Captain Silky Silvertips
Appearances
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Desi Lydic
Hi, Missy, I am Captain Silky Silvertips and I hail out of the island called Marathon down in the Florida Keys. Cool. And you're a pirate? Well, I'm a pirate most of the day. When I'm not, I'm a landscaper.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Desi Lydic
So I took out my flintlocks to shoot at the sun. Now, mind you, there was no projectiles.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Desi Lydic
To become a Florida man, you must first be a Florida boy and experience the life that it gives you as a boy to hone your skills to be, in my case, a Florida pirate man.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Desi Lydic
Ah, no. Originally, I hailed from Chicago.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Desi Lydic
I was then. But since then, I've lived my entire life here in the Keys.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Desi Lydic
Must be in the water that we're drinking down here to drive us to what we do.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Desi Lydic
Yeah. They're the ones that drive you crazy.