Chloe Fineman
Appearances
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Like the last show, they were like, actually, there's like seven White Lotus ideas. And then I'm like, well, now I have nothing. Right, right, right. But we stay up writing till 2 a.m. healthy, 3 a.m., 4 a.m., whatever. Es ist wie, halbwegs ist es wie, es ist wie, es ist wie, du spielst einen All-Nighter.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja. Und ich würde sagen, Marcelo und ich sind definitiv so.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Aber wir machen alles. Und dann am Dienstag verabschieden wir unsere Sachen in der Morgen. Und wir lesen es laut mit dem Host, namens Table Read. And then we wait around. A handful of us usually will be watching a Bravo show for like an hour and a half while we're waiting for picks. It's like theater camp. You're like, did I make the list? Right, right.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And then at like 10 o'clock we find out what's picked in the show. And like you either are like, yes, or crying or like punching a wall.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, we all pile in and we'll watch a show. Right, right, right.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja, Traders, das ist nicht Bravo, aber egal. Es ist wie diese wunderschöne Stunde, wo man wartet, ob man die Kassel-Liste bekommt. Richtig. Damals hatten wir es auf der Wand, also würde jeder runnen und so. Ja, ja. Es ist so verrückt. Wie in der Hochschule. In der Hochschule, aber wir sind Adelte.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I feel like when I started, there's like videos, but there wasn't, it was like weird that I liked Instagram videos. What? But yeah, like there was, you know, Kate and Cecily and all those like legends, I don't think were as like, Video-fokussiert. Und dann, nach Covid, kam Please Don't Destroy und sie kamen aus Videos.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ich fühle mich, als wäre ich mehr Internet, nicht so, als hätte ich mehr Content gemacht. Ein bisschen mehr, bevor wir auf dem Show begonnen haben. Und jetzt sind wir, ich meine, wir waren nicht auf TikTok, wie ich glaube, bis 2020 vielleicht.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
100 Prozent. Ja, besonders dieses Jahr. Ich wusste nicht, dass wir auf TikTok waren.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
No, I mean, we had fun rehearsing it. And then like when Ariana sang Pitchy, we were like, ha, ha, ha. But it was like, we really were like, you have no idea. And then it just went crazy.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, my boyfriend has a place in New York. My parents live in... No way! Yes! I thought you grew up in Beverly Hills.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I grew up on one... It's okay, a lot of people think I'm nepo, but I'm not.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Everyone looks like they work at the... It's the bear. There's a really hot sandwich guy.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And he is Jeremy Allen White to me. Yes! Oh my god, yes!
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Everyone's into Capri Club now. Oh, Vidius? Do you ever go to Vidius? I'll see Quinta Brunson on the sidewalk. What? Ja, Vidiots ist unglaublich. Okay. Ja, sie machen all diese Screenings und Premiere. Oh mein Gott.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Wirklich? Ich mache das mit Buchstaben. Ja, das gleiche.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Okay, total. Ja, so I'm like, if I can do that, like, why go, you know, like, that's such a thing. I know.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja, ich lese zwei Bücher pro Jahr und das ist alles, worüber ich spreche. Oh, also du lernst. Aber zwei pro Jahr.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
The Guest, da war ich wirklich drauf. Was ist das? Es geht um eine Mädchen in ihren Zwanzigern, die ein Slut ist. Und sie ist heiß und sie verheiratet einen älteren Mann. Und sie war so, ist sie ein Sexarbeiter? Ich weiß es nicht. Und dann geht sie nach den Hamptons und sie verursacht sein Leben. Und dann verursacht sie einfach alle Leben, die sie hat. Und es wird ein Film sein. Ja, das klingt so.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I don't know what else I would call it, honestly.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja, also ich lese es normalerweise, wenn jemand sagt, du sollst dir das ansehen, um zu spielen. Richtig, richtig, richtig. Und dann geht es immer zu jemand anderem, aber ich genieße es, es zu lesen.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I think like a biopic of any kind. Because I'm like, that's what I always thought I would do. And then it turned into like an impression is just like a little bio.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Like if it's like someone I haven't done before.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Für das, nein. Weil ich das schon immer gemacht habe. Das ist so, wie ich auf dem Show war. Es war so lange her, dass sie alle für Big Little Lies ausgestattet haben. Es war wie jede weiße Frau. Ich habe es jetzt gemacht. Ich denke, jetzt bin ich an einem Punkt, wo ich nur neue Sachen machen möchte. Und hast du, neben dem Sommer von 69, etwas Aufregendes gemacht?