Chris Cafero (as Reed Royal)
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Vormachen, mitmachen, stark machen?
Vormachen, mitmachen, stark machen?
Wahr machen, möglich machen, schön machen, Freude machen, Sinn machen?
Wahr machen, möglich machen, schön machen, Freude machen, Sinn machen?
Pause machen? Können wir. Platt machen, ganz machen, neu machen, Mut machen, gut machen, besser machen?
Pause machen? Können wir. Platt machen, ganz machen, neu machen, Mut machen, gut machen, besser machen?
Reed, stop! Do people actually believe a high school would build a moat?
Reed, stop! Do people actually believe a high school would build a moat?
This is a perfect Saturday tradition. Let's do it forever? You're just sucking up to me because I have no friends. I'm your friend. Who else do you need?
This is a perfect Saturday tradition. Let's do it forever? You're just sucking up to me because I have no friends. I'm your friend. Who else do you need?
Hey, sorry the music sucks. I gave East the ox. Whatever, dude.
Hey, sorry the music sucks. I gave East the ox. Whatever, dude.
You didn't get my text? I'm taking you to school. Don't tell Papa Steve.
You didn't get my text? I'm taking you to school. Don't tell Papa Steve.
My dad asked me to.
My dad asked me to.
Yeah, you also call me out when I'm wrong.
Yeah, you also call me out when I'm wrong.
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
Well, they might ask me about you during my deposition, so the lawyer probably wants us to actually break up.
Well, they might ask me about you during my deposition, so the lawyer probably wants us to actually break up.
Brooke's autopsy came back. They found your DNA under her fingernails.
Brooke's autopsy came back. They found your DNA under her fingernails.
They don't think you're a suspect, Ella. They think you're the motive. My motive. My lawyer wants us to break up for the optics. People would have a hard time imagining me killing for you and then breaking up with you a few months later.
They don't think you're a suspect, Ella. They think you're the motive. My motive. My lawyer wants us to break up for the optics. People would have a hard time imagining me killing for you and then breaking up with you a few months later.
Yeah, that's why I told the lawyer no. I'm not ending things with you. Not ever.
Yeah, that's why I told the lawyer no. I'm not ending things with you. Not ever.
But Steve was talking about pulling you out of the cove. How are we ever going to see each other?
But Steve was talking about pulling you out of the cove. How are we ever going to see each other?
It might be safer for you, more normal, if you stayed with Uncle Steve for a while.
It might be safer for you, more normal, if you stayed with Uncle Steve for a while.
Hey, can one of you drive Ella home after school today?
Hey, can one of you drive Ella home after school today?
East and I have water polo practice.
East and I have water polo practice.
Yeah, they did, but this is a separate thing. The Cove swim and water polo teams are both competing one-on-one with our sister school, San Francisco Bay School. It's SoCal versus NorCal.
Yeah, they did, but this is a separate thing. The Cove swim and water polo teams are both competing one-on-one with our sister school, San Francisco Bay School. It's SoCal versus NorCal.
This year, it's in San Francisco.
This year, it's in San Francisco.
Yeah, he asked me not to say anything.
Yeah, he asked me not to say anything.
Oh, it's a lot to hold. Here, I'll hold them for you.
Oh, it's a lot to hold. Here, I'll hold them for you.
Thank you for the flowers. Sorry, being the center of attention triggers my freeze response. Like a rabbit. You're doing great. I don't think I am, actually.
Thank you for the flowers. Sorry, being the center of attention triggers my freeze response. Like a rabbit. You're doing great. I don't think I am, actually.
Oof, Easton's walking over here. That's not what I sounded like when I asked you to prom, is it? I don't think she's feeling it.
Oof, Easton's walking over here. That's not what I sounded like when I asked you to prom, is it? I don't think she's feeling it.
Yeah, that was crazy. We had to send a cease and desist.
Yeah, that was crazy. We had to send a cease and desist.