Caleb Pressley

I went for – we stormed a court. In Connecticut at a UConn game.

I went for – we stormed a court. In Connecticut at a UConn game.

And they were upset that we didn't even get to storm it. We were going to try to storm it.

And they were upset that we didn't even get to storm it. We were going to try to storm it.

No, it wasn't that one. It was just a basketball game. I think it's a ranked opponent.

No, it wasn't that one. It was just a basketball game. I think it's a ranked opponent.

No, dude. I thought you had the wrong sport.

No, dude. I thought you had the wrong sport.

You thought Dwayne Wade versus Mike? Dude, I know my court cases. Don't say that. We got arrested. I forgot about that. But we just went to jail for a couple minutes. Oh, yeah. And when we came out of jail, people were outside cheering for us.

You thought Dwayne Wade versus Mike? Dude, I know my court cases. Don't say that. We got arrested. I forgot about that. But we just went to jail for a couple minutes. Oh, yeah. And when we came out of jail, people were outside cheering for us.

Seriously. It was like a movie. We didn't even have it filmed, but it was amazing.

Seriously. It was like a movie. We didn't even have it filmed, but it was amazing.

Is that Greta? Yeah. Dude, pull her. I just want to know what age she is. That's really all I want to know.

Is that Greta? Yeah. Dude, pull her. I just want to know what age she is. That's really all I want to know.

She's 22 years old? Yeah.

She's 22 years old? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She seems like maybe – she seems like – no. That's my vote. What do you think?

She seems like maybe – she seems like – no. That's my vote. What do you think?

She just seems like, I don't know. Hey, I'm just saying, dude, look.

She just seems like, I don't know. Hey, I'm just saying, dude, look.

Was it guys and girls in Mississippi jail? Or just guys?

Was it guys and girls in Mississippi jail? Or just guys?

Did you make that up? Is that a real person? I'm talking about the future is ours.

Did you make that up? Is that a real person? I'm talking about the future is ours.

You texted me the other day. You said, hey, man, did you die? What did you say? I don't know. Your texts are hilarious. You're a funny guy. You're my funniest friend.

You texted me the other day. You said, hey, man, did you die? What did you say? I don't know. Your texts are hilarious. You're a funny guy. You're my funniest friend.

I know who I've been ducking on accident is Bizzle.

I know who I've been ducking on accident is Bizzle.

On accident.

On accident.

Every time I come to Nashville, I'm like, let's get some food. He's like, all right, I'm down. It's hard, dude. It's so hard, dude.

Every time I come to Nashville, I'm like, let's get some food. He's like, all right, I'm down. It's hard, dude. It's so hard, dude.

You have work. And you're there for it. It's not on vacation. You're there for work. And you get tired after work. Oh, yeah, dude. Bad mood after work. Oh, yeah. Dude, talk about bombing. Sometimes I bomb.

You have work. And you're there for it. It's not on vacation. You're there for work. And you get tired after work. Oh, yeah, dude. Bad mood after work. Oh, yeah. Dude, talk about bombing. Sometimes I bomb.

On my work. Sometimes I feel like I do. On your show?

On my work. Sometimes I feel like I do. On your show?

I don't know if this is public or not, but I guess it's about to be. She bought somebody a Hellcat. She won $50,000. She did? And I think she spent it all, but she got a Hellcat out of it. And it wasn't even for her. She's really a nice person. She was thinking about other people. She's so funny. First of all, I do want to say that. She's so funny.

I don't know if this is public or not, but I guess it's about to be. She bought somebody a Hellcat. She won $50,000. She did? And I think she spent it all, but she got a Hellcat out of it. And it wasn't even for her. She's really a nice person. She was thinking about other people. She's so funny. First of all, I do want to say that. She's so funny.

All these girls, not all of them, most of these girls, they casted these girls.

All these girls, not all of them, most of these girls, they casted these girls.

i think she had we had uh he had a mini me just got a mini me on set and i think he and her also uh linked up so that could be his child as well oh hell yeah they gonna give birth to a little ottoman oh bro god she is beautiful though um

i think she had we had uh he had a mini me just got a mini me on set and i think he and her also uh linked up so that could be his child as well oh hell yeah they gonna give birth to a little ottoman oh bro god she is beautiful though um

It's good to see you. No, what's been going on with me? Dude, just running this company is not... I wouldn't say it's hard, and I do enjoy it. I wouldn't say it's easy or hard, but it's time-consuming. So I've been working, I wouldn't say really hard, I would say really... Really often. Really often. Figuring out how to just organize basic stuff that I just have no clue what I'm doing.

It's good to see you. No, what's been going on with me? Dude, just running this company is not... I wouldn't say it's hard, and I do enjoy it. I wouldn't say it's easy or hard, but it's time-consuming. So I've been working, I wouldn't say really hard, I would say really... Really often. Really often. Figuring out how to just organize basic stuff that I just have no clue what I'm doing.

And probably making a lot of mistakes and stuff like that. Oh. Do you handle that kind of stuff for your business?

And probably making a lot of mistakes and stuff like that. Oh. Do you handle that kind of stuff for your business?

I look bad the last time I saw you. I wouldn't say that. I look horrible.

I look bad the last time I saw you. I wouldn't say that. I look horrible.

I have an editor, Tom, who's great, but we've worked together for so many years now, and we correspond. I mean, we go through notes and notes, and it's a huge process. And even he, if he was left to his own devices, he would do a great job on the episode. It would be great. Maybe people wouldn't even know, but I would, to me... It's like, I would, there's certain things.

I have an editor, Tom, who's great, but we've worked together for so many years now, and we correspond. I mean, we go through notes and notes, and it's a huge process. And even he, if he was left to his own devices, he would do a great job on the episode. It would be great. Maybe people wouldn't even know, but I would, to me... It's like, I would, there's certain things.

I just like him the way I like him. And he's great. Cause he's like, he doesn't have an ego. I feel like a lot of everyone has egos. I mean, he's just like a nice gym of a person, but when you're corresponding in on some creative and I'm giving notes, do this, do this. It would be really easy to be offended. He's a really creative guy.

I just like him the way I like him. And he's great. Cause he's like, he doesn't have an ego. I feel like a lot of everyone has egos. I mean, he's just like a nice gym of a person, but when you're corresponding in on some creative and I'm giving notes, do this, do this. It would be really easy to be offended. He's a really creative guy.

So it's like if you're a creative person, you have your own ideas of how you want things done. And he has his own ideas. He can provide those. But then he also doesn't get butthurt if I'm saying I don't think that's good, which is I think it's such a rare find.