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I am. I guess I'm kind of doing an impression of a stripper.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, I think we're hopefully gonna beat everybody.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I know, and everyone's like... And it was so funny when I got it. Kirsten Forsythe? Kirsten, Kirsten, Kirsten.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ich mag Short Circuit. Sie war so, oh mein Gott, wir sind im Film. Und dann war es so, sie war in einem anderen Pickleball-Film.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Well, I think there's a bunch, but we are done. We wrapped and we come out before everybody else.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, I'm like the idea of tennis and Pickleball is like taking over. It's like Jake Johnson, he was a new girl. Okay. I'm like his crazy girlfriend. Got it, got it. Which is like a role I love to play.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I prefer it's scripted and then I take it and then I improv within.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Okay. I, Brag, was at Cannes for a different movie.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was surprised she, yeah, for a while I thought she would be on the show.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And Mikey Madison was like winning all of these awards. And I was on TikTok and saw like her for two seconds saying all the training she did. Uh-huh. I don't know. I was like, this isn't that kind of movie, but like, why not? Yeah. My best friend and I were in L.A. and we took a pole class together. Uh-huh. Und er sagte mir, du solltest dich dazu einstellen. Es gibt Potenzial hier, es gibt Talent.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Oh, like, cry. And, like, Caitlin Dever is, like, our greatest actress.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I know. I know. And she's so unassuming. She's just, like, grounded and cool and, like, the coolest person in the world. And then I'll see. I'm not giving anything away. But, like, Emmy now. I'm not giving anything away.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Like with what? Like Severance. I guess I get obsessed with like Severance. I was like, what is it? I go on like, I'm on Reddit. I'm on threads. I just like, I love the theory. I love to like, that's what I read instead of books.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Right, White Lotus. That's when you thought of it, right?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Is it that good? It's like, I've never been more emotionally affected by something. Really? I follow everybody. Yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, we've had like some season ones and twos come to the show and it's really exciting.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, that's always what's so funny about SNL. Like you'll be like, you know, Steven Spielberg. And then you're like, oh my God, it's... Abby. Yeah, or like, who was that? Or yeah, or like Ariana Maddox.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Und dann habe ich für einen Monat trainiert. nonstop every morning in Pasadena.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
She was at the 50th. Got it. Meryl, I finally got to meet. And then we all got COVID from the 50th.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, but I, Meryl, the people I knew who got COVID were like me, Meryl.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah. And then she came to the show the week later and she went COVID, COVID, COVID. Ja, ich habe gesagt, hi Covid, hi Covid, Covid, Covid.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Das ist eine neue Sache. Ich wollte sie mein ganzes Leben kennenlernen. Ich habe sie in meinem College-Buch-Report bei NYU geschrieben. Ich habe ein volles Frühjahrs-Essay über Meryl Streeps Bracelet-Aktivität geschrieben. Bracelet-Aktivität? Sie hat das Behavior, ihr Behavior in den Stunden. Sie handelt sich mit all diesem Trauma. Und dann wird sie einfach mit einem Bracelet spielen. Richtig.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja, also ich habe ein 10-Page-Essay darüber geschrieben.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
