Carol Lee

Read the definition.

Read the definition.

You should have pride in your words. He tricked himself.

You should have pride in your words. He tricked himself.

Boomtown band. That was a good one. Classic.

Boomtown band. That was a good one. Classic.

Not to make everyone self-conscious, but I really enjoy, I know I said this earlier, but I like everyone's thinking faces and like what you look like when you're thinking. And Taylor always looks so concerned.

Not to make everyone self-conscious, but I really enjoy, I know I said this earlier, but I like everyone's thinking faces and like what you look like when you're thinking. And Taylor always looks so concerned.

Yeah. I'm like, it's going to be okay, Taylor. You got it.

Yeah. I'm like, it's going to be okay, Taylor. You got it.

resting furl face yeah but it has like a tinge of sadness to it strangely it does yeah like it you don't look angry like matt kind of looks angry yeah yeah i would say like maybe downtrodden yeah whereas taylor you kind of look like i don't know writing sad things in your diary you know sad and deep things maybe he's just really upset with his definitions yeah that is true i'm very very upset with this definition

resting furl face yeah but it has like a tinge of sadness to it strangely it does yeah like it you don't look angry like matt kind of looks angry yeah yeah i would say like maybe downtrodden yeah whereas taylor you kind of look like i don't know writing sad things in your diary you know sad and deep things maybe he's just really upset with his definitions yeah that is true i'm very very upset with this definition

Clinical psychology.

Clinical psychology.

Oh, yeah, it's what I do. I just look at people's faces.

Oh, yeah, it's what I do. I just look at people's faces.

Yeah. Thomas just kind of looks chronically cheerful, I'm not gonna lie.

Yeah. Thomas just kind of looks chronically cheerful, I'm not gonna lie.

No, it's very sweet.

No, it's very sweet.

You're so happy about your thinking.

You're so happy about your thinking.

Where what is prepared?

Where what is prepared?

I heard comedian. That was really good.

I heard comedian. That was really good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did you say roofie or roofing?

Did you say roofie or roofing?

He's quite gallimaufric, some might say.

He's quite gallimaufric, some might say.

Oh, like you fried the gallimoth. Gotcha. Got it, got it.

Oh, like you fried the gallimoth. Gotcha. Got it, got it.

I really like like random books about like setting random Victorian times. And sometimes weird comes up and you got to look up the word.

I really like like random books about like setting random Victorian times. And sometimes weird comes up and you got to look up the word.

It is not a PhD thing.

It is not a PhD thing.

So gross.

So gross.

I don't read a lot of psychology books.

I don't read a lot of psychology books.

I find it as a Mishmash Jumble of things.

I find it as a Mishmash Jumble of things.

I can see that. I can see that. You write romance novels?

I can see that. I can see that. You write romance novels?

A Tamagotchi. Tamagotchi Taylor.

A Tamagotchi. Tamagotchi Taylor.

Maybe I just think of fake things really quickly. Or I like to draft a lot and then choose the right one.

Maybe I just think of fake things really quickly. Or I like to draft a lot and then choose the right one.

That's how you know he's in ultra forlorn mode.

That's how you know he's in ultra forlorn mode.

But look how happy Thomas looks when he's thinking. He's got like a little smile on his face. It's so cute.

But look how happy Thomas looks when he's thinking. He's got like a little smile on his face. It's so cute.

I didn't know there were Tamagotchi characters. I thought it was just like the little thing. Yeah, isn't it just like a little blob?

I didn't know there were Tamagotchi characters. I thought it was just like the little thing. Yeah, isn't it just like a little blob?

Do they look different? I just thought they were all blobs.

Do they look different? I just thought they were all blobs.

I'm going to look it up.

I'm going to look it up.

Someone told me that Tamagotchi is back.

Someone told me that Tamagotchi is back.

But I'm pretty sure they're back.

But I'm pretty sure they're back.

I'm sorry, yeah.

I'm sorry, yeah.

I'm not gonna lie, the Tamagotchi characters are not that cute.

I'm not gonna lie, the Tamagotchi characters are not that cute.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Gotta adopt a little Jared.

Gotta adopt a little Jared.

It's not that you're not uncool. It's that you're sad. Those are different, Matt. But you're also uncool. Sorry. Oh, right.

It's not that you're not uncool. It's that you're sad. Those are different, Matt. But you're also uncool. Sorry. Oh, right.

They come together.

They come together.

If it makes you feel any better, Taylor, my mom told me my middle name was Sarah, and then when I got married, my birth certificate just had the letter J, and I was like, who the heck was Carol J. Lee? It was just a letter, and she was like, you know, they messed it up, never bothered fixing it. So my middle name is just a random letter.

If it makes you feel any better, Taylor, my mom told me my middle name was Sarah, and then when I got married, my birth certificate just had the letter J, and I was like, who the heck was Carol J. Lee? It was just a letter, and she was like, you know, they messed it up, never bothered fixing it. So my middle name is just a random letter.

I know. It was very confusing when I was like, I don't even know if you're marrying the right person, Zach. I'm so sorry. Yeah.

