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20/20

True Crime Vault: Shot in the Dark

594.035

I'm this weird part of my life. I really am.

20/20

True Crime Vault: Shot in the Dark

600.777

I am getting along with my wife better than I ever have. All you have to do is agree to something that you would never do. Yeah!

20/20

True Crime Vault: Shot in the Dark

608.214

Farmer's Market? Oh, boy, would I? My buddy dies. I show up to the funeral. Open casket. You told me he was dead. I believed you.

20/20

True Crime Vault: Undercover Mother

607.042

I'm this weird part of my life, I really am.

20/20

True Crime Vault: Undercover Mother

614.127

I am getting along with my wife better than I ever have. All you have to do is agree to something that you would never do.

20/20

True Crime Vault: Undercover Mother

621.351

Farmer's Market? Oh boy, would I? My buddy dies, I show up to the funeral. Open casket. You told me he was dead. I believed you.

20/20

Wild Crime: Mask of Sanity | S4 Ep. 4

1922.717

Farmer's Market? Oh boy, would I? My buddy dies. I show up to the funeral. Open casket. You told me he was dead. I believed you.

20/20

Small Town, Big Con

2842.966

I'm this weird part of my life. I really am.

20/20

Small Town, Big Con

2854.049

I am getting along with my wife better than I ever have. All you have to do is agree to something that you would never do. Farmer's Market? Oh, boy, would I! My buddy dies, I show up to the funeral, open casket. You told me he was dead. I believed you!

Someone Knows Something

Someone Knows Something Introduces | Uncover: Sea of Lies

17.463

The World Health Organization? Oh my god! Meet who? The WHO owl. Where will the next global pandemic start? Who knows?

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

11111.705

Crazy.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3713.507

I thought it was Eddie Bravo. Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He's not. I mean, look at him. He wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. Wines like a baby. The guy's afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. Like a garbage bag full of buttermilk.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3739.117

He sells imaginary baseball cards pretending to be a cowboy fireman. Guy's barely strong enough to hold an umbrella. While he's working out.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3753.053

I don't know. Pink chickadee.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3759.452

Big ones. Like Dolly Parton. He cheats at golf. He creeps around beauty pageant dressing rooms. You know that little dance he does?

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3773.683

He's moody. He pouts. He throws tantrums. No, get those lights off! He acts like a five-year-old behind the wheel of a truck. He bends over for Putin. This cat here on social media is a middle school bean girl. The guy needs help walking downhill. Almost there, Grandma. So this November, let's stop kidding ourselves. Donald Trump is afraid.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3798.31

Look at this. The punches. Murrow street. And being locked at.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3815.882

Mostly, he's terrified that real red-blooded American men will find out that he's a weak, tubby toddler.

The Joe Rogan Experience

#2226 - Theo Von

3826.595

Don't you know I'm a tough guy? I won't grab you by the...

The Megyn Kelly Show

Millions Spent on Crucial Special Elections, New Columbia Tension, Trump Warns Putin: AM Update 3/31

952.457

And I am truly honored to be here, even though all of Hollywood pulled out now that King Joffrey is president and it feels like the Red Wedding in here. We gotta address the elephant that's not in the room.