Carissa
Appearances
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
Okay, good. How are you? How did you get my number?
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is catching me a little bit off guard. I hope I won something.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
you know dave um yes yes i do all right dave wants to know why you're ghosting him he said he really he really liked meeting you he thought you were amazing and nothing my apologies this is a little weird i wasn't expecting anything like this um but uh that that night has been on my mind so i Quite strange. OK, I'll just tell you what happened. It's kind of like karma. I should explain myself.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
OK, so I went out on a date with Dave and Dave was a great guy. I took him to this art gallery thing that I had an invite to and I didn't really want to go. But I figured out perfect first date. At least I have somebody there with me. Free food, free booze, you know, whatever. We can have fun no matter what. So Dave was really funny. You know, like we got along really well.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
We both had like raw kind of like offensive sense of humor with each other that we were both able to appreciate. And that's like kind of hard for me to find. So I thought, wow, you know, this is cool.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
Yeah, Dave was cool, man. Dave was really cool. So what I really, I'm sorry, what I'm trying to get to is it wasn't Dave. This was all me. So, and it's been haunting my brain and I should just clear the air. Okay. What I should have done was, okay, so I don't know how much you know. I have no idea. But I just left.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
Yeah, and I should have lied and said, like, you know, I had, you know, this or something. Like, I should have lied and said, like, someone died. You know, like, I should have just, like, done something.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
I don't know. I'm not good with confrontation. I'm not good with things like this, so I just left. But what happened was we were making fun of a lot of people there because it's an art gallery and there's a bunch of weirdos there. We were making fun of people, and all of a sudden, I noticed that one of them happened to be my ex.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
And... Yes. And, okay, so, I mean, it was all funny, but rather than feel bad about it, when I saw my ex, it kind of, like, ignited something else inside of me. How should I put this in nice terms? Urges came over me. So, I ended up leaving to hook up with my ex in their car.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
Okay. You are fun. I know. I never do... I don't even, like, do stuff...
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
this like i don't even know what happened like maybe it was just the booze or the sliders i don't know but i went and i hooked up with my ex in the car and then what made me feel really even like i didn't feel bad because i was like i only know dave for like five minutes so maybe we'll just never see each other again i mean that's what i thought like i'll never see him again and this would be a really great story about how me and my ex got back together but instead
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
They ended up ghosting me after that.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
It's okay. It's okay. You know what? I needed to clear this. This was on my mind. I felt bad. Like I said, I don't... Just spit it out.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
It was the one that you were calling an Oompa Loompa with the green hair. What? Wait, wait.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
Yeah, it was that shit. So you're saying you're into women too. That's kind of hot. It has nothing to do with me being attracted to women. I left you to go hook up with somebody else.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
It's just easier to just leave. It's easier to just disappear.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
Right, I don't know how to take this.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
I don't know. Okay, thanks for not, like, hitting my guts. I mean, that was a pretty crappy thing I did.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
Sorry for leaving you an art exhibit. I know they're pretty terrible.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
Are we really doing this on the radio? This is weird. But are you asking me out again?
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
But wait, you're going to pay for it? Yes. Yes. Yeah.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
I will go back out with Dave. You're paying the bill. I mean, I was going to say that I owe him a drink. Hey, I owe you an ex.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
Yeah. Two crappy human beings, I say. That's why I didn't give up.
First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show
Why is Carissa ghosting Dave?
Yay. It's a free meal. It's a free meal.