Cole Castle
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I like to have the TV on during sex, but you got to be careful what show is on while you're doing it. Because the only thing worse than finishing quick with a girl is finishing quick than hearing a laugh track immediately after. Now it just feels like a whole audience is degrading me. My go-to genre to have during sex? True crime.
I like to have the TV on during sex, but you got to be careful what show is on while you're doing it. Because the only thing worse than finishing quick with a girl is finishing quick than hearing a laugh track immediately after. Now it just feels like a whole audience is degrading me. My go-to genre to have during sex? True crime.
I like to have the TV on during sex, but you got to be careful what show is on while you're doing it. Because the only thing worse than finishing quick with a girl is finishing quick than hearing a laugh track immediately after. Now it just feels like a whole audience is degrading me. My go-to genre to have during sex? True crime.
Because at least if I give her a bad performance, she can look at the TV and see some girl getting raped and murdered, and I can go, hey, could be a lot worse for you, huh? It's like, yeah, I didn't make you cum, but you do get to go outside again, so... Count your blessings, all right? I was drinking with some family a couple weeks ago. My cousin with Down syndrome came up to me.
Because at least if I give her a bad performance, she can look at the TV and see some girl getting raped and murdered, and I can go, hey, could be a lot worse for you, huh? It's like, yeah, I didn't make you cum, but you do get to go outside again, so... Count your blessings, all right? I was drinking with some family a couple weeks ago. My cousin with Down syndrome came up to me.
Because at least if I give her a bad performance, she can look at the TV and see some girl getting raped and murdered, and I can go, hey, could be a lot worse for you, huh? It's like, yeah, I didn't make you cum, but you do get to go outside again, so... Count your blessings, all right? I was drinking with some family a couple weeks ago. My cousin with Down syndrome came up to me.
He goes, hey Cole, you should stop drinking. It's not good for you. And in my head, I was like, I'm not gonna stop drinking tonight until I'm on your level, little cuzzo. I also wanna be drooling on myself at some point. That's when I realized getting drunk is just microdosing Down syndrome. There's a lot of similarities. You know, you're harder to understand. You eat more. You fall more.
He goes, hey Cole, you should stop drinking. It's not good for you. And in my head, I was like, I'm not gonna stop drinking tonight until I'm on your level, little cuzzo. I also wanna be drooling on myself at some point. That's when I realized getting drunk is just microdosing Down syndrome. There's a lot of similarities. You know, you're harder to understand. You eat more. You fall more.
He goes, hey Cole, you should stop drinking. It's not good for you. And in my head, I was like, I'm not gonna stop drinking tonight until I'm on your level, little cuzzo. I also wanna be drooling on myself at some point. That's when I realized getting drunk is just microdosing Down syndrome. There's a lot of similarities. You know, you're harder to understand. You eat more. You fall more.
And no one's going to trust you behind the wheel. So a lot of similarities, I think. People start drinking and say, let's get fucked up. I say, let's get fucked down. All right, thank y'all. Cole Castle.
And no one's going to trust you behind the wheel. So a lot of similarities, I think. People start drinking and say, let's get fucked up. I say, let's get fucked down. All right, thank y'all. Cole Castle.
And no one's going to trust you behind the wheel. So a lot of similarities, I think. People start drinking and say, let's get fucked up. I say, let's get fucked down. All right, thank y'all. Cole Castle.
Yeah, I was on a few months ago.
Yeah, I was on a few months ago.
Yeah, I was on a few months ago.
I think it went about the same. Okay. Yeah, we'll see.
I think it went about the same. Okay. Yeah, we'll see.
I think it went about the same. Okay. Yeah, we'll see.
Yeah, okay. Well, you know, there's the interview, but yeah.
Yeah, okay. Well, you know, there's the interview, but yeah.