Carl Douglas
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
Okay, I think K-Funk clearly was in control of his own destiny. So K-Funk should absorb however many losses he agreed to absorb because— I agree with you, Carl. I also think Rawless has to maintain the top spot because Rawless was in the top spot. So Mujo should not get the 10 wins to upset Mujo for the victory. But Kingfunk should take all the losses.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
That's the only rule we have here. Go ahead. And Mojo. First of all, Mojo made very, very good sense in his arguments until – I understand that Mojo never agreed to the deal himself until 35 seconds ago.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
We had a mediator. I'm in third place. I'm secure in third place.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
He has work to do. Go to Carl first. I got a real job. All right, Carl, go.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
Jalen Daniels is as poised as any rookie I've ever seen. I'm going with the Commanders. I'll take the points.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
As I have all year but two weeks, I'm going with the Chiefs and rolling with Patrick.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
Delta 6 Law. I'm in trial right now doing justice. See you guys next week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Well, first of all, Dan, thank you for having me on your great show. You know I'm a big fan. I watch it every day. I've been, man, a civil rights lawyer for 40 years, and I've always believed that the Lord put me on this earth to sue police officers. And if I can leave your listeners with one thought, at least, it is, That police brutality has not gotten worse, man. It's just being televised.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
When I was growing up, Gil Scott Heron of the Last Poets once said that the revolution would not be televised. But that was before the invention of cell phones. Trust me when I say this is a cultural revolution and it's live. Dan, there are so many George Floyds that weren't televised. I got a case that I call The Forgotten Man. Oro Nunez Sr. It's spelled N-U-N-I-S.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Stugatz, Oro was a 47-year-old Jamaican-American who was unarmed. And on March 13th, he stood 5 foot 4 inches tall. He weighed 145 pounds. Dan Oro Nunez was the husband and father of seven. Mr. Nunez was suffocated by the Chula Vista Police Department in San Diego County as they tried to detain him. Mr. Nunez had done nothing wrong. His daughter had called the police for help.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
But you see, Dan, cops in small towns aren't often trained as well in cops in the big cities. Cops in small towns don't often get the cream of the crop in terms of police candidates. They get the leftovers, to be kind. But there was no video taping Oro Nunez Sr. when he got suffocated by five cops. Nobody is marching for Oro Nunez Sr.,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
And if five trained cops could not detain an unarmed man who was five foot four without killing him, I say they don't deserve to be police officers. I have to explain to his wife, to one of his seven children, why nobody is marching for Oro Nunez Sr.,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
Because George Floyd, separate from any other occasion that I had ever seen in my life, narrated his own death. Mama, they're hurting me. You guys are going to kill me. I can't breathe. He was narrating his own death. Dan, the man with his knee on his neck had his hand in his pocket. The fourth cop was standing within arm's reach and could have tapped him on the shoulder. Okay, okay, he's down.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
We've got him. The fourth cop, the Asian cop, could have simply said, Dan, you see they are filming us right now. But that reflects a culture. He had 18 separate occasions when he was complained about and it got off. So there's a culture in Minneapolis. That culture is viewed because Omar Jimenez, a black reporter from my alma mater, Northwestern University, was arrested on the air.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
The sound man said, guys, you do know that we are recording this, don't you? But there's a culture by the code of silence. Dan, the code of silence is the greatest impediment to reform in the police system nationwide. The code of silence is why cops don't report on other cops because it's dangerous out there. And a cop never knows when he's going to need someone to back him up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 12
So a cop would not dare say anything that would go against another cop because the next call, God forbid, that may go me. So that code of silence is at the essence of what is wrong in police departments across this country, not just in Minnesota, brother, not just in Miami.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
A tie doesn't count. A tie doesn't count, K-Funk. A tie doesn't count.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
The Colts have a slight chance to make the playoffs. They dropped a bomb last week, but I'm going to hope for a comeback. I think the Colts give up the points.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
And, Mikey, you're right. There's a reason, and it's a dumb reason. You're right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Well, first of all, I'm impressed that Mike could do a West Virginia accent. I didn't know what that was until I heard him talking to someone. Now I get it. The Bucs are playing for more. I'm taking the Bucs. I hate the Cowboys. Give me the Bucs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Five and nine. I've learned from this show never to give up so many points. I'm taking the points. I'll take the Saints.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Both these teams have had a disappointing season, but I'm going to take the teacher over the student. Give me the 49ers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I'm with Texas, USC Connection, Sarkeesian. I'm taking Texas.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
This is the game for the coach's life. If he loses, he's going to get fired. I'm taking Ohio State. They're going to play for the coach.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
And if he gets fired, he's coming to USC. Just watch.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
Exactly right, Stu Guy. Some of us have to dress up for court. You can't just go in a hoodie.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
Blame me. Just blame me. Blame the black guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
That's a lot of points. I lost last week on the points too, Mike, but I agree with you. I'm going with the Ravens off the bye week. I got the ball on my fantasy team.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
Broncos are playing a little better. I'll take them and give up the points.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
I went to the game last week and watched my Rams beat the Bills in probably the greatest offensive game of the year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
I'm taking the Lions. This is the two best teams in the league right now. I'm taking the Lions. Give me the point.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
This is a tough one, man. The Seahawks let me down. I'm going to go with the Packers. All right, you're taking the Packers here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
I'm taking the Vikings. Give it the point. They wouldn't buy a touchdown. All right. So the Vikings buy a touchdown.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
Certainly. I'm headed right now on behalf of the greatest firm in Southern California, Douglas Hicks Law. We are nationwide. We are worldwide. Douglas Hicks Law. Happy holidays, everybody.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
Hey, Billy, check and see if they have carldouglas.com available. I want to talk about that one. All right, hold on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
I think it's already taken from the OJ years. I tried to get one way back then, and I think it was already taken.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
I get it. Story of my life. Story of my life.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
We said we were going to count them. It doesn't matter how good he did. We said we're going to count him. We got to count him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
I love Gordy. He needs the help. He needs the help. Give him the help.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
Yeah, I need a lot of help right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
I'm a lifelong Angeleno. We hate the Chargers, but in this game, I'm going to go with them because they're playing well. Give me the Chargers. I'll give them the points.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
My wife's entire family is from Pittsburgh. She's going to hate me, but I'm going to take the Ravens. I don't think they can score for Pittsburgh, so I'm taking the Ravens. Go with the points.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
I mean, he's going to have a heart attack next week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
I think the Bills are going to win, but I'm taking the Broncos because I think they're going to cover. Give me the Broncos.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
Give me the Eagles. I'm worried about Love's arm, and I'm worried about Christian Watson being gone. Give me the Eagles.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
I'm going with my head. My heart, not my head. Give me the Commanders. I know the Bucs may win, but give me the Commanders.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
Hey, guys. Douglas Hicks Law. We're in trial right now in Compton on a wrongful death case seeking justice for the family of Fred Williams III. Wish me luck.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
Thank you, brother. May God bless. See you guys next week. Love you. All right.