So it's like if you're a creative person, you have your own ideas of how you want things done. And he has his own ideas. He can provide those. But then he also doesn't get butthurt if I'm saying I don't think that's good, which is I think it's such a rare find.

Some days are not my best days.

Some days are not my best days.

Yep. No one appreciates. They're like the long snappers of media.

Yep. No one appreciates. They're like the long snappers of media.

I'm just not with you on most.

I'm just not with you on most.

The one thing that can be your whole life can get you just into one thing, one moment. Yeah, I was thinking about that yesterday. Well, this is actually a bad example, but I was thinking about it. I was reading an article from a while back. It was about Morgan Wong because I was getting ready for his episode. And there's a part in it with P. Diddy.

The one thing that can be your whole life can get you just into one thing, one moment. Yeah, I was thinking about that yesterday. Well, this is actually a bad example, but I was thinking about it. I was reading an article from a while back. It was about Morgan Wong because I was getting ready for his episode. And there's a part in it with P. Diddy.

And P. Diddy at the time was like, yo, we've got to stop.

And P. Diddy at the time was like, yo, we've got to stop.

canceling people he was like vouching for uh wall he's like we gotta start stop canceling people we gotta give people second chances he was like saying like everything that like probably he hoped he was he probably knew he was doing some bad shit he was like putting it starting to spread the word like we gotta make sure we can't just like look upon people negatively i was like damn but you do one bad thing he probably did you know a few times or whatever but

canceling people he was like vouching for uh wall he's like we gotta start stop canceling people we gotta give people second chances he was like saying like everything that like probably he hoped he was he probably knew he was doing some bad shit he was like putting it starting to spread the word like we gotta make sure we can't just like look upon people negatively i was like damn but you do one bad thing he probably did you know a few times or whatever but

Yeah, it's fucking cool, dude. I got it for Chica Cheetah, which is...

Yeah, it's fucking cool, dude. I got it for Chica Cheetah, which is...

That's how people know you. Probably forever.

That's how people know you. Probably forever.

Would you? I don't know. I mean, just being at dinner for too long stresses me out. I get to do my thing now is I'll get to check before the food comes.

Would you? I don't know. I mean, just being at dinner for too long stresses me out. I get to do my thing now is I'll get to check before the food comes.

Because you can stay in the restaurant once you pay as long as you want. Yeah. But you can't leave if you don't pay. Yep. Bring the check first.

Because you can stay in the restaurant once you pay as long as you want. Yeah. But you can't leave if you don't pay. Yep. Bring the check first.

I don't understand people who are dumb. At least 20%, I feel like that's... Yeah. I get the argument, I guess, for people being like, well, they didn't do anything. But at the same time, like, that's their job. Yeah, you knew when you went in there. You, yeah, like... It's kind of on you that you're paying them for nothing.

I don't understand people who are dumb. At least 20%, I feel like that's... Yeah. I get the argument, I guess, for people being like, well, they didn't do anything. But at the same time, like, that's their job. Yeah, you knew when you went in there. You, yeah, like... It's kind of on you that you're paying them for nothing.

I know. Every time you wrap up, everyone's like, uh...

I know. Every time you wrap up, everyone's like, uh...

yeah because i don't shoot it like this i don't shoot like a free-flowing conversation because i know how it's going to edit so i just like that's a waste of time to even do all those uh segues and in middlemen parts of the conversation i skip right to the meat yeah it's a very awkward conversation oh it's a good point you just you do skip right to the meat dude um what do you yeah do you think diddy what do you think happened there

yeah because i don't shoot it like this i don't shoot like a free-flowing conversation because i know how it's going to edit so i just like that's a waste of time to even do all those uh segues and in middlemen parts of the conversation i skip right to the meat yeah it's a very awkward conversation oh it's a good point you just you do skip right to the meat dude um what do you yeah do you think diddy what do you think happened there

Oh, it gets into their skin? Yeah. Is that really a thing? Stuff can go into your body through your body? I don't know, buddy. Because think about all the things that go on your skin. Oh, totally. I mean, like is my shirt going into my skin? Yeah.

Oh, it gets into their skin? Yeah. Is that really a thing? Stuff can go into your body through your body? I don't know, buddy. Because think about all the things that go on your skin. Oh, totally. I mean, like is my shirt going into my skin? Yeah.

The anus thing with the anus and the scrotum or whatever are getting shorter.

The anus thing with the anus and the scrotum or whatever are getting shorter.

I don't know. I just listened to Joe Rogan say that. The perineum or whatever it's called?

I don't know. I just listened to Joe Rogan say that. The perineum or whatever it's called?

I'd call it a beach, dude. I've never thought about that in my life. I never thought there'd be about a beach in Louisiana.

I'd call it a beach, dude. I've never thought about that in my life. I never thought there'd be about a beach in Louisiana.

No, it's not, dude. Dude, keep believing in yourself.

No, it's not, dude. Dude, keep believing in yourself.

We're doing good. You're right. We're doing good. We just haven't talked about anything important. Yeah, that's kind of it, I guess. We haven't said anything really of any significance.

We're doing good. You're right. We're doing good. We just haven't talked about anything important. Yeah, that's kind of it, I guess. We haven't said anything really of any significance.

We haven't said anything.

We haven't said anything.

Yeah. Well, the thing that was how Barstool was set up was Dave is very hands-off. So he doesn't tell you what you should be doing. When you start doing what you're doing, he doesn't talk to you. You really just go complete non-communication with him 100% of the time. What that culture breeds, I think, is like a...

Yeah. Well, the thing that was how Barstool was set up was Dave is very hands-off. So he doesn't tell you what you should be doing. When you start doing what you're doing, he doesn't talk to you. You really just go complete non-communication with him 100% of the time. What that culture breeds, I think, is like a...

It's peanut. Peanut flavored tequila.

It's peanut. Peanut flavored tequila.

kind of an entrepreneurial spirit, I guess, the people who are successful there at Barstool, because you have to be. And they have the resources. Obviously, they're taking the risk on you by paying your salary because they're going to pay you if your content sucks or if your brand loses the brand deal or whatever. Like, every two weeks, you're getting paid. So they're taking that chance.

kind of an entrepreneurial spirit, I guess, the people who are successful there at Barstool, because you have to be. And they have the resources. Obviously, they're taking the risk on you by paying your salary because they're going to pay you if your content sucks or if your brand loses the brand deal or whatever. Like, every two weeks, you're getting paid. So they're taking that chance.

Peanut flavored tequila. Peanut butter.

Peanut flavored tequila. Peanut butter.

