Captain Glenn
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
I'm out of with you! I'm out of!
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
As sailors, the seas can be dangerous for literally everybody around us. So we need Saint Carmen, you know, and it's great. She's a patron saint. I don't know if I believe in that stuff, but here's what I do know. Sure seems to turn mermaids on.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
She's such a child. It makes me laugh.
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Every season, at least once a season for Gary, we segue into that stupid song.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
I love caves. So cut to a black and white photo of Glenn with an afro. With Jesus standing behind him, like giving a thumbs up. Yeah, we spent a lot of time in caves. And one day this guy just sort of woke up out of nowhere. We thought, oh my God, where'd this guy come from?
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
Which is so funny because you see all the shit that they're going through.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
It's not even crunchy. It's smoothie jam. Just swallow it if you need it.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
Well, everyone, unfortunately, the primary got attacked by a jellyfish. But, you know, way to go handling the jellyfish sting and especially the apology performance, which was phenomenal. It was like the cave of performances. And Gary, overall, the deck team seems to be really gelling. See what I did there? Gelling. We're working quite well together.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
He's like, one, two, three, four, five. Oh, that's too much. Okay, back to the iPad in bed.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
Ashley Savoni. She don't take no baloney.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
Hava Nagila Webber. Know Your Worth with Jason Kerr.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
Kristen the Piston Anderson. Rigging the Funk, it's Leslie Plunkett. She Gets a Name from Us, it's Lindsay Dee. Let's Give a Kisserino to Lisa Lino. Always Killin' It, it's Lola Alcalani. We Love Her on the Rocks, it's Melissa Cox. Megan Berg. You can't have a burger without the Berg.
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Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neal. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily sides.
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Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. The incredible, edible Matthew Sisters.
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She ain't no shrinkin' Violet Couture. We love you guys.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
Literally nobody does anything to a jellyfish.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
The procession is at 8.15. We should. We should go in the tender and have a look around. We'll do dinner. I mean, they're going to love it. They are going to love it. I personally love the procession.
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#2657 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger
When I was in the 70s, I would love to go to processions. I would sit in that cave and watch the boats go by. It was wonderful.