Christine Abbey
Appearances
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Honestly, like, and your in-laws, like, have some, they're older people. They're your in-laws. Respect them. Like, don't come out in the news and be like, they're mean. They're mean to my husband.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
But like David Beckham's dad was really tough on him too and really like in a loving way pushed him to become the man who he is. And I bet that David has some of that in him too where he's a strong father. But he's so loving. From what I can see. We love David.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
It's episode six. It's episode six. How freaking dare you? I think it's called The Oncologists, maybe.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Oh my gosh.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Oh, thank you so much. You know what? I play Dr. Rebecca Chan Sanders, and it was a complete joy. As an actor, you get to go through the scenes, as you know. They're shot in one, so it was like doing a play. It was all these amazing heavy hitters. It was so funny. It was a dream come true, and I'm... proud, proud of my performance.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
You guys tried to clear his name and we know that he appreciates that. Is the whole thing like going to go to a trial?
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
I just want to start a rumor that Jennifer Tilly is getting her own show because I think that she is just worth.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Don't we? Like just let's send them on vacation, you know, and watch them go and spend their money somewhere. Yeah, Jen and Kathy.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
I know, but we're going to have to start her on me and the Care Bears. And then we're going to have to start her on, you know, me and Sailor Moon. There's a lot of Shug, of anti-Shug out there for her to enjoy.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
We love that for her.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
She does. And, you know, there's so, I want to watch her spend all of that Simpsons money and have such a great time, you know?
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Truly, we've fallen in love with these people by week five. I'm 100% invested.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Wait, can we also add in those baggy underwear he was wearing? He was wearing diapers. Yeah, that was crazy. That was crazy. I was like, sir, what is in there? Did you have an accident?
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Yes.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Yeah. I quit, but go on.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
He needs room for both. He's a heavy bleeder. He's got a wide set vagina.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
He can't lie down without staining the bed.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
loose-fitting panties, let's call them what they are, was a move is genius. It's genius. You know what I mean? It's genius. Also, maybe that's really, like, would that be comfortable for you boys?
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
I basically got deported. I basically got deported, but I had such a great time on the show. And honestly, it's really fun for me because that was the very time that he was courting Natalie. So I got to be in on all of the behind the scenes, encouraging him to lock it down.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
What about for sleeping? Like maybe they're his night night panties.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Couldn't wait to take his pants off and flail about in his night-night panties. They also look like they're from the 1970s. They were like a weird cream color. They were pilling already. They were pilling, for sure. They're like his security undies.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
But you're right. He did text right in the moment. They were standing in a group. They weren't in the middle of an activity. They were all there and ready to read the text with her.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Yeah. you're sick in the head i do wonder if they're allowed to do cocaine at that particular i do think that is the one that is it is allowed yeah i do think he did choose that one after his ai programmed phone call with tom sandoval i do feel like that you don't really stop anything you're doing wrong you just kind of like trick you know just
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
You actually can, and I will take your calls. We could do a whole separate series where I calm y'all down about this relationship that I love so much and honestly get to witness in a really beautiful, unique, and intimate way.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Yeah, you just take some time away from the physical location, but you continue doing what you've been doing.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Oh, yeah. She said, I will sit down with him because I am the bigger person or something.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
It's Janet.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
And also, like, are you actually going to listen to anything this person has to say? You're just sitting there proud of yourself.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
I like how you tease your husband because teasing to me, teasing to me is like my favorite love language. So I just, I love the way that you knock him down, you know? Perfect.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
I would put it the other way around. I would blame the therapist probably, like, just taking the money and being like, you're right. You're right. You were sick. Get some help. You're sick. Whatever he did was fucked up. Yeah. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
But I bring them right back up. You sure do. Yes, I do. You sure do.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
No, it's so fraudulent. It's crazy.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Okay, can I stop you right there? I do not like the term babysitter at all. No, I'm not 12. I'm like, you know, I'm a sister mom. You're also not sitting on your baby. I've never sat on her once. Never. I don't know where she is. She's sleeping, obviously. No, it's sister mom. We're sister moms. Thank you.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
I know. Michelle, you go next. Yeah, your turn. Do you want to say anything about? Michelle's cold face is glorious. Like her non-emotional cold face is one of the best I've ever seen. As an actress, I really give her a nod. I really give her a nod.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
I don't know. The panties really make me question all of that. But what I will say is that he is like Mr. Crocodile Tears. Like he's like the epitome of white woman tears, you know, like that's him all day long.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
But no, I think that we can use the panties as maybe an indicator that he's not all of these things that we think. Like, you are not really aware of what you're doing on television if you're wearing those panties. Like, maybe the panties is the turning point of having empathy for Jesse. Yes, maybe.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
This is what I'm saying. So maybe this is the first string pull of the world having sympathy for this man. Maybe.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
I don't like it. I don't care if it's PC. But you're so young. I know. My youth helps, but I'm not a babysitter.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
And honestly, the passion. I've never heard you speak so passionately about anything besides at your wedding. Yes.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Yeah.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
And also, wouldn't there be evidence beyond the broken taillight? Like his blood? Like his blood.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Like, if you hit a human being with your car, it's not going to spread shards of glass across the lawn.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Oh, he sounds like he's going to be fun. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Guys, there was no winning the Kevin Spacey. He lost.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Oh my gosh, you can have me whenever you guys want me.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Oh my gosh. I'm Natalie's sister mom. Thank you. What?
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
What?
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
I thought it started strong. I thought that they started in a really, really good place.
The Viall Files
E930 - Love On The Spectrum’s Abbey & David, Karen Read, Battle Camp Host, The Valley & Clayton Vindicated
Nick got married at 58, you know?