And obviously, if you do well, they have the upside. Facts. But... it's really, it's a place where I was able to kind of, they gave me the resources, but I was able to kind of build out, you know, I started working with Tom, who's my editor, and we worked together for years, Developed a camaraderie. My producer, Kelsey, who you've met, like we started working together, developed camaraderie.

And obviously, if you do well, they have the upside. Facts. But... it's really, it's a place where I was able to kind of, they gave me the resources, but I was able to kind of build out, you know, I started working with Tom, who's my editor, and we worked together for years, Developed a camaraderie. My producer, Kelsey, who you've met, like we started working together, developed camaraderie.

So we had to make my own little business inside of Barstool. Right. So going out and doing my own thing really was pretty much exactly the same because I already had my business inside of Barstool, inside of the bigger business. Oh, yeah. But I would like to do some other stuff outside of Sunday Conversation. I don't know what. I mean, how was your movie experience?

So we had to make my own little business inside of Barstool. Right. So going out and doing my own thing really was pretty much exactly the same because I already had my business inside of Barstool, inside of the bigger business. Oh, yeah. But I would like to do some other stuff outside of Sunday Conversation. I don't know what. I mean, how was your movie experience?

I've heard that it's kind of boring shooting a movie. Oh, yeah. It's boring. I like the revolutions I can do on Sunday. I can put out one Sunday a week. It's a lot of work to get it out once a week, but we can do it. And then it's like you move on to the next thing. If you had a stinker, you can still move on and have a good one the next week. And things happen so fast now, too.

I've heard that it's kind of boring shooting a movie. Oh, yeah. It's boring. I like the revolutions I can do on Sunday. I can put out one Sunday a week. It's a lot of work to get it out once a week, but we can do it. And then it's like you move on to the next thing. If you had a stinker, you can still move on and have a good one the next week. And things happen so fast now, too.

How I even consume, how everyone consumes content is like,

How I even consume, how everyone consumes content is like,

Dude, it's super funny talking about Mexican people. We went down there to tequila for it and... To tequila the city.

Dude, it's super funny talking about Mexican people. We went down there to tequila for it and... To tequila the city.

I do feel like especially Twitter X, especially X feeds me stuff I don't want to see. Like the algorithm, it builds out. Just like you're saying, if you like do doom scrolling or whatever, you're on your phone for too long. It's not that long before you're seeing stuff. I don't relate to it at all.

I do feel like especially Twitter X, especially X feeds me stuff I don't want to see. Like the algorithm, it builds out. Just like you're saying, if you like do doom scrolling or whatever, you're on your phone for too long. It's not that long before you're seeing stuff. I don't relate to it at all.

Racism. At least on Instagram, if you do it for a long time, you end up with boobs.

Racism. At least on Instagram, if you do it for a long time, you end up with boobs.

If you stay on Instagram for a long time, you end up at boobs.

If you stay on Instagram for a long time, you end up at boobs.

No. Tequila. It's a city. Guadalajara is the... It's just a neighboring city that you fly into. But then you go to tequila. And at that place, they don't eat peanut butter. And they don't know how to dap either. They don't know how to dap you up? No, dude. Mexican people, if you do this to them, they have no clue what you're doing. That's crazy. They have no idea.

No. Tequila. It's a city. Guadalajara is the... It's just a neighboring city that you fly into. But then you go to tequila. And at that place, they don't eat peanut butter. And they don't know how to dap either. They don't know how to dap you up? No, dude. Mexican people, if you do this to them, they have no clue what you're doing. That's crazy. They have no idea.

Dude, I feel so bad for the kids growing up. How much porn? Dude, you don't have a choice in life if you want to watch porn.

Dude, I feel so bad for the kids growing up. How much porn? Dude, you don't have a choice in life if you want to watch porn.

It's insane.

It's insane.

That's nuts. But there's so much money, and I guess if you just want to make money, you don't care about anything else in the world besides making money.

That's nuts. But there's so much money, and I guess if you just want to make money, you don't care about anything else in the world besides making money.

An axle.

An axle.

You know that on your, today when I was coming over to the house, on your Google Maps is your truck. Like it shows your house and it shows your truck and it shows you in it. Nuh-uh. You're on your Google Maps. Really? If you type in your address, which we won't say. We won't say. You're on there. Someone's just coming by taking pics.

You know that on your, today when I was coming over to the house, on your Google Maps is your truck. Like it shows your house and it shows your truck and it shows you in it. Nuh-uh. You're on your Google Maps. Really? If you type in your address, which we won't say. We won't say. You're on there. Someone's just coming by taking pics.

How was Bridgestone doing two nights there? Or two shows? That's awesome. Or does it feel just like a normal show? I'm just asking because it's here in Nashville.

How was Bridgestone doing two nights there? Or two shows? That's awesome. Or does it feel just like a normal show? I'm just asking because it's here in Nashville.

I'm not saying Mexican-Americans who live here now, they probably can dap fine. Those are called chicanos. They can probably dap fine. But when you go down there, it's just not a thing.

I'm not saying Mexican-Americans who live here now, they probably can dap fine. Those are called chicanos. They can probably dap fine. But when you go down there, it's just not a thing.

And you're going up against Metallica.

And you're going up against Metallica.

Yeah. Which is pretty good.

Yeah. Which is pretty good.

Oh, man. You're right about that, dude. I got to come see you in. I got to come watch you in Cork.

Oh, man. You're right about that, dude. I got to come see you in. I got to come watch you in Cork.

That was fun.

That was fun.

He lives in, I think Nantucket, or obviously Chapel Hill now. Okay, North Florida or whatever.

He lives in, I think Nantucket, or obviously Chapel Hill now. Okay, North Florida or whatever.

Yeah, and it's kind of crazy. I mean, it's like... People are talking about the program, so that's a positive, right? Well, to me, college football is 100,000% about the players. I mean, all football is, but especially college football. And I think him coming, we got a big budget increase for what we were willing to give. NIL players or the NIL money for like guys to recruits.

Yeah, and it's kind of crazy. I mean, it's like... People are talking about the program, so that's a positive, right? Well, to me, college football is 100,000% about the players. I mean, all football is, but especially college football. And I think him coming, we got a big budget increase for what we were willing to give. NIL players or the NIL money for like guys to recruits.

So you think boosters followed him? I think that we really raised a lot of money. I don't know what the figure is, but I want to say it was like 30 million bucks or something. It was like kind of like the, and I don't know if that includes the coaches or what, but it was, it was a huge figure that you would think we would be able to go out and get like five star quarterback, five star, whatever.

