Diane Lane
Appearances
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I'm still in therapy about it. No, I'm kidding.
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The world was a different place then. It was, you know, I wound, there was no airport security. We didn't need it. I remember getting off the plane and running into my mother's arms and around my neck could have been anything, but it was a five, well, maybe a two pound tortoise. And I had bought it on the River Seine in Paris, because back in the day, they sold animals by the river in Paris.
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She shrieked. And I had that turtle for years. His name was George. Turned out George was female. Did you know that the bottom side of a tortoise will reveal the gender? Because the male have a slight indentation curve so that they can mount the female.
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That's adorable. I was much more two ears, one mouth around Lord Larry.
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Martha Kent, yes.
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Oh, gosh. I am such an introvert. I don't know how I would handle that.
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I did. I chickened out. I was just... Those crowds, they make me... I have ajita, as my friends say.
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Slim Keith. I portrayed Slim Keith.
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Yes. Socialite, extraordinaire, a real maven, a real connector of other people. I don't know. I think of them as sort of sassy pants. Sassy pants people.
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I don't feel safe suddenly.
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No, I'm open to talking pretty much about anything. I'm starting to sweat now, but that's okay.
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Oh, well, I believe it's A, but B is fun, too. Let's go with A.
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WWDTM: Eric Idle, Bridget Everett + Jeff Hiller, and more!
Wow. I want C to be true, but I'm going to go with B anyway.