Capriccio De Sesto

Hey, if Patrice isn't doing anything, maybe she could keep an eye on Iris.

Hey, if Patrice isn't doing anything, maybe she could keep an eye on Iris.

If what she said to Toa wasn't a lie, she really needs to go and just consult with her god, then perhaps privacy is the best thing we can give her. Um...

If what she said to Toa wasn't a lie, she really needs to go and just consult with her god, then perhaps privacy is the best thing we can give her. Um...

It's time to talk to you. This place is weird.

It's time to talk to you. This place is weird.

Wasn't the head totally free from the actual body? Stop.

Wasn't the head totally free from the actual body? Stop.

You're the only person who braids their hair.

You're the only person who braids their hair.

Take a close look when you see guards walk by at their weapons and see if they're of the same make.

Take a close look when you see guards walk by at their weapons and see if they're of the same make.

Oh, it's like a thing. My name is Capriccio de Sesto. You can call me Caprice.

Oh, it's like a thing. My name is Capriccio de Sesto. You can call me Caprice.

Toa. Iris.

Toa. Iris.

Oh, that's nice though.

Oh, that's nice though.

You're probably not.

You're probably not.

Oh, dear gods! Lufty, what are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you? Why? No, don't, don't! Get back!

Oh, dear gods! Lufty, what are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you? Why? No, don't, don't! Get back!

You mean he just left?

You mean he just left?

No! No! Stay back! Oh, Iris, you're back! Hold on! I run away.

No! No! Stay back! Oh, Iris, you're back! Hold on! I run away.

Never mind. What the fuck was that? What is it? It's not important. There's soup everywhere. There's biscuit everywhere. Coat it on my ribs, Caprice. I'm sorry. Do the thing. Do the thing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Do what thing? I smell like garlic, Caprice. There's soup everywhere. Is there fish in that? What is that? I'm never going to be able to get this out. These are my best linen robes.

Never mind. What the fuck was that? What is it? It's not important. There's soup everywhere. There's biscuit everywhere. Coat it on my ribs, Caprice. I'm sorry. Do the thing. Do the thing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Do what thing? I smell like garlic, Caprice. There's soup everywhere. Is there fish in that? What is that? I'm never going to be able to get this out. These are my best linen robes.

Have you even ever cooked before? No. Was this fish oil? The digitization press the press the press. Can you get the press the press the press? Damn it!

Have you even ever cooked before? No. Was this fish oil? The digitization press the press the press. Can you get the press the press the press? Damn it!

I don't know what you're doing.

I don't know what you're doing.

Five. Five. Oh, god. I'm going back in my quarters. And if any of you fucking follow me, I swear to the gods, I swear!

Five. Five. Oh, god. I'm going back in my quarters. And if any of you fucking follow me, I swear to the gods, I swear!

For shame. For shame. I know, that was a rough one.

For shame. For shame. I know, that was a rough one.

Oh, you have another point of grass there. Watch this. What?

Oh, you have another point of grass there. Watch this. What?

How? And why? Well, not me.

How? And why? Well, not me.

We've taken care of some problems and we will certainly make our best effort here.

We've taken care of some problems and we will certainly make our best effort here.

Oh, you just... Like, you just wield it, and then it anti-chaoses?

Oh, you just... Like, you just wield it, and then it anti-chaoses?

I don't know. Or he may be helping. I have no idea either.

I don't know. Or he may be helping. I have no idea either.

Yeah, I heard the word fortune just suddenly.

Yeah, I heard the word fortune just suddenly.

Let's talk about this a little bit more when we get across the threshold, so to speak.

Let's talk about this a little bit more when we get across the threshold, so to speak.

Well, I don't either, but I don't know if we're being heard at this time.

Well, I don't either, but I don't know if we're being heard at this time.

We have to take a lot on faith here.

We have to take a lot on faith here.

Come on, a little space here.

Come on, a little space here.

Thanks for the ride, Urja. I really like that wagon you're dragging.

Thanks for the ride, Urja. I really like that wagon you're dragging.

They don't have to do that first, right?

They don't have to do that first, right?

