Captain Yakups (the violent, mutinous officer)
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I need. Two sheep. Look at my mouth. Fluffy. White. White.
I need. Two sheep. Look at my mouth. Fluffy. White. White.
No, I don't. No, Steven, it's true.
No, I don't. No, Steven, it's true.
Calkers.
Calkers.
I smell Kristen Wiig vehicle.
I smell Kristen Wiig vehicle.
Yeah, I know I shouldn't. I am too pretty to be on this boat.
Yeah, I know I shouldn't. I am too pretty to be on this boat.
Honestly, I blame myself for just being here. I should not be here. I am too hot.
Honestly, I blame myself for just being here. I should not be here. I am too hot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Then you should have done that months ago. A mutinous plan.
Then you should have done that months ago. A mutinous plan.
Alright, I'll be right back. Alright, see ya. Bye-bye, have fun.
Alright, I'll be right back. Alright, see ya. Bye-bye, have fun.
Whoa, it's a circle of life.
Whoa, it's a circle of life.
Pelfart, dumb shit, wish I could kick your ass again, and I'll do it.
Pelfart, dumb shit, wish I could kick your ass again, and I'll do it.
I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of you, buddy.
I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of you, buddy.
I need. Two sheep. Look at my mouth. Fluffy. White. White.
No, I don't. No, Steven, it's true.
Calkers.
I smell Kristen Wiig vehicle.
Yeah, I know I shouldn't. I am too pretty to be on this boat.
Honestly, I blame myself for just being here. I should not be here. I am too hot.
Yeah.
All right.
Then you should have done that months ago. A mutinous plan.
Alright, I'll be right back. Alright, see ya. Bye-bye, have fun.
Whoa, it's a circle of life.
Pelfart, dumb shit, wish I could kick your ass again, and I'll do it.
I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of you, buddy.