So you think boosters followed him? I think that we really raised a lot of money. I don't know what the figure is, but I want to say it was like 30 million bucks or something. It was like kind of like the, and I don't know if that includes the coaches or what, but it was, it was a huge figure that you would think we would be able to go out and get like five star quarterback, five star, whatever.

And I haven't seen us signing any five stars yet. Hmm. But that could just be the period of the year we're in. And my thing is if he signs those five stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend. And if he doesn't sign those five stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend because we're going to be asked no matter what his girlfriend says. I mean, that's the truth.

And I haven't seen us signing any five stars yet. Hmm. But that could just be the period of the year we're in. And my thing is if he signs those five stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend. And if he doesn't sign those five stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend because we're going to be asked no matter what his girlfriend says. I mean, that's the truth.

Dude, we have to sign good players and pay them. Dude, I thought that Nico, I'm a Tennessee football fan for college. I mean, obviously I played at Carolina, so I root for Carolina as well. But Tennessee is who I grew up on. And they didn't pay Nico, or that's a story. They didn't pay their quarterback. He wanted like $4 million as a story, and they're giving him two.

Dude, we have to sign good players and pay them. Dude, I thought that Nico, I'm a Tennessee football fan for college. I mean, obviously I played at Carolina, so I root for Carolina as well. But Tennessee is who I grew up on. And they didn't pay Nico, or that's a story. They didn't pay their quarterback. He wanted like $4 million as a story, and they're giving him two.

And so they said, get out of here. I think it's crazy. I think pay him. Everyone was on Tennessee's side. Right. Everyone thought Nico's an idiot. And maybe that's true. But to me, I would have liked to see Tennessee just pay up. He's a freshman. He took you. His real freshman year, he beat Clemson in the first time he ever played in the Orange Bowl or something. Yeah.

And so they said, get out of here. I think it's crazy. I think pay him. Everyone was on Tennessee's side. Right. Everyone thought Nico's an idiot. And maybe that's true. But to me, I would have liked to see Tennessee just pay up. He's a freshman. He took you. His real freshman year, he beat Clemson in the first time he ever played in the Orange Bowl or something. Yeah.

And then last year was his redshirt freshman year. He took Tennessee to the playoffs. And this guy's, in my opinion, going to be the number one overall draft pick. And they're talking about $2 million with him. He probably makes $100 million for the university.

And then last year was his redshirt freshman year. He took Tennessee to the playoffs. And this guy's, in my opinion, going to be the number one overall draft pick. And they're talking about $2 million with him. He probably makes $100 million for the university.

Him being on the field, having a good team, playoff competitive. I mean, you've been down there. Oh, it's unbelievable down there.

Him being on the field, having a good team, playoff competitive. I mean, you've been down there. Oh, it's unbelievable down there.

We haven't done anything. It's insane. They had to fix it. College football is fucked right now.

We haven't done anything. It's insane. They had to fix it. College football is fucked right now.

Dude, they got rid of walk-ons. there's no more walk-ons in college football. Like I was, I walked on to the University of North Carolina and my, you were loitering. They said, I also, one of the, an interview, the former coach said this guy was loitering. Yeah. They hated me while I was there. But dude, there's no walk-ons anymore.

Dude, they got rid of walk-ons. there's no more walk-ons in college football. Like I was, I walked on to the University of North Carolina and my, you were loitering. They said, I also, one of the, an interview, the former coach said this guy was loitering. Yeah. They hated me while I was there. But dude, there's no walk-ons anymore.

Like our team, our best, maybe not our best players, but our team captain, some of our best players were walk-ons. Like I came in with the, my class of, of fellow guys, every single one of them went on to win a scholarship, get a scholarship. A lot of them went to NFL.

Like our team, our best, maybe not our best players, but our team captain, some of our best players were walk-ons. Like I came in with the, my class of, of fellow guys, every single one of them went on to win a scholarship, get a scholarship. A lot of them went to NFL.

And it's like they were like the meat of the team or the glue of the team. And they don't even have that anymore because they had to cut the roster down. They got to pay all these guys. And that's sad to me.

And it's like they were like the meat of the team or the glue of the team. And they don't even have that anymore because they had to cut the roster down. They got to pay all these guys. And that's sad to me.

I think, dude, I think Mexican people are probably the most liked group of people. For sure. I don't know anyone who doesn't like Mexican people.

I think, dude, I think Mexican people are probably the most liked group of people. For sure. I don't know anyone who doesn't like Mexican people.

I really don't think they even take walk-ons. I think it's a – The death of the walk-on athletes.

I really don't think they even take walk-ons. I think it's a – The death of the walk-on athletes.

Yeah. It is sad, man. Oh, it is. It definitely takes away a lot of the heart of it. Well, dude, also, I just had such an awesome, positive experience being in the locker room for four years with the same guys, going through it. You have these big aspirational dreams you're going to make to see the field. Yeah. Never see the field. But I had a great time. And that doesn't happen anymore.

Yeah. It is sad, man. Oh, it is. It definitely takes away a lot of the heart of it. Well, dude, also, I just had such an awesome, positive experience being in the locker room for four years with the same guys, going through it. You have these big aspirational dreams you're going to make to see the field. Yeah. Never see the field. But I had a great time. And that doesn't happen anymore.

Not only because there's not walk-ons, but also because why would you cultivate a backup if you're the coach? If he's just about to transfer on your ass as soon as the season's over. Your starter's probably going to transfer. These guys are playing on a different team every year. Sometimes two teams per year. So, like, there's no country. There's no locker room vibe.

Not only because there's not walk-ons, but also because why would you cultivate a backup if you're the coach? If he's just about to transfer on your ass as soon as the season's over. Your starter's probably going to transfer. These guys are playing on a different team every year. Sometimes two teams per year. So, like, there's no country. There's no locker room vibe.

They're all just, like, trying to get the cash. There has to be a way. People are acting like, well, we had it better back then, and now it's, like, totally destroyed. It's like, is there no creative problem solving to figure out how we can get these guys some cash? And also, like, is there no middle ground here that we can work with? Like, can we just, okay, you have to stay. You can sit out.

They're all just, like, trying to get the cash. There has to be a way. People are acting like, well, we had it better back then, and now it's, like, totally destroyed. It's like, is there no creative problem solving to figure out how we can get these guys some cash? And also, like, is there no middle ground here that we can work with? Like, can we just, okay, you have to stay. You can sit out.

The argument has always been you can't transfer. Yeah. And then you have to sit out a year. That's how it used to be. Now you can transfer and play immediately. I think you should have to sit out a year. Yeah, because that'll hold them off. That's how it used to be.