You should watch, yeah, her, like, she'll just do, like, little.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And she'll be, like, like a whore. Like, she, like, the love of her life is dead. She just, like, chattels it through, like, neckless acting.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, like, she always finds these, like, objects, and I'm very, like, fascinated by it.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, basically I discovered LA is like the capital of pole class. Really? Yes, I swear, once you see it, you can't unsee it. Like every corner has a Hustlers. It's Starbucks and Hustlers. There are like three Hustlers stores in Pasadena. You think like Hollywood Boulevard and all that, but they're everywhere. Right. Truly. And yeah, I just like got really into it and I trained.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Okay, wenn RuPaul hostete, kamen alle Drag-Queens nach dem Nachmittag-Party raus und wir tanzten alle auf Tafeln bis 5 Uhr morgens. Oh mein Gott. Und es war auch, glaube ich, das erste Mal, dass ich einen Wochenende-Update hatte. Du hast deinen ersten Wochenende-Update und ich habe ein paar Impressionen gemacht und ich war einfach so, das ist das Beste. Ja. Ja. Ja.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja, aber das ist cool. Ich werde auf unserer Finale bleiben. Ich werde wirklich spät gehen. Aber vielleicht war es der Billie Eilish. Es war wie Shoop. Und dann sind wir rein und ich war einfach so.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja, du wirst nicht verärgert von diesen Nachhinein. Nein. Du gehst zu den Leuten, wie wie. Manchmal gehen Leute zu den Popstars wie Haus. Richtig.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Oh, und die sind verrückt. Ja, sie sind bis neun Uhr morgens.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja. Nächstes Mal, wenn du da bist, müssen wir es machen. Ja.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Es passiert vielen Leuten auf dem Show. Und dann kommen sie am Montag und erzählen mir darüber. Und ich bin so.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Um, I feel like lately there, I mean, there's so many of us that the, there's been a handful this year where it's like not the first time that person's done it. So they'll do it at dress rehearsal. It goes great. And then because there's like three people, there's just like all these mouths to feed or I don't, I don't know the reasoning, but there'll be like, sorry, not tonight.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And then they have to come back the next week and the train like re kill. So like that's nerve wracking. Um und Bomben da draußen ist schrecklich, aber wie weißt du, wenn du Bomben hast, weil die Audienz nicht lacht, sie lachen einfach nicht so hart.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ein bisschen, aber du wirst nie zu dem Punkt kommen, dass du auf nationaler TV bist, wenn es dich nicht tötet, wenn es dich nicht tötet, wenn es dich nicht tötet, wenn es dich nicht tötet, wenn es dich nicht tötet, wenn es dich nicht tötet, wenn es dich nicht tötet.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, yeah, because they're not going to put it on TV if it's like mid.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Sketches, on the other hand, who know? Because it's less predictable.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yes, of course. Bombing at the table rate is amazing.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, yeah. My dream is to be at work and if it's bombing, just be like, move on! But no one's ever done that. And just be like, why are we here? Bye, done, sorry. Sorry, sorry, Lauren. Sorry, sorry. A sketch is like, 10-12 Bücher, es sollte 10 sein, manchmal sind es 12. Und nur um 12 Bücher zu sitzen und die Ruhe zu verhindern, ist die schlimmste Erfahrung. Oh, weil niemand lacht.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Es ist fast so schlimm wie dein Flug, den du fast haben musstest. Kein Charger, aber dann hat jemand dich gerettet.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And it's so fun and you would be good at it because you're a good dancer.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Es ist mir passiert. Ich fühle mich für dich und nichts ist schlimmer.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah. Wait, and it's, okay, did you go to the bathroom? Because you can go into a wet southwest toilet and usually there is an outlet. What? But you will electrocute yourself, but you can get a little bit of juice.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, I see even you as a child. Oh, you really do see. Oh yeah, I'm a day one.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I've gone back in the day and gone to the flight attendants and be like, please, please. And what do they say? They're like, we can't. Why? Because they're like, if we give it to you, there goes the neighborhood. Yeah. And I'm not afraid to cry. I'm acting trained. I can cry on command.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Okay, ready? You don't have to think about anything. It's also like hot in here. Think about your no battery phone. Think about what if you're going to Hawaii and you couldn't charge your phone because you're on like southwest to Hawaii and there's no Wi-Fi because there's no Wi-Fi when you go to Hawaii because you're over the ocean.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
So imagine we're in Hawaii. Okay. I'm like, I can't cry. It's okay. I see it. There it is. Sinking, sinking. You are, you are.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Trying to drive over. I truly, I can't. I mean, there's, obviously I'm blessed and I'm grateful to be here, but like nothing gets me more therapist than like wrong turn.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