Does it have to be a physical thing? Can I, like, play a little jingle? Give her a gold coin. Okay. Did you say jingle or jiggle?

Does it have to be a physical thing? Can I, like, play a little jingle? Give her a gold coin. Okay. Did you say jingle or jiggle?

And if he has to be punished, then I would just suggest changing his last name to Androll. That seems very, very difficult to live with that kind of a name.

And if he has to be punished, then I would just suggest changing his last name to Androll. That seems very, very difficult to live with that kind of a name.

Oh, that makes sense. That could be a magical effect.

Oh, that makes sense. That could be a magical effect.

I can fly.

I can fly.

And my name is Capriccio de Sesto. You can call me Caprice. I am assisting our dwarven friend here. I'm her giant on the heart. Yeah, we're looking for her dad, as she stated.

And my name is Capriccio de Sesto. You can call me Caprice. I am assisting our dwarven friend here. I'm her giant on the heart. Yeah, we're looking for her dad, as she stated.

Nice. I know. I don't think I've ever seen you do that.

Nice. I know. I don't think I've ever seen you do that.

No, it's not gold. I'm not worried about gold. I don't want your ring. I have my own offering. It's a ring of uncertainty. You can use that. I don't want that. Don't get that. Don't put that thing anywhere near me. What were you saying, Iris?

No, it's not gold. I'm not worried about gold. I don't want your ring. I have my own offering. It's a ring of uncertainty. You can use that. I don't want that. Don't get that. Don't put that thing anywhere near me. What were you saying, Iris?

Hi, my name is Capriccio De Sesto. You can call me Caprice. It's a pleasure to meet you. And pick a finger, any finger.

Hi, my name is Capriccio De Sesto. You can call me Caprice. It's a pleasure to meet you. And pick a finger, any finger.

And so I'm hoping that the meaning of the journey that they've come along with me would be part of the value of what I'm offering you now.

And so I'm hoping that the meaning of the journey that they've come along with me would be part of the value of what I'm offering you now.

This is what I was just about to offer my friend here. But here. Oh, does it go in the bowl? Yes, it does.

This is what I was just about to offer my friend here. But here. Oh, does it go in the bowl? Yes, it does.

Put blushies on everything, okay? With your wings, you put it on your breath.

Put blushies on everything, okay? With your wings, you put it on your breath.

Of my rations.

Of my rations.

Or sleep with your dad. That does check out.

Or sleep with your dad. That does check out.

We're very passionate about providing aid and succor.

We're very passionate about providing aid and succor.

We'd like happiness to abound and be all over Striga. Just really cover the whole thing. I mean, do you mean that in a literal way?

We'd like happiness to abound and be all over Striga. Just really cover the whole thing. I mean, do you mean that in a literal way?

You seem really calm about this. This is a real threat. We need to do something about this. All of the people who are looking so peaceful, they need to take up arms and get mad.

You seem really calm about this. This is a real threat. We need to do something about this. All of the people who are looking so peaceful, they need to take up arms and get mad.

You're talking about Dakani?

You're talking about Dakani?

Well, can the blossom pool thingy, can you just turn that on to any Hawkeye that happens to be, I don't know, aligned with it or however that works? Yes, of course. Oh, well, we're looking for Herge's dad. I don't know if you knew that.

Well, can the blossom pool thingy, can you just turn that on to any Hawkeye that happens to be, I don't know, aligned with it or however that works? Yes, of course. Oh, well, we're looking for Herge's dad. I don't know if you knew that.

But if you could, you know, sort of change the channel a few times really quickly and just scroll through and see if we could, you know, maybe spy him or if he's in the city or something.

But if you could, you know, sort of change the channel a few times really quickly and just scroll through and see if we could, you know, maybe spy him or if he's in the city or something.

Maybe Caprice? I'll teach you a card game. We need to work on our abyssal.

Maybe Caprice? I'll teach you a card game. We need to work on our abyssal.

Oh my fucking god. I hate dreams.

Oh my fucking god. I hate dreams.

Okay.

Okay.

14.

14.

I don't say can't. Luki, do you know if the Neng chicken comes with a side of rice, or do I have to order that special one?