The argument has always been you can't transfer. Yeah. And then you have to sit out a year. That's how it used to be. Now you can transfer and play immediately. I think you should have to sit out a year. Yeah, because that'll hold them off. That's how it used to be.

Yeah. And then the argument against it was, well, coaches can just leave, and then you're left with a coach that you didn't really sign up to play for. Well, then make an exception. And if that's a coach leaves, then you can go. Then you can do it.

Yeah. And then the argument against it was, well, coaches can just leave, and then you're left with a coach that you didn't really sign up to play for. Well, then make an exception. And if that's a coach leaves, then you can go. Then you can do it.

Or when they graduate or when they're done at college. But there just has to be a way, and it does. Sports fans, I mean, I grew up a Tennessee football fan. SEC football, there's no fans like that. Because in the NFL, you can't play for the team or go to the team. In college, you can go to that school. You can... Like, if you're a fan, you went to the school. Yeah. You can't go to the Packers.

Or when they graduate or when they're done at college. But there just has to be a way, and it does. Sports fans, I mean, I grew up a Tennessee football fan. SEC football, there's no fans like that. Because in the NFL, you can't play for the team or go to the team. In college, you can go to that school. You can... Like, if you're a fan, you went to the school. Yeah. You can't go to the Packers.

You know what I'm saying? Like, you just fucking... You go to the game, but you go to that school. You spent four years of your life there. Like, that's your team.

You know what I'm saying? Like, you just fucking... You go to the game, but you go to that school. You spent four years of your life there. Like, that's your team.

What's the other one that's like that? Oh, the Hillstone and what's that good restaurant called?

What's the other one that's like that? Oh, the Hillstone and what's that good restaurant called?

Dude, what's your best fun fact like that? I got a good one. I got a good one, dude. All right, you go. You go.

Dude, what's your best fun fact like that? I got a good one. I got a good one, dude. All right, you go. You go.

I love Mexican people. Everyone loves Mexican people. They're hardworking, family people, fun people. I already said family.

I love Mexican people. Everyone loves Mexican people. They're hardworking, family people, fun people. I already said family.

Speed bump. Come on. Dude, all right. I got to go on. Okay. All right. Do you know what the – I probably said this to you before. You probably know the answer because I told it to you. But do you know what the number one product – number one top-selling product is at Walmart every single year? Walmart's obviously the biggest store. So best product – biggest product at the biggest store.

Speed bump. Come on. Dude, all right. I got to go on. Okay. All right. Do you know what the – I probably said this to you before. You probably know the answer because I told it to you. But do you know what the number one product – number one top-selling product is at Walmart every single year? Walmart's obviously the biggest store. So best product – biggest product at the biggest store.

Every year it's the same product. They sell the most of it. Oh, my God, girl. I don't know.

Every year it's the same product. They sell the most of it. Oh, my God, girl. I don't know.

Let me give you a hint. Don't look at me like that. All right. So think about like, like evolution or human nature, like what we really, where we come from and what we really like. Um,

Let me give you a hint. Don't look at me like that. All right. So think about like, like evolution or human nature, like what we really, where we come from and what we really like. Um,

Bananas are the number one thing. I just like that fact.

Bananas are the number one thing. I just like that fact.

You say what you want, dude. We're buying bananas as our number one purchase.

You say what you want, dude. We're buying bananas as our number one purchase.

Yeah, Riley told me before he told you about his coming.

Yeah, Riley told me before he told you about his coming.

I know that you told me, and I think you've said it publicly now, that you came, right?

I know that you told me, and I think you've said it publicly now, that you came, right?

Do you ever at a show, like just thinking about someone in the front of their audience, do you ever like look at somebody and be like, get this guy out of here?

Do you ever at a show, like just thinking about someone in the front of their audience, do you ever like look at somebody and be like, get this guy out of here?

So what's happened since then, Riley? Are you back at the not coming? Or now are you just constantly coming?

So what's happened since then, Riley? Are you back at the not coming? Or now are you just constantly coming?

No. No? And how much came out? I'm not trying to be graphic. Actually, is that too much? I'll tell you this.

No. No? And how much came out? I'm not trying to be graphic. Actually, is that too much? I'll tell you this.

So enough to make him really uncomfortable in his current Crocs. Bro, I mean, 25 years, where was it going? Where was it going? Because I know for a fact, I don't care if he's lying or not about that. I think he's lying about everything. But even if he's not lying, I know that the human body makes like 3 billion sperms a day or something crazy. Yeah.

So enough to make him really uncomfortable in his current Crocs. Bro, I mean, 25 years, where was it going? Where was it going? Because I know for a fact, I don't care if he's lying or not about that. I think he's lying about everything. But even if he's not lying, I know that the human body makes like 3 billion sperms a day or something crazy. Yeah.

Which means that his body was either not making them, he had a broken body, or he was making those things and they were having to go somewhere. Yeah. Would you poop them out?

Which means that his body was either not making them, he had a broken body, or he was making those things and they were having to go somewhere. Yeah. Would you poop them out?

That's ejaculating. Yeah. That's cheating. So where was it going? Do you feel like you know where it went, Riley? Could you feel a certain part of your body felt different other than your genitals after you came?

That's ejaculating. Yeah. That's cheating. So where was it going? Do you feel like you know where it went, Riley? Could you feel a certain part of your body felt different other than your genitals after you came?

Dude, here's a similar fact. I saw this. I saw that if you hold in a poot for too long, a fart, that it will come out your mouth. Really?

Dude, here's a similar fact. I saw this. I saw that if you hold in a poot for too long, a fart, that it will come out your mouth. Really?

I won't speak for myself. Guys are sick, though. Not me. Huh? What'd you say? Not me. But guys disgust me. They are. Men are disgusting.

I won't speak for myself. Guys are sick, though. Not me. Huh? What'd you say? Not me. But guys disgust me. They are. Men are disgusting.

But he is a heartthrob. Women are drawn to him. Men want to be like him.

But he is a heartthrob. Women are drawn to him. Men want to be like him.

Was I your date? Did you have a girl there or was I your date? No, I had a girl there. Wait, can we talk about this? I want to talk about two things, actually. First of all, I want to talk about how you took me to your friend's wedding as your plus one.

Was I your date? Did you have a girl there or was I your date? No, I had a girl there. Wait, can we talk about this? I want to talk about two things, actually. First of all, I want to talk about how you took me to your friend's wedding as your plus one.

And you didn't tell them I was coming. Yes. So I showed up. It's a small wedding. And then they didn't know I was coming. And I didn't know any of the people there. And they had you sitting at the front table. And they just didn't have a place for me. So I had to sit in the back with people I had never met in my life.