LA is like hell. Yeah. And like the 134 is the five is the 101. Like make up your mind.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Es gab einen Zeitpunkt, in dem ich wirklich New York vermisst habe und ich in die Stadt geflogen bin. Und ich habe mein Auto entfernt, weil ich mir gedacht habe, es ist New York, es ist in der Stadt L.A. Ich weiß, ich weiß. Und ich habe viel Uber gemacht. Aber dann hat sich der AXE-Body-Spray-Scent wirklich angefangen, mir zu kommen. Ja, ich weiß, wie man das... Du weißt, wie das riecht.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Und es ist distinctiv L.A. Und dann gibt es auch das Cherry-Alkohol. Es ist wie ein Auto-Freshener. Ja, genau.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
But you have your license? No. So you illegally drove?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, true story. How? My thing was expiring. What is that? Not your life.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Permit. My permit was about to expire and I was in Oakland and the only DMV appointment I could get was by the airport and there were all these... Ich weiß nicht. Wenn jemand am Morgen auf der Straße ist, fahre ich schnell auf. Ich war nur ein schrecklicher Fahrer. Aber ich war in meiner Moms Mini Cooper. Ich habe alle Tests verfehlt. Und dann war ich so, nein, aber meine Lizenz.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Du verstehst das nicht. Ich werde meine Lizenz nicht bekommen. Und dann war sie so, ich dachte nicht, dass ich in dieses Auto fit werden würde. Und es ist wirklich cool, dass ich das gemacht habe. Sag nicht deiner Mutter, aber du brauchst mehr Hilfe. Und dann hat sie einen Punkt erzielt und ich habe meine Lizenz bekommen.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, because the Mini Cooper isn't as mini as you think.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja, aber dann, drei Jahre später, als meine Schwester all diese Sachen machte, gab es einen Knall an die Tür für den Studentenfahrer. Und ich war so, oh, lass mich meine Schwester holen. Und dann war meine Familie so, nein, es ist für dich. Also haben sie mich geäußert und mich getrainiert.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Weil ich ein schrecklicher Fahrer bin. Es hat mich eine Stunde und eine halbe Zeit gebraucht, um hierher zu kommen, als die ETA 26 Minuten lang war.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, true story. And how did you... I just made a lot of wrong turns and wound up in Sherman Oaks for a long time.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, I agree. Sushi and frozen... What more can you ask for, really?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Am I doing this right? Yeah, this camera. Okay, the plot of Summer of 69 is a high school girl has a crush on the football player and overhears that he is really into 69ing and she doesn't quite know what 69ing is and for whatever reason hires a stripper to teach her about sex and confidence and I play the stripper.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ich habe mich immer mit Jillian Bell besorgt. Als ich Groundlings machte, war sie auf der Wand. Ja, sie ist fantastisch. 21, 22, Jump Street, einfach die lustigste Person. Und ich wusste, dass es ihr erstes Mal sein wird, und ich wusste, dass wir Impro und so machen können. Und dann habe ich das Skript gelesen, und es war so heiß und überzeugend. Und ich war so, ich spiele das.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Sign me up. But we did like, the script was one way and Jillian like rewrote it. And then like throughout the summer, we were kind of like rewriting it and tweaking and doing all the fun stuff.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
My favorite movie? Or television show. What's yours?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, that's true. Number one movie, Devil Wears Prada, wow.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ich liebe es. Und ich fühle mich, als ob alle Mädchen jetzt wieder herausfinden. Ja. Und ich war literally.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Well, obviously in my head I've always, like, it was like with anything, like, I wanted to be Jemima Kirk, Mermaid, but, like, I'm probably, like, wired as Shoshanna.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I agree. But, yeah, it's kind of like with Sex and the City. Like, my friends and I were all virgins watching Sex and the City when it came out, and I was like, I am Samantha.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I did. I don't. Yeah. I'm obsessed with it. What is it? My V. When I lost my V-Card. Okay. Okay. Where to begin?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I kind of want to hear yours, because you make me laugh so hard. You make me laugh so hard. And then I'll tell you mine.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Weil ich glaube an die zweite Zeit. Meine Freunde und ich waren besessen mit Sex in der Stadt. Es ist eine lange Geschichte, aber kann ich die Vorgeschichte geben?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Also die Vorgeschichte. Wir sind aus San Francisco. Wir waren sehr körperlich vorwärts. Meine Freunde und ich, wir haben uns alle wie Vibratoren besessen. Wir waren 15 Jahre alt. Ja, genau. Und meine Eltern waren wirklich nackt und wir haben uns alle für das erste Mal in meinem Haus getrunken, weil meine Mutter nicht so dumm war. Und wir waren immer so nackt, wie normal.