Captain Jacobs (the Batavia captain)
Appearances
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Side stories.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Anyway, let's go check out the other fucking boat, dude, or they got a thing called a tortilla jam.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Somebody else just rang me.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Lube. Make sure before we set out to fill up the lube cask. We've got to keep it a full to the very brim. Fifteen barrels of lube on this ship. My favorite flavor, strawberry kiwi.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
It's kind of dark. Sausage. And it's full of juice. Yeah, yeah, little poppers. Yeah.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Let's stab his head into the grass. Cut off his butt. He's forfeited.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
It's like joking, joking, joking.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
I'm sorry. I'm just angry. I'm an awful man.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
So, yeah, him and his assistant. Yeah, and his boy.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Farty Fred, that's the best idea I've heard all night. Thank you. That's amazing. Wow. Yeah. Doo-doo.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
She's my fun new girlfriend!
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Arrgh!
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
That's what I'm talking about! Alright!
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
They do have that. Three white men. My last three wives' wombs fell out of their butts.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Ah, truly the rarer fragrances.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Hey, how you doing, Pelfart? Good to see ya. Remember the last time you fucked up in India?
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Oh yeah, Pelfart?