And you didn't tell them I was coming. Yes. So I showed up. It's a small wedding. And then they didn't know I was coming. And I didn't know any of the people there. And they had you sitting at the front table. And they just didn't have a place for me. So I had to sit in the back with people I had never met in my life.

Yeah, somebody did. Oh, man. Dude, I went to the bathroom. We were in Spain. We're in Portugal. That's true. We were in Portugal and Sintra. That's what I was thinking. And we went to this old house. It was a beautiful wedding. And I sat on this toilet trying to probably just get somewhere to have some quiet time. Yeah, the poop or whatever they call it over there.

Yeah, somebody did. Oh, man. Dude, I went to the bathroom. We were in Spain. We're in Portugal. That's true. We were in Portugal and Sintra. That's what I was thinking. And we went to this old house. It was a beautiful wedding. And I sat on this toilet trying to probably just get somewhere to have some quiet time. Yeah, the poop or whatever they call it over there.

Dude, oh my god. That was – Yeah, that was – It was very bizarre.

Dude, oh my god. That was – Yeah, that was – It was very bizarre.

Yeah. That was fun. And the other thing I want to talk to you about is, dude, you got to stop – I don't know if you're doing it as a joke or you're trying to be nice. Stop sending me your old clothes. Oh, yeah. I'll get a package from you, and every time it's just some old shirts you don't want anymore. I can tell that they're like your bad shirts. They're not even nice shirts.

Yeah. That was fun. And the other thing I want to talk to you about is, dude, you got to stop – I don't know if you're doing it as a joke or you're trying to be nice. Stop sending me your old clothes. Oh, yeah. I'll get a package from you, and every time it's just some old shirts you don't want anymore. I can tell that they're like your bad shirts. They're not even nice shirts.

You bought me one nice shirt, and the rest of them are just your shitty old shirts.

You bought me one nice shirt, and the rest of them are just your shitty old shirts.

They're like holes in them. Did you go through all of them? You got me one nice shirt, a red shirt that says hot sauce on it.

They're like holes in them. Did you go through all of them? You got me one nice shirt, a red shirt that says hot sauce on it.

That is my best shirt from you. It's a great shirt. There are some other real. And they're larges. I can't even... They're not even knife size. You just... I just picture you'd be like, get rid of that. And someone would be like, do you want to throw them away? You'd be like, nah, send them to Caleb. Send them to Caleb's house so he can throw them away.

That is my best shirt from you. It's a great shirt. There are some other real. And they're larges. I can't even... They're not even knife size. You just... I just picture you'd be like, get rid of that. And someone would be like, do you want to throw them away? You'd be like, nah, send them to Caleb. Send them to Caleb's house so he can throw them away.

You should do a kiss cam. Oh yeah. You should do a kiss cam. And then we'd go to a hot lady and go with just consuming her.

You should do a kiss cam. Oh yeah. You should do a kiss cam. And then we'd go to a hot lady and go with just consuming her.

Not addicted. Are you a sex addict? No.

Not addicted. Are you a sex addict? No.

Okay. Whoa. Good God, bro. Slow down. Do you think you have any kids? Or do you think that, is that something you're interested in doing? Eventually, yeah.

Okay. Whoa. Good God, bro. Slow down. Do you think you have any kids? Or do you think that, is that something you're interested in doing? Eventually, yeah.

I can't remember. I can't remember. Dude, you know what I always think about is how when I was growing up, you kind of have people who maybe from your high school or whatever, just people you're growing up with in your town who get pregnant in high school. And then at the time, I would look at them, and I looked at them like, no, they were bad people, but like, wow, what idiots. Yes.

I can't remember. I can't remember. Dude, you know what I always think about is how when I was growing up, you kind of have people who maybe from your high school or whatever, just people you're growing up with in your town who get pregnant in high school. And then at the time, I would look at them, and I looked at them like, no, they were bad people, but like, wow, what idiots. Yes.

Which obviously they probably wish they didn't, but- All they did was do the same thing every single other person's doing. Every single person's doing that. And then all that happens is one of them gets unlucky and then you're like, idiot. That's how I was. I've changed my stance on that.

Which obviously they probably wish they didn't, but- All they did was do the same thing every single other person's doing. Every single person's doing that. And then all that happens is one of them gets unlucky and then you're like, idiot. That's how I was. I've changed my stance on that.

Yeah. And he still opens it. It does feel like those are the people a lot of the times who do have high school children.

Yeah. And he still opens it. It does feel like those are the people a lot of the times who do have high school children.

No, no, I don't miss it. Do you feel like it's affected your testosterone?

No, no, I don't miss it. Do you feel like it's affected your testosterone?

Wow. In a negative way or positive?

Wow. In a negative way or positive?

It is crazy. There's a cold plunge place by my house. It's like you just saw in a cold plunge. You go there, and then the guy is like, hey, do you want some testosterone or anything like that? No, dude. I don't even want to get in this fucking cold tub. I don't want testosterone. I do want it, dude. I do. Honestly, I would love to see what it would be like. People say they feel so much better.

It is crazy. There's a cold plunge place by my house. It's like you just saw in a cold plunge. You go there, and then the guy is like, hey, do you want some testosterone or anything like that? No, dude. I don't even want to get in this fucking cold tub. I don't want testosterone. I do want it, dude. I do. Honestly, I would love to see what it would be like. People say they feel so much better.

I feel my stance on this is I actually don't have a problem with it. I don't understand why, if you're a young girl, you'd want to be with an old man. Yeah. But I don't understand a lot of stuff people do. But if she's 20 and they're consenting adults, like I have no problem with an older dude who's single. I would try to get a younger girl too.

I feel my stance on this is I actually don't have a problem with it. I don't understand why, if you're a young girl, you'd want to be with an old man. Yeah. But I don't understand a lot of stuff people do. But if she's 20 and they're consenting adults, like I have no problem with an older dude who's single. I would try to get a younger girl too.

I'm not going to try to get 70, a five-year-old woman. Well, first of all, you're single.

I'm not going to try to get 70, a five-year-old woman. Well, first of all, you're single.

Dude, I saw a comment on – this is random. I saw a comment on our video we just did on Sunday Conversation that said me and you have the exact opposite facial hair. I'm looking at you thinking about it right now.

Dude, I saw a comment on – this is random. I saw a comment on our video we just did on Sunday Conversation that said me and you have the exact opposite facial hair. I'm looking at you thinking about it right now.

He seems super happy. Look at him, though.