I don't say can't. Luki, do you know if the Neng chicken comes with a side of rice, or do I have to order that special one?

Help me light up this brassiere and we can get some warmth with it. I keep, are you saying- I snap my fingers and it lights.

Help me light up this brassiere and we can get some warmth with it. I keep, are you saying- I snap my fingers and it lights.

Oh, you know when you read a word?

Oh, you know when you read a word?

I'm gonna get laughed at.

I'm gonna get laughed at.

I feel like I can speak pretty good abyssal. I talked to that big goat guy who was making the sacrifices and whatnot when Herja went with me.

I feel like I can speak pretty good abyssal. I talked to that big goat guy who was making the sacrifices and whatnot when Herja went with me.

I still have this baby right here.

I still have this baby right here.

This is the one that I found in the weird-ass cemetery on that same day that we confronted the goat man.

This is the one that I found in the weird-ass cemetery on that same day that we confronted the goat man.

I don't believe I'm lying.

I don't believe I'm lying.

That's also fair.

That's also fair.

I thought about giving it to the golden lotus, but it makes a great musical instrument.

I thought about giving it to the golden lotus, but it makes a great musical instrument.

No, it's in my hands. Now we can gut it and eat it. We don't have to wait for room service.

No, it's in my hands. Now we can gut it and eat it. We don't have to wait for room service.

I'm going to eat 30 to 40 pistachios. Maybe I'll get some spirit.

I'm going to eat 30 to 40 pistachios. Maybe I'll get some spirit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, well, it only works the one time.

Oh, well, it only works the one time.

It was a lovely hour. My pleasure. I'm glad you were a fan.

It was a lovely hour. My pleasure. I'm glad you were a fan.

We're not going to argue about it. We're not here to hurt or treacher.

We're not going to argue about it. We're not here to hurt or treacher.

We're here to aid and succor you.

We're here to aid and succor you.

I agree.

I agree.

I stand with Toa. I recognize your authority in these lands, but I'm here to fight for the right of the people and for the health of the people and for the balance in the lands, just as my friend Herja here said. My kneel could be just as disingenuous as the word I'm giving you now, but it isn't. You have my word that we'll do our very best to protect this kingdom at your side.

I stand with Toa. I recognize your authority in these lands, but I'm here to fight for the right of the people and for the health of the people and for the balance in the lands, just as my friend Herja here said. My kneel could be just as disingenuous as the word I'm giving you now, but it isn't. You have my word that we'll do our very best to protect this kingdom at your side.

You just triggered us so hard.

You just triggered us so hard.

Absolutely fine.

Absolutely fine.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What's going on? We have them somewhere?

What's going on? We have them somewhere?

What's the saving throw on Peyton? A 17. I roll for Peyton.

What's the saving throw on Peyton? A 17. I roll for Peyton.

Because I assume you're the sun into her mood. You get to say it's probably like, it's probably like 7.30. It's 7.30. Oh, good.

Because I assume you're the sun into her mood. You get to say it's probably like, it's probably like 7.30. It's 7.30. Oh, good.

You can hang out with us. Yeah? Oh, okay. We'll drink and play card games. That sounds great.

You can hang out with us. Yeah? Oh, okay. We'll drink and play card games. That sounds great.

There was the Masked Giant dude. The Masked Giant dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all told him a story.

There was the Masked Giant dude. The Masked Giant dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all told him a story.

I don't know. I think if I were a god, I would totally have some trials, right? That sounds pretty badass.

I don't know. I think if I were a god, I would totally have some trials, right? That sounds pretty badass.

So take that for what it is. Maybe they'll kill you and turn you into a halfling. No, I won't allow that to happen.

So take that for what it is. Maybe they'll kill you and turn you into a halfling. No, I won't allow that to happen.

What do you mean, big guy? What have you seen?

What do you mean, big guy? What have you seen?

I guess that's right. We've got ten days for you to sort of build some trust and figure out whether or not that seems like the right option for you. You don't have to decide right now.

I guess that's right. We've got ten days for you to sort of build some trust and figure out whether or not that seems like the right option for you. You don't have to decide right now.