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Und meine Mutter kam nach unten, wir waren wirklich trank, ich hatte keinen Topf an und meine Mutter war so, oh, ihr Mädchen. Und dann wusste meine Freundin Hannah nicht, wo ihr Kleid war. Ja. And I was like, Hannah, it's right here. And I was like kind of doing like a science lesson. Because I was like, you have to know. Like you cannot go through life not knowing.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And so we were like so schwasted. And then my friends were like, you need to lose your virginity. And I was like, good idea. And so they called my boyfriend. And then instead of just saying like, you have to have sex, like we drunkenly, my best friends were like, you need to go down on her yesterday. Ich habe mich aufgehängt, am nächsten Morgen wachgehe ich auf, ich schnauze überall.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Alle meine Freunde kommen in die Krümmel und sind auf der Grundlage. Ich habe es nicht gemacht, weil ich meinen Eltern gesagt habe, dass ich getrunken bin. Und sie sagten mir, danke für deine Ehrlichkeit. Auf jeden Fall, das ist ein Side-Note.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja, also dann, am nächsten Wochenende, sind seine Eltern aus der Stadt. Sie werden Antiquieren gehen, weil das ist wie in Nord-Kalifornien.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja, hast du je Antiquieren gemacht? Ich gehe jetzt Antiquieren. Du gehst einfach nach... Honestly, like near here, you can get an antique, like a furniture.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I mean, I would have wondered where they went. Yeah, they were going antiquing. Okay. And I got like this like hot pink bra and underwear set from Gap Body, which was like new at the time.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, Gap Body was just as hot as Victoria's Secret, but I thought like, you know. So I'm wearing my Gap Body and I go to his house and he's like, my parents are antiquing, but I'm still worried that they might come home, so let's go upstairs. And I was like, what is upstairs? And he was like, well, my grandma used to live here and now it's just like empty and there's a room. And I was like, okay.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah. So it gives you like something in your chest? Yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
So we go upstairs and it turns out she had a clock collection. So there were like truly like 200 ticking clocks. Now it's like The Shining. It's like an A24 horror movie. And they're like, coo, coo, coo, coo. And everyone's like, tick, tick, tick, time to lose your virginity, little girl. Tick, tick, tick, tick. And then we're like making out.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And then we go into this room and there's like doilies and like old florals. And it's like kind of spooky. And then as I'm like gonna have it happen and it's like, ow. Obviously that's part of it, right?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja, also die Au. Und ich bin zurückgekehrt und es war nur ein Bild von seiner toten Großmutter, die mir die Seele angeschaut hat. Und sie hatte so ein bisschen das. Ja, ja, ja. Es waren so 80er-Bilder mit den großen Gläsern. Ja, also das ist passiert. Und es war schrecklich. Aber dann, weil ich so viel Sex in der Stadt gesehen habe, war ich so, wir machen es wieder.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Und so haben wir aufgehört und haben Fake-Handkerne bekommen. Und dann war ich so, mach mich richtig.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Man boobs? Yeah. No, I think a lot of things give moobs. I never thought it would be marijuana. But I appreciated that they weren't like... Pot, hashish.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, the Bible fell. We went to his room and the Bible fell.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
No, I don't actually. I almost lied, but I couldn't.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I feel like it would be like, wait, wait, no, no.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I'd have to like get, yeah, I think it's this or this.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah. Do I do that? Yeah, like I was like Last of Us. Don't tell me, don't tell me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Okay, quickly. Okay. Only if the fans don't hate it. Do people get mad at you for it?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Have you seen this Drew Barrymore impression? Okay, ready? Okay. Hi, Drew. Hi.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, I really do. It's like, I'm like emotional, like talking about it.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