I know. It was very confusing when I was like, I don't even know if you're marrying the right person, Zach. I'm so sorry. Yeah.

Finding Carol J. Lee.

Finding Carol J. Lee.

Was high-end trailer trash?

Was high-end trailer trash?

And they were like, what does this person look like? And I pulled up your picture just from the internet. It was like you with the mullet and the glasses. And they were like, this person looks like they would have a fanny pack of babies. And I was like, yeah.

And they were like, what does this person look like? And I pulled up your picture just from the internet. It was like you with the mullet and the glasses. And they were like, this person looks like they would have a fanny pack of babies. And I was like, yeah.

I do now. What does the J stand for instead of J Maas?

I do now. What does the J stand for instead of J Maas?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Is it a pile on?

Is it a pile on?

Write a new one.

Write a new one.

Yeah. Give it a little bunny flavor.

Yeah. Give it a little bunny flavor.

Because we have... Australian hops get bunny fluff.

Because we have... Australian hops get bunny fluff.

A little hoppy tune, by the way.

A little hoppy tune, by the way.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's true. My definition said Australian folk monster, but I don't know what it looks like. So it could look like an egg.

That's true. My definition said Australian folk monster, but I don't know what it looks like. So it could look like an egg.

There was a, I, okay. I read a lot as a kid. Also as a child. All right. And there was like a book of like folk monsters around the world. Hmm.

There was a, I, okay. I read a lot as a kid. Also as a child. All right. And there was like a book of like folk monsters around the world. Hmm.

Yeah. I mean, that's a deep recall. It's kind of like a fun one, you know, it's a fun name.

Yeah. I mean, that's a deep recall. It's kind of like a fun one, you know, it's a fun name.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, there's a reason why I don't remember what it looks like. I don't know.

I mean, there's a reason why I don't remember what it looks like. I don't know.

But you're going to ask like a techie question. I'm going to be like, I don't know.

But you're going to ask like a techie question. I'm going to be like, I don't know.

It is, yeah.

It is, yeah.

I think that means you're going to win, damn.

I think that means you're going to win, damn.

Aw, sad.

Aw, sad.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm just taking it how it goes. You know, I know Taylor's like a chaos machine, so I'm just prepared for chaos. And that's all I'm ready for.

I'm just taking it how it goes. You know, I know Taylor's like a chaos machine, so I'm just prepared for chaos. And that's all I'm ready for.

Don't think about it too much. I'm sure it's fine.

Don't think about it too much. I'm sure it's fine.

What is the tell?

What is the tell?

I know, I use it a lot. Classic therapy technique. Looking at faces and saying, say more.

I know, I use it a lot. Classic therapy technique. Looking at faces and saying, say more.

It makes me feel pretty powerful, Thomas. Thank you for asking. What the heck?

It makes me feel pretty powerful, Thomas. Thank you for asking. What the heck?

Once and for all. That's the key piece here.

Once and for all. That's the key piece here.

We'd have to be like, let's do it one more time and for all or something.

We'd have to be like, let's do it one more time and for all or something.

But people aren't known for being accurate when they're Google searching, so...

But people aren't known for being accurate when they're Google searching, so...

I'm actually going to go with eggs because I am kind of wondering why don't we eat turkey eggs? So...

I'm actually going to go with eggs because I am kind of wondering why don't we eat turkey eggs? So...

I guess I don't. So why don't we commonly, maybe more accurately be like, why don't we commonly eat turkey eggs?

I guess I don't. So why don't we commonly, maybe more accurately be like, why don't we commonly eat turkey eggs?

We do eat turkey, Adam.

We do eat turkey, Adam.

Are you trying to say that? Chickens don't lay eggs?

Are you trying to say that? Chickens don't lay eggs?

Chicken menstruation. Correct.

Chicken menstruation. Correct.

And so are you saying like turkeys are born like in menopause or?

And so are you saying like turkeys are born like in menopause or?

Every egg is a winner. Okay.

Every egg is a winner. Okay.

Oh, I guess.

Oh, I guess.

You picked print more money.

You picked print more money.

I already chose one. I chose the turkey egg thing because I was like... Well, then what's going on with me?

I already chose one. I chose the turkey egg thing because I was like... Well, then what's going on with me?

It's probably Thomas or Matt's turn.

It's probably Thomas or Matt's turn.

But we want to get rid of the moon once and for all.

But we want to get rid of the moon once and for all.

People do a lot of drugs and then print money and then go to the moon and blow it up, then live on Mars and eat their turkey eggs, obviously.

People do a lot of drugs and then print money and then go to the moon and blow it up, then live on Mars and eat their turkey eggs, obviously.

Fertile, yeah. They can grow whatever the hell they want. Taylor's the one who'll starve in like Palm Springs. Geez.

Fertile, yeah. They can grow whatever the hell they want. Taylor's the one who'll starve in like Palm Springs. Geez.

It's Nebraska American English.

It's Nebraska American English.

I feel like people can't type right on Google. Okay. I was just speaking to the people.

I feel like people can't type right on Google. Okay. I was just speaking to the people.

Is the answer because of Matt or Adam's strange conspiracy theory about turkey fertility?

