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True Crime Vault: Undercover Mother

607.042

I'm this weird part of my life, I really am.

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True Crime Vault: Undercover Mother

614.127

I am getting along with my wife better than I ever have. All you have to do is agree to something that you would never do.

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True Crime Vault: Undercover Mother

621.351

Farmer's Market? Oh boy, would I? My buddy dies, I show up to the funeral. Open casket. You told me he was dead. I believed you.

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Wild Crime: Mask of Sanity | S4 Ep. 4

1922.717

Farmer's Market? Oh boy, would I? My buddy dies. I show up to the funeral. Open casket. You told me he was dead. I believed you.

20/20

Small Town, Big Con

2842.966

I'm this weird part of my life. I really am.

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Small Town, Big Con

2854.049

I am getting along with my wife better than I ever have. All you have to do is agree to something that you would never do. Farmer's Market? Oh, boy, would I! My buddy dies, I show up to the funeral, open casket. You told me he was dead. I believed you!

Someone Knows Something

Someone Knows Something Introduces | Uncover: Sea of Lies

17.463

The World Health Organization? Oh my god! Meet who? The WHO owl. Where will the next global pandemic start? Who knows?

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

11111.705

Crazy.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3713.507

I thought it was Eddie Bravo. Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He's not. I mean, look at him. He wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. Wines like a baby. The guy's afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. Like a garbage bag full of buttermilk.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3739.117

He sells imaginary baseball cards pretending to be a cowboy fireman. Guy's barely strong enough to hold an umbrella. While he's working out.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3753.053

I don't know. Pink chickadee.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3759.452

Big ones. Like Dolly Parton. He cheats at golf. He creeps around beauty pageant dressing rooms. You know that little dance he does?

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3773.683

He's moody. He pouts. He throws tantrums. No, get those lights off! He acts like a five-year-old behind the wheel of a truck. He bends over for Putin. This cat here on social media is a middle school bean girl. The guy needs help walking downhill. Almost there, Grandma. So this November, let's stop kidding ourselves. Donald Trump is afraid.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3798.31

Look at this. The punches. Murrow street. And being locked at.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3815.882

Mostly, he's terrified that real red-blooded American men will find out that he's a weak, tubby toddler.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3826.595

Don't you know I'm a tough guy? I won't grab you by the...