A hundred percent. It's the most thrilling, beautiful, generous thing I could do. You know, it's the mom and a mother. It's like to the side. That is uncanny. Thank you. That's incredible.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Does the girl know her teeth are visibly rotting?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I have encountered, I'm like, that is like, I cannot.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I have had bad breath in my life, not like at me. And I will go and be like, someone needs to handle this.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
So maybe there's like a, well, have they been like, hey, do you want some gum? Like usually that, that I used to do. Like, do you want some gum? Right, like you have the resources. Yeah, like just go to like CVS or whatever.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, I'd say like start with gum, then be like Listerine. And like a toothbrush.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And a shower. Or like have a sleepover and be like, time to brush our teeth.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I forget, like I will be the first to admit like we end works at like four in the morning, nine in the morning or whatever. Right. And my boyfriend is like, did you brush your teeth? Sometimes I forget. A lot of our relationship is me being like, I brush my teeth.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, I do. Miami is like my favorite place in the whole world.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And packing. You don't have to hire somebody. Or like, you know.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I don't think they do. Every time I see someone move, they're like, thanks, roadway. And I'm like, what is this company?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
No, and they're not a real company. But I will be needing them if I do. Are you planning on moving?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Oh, I think it's just... Sometimes that's just party. That's not a sex term.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I agree. I have a lot of, like, some of my closest friends aren't, like, we're gonna go dance.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, Berkeley, Miami makes no sense. None at all.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja, okay, ich weiß nicht, ob dir das bekannt ist, aber es gibt eine Clown-Szene in L.A. Was? Ja, Leute, die schlecht mit Improvisation sind, gehen in die Clown-Szene. Das ist die oberste Seite.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Es gab eine große Clown-Szene in L.A. Es war für Leute, die Stand-Up und Improvisation machten. Und dann gab es Clown-Szene.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Um, and I had a crush on my teacher, my clown teacher. Cause he was like very in his body. And I was like, I feel like he'll be good in bed.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Like clown. Yeah. And then I had these other clown friends. Anyway, cut to a couple days later, he like messaged me on Facebook. And I was like, that's weird. And he was like, I lost my phone. Can I come over? I also left my jacket. And I was like, okay, I guess we want to like, you know, again or whatever. And then he came over in a wife beater.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I love it. Really? Yeah, because you can like tan.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
He was in a tank top. He had just been auditioning for Cirque du Soleil China, true story. And basically was like, I hooked up with someone else in the community.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, and I was like, the clown community? Basically my friend sucked this clown guy's dick, but now they're married and they live in Vegas and I truly think they do Cirque du Soleil. But I obviously haven't let it down.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Nein, nicht überhaupt. Und dann dachte ich, ich werde nach SNL gehen. Und dann, ja.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja, es ist so, ich glaube, ich werde dir Comedians senden, die Clowns sind.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Es ist wie eine andere Art von, ich glaube, Clown, ich bin letztes Jahr in der Clown-Schule gegangen. Oh, okay. Unglaublich. Casual. Ja. I'm weird, sorry. I went in January. It's kind of fabulous. Julia Garner went to the same clown school. Julia Garner went to clown school?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
It's like a thing. But you learn that clown school teaches you. You come out and I try to make you laugh. And if you're not laughing... It's like you learn about the audience. A lot of comedians come out and they're like... And they aren't aware of how the audience is responding.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And clown is like, oh, they're not laughing. Well, I bombed. Let me try something else. And then it's like that kind of style. I'm surprised Hacks hasn't explored clowns.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Kind of, yeah. It's like being a more present comedian. And less self-involved and more like, I'm performing for you. Do you like it?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Oh mein Gott. Um, you need the rights, but not the, how much kisses? Could you just do like a little kiss?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
