Carol Burnett
Appearances
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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Well, I was doing the off-Broadway show called Once Upon a Mattress.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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And we had just opened the night before. And the second night, there was a lot of buzz I could hear in the audience. And Lucy was in the audience the second night. I remember I peeked through the curtain. I saw this big shock of red hair. And there she was. I was more nervous. That night than I was opening night the night before because she was in the audience. Anyway, it went okay.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
2024 Memorable Moments: Celebrity Interviews
And I had this funky little dressing room off Broadway. She knocked on the door after the show and came in. And I had this couch and it had a spring coming up. And she was going to say, I said, look out. She said, I see it.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
2024 Memorable Moments: Celebrity Interviews
Anyways, we visited for about a half hour and she said, she called me kid because she was 22 years older. Right. She said, if you ever need me for anything, give me a call. So about four or five years later, I did a few things, and then CBS was going to give me a special, a one-hour variety thing, if I could get a major guest star. So the producer said, call Lucy.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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And I said, oh, I don't want to bother her. He said, well, all she can do is say, I'd love to, but I can't. I'm busy. Got her on the phone, called her office. She came up, hey, kids, you're doing great. What's happening? I was just, I said, oh, Lucy, I'm doing, I know you're busy. She said. When do you want me? And we did the show together.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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So then when I got my variety show, and then I did several guest appearances on her later shows, the Lucille Ball show, and when she played Lucy Carmichael. That's right.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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Right, right. And then when I got my show, she came on. So we kind of traded on and off. And so, oh, wow. This one time, she's on my show, and we have a dinner break before the orchestra rehearsal, so she and I went over to the farmer's market to have, so we were in the Chinese restaurant there, and she's knocking back a couple of whiskey sours.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
2024 Memorable Moments: Celebrity Interviews
No, it was a nighttime show.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
2024 Memorable Moments: Celebrity Interviews
So at that time, of course, my husband, Joe Hamilton, was executive, was producing our show. And so she now was not with Desi. She said, you know, kid, it's great that you got Joe, you know, to handle a lot of stuff for you because when I was married to the Cuban... Like he's a cigar.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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He did everything. Desi did everything. He took care of the scripts. He took care of the lighting, the camera work. He's the one who invented the three cameras.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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Yeah. And she said, when I came into the Monday morning, you know, the table read, everything was perfect because he had seen to it. And all I had to do is be crazy Lucy, you know, fine. So then we got a divorce. Now I'm going to do the Lucy Karma, whatever it was. And I came in, no Desi, and we read the script and she said, it was awful. Kid, it stank.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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And I thought, oh, God, what am I going to do? Desi's not here. She called me for lunch, and she went back to her office. She said, I've got to be strong. I've got to confront this the way Desi would. She said, so I knew what I had to do. Went back to the table read. And I told them in no uncertain terms how I felt about the script, how we had to fix it.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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She said, kid, and she took an L. And that's when they put the S on the end of my last name.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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On my birthday, and this one birthday, I got up in the morning and turned on the Today Show, and she had passed away on my birthday. And that afternoon, I got flowers that said, Happy Birthday, Kid. Yeah. So we had a great bond.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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I had ambition. I wanted, yeah.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Right, but that's not fair. No, it's not fair. Not fair at all. It's not fair.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Foy, pardon me, Foy. Eddie Foy Jr.,
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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And that you all were having such a good time. Isn't that why we get into it in the first place?
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Yeah, totally. We want to get in the sandbox and play. Yeah, it's all play, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. And don't take yourself too seriously.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Fun with Petula. I mean, it was all just love. Why, you were a wreck in anticipation of this conversation?
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Help me out. Did I ever tell you a story about Lucy?
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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I'm so. Oh, my God.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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First of all, I'm going to tell you something.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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No, but it was actually, I thought it was.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Oh, I was always very physical.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Tell me about it. I should have thought about it. You're a precursor to Jane Fonda.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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I Wordle, too.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Yes. You know.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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So you did it. I did it. Yeah. We've been 21 years now. Congratulations. That's phenomenal. And how did you meet each other? We worked together.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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That applies to everything, but I totally hear you. That answers that question. Done and done.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Yeah, that's a great answer. You know, you had to go through... You had to go through it.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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And it's not going to ruin anybody. That's right. It's okay. Right.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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And I have my husband and my cat. You have your husband, who's younger than you, by the way. Yeah. What's that like? Lovely. Lovely. I don't have to take care of him. He can take care of me. Oh, that's nice. Yeah.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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The big 9-0. The big 9-0. Yeah. And how old do you feel? 11. Do you really?
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Then I got older.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Oh, my God. Isn't that funny? Perspective is everything.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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I love that idea. Well, look at Norman Lear. He's going to be 101. He's going to be 101. Yeah. I know.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Yeah, it is a floaty thing.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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I wanted to make people laugh. It just took one good joke. A joke and a jolt. Yeah.
Wiser Than Me with Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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No. She just wanted to be entertained. Yes, of course.