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Clayton Law

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28 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

Carrie's a huge fan.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

Carrie's a huge fan.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

And so I set it down on the counter and, you know, went to go do something, talk to Carrie, and then came back. And I just kind of had a WTF moment. It was hard for me to process what I was looking at.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

And so I set it down on the counter and, you know, went to go do something, talk to Carrie, and then came back. And I just kind of had a WTF moment. It was hard for me to process what I was looking at.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

Yeah.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

Yeah.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

Cecil was just standing there over the pile of money, just shredded, consumed. It was just all over the floor.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

Cecil was just standing there over the pile of money, just shredded, consumed. It was just all over the floor.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

$4,000 total. He had never done anything like this in the past ever. And so it was hard for me to process what I was looking at because we used to, you know, leave dinner out. We used to eat at the coffee table and watch some TV.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

$4,000 total. He had never done anything like this in the past ever. And so it was hard for me to process what I was looking at because we used to, you know, leave dinner out. We used to eat at the coffee table and watch some TV.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

And you could leave, you know, a steak dinner or a cheeseburger or whatever on that table, go to the kitchen, open a bottle of wine, talk for a little bit, come back, and he would still just be sitting on the couch, you know, not, you know, touching it at all. So I was very just shocked that he did this.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

And you could leave, you know, a steak dinner or a cheeseburger or whatever on that table, go to the kitchen, open a bottle of wine, talk for a little bit, come back, and he would still just be sitting on the couch, you know, not, you know, touching it at all. So I was very just shocked that he did this.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

You start to assess the damage and you're like, all right, how much is actually gone or is there any more damage? They called the vet, who said to keep an eye on things, but that at 100 pounds, they weren't too worried about Cecil. Did you then ask the next question?

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

You start to assess the damage and you're like, all right, how much is actually gone or is there any more damage? They called the vet, who said to keep an eye on things, but that at 100 pounds, they weren't too worried about Cecil. Did you then ask the next question?

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

Immediately, you know, Carrie is probably one of the most like just resourceful researcher. Like, can you exchange this? What's the process? So she's Googling it as I'm just trying to, you know, figure out what our next steps are. But later that night, it was like 2 a.m. And you have a dog, so you understand. But it's the

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

Immediately, you know, Carrie is probably one of the most like just resourceful researcher. Like, can you exchange this? What's the process? So she's Googling it as I'm just trying to, you know, figure out what our next steps are. But later that night, it was like 2 a.m. And you have a dog, so you understand. But it's the

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

proverbial like sound of a dog that's about to throw up you have like a 15 second window before you know it all comes out and so I hear that and I snap snap awake jump out of bed I'm like no no no not on the carpet and just got him on the tile and he threw up and you know it's 2 a.m.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

proverbial like sound of a dog that's about to throw up you have like a 15 second window before you know it all comes out and so I hear that and I snap snap awake jump out of bed I'm like no no no not on the carpet and just got him on the tile and he threw up and you know it's 2 a.m.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

so I'm just like I'm just gonna clean this up and I grab a plastic grocery bag and some paper towel and I realized wow there is like

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

so I'm just like I'm just gonna clean this up and I grab a plastic grocery bag and some paper towel and I realized wow there is like

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