That's like, I mean, that's like a lot of money.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, I feel like you're into it. It's like if a Taskrabbit came over.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I had a Taskrabbit phase. Not that I ever hooked up with them, but I kept hiring Taskrabbits with the hope.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I agree. But if it's a long ride and you're like, damn, like... I guess it depends on how much you have to... If it's just like... Yeah. That's fine.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Stay out, stay out, stay out. My instinct is always to get involved, but now that I've gotten a little older and not wiser, stay out.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
You shouldn't even like know about it. Right. That's their own chaos.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Wow. Okay. Interesting. I like these prescriptions. My roommate, when I moved to LA, would always prescribe, men love bitches. Do you know that book? Real men love bitches.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah. But I think it's kind of the same idea of like, do you. Like, focus on you, build you.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
17 to like 22. You met in college? Pre, actually 16 to 22.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I probably broke up with him first, then he broke up with me, then I broke up with him.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
No, I think your first love is like always a thing. And that's just something we all know.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, but I think a lot of it is just focus on yourself. Right. Yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ich glaube für mich, weil ich immer kleine Freundschaften habe, von als ich ein Kind war. Eigentlich bin ich dieses Wochenende in meinen Camp-Kreisch eingegangen.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ja, ich hatte ihn auf meinem Wall. Ich weiß nicht, was ich sagen möchte. Du bist in deinen Camp-Kreisch eingegangen. Ja, aber ich denke, wenn es Kinder gibt, ist es so, geh raus. Und wenn er auch verheiratet ist, ist es so.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
We learned that you have strip potential, because you're in your body.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And we learned that we both learned about each other's virginity, which is cool.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Are you sure it didn't just have like poison ivy?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I would scrub my arm with an old loofah. I was like at my parents house and I think they just like forgot to throw out a loofah and I got, I think maybe it was devil's itch.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, it was like all my arm in the room was like, what is that? And I was like, I haven't been around a jellyfish, but it looks like my whole arm. And then when you have an itch or something, you don't like send it to a doctor.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
No. Yeah. Because you... There was a lump, or, like... No, it was, like...
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
It was a bump or like a bug bite. I remember getting to my bit on my cooch as a child at camp and thinking I had my herpes.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Where did you go? It was called Camp Kitov. It was a Jewish camp, obviously, in Berkeley. And I... I worked there and went there.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, I did get, like, fired immediately, but then rehired famously.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Um, there was this kid who will remain unnameless, because he maybe watches this, I don't know. Um, ****, but we won't... And he had three mommies, which was cool, because it was, you know, Berkeley. His moms are lesbians.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And divorced, yeah. It took a while to do the math. But he would always do this thing where he was like, can I have a hug? And he was like a really bad kid, but I was like, I had a soft spot and I would like go to hug him. And then he would lift up my shirt, which was like savage. And I remember I was 16 and I was like, I was like, I'm gonna get back this piece of shit, motherfucker.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And so we were on a hike and I was like, oh. Do you see the hawk? And he's like, where? And then I pulled his pants down. And he wasn't wearing underwear, so his little peen is flopping in the wind. And a bus, true story, a bus of other campers come by and all these kids are like, no! And everything was in slow motion and his furs were like, f***! Und dann war ich nicht gefragt zurück.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ich war so, was war ich denken? Ich glaube, ehrlich gesagt, ich war so, haha. Nein, weil ich keinen Ruhm hatte, weil ich gesagt habe, dass ich zu... von älteren Kanzlern, wo sie sagten, du kannst nicht Kampfer sein. Und ich war so, aber er hat meine Schuhe auf.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Und ich war so, aber er ist ein Scheiß. Und ich dachte, es war lustig. War es ein Schlafkamp? Es war wie ein Tagkamp mit Nachmittagen.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Das macht Sinn, oder? Nein, es ist wie eine Schuhe. Ja, ja.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Immediately. It actually weirdly makes sense. I'll explain why.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