He seems super happy. Look at him, though.

dave portnoy has a good theory on this um dave's theory is that he has no idea what's going on like in terms of how we're all perceiving this and like social media about it he's like his theory is that dave belichick is not on his phone and this doesn't have any clue what's happening right so he's just enjoying his life he's just like going about his life loving his life because i think she probably posts all his social media and stuff for him and so of course she's going to post pictures of only her yeah i would too yeah

dave portnoy has a good theory on this um dave's theory is that he has no idea what's going on like in terms of how we're all perceiving this and like social media about it he's like his theory is that dave belichick is not on his phone and this doesn't have any clue what's happening right so he's just enjoying his life he's just like going about his life loving his life because i think she probably posts all his social media and stuff for him and so of course she's going to post pictures of only her yeah i would too yeah

Yeah, my parents have a big difference, too. Yeah, totally. I mean, this is a huge difference. I don't know how many years difference is it. I also changed my...

Yeah, my parents have a big difference, too. Yeah, totally. I mean, this is a huge difference. I don't know how many years difference is it. I also changed my...

probably 50 years bro no raleigh mall 24 and 74 i believe that's 50 no bro that is 50 man i just crunched the numbers i don't know if those are the actual ages but that is 50 what do you say to people who say that's 50 dude but i the only thing is i change my opinions a lot so this could be outdated like i'll change my opinion on this tomorrow dude all i'm saying is the portal is open for old men and young women he this is the i mean the portal's open now

probably 50 years bro no raleigh mall 24 and 74 i believe that's 50 no bro that is 50 man i just crunched the numbers i don't know if those are the actual ages but that is 50 what do you say to people who say that's 50 dude but i the only thing is i change my opinions a lot so this could be outdated like i'll change my opinion on this tomorrow dude all i'm saying is the portal is open for old men and young women he this is the i mean the portal's open now

And it's probably easier than ever to meet them. There's so many apps and stuff where you can. And girls seem to be really attracted to guys who have money and guys who are successful. And they don't seem to care about looks. And it doesn't seem like they care about age as much. Is that true? Is that crazy to say?

And it's probably easier than ever to meet them. There's so many apps and stuff where you can. And girls seem to be really attracted to guys who have money and guys who are successful. And they don't seem to care about looks. And it doesn't seem like they care about age as much. Is that true? Is that crazy to say?

Close. That's a lot. I mean, dude, that means that this is a dumb thing to say, but that means he was 49 when she was born. that's pretty old for your wife to be born. Yeah.

Close. That's a lot. I mean, dude, that means that this is a dumb thing to say, but that means he was 49 when she was born. that's pretty old for your wife to be born. Yeah.

I might change. I don't know if it's cool anymore, dude. That's a big difference, man.

I might change. I don't know if it's cool anymore, dude. That's a big difference, man.

Dude, if he just needs to recruit some, pay these players, man. Yeah. Pay these guys. We should have got Nico when he left Tennessee. We should have paid him.

Dude, if he just needs to recruit some, pay these players, man. Yeah. Pay these guys. We should have got Nico when he left Tennessee. We should have paid him.

What makes someone go into wanting to deal with dead bodies? I have people in my family who do that, so I'm not hating. They work in cremation? They work in funeral parlors. They work with dead bodies. That's a weird thing, I think, to want to go into. It's like, how do you end up being like, I think what I want to do in my life is touch, dead bodies all the time. Weird.

What makes someone go into wanting to deal with dead bodies? I have people in my family who do that, so I'm not hating. They work in cremation? They work in funeral parlors. They work with dead bodies. That's a weird thing, I think, to want to go into. It's like, how do you end up being like, I think what I want to do in my life is touch, dead bodies all the time. Weird.

But they're also in my family, so also cool.

But they're also in my family, so also cool.

Really? Yeah. I just don't want to take it. Have you been fasting? Have you still been fasting? You were fasting when we shot Sunday. Oh, good.

Really? Yeah. I just don't want to take it. Have you been fasting? Have you still been fasting? You were fasting when we shot Sunday. Oh, good.

No.

No.

You don't? I believe it does clean you up. I don't believe that you feel good. People are like, yeah, you start feeling amazing after three days. I bet you're hungry. Oh, yeah, you're hungry, but I think you feel kind of a little bit keen. I saw a thing the other day that a guy lived for a long, you can pull this up, the guy lived on just sunlight for over a year. He didn't eat for over a year.

You don't? I believe it does clean you up. I don't believe that you feel good. People are like, yeah, you start feeling amazing after three days. I bet you're hungry. Oh, yeah, you're hungry, but I think you feel kind of a little bit keen. I saw a thing the other day that a guy lived for a long, you can pull this up, the guy lived on just sunlight for over a year. He didn't eat for over a year.

He was looking at the sun.

He was looking at the sun.

And he stopped pooping, too.

And he stopped pooping, too.

How do you do that? You're not supposed to do that. Or is that just another lie? They tell you not to look at the sun.

How do you do that? You're not supposed to do that. Or is that just another lie? They tell you not to look at the sun.

A lot of areas, dude. But I think with that wood, I guess you'd have to build up a tolerance to it. You start looking at it when it's small in the morning, and then over days and days, you can just look for the mid-days. Beam that bitch out in the middle of the day.

A lot of areas, dude. But I think with that wood, I guess you'd have to build up a tolerance to it. You start looking at it when it's small in the morning, and then over days and days, you can just look for the mid-days. Beam that bitch out in the middle of the day.

He only lived until 85, which is a good number. It's a good life. He put up a good game, but that's not 100%.

He only lived until 85, which is a good number. It's a good life. He put up a good game, but that's not 100%.

Where is this going?

Where is this going?

Is that your team now? Wait, what were you going to tell me? That has nothing to do with what you said. Oh, how long do you want to live for? No, you said I'm going to tell you a few things. Listen up.

Is that your team now? Wait, what were you going to tell me? That has nothing to do with what you said. Oh, how long do you want to live for? No, you said I'm going to tell you a few things. Listen up.

How old is she now?

How old is she now?

you'll never know because you won't really see them. You can't see their skin, but under there it does look better, but you just can't see it. Right, you just can't see it.

you'll never know because you won't really see them. You can't see their skin, but under there it does look better, but you just can't see it. Right, you just can't see it.

Who decides? You decide what you want to look like or I can decide what you look like?

Who decides? You decide what you want to look like or I can decide what you look like?

I'm sorry, dude. Don't say that kind of stuff. I just feel like I let you down today, man. Man. I don't think you did at all. I think it's a really good episode.

I'm sorry, dude. Don't say that kind of stuff. I just feel like I let you down today, man. Man. I don't think you did at all. I think it's a really good episode.

I think you're going to have to cut out a lot. I am.

I think you're going to have to cut out a lot. I am.

