Christophe Jean

Exclusive baby diva. I was wearing my good monster truck shirt, but they said that didn't fit the aesthetic.

Exclusive baby diva. I was wearing my good monster truck shirt, but they said that didn't fit the aesthetic.

He died the day after Easter.

He died the day after Easter.

So Jesus came back, and then he was like, all right, that's good enough for me.

So Jesus came back, and then he was like, all right, that's good enough for me.

A more conservative one who's not a big fan of the moderate papacy of... Pope Francis?

A more conservative one who's not a big fan of the moderate papacy of... Pope Francis?

Yeah, of course. That's the same answer to, did dogs go to heaven?

Yeah, of course. That's the same answer to, did dogs go to heaven?

It's a pretty good, if there is one.

It's a pretty good, if there is one.

He sneezed on him.

He sneezed on him.

A grain of rice went down the wrong tube. But look, now they got to make a new Pope. They got to make one.

A grain of rice went down the wrong tube. But look, now they got to make a new Pope. They got to make one.

They should do it as a game show. They should do it like the dating game where you can't see the popes. And they're behind a little curtain. You can just see their little slippers. You can just see their little slippers. Their hats sticking out.

They should do it as a game show. They should do it like the dating game where you can't see the popes. And they're behind a little curtain. You can just see their little slippers. You can just see their little slippers. Their hats sticking out.

It's like smoking a cigarette on Snapchat. He's tweeting. He's like, Conclave is so shit this year. Catering sucks in the Vatican right now.

It's like smoking a cigarette on Snapchat. He's tweeting. He's like, Conclave is so shit this year. Catering sucks in the Vatican right now.