Is the answer because of Matt or Adam's strange conspiracy theory about turkey fertility?

I guess turkey eggs are kind of expensive. It's like $3 an egg.

I guess turkey eggs are kind of expensive. It's like $3 an egg.

It's a convenient excuse. I like it.

It's a convenient excuse. I like it.

I don't know. Why don't you look it up?

I don't know. Why don't you look it up?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Educated people are the worst.

Educated people are the worst.

I'm not a very competitive person. I'm just kind of in it to have fun. I feel like Taylor's the one you have to watch out for.

I'm not a very competitive person. I'm just kind of in it to have fun. I feel like Taylor's the one you have to watch out for.

It was actually in this children's book.

It was actually in this children's book.

Babies.com?

Babies.com?

I go to the bookstore and I get books. Taylor gets babies. It's fine, okay?

I go to the bookstore and I get books. Taylor gets babies. It's fine, okay?

Well, no one said dead babies, Jared. Jared. Jared.

Well, no one said dead babies, Jared. Jared. Jared.

No. There was not real babies and there was plastic babies, Jared.

No. There was not real babies and there was plastic babies, Jared.

I'm going to go with the LLM one. It's like a really long one, you know?

I'm going to go with the LLM one. It's like a really long one, you know?

No, you've locked in. Move on.

No, you've locked in. Move on.

She went with the LLM. I went with the long one.

She went with the LLM. I went with the long one.

Because I was like, we're not going to write like three sentences, but I bet the real person wrote three sentences.

Because I was like, we're not going to write like three sentences, but I bet the real person wrote three sentences.

It was just like a long thing to write.

It was just like a long thing to write.

He knows it's you because he like senses a piece of himself.

He knows it's you because he like senses a piece of himself.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was cute.

That was cute.

Right after this. It's a children's book, actually.

Right after this. It's a children's book, actually.

Aww.

Aww.

Thomas, it's okay. You don't need to defend that. I'm sorry.

Thomas, it's okay. You don't need to defend that. I'm sorry.

It's not a performance.

It's not a performance.

If I did, it was by accident.

If I did, it was by accident.

You try, but sometimes you just squirm with docking ties.

You try, but sometimes you just squirm with docking ties.

Carol J stands for right.

Carol J stands for right.

Carol J. Always right.

Carol J. Always right.

Can you repeat the first three?

Can you repeat the first three?

I know. I'm sorry. It's okay. It's a long word. It's a long, you know, a lot of definitions. It is.

I know. I'm sorry. It's okay. It's a long word. It's a long, you know, a lot of definitions. It is.

Okay. Yeah. I feel like people really got wordy here. All right. Go.

Okay. Yeah. I feel like people really got wordy here. All right. Go.

Tito wants me to choose three, so I'm just going to skip that one, yeah.

Tito wants me to choose three, so I'm just going to skip that one, yeah.

Saying the word again doesn't help.

Saying the word again doesn't help.

I'm debating between two and five.

I'm debating between two and five.

I don't even remember what... I honestly don't know. I can't even remember what two was and what five was.

I don't even remember what... I honestly don't know. I can't even remember what two was and what five was.

I feel like it's not. I'm going to go with two. I don't know. I don't like that. Oh, I don't know. Okay, we'll just go with it. It's fine. Are you locking it in? I know it's not one. It can't be one. Okay, it's two. I'm going to say two. We'll lock it in. We'll lock it in.

I feel like it's not. I'm going to go with two. I don't know. I don't like that. Oh, I don't know. Okay, we'll just go with it. It's fine. Are you locking it in? I know it's not one. It can't be one. Okay, it's two. I'm going to say two. We'll lock it in. We'll lock it in.

Bleep it. Go.

Bleep it. Go.

Thank you for that validation.

Thank you for that validation.

I feel like those two are Thomas and Matt.

I feel like those two are Thomas and Matt.

You guys are going to feel really sad when I got it wrong.

You guys are going to feel really sad when I got it wrong.

I knew it wasn't the sixth one because that was mine.

I knew it wasn't the sixth one because that was mine.

That's why I was like, well, I know it's not that one, so I don't know.

That's why I was like, well, I know it's not that one, so I don't know.

Moral of the story is remember the books you read as children, kids.

Moral of the story is remember the books you read as children, kids.

Yeah. Go to the store and buy books, not babies.

Yeah. Go to the store and buy books, not babies.

Logic.

Logic.

Yeah. And you said that about Taylor, too.

Yeah. And you said that about Taylor, too.

I know. It's all an act. Sorry.

I know. It's all an act. Sorry.

Yeah. Plus plus it.

Yeah. Plus plus it.

That would be amazing.

That would be amazing.

Got an ab transplant. Don't worry about it.

Got an ab transplant. Don't worry about it.

It's a surprise, I know. It's so weird.

It's a surprise, I know. It's so weird.

Say more.

Say more.

Where were your expectations that made it surprisingly good?

Where were your expectations that made it surprisingly good?

I'm really curious about your fake laugh at the real definition.

I'm really curious about your fake laugh at the real definition.

I think it's the last one.

I think it's the last one.