Dan Carney
Appearances
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
And I was like, you want me to get out Venmo, get your info, but not send you the full amount? And he was like, yeah, just don't send me $20. Just send me $10. That's great. And so I did.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
That checks out. Dan Carney is a, we had a guest on last time and we didn't say who they were at all.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
They'd build a farm. I always thought, like, growing up, like, I always thought it was, like, kind of, like, cool and, like, admirable in a way. That it's, like, they protected themselves from these things that, like, maybe aren't good for our brains or whatever.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
Yeah, Rumspringa is cool.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
It's like a carrier pigeon. Amish man caught sending letters to underage kids.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
That's a real guy. Really? Yeah.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
You have like an Amish... I think his last name might have been Stoltzfus. Really? Yeah.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
Why'd you call me out there? No, Mumford & Sons played there like a week ago on top of tabletops and it was all over my For You page.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
I didn't fuck no dude. It was insane. Like this quote. Wow. And I was like, it's liver failure. It's liver failure. I'm not gay. I'm not gay.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
The funniest part was a bunch of the hockey players, I think, take theater because it's easy. But at BC, these are like Olympic athletes. These guys that are on the Sharks now are watching me yell.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
She went down with you? Yeah, she went down with me.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
I feel like that'd be perfect.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
That's fair. That's fair. It's fair. Irresponsible of him. Yeah. This wasn't this technology. This is a full-on VR.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
Did you have any fun stories about their time together?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
No, I didn't. You're in Los Angeles for what, Willie? Go. Start a podcast. Make your family proud and start a podcast.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
Did you know that there is an island on Earth that is located on a lake that is located on an island that is located on a lake that is located on an island that is located in Canada?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
You cut it up, snort it. Dude, dude, go, Garrett, put my ID in a margarita. Yeah. That'd be hilarious.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
Oh, my God. Oh, birth certificate and chocolate milk.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
Give me something. Wait, I think it's because I do this too.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
I guess you get to pick. It's the selfless.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
That scene where the lady comes up and is like, oh my God, we met.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
I was like, kind of saw those texts, but I don't like looking at texts on Sundays.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
life as shaq's illegitimate son (the dan carney story)
You don't like looking at texts on Sunday?