So I discovered my comedic voice at Kumsitz. You've never heard of Kumsitz?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
It means you're a good person. A good person, yeah. My friends were always, I don't know, let's see. My friends were really funny. I was good at kumsits as a hot counselor, pantsing boys. And I think I did discover I had comedic talent at this camp. And then I did nothing with it whatsoever. I went to NYU. and was like a dramatic actress.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I, yeah, I like shaved head. I kind of had like a Natalie Portman phase where I smoked and I had a pixie cut and I was really serious.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, I literally, I saw that movie and I was like, this is the story of my life. Even though I never had chance. But it like, it like deeply affected me in a crazy way.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
There's a hot lesbian scene in it. I need to see it. You have to see it. Now it's like... Did she win for that? She did. Yeah, good for her. Yeah, she did. And Mila Kunitz is amazing. Yeah, she is in that. Yeah, it's very good.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Du bist auch eine Schauspielerin, aber wir gehen zurück. Du musst jetzt Black Swan sehen. Ich weiß, ich weiß.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
I read the trades. Yes, you do. You do read the trades.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Okay, yeah, so drama, drama, drama, pixie cut, smoker. And then I graduated and, like, when you go to acting school, you play, like, 50-year-old alcoholics for four years. Right. And then you graduate and you're like, wait, I have to be a teenager? So I had, like, a, like, oh, God. Yeah, yeah. I moved home and I drove my parents crazy. And then I moved to L.A.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Just because other people call it... You're USC, right?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Yeah, NYU. The other one. They're cousins in my head.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
They are. Yeah, and then I did an improv class to meet friends. Truly. I had no interest in it, but I was like, maybe I'll meet a friend. And then... Als ich 27 war, habe ich herausgefunden, dass ich Drew Barrymore in einer Impro-Klasse machen konnte. Ich dachte mir, oh mein Gott. Es war wirklich seltsam. Und dann habe ich angefangen, Front-Facing-Videos zu starten. Vor TikTok.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Ich habe sie auf Instagram gestartet und dann auf SNL. Das ist verrückt. Ja.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Andi, Andi, Andi. Ja, sicher. Also, es gibt Pedro. Ich glaube, Ryan Gosling. Natürlich. Aber dieses Jahr war Ariana 10 aus 10. Best personality, most talented, loveliest. Ja. Ja.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Es ist auch so, dass ich aufgeregt werde, wenn ein Host wirklich nicht in der Lage ist, deine Idee zu gewinnen oder Mädchen zu gewinnen. Ich liebe leine Mädchen. Ja, ja, ja, ja. Mädchen, gay, was auch immer. Und manchmal ist es schwierig, diese Ideen durchzuführen. Also wenn Ariana sagt, wir müssen Jennifer Coolidge Lipstick machen. Richtig, richtig. Ich bin so, ja, danke.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
No. We wake up exhausted on Sunday after being out till like 4 in the morning.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Which afterparty? Do you have more sex in New York? I used to have that before.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
That was me for years. 10 years I would like sleep with people in New York and then like focus on me in LA.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Um, there's so many. I remember the first time never being in the show. Um, I was like dressed as Natasha Lyonne in the bathroom, like crying.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
And then you're like, I, I, I started Sunday, which was crazy because it does start Monday. Yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Monday we come in and we pitch ideas to the hosts that aren't real. So it's like a joke idea, but I've had success with those. So like when Sydney Sweeney hosted, like as a joke, I was like, maybe we both work at Hooters and we're like counting tips. And I'm like, oh my God, I made $14. And then you're like, I made $60,000. Und dann hat sie... Sorry. Nein, aber es ist lustig. Danke.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 75: Chloe Fineman
Nein, ich brauche es. Ich liebe es. Ich fühle mich so gut. Du hast keine Ahnung. Und dann war das einfach eine dumme Idee. Und dann hat sie mich DM'ed und gesagt, wir müssen mit meinen Boobies verabschieden. Und ich war so, großartig. Also manchmal kommen Ideen aus dem. Ariana Grande, ich war so, ich sage nur meine...