Diane Lane

I'm still in therapy about it. No, I'm kidding.

I'm still in therapy about it. No, I'm kidding.

The world was a different place then. It was, you know, I wound, there was no airport security. We didn't need it. I remember getting off the plane and running into my mother's arms and around my neck could have been anything, but it was a five, well, maybe a two pound tortoise. And I had bought it on the River Seine in Paris, because back in the day, they sold animals by the river in Paris.

The world was a different place then. It was, you know, I wound, there was no airport security. We didn't need it. I remember getting off the plane and running into my mother's arms and around my neck could have been anything, but it was a five, well, maybe a two pound tortoise. And I had bought it on the River Seine in Paris, because back in the day, they sold animals by the river in Paris.

Don't ask.

Don't ask.

She shrieked. And I had that turtle for years. His name was George. Turned out George was female. Did you know that the bottom side of a tortoise will reveal the gender? Because the male have a slight indentation curve so that they can mount the female.

She shrieked. And I had that turtle for years. His name was George. Turned out George was female. Did you know that the bottom side of a tortoise will reveal the gender? Because the male have a slight indentation curve so that they can mount the female.

That's adorable. I was much more two ears, one mouth around Lord Larry.

That's adorable. I was much more two ears, one mouth around Lord Larry.

Martha Kent, yes.

Martha Kent, yes.

Oh, gosh. I am such an introvert. I don't know how I would handle that.

Oh, gosh. I am such an introvert. I don't know how I would handle that.

I did. I chickened out. I was just... Those crowds, they make me... I have ajita, as my friends say.

I did. I chickened out. I was just... Those crowds, they make me... I have ajita, as my friends say.

Slim Keith. I portrayed Slim Keith.

Slim Keith. I portrayed Slim Keith.

Yes. Socialite, extraordinaire, a real maven, a real connector of other people. I don't know. I think of them as sort of sassy pants. Sassy pants people.

Yes. Socialite, extraordinaire, a real maven, a real connector of other people. I don't know. I think of them as sort of sassy pants. Sassy pants people.

I don't feel safe suddenly.

I don't feel safe suddenly.

No, I'm open to talking pretty much about anything. I'm starting to sweat now, but that's okay.

No, I'm open to talking pretty much about anything. I'm starting to sweat now, but that's okay.

Sure.

Sure.

Oh, well, I believe it's A, but B is fun, too. Let's go with A.

Oh, well, I believe it's A, but B is fun, too. Let's go with A.

Wow. I want C to be true, but I'm going to go with B anyway.

Wow. I want C to be true, but I'm going to go with B anyway.

I'm still in therapy about it. No, I'm kidding.

The world was a different place then. It was, you know, I wound, there was no airport security. We didn't need it. I remember getting off the plane and running into my mother's arms and around my neck could have been anything, but it was a five, well, maybe a two pound tortoise. And I had bought it on the River Seine in Paris, because back in the day, they sold animals by the river in Paris.

Don't ask.

She shrieked. And I had that turtle for years. His name was George. Turned out George was female. Did you know that the bottom side of a tortoise will reveal the gender? Because the male have a slight indentation curve so that they can mount the female.

That's adorable. I was much more two ears, one mouth around Lord Larry.

Martha Kent, yes.

Oh, gosh. I am such an introvert. I don't know how I would handle that.

I did. I chickened out. I was just... Those crowds, they make me... I have ajita, as my friends say.

Slim Keith. I portrayed Slim Keith.

Yes. Socialite, extraordinaire, a real maven, a real connector of other people. I don't know. I think of them as sort of sassy pants. Sassy pants people.

I don't feel safe suddenly.

No, I'm open to talking pretty much about anything. I'm starting to sweat now, but that's okay.

Sure.

Oh, well, I believe it's A, but B is fun, too. Let's go with A.

Wow. I want C to be true, but I'm going to go with B anyway.