Yeah. Have you kept up with, because we went to the game. Yeah.

Yeah. Have you kept up with, because we went to the game. Yeah.

I've heard that. I don't know if that's true. They dress white guys up like women. Anyone who's trying to... They dress... Those guys are... Everyone looks like women at the Met Gala. That's a good point. Do you know what you think? Would you go to something like that? I've always thought about that. Like, not that I would ever... If you and me went, I would go.

I've heard that. I don't know if that's true. They dress white guys up like women. Anyone who's trying to... They dress... Those guys are... Everyone looks like women at the Met Gala. That's a good point. Do you know what you think? Would you go to something like that? I've always thought about that. Like, not that I would ever... If you and me went, I would go.

Yeah, it feels like a weird type of like almost like celebrity worship where it's like too much. I don't know. It kind of weirds me out to be honest with you.

Yeah, it feels like a weird type of like almost like celebrity worship where it's like too much. I don't know. It kind of weirds me out to be honest with you.

I think it's harder to get into Alabama now because of football being good. Because they have more people who want to go, so they can have smart people down in Alabama now.

I think it's harder to get into Alabama now because of football being good. Because they have more people who want to go, so they can have smart people down in Alabama now.

Not that they weren't.

Not that they weren't.

But they weren't. Right.

But they weren't. Right.

back in the day that happened to Appalachian State too but where I'm from Appalachian State won like three national championships in a row and then they had so many more applicants after they beat Michigan that school went from kind of like just anyone could kind of get into like a competitive school like quadrupled their people who tried to go to App State it's like a nice school now but that Tuscaloosa has the best set up of any because I did that tour

back in the day that happened to Appalachian State too but where I'm from Appalachian State won like three national championships in a row and then they had so many more applicants after they beat Michigan that school went from kind of like just anyone could kind of get into like a competitive school like quadrupled their people who tried to go to App State it's like a nice school now but that Tuscaloosa has the best set up of any because I did that tour

When I first graduated college, the first thing I did was like two years on the road living on a bus going to colleges. Yeah. We just went to every college and just partied. That was my job for like two years. And Tuscaloosa is the nicest one. They got that perfect setup. They got the stadium.

When I first graduated college, the first thing I did was like two years on the road living on a bus going to colleges. Yeah. We just went to every college and just partied. That was my job for like two years. And Tuscaloosa is the nicest one. They got that perfect setup. They got the stadium.

No way.

No way.

Yeah, it was crazy. You're kind of one of those guys that switch up. You were supposed to be a Tennessee fan, but I don't have a lot of faith in you at all.

Yeah, it was crazy. You're kind of one of those guys that switch up. You were supposed to be a Tennessee fan, but I don't have a lot of faith in you at all.

It's not even close. It's not even close.

It's not even close. It's not even close.

It's not even close. ACC basketball is awesome, but SEC basketball is awesome now.

It's not even close. ACC basketball is awesome, but SEC basketball is awesome now.

Where like Carolina, we had like 33 sports. And so they just dump all that money. Because only sports that make any money are men's basketball and football. All the rest of the sports lose money. And so if they only have 13 sports, they can take all that money and just dump them right back into the good ones. Whereas you got to spread it all out at like Stanford has like 33 sports.

Where like Carolina, we had like 33 sports. And so they just dump all that money. Because only sports that make any money are men's basketball and football. All the rest of the sports lose money. And so if they only have 13 sports, they can take all that money and just dump them right back into the good ones. Whereas you got to spread it all out at like Stanford has like 33 sports.

They got like fencing and fucking everything, you know.

They got like fencing and fucking everything, you know.

I feel like they play the Chicago Sky every game. Doesn't it feel like that? I don't know if that's just the only time they publicize that they're playing, but they play... Every time I look, it's Angel Reese and Kaitlin Clark. It's like...

I feel like they play the Chicago Sky every game. Doesn't it feel like that? I don't know if that's just the only time they publicize that they're playing, but they play... Every time I look, it's Angel Reese and Kaitlin Clark. It's like...

Am I messing it up?

Am I messing it up?

She was cool.

She was cool.

We should go to an Indiana Fever game. That would be really fun. That would be really fun.

We should go to an Indiana Fever game. That would be really fun. That would be really fun.

That was fun. We should do another, we should do, have you thought, you asked me this at the beginning of the interview, but have you thought about doing like other stuff? Like whether it's like video, I mean, obviously you're doing a lot of standups, you're busy, but, and you're podcasting a lot, so you're busy, but. like other videos type things.

That was fun. We should do another, we should do, have you thought, you asked me this at the beginning of the interview, but have you thought about doing like other stuff? Like whether it's like video, I mean, obviously you're doing a lot of standups, you're busy, but, and you're podcasting a lot, so you're busy, but. like other videos type things.

Dang. That's still a good idea. That would still crush. It would be really fun.

Dang. That's still a good idea. That would still crush. It would be really fun.

I reached out to some people about that, but we just never followed through on a lot of our ideas.

I reached out to some people about that, but we just never followed through on a lot of our ideas.

Yeah, we should do, I would love to do something like, even if it's a one-off, not even like a series or something, just like something just weird and different and fun.

Yeah, we should do, I would love to do something like, even if it's a one-off, not even like a series or something, just like something just weird and different and fun.

Dude, even doing Drewski's show, like we shot that for one week, but it was the most fun thing. One, because it was hilarious, but also just like, it was new and like a novel stimuli to just get out there and do something completely different.

Dude, even doing Drewski's show, like we shot that for one week, but it was the most fun thing. One, because it was hilarious, but also just like, it was new and like a novel stimuli to just get out there and do something completely different.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, you do it right. I like how you, when you tour, at least you go to like unique places in America. You're not going like Atlanta, Chicago. You hit those places, but you also go see. You've seen probably more of America than anybody. Because every weekend you're in like the randomest city in the world.

Well, you do it right. I like how you, when you tour, at least you go to like unique places in America. You're not going like Atlanta, Chicago. You hit those places, but you also go see. You've seen probably more of America than anybody. Because every weekend you're in like the randomest city in the world.

Is that your number one secret city? La Crosse, Wisconsin. La Crosse, Wisconsin. What's from there? I've never heard of that. Is that the capital of Wisconsin?

Is that your number one secret city? La Crosse, Wisconsin. La Crosse, Wisconsin. What's from there? I've never heard of that. Is that the capital of Wisconsin?

Have you seen the stats on the alcohol in Wisconsin? I bet it's a lot. They love drinking. Oh, yeah. It's the drunkest place in the world. Really? Yeah. And I made that up.

Have you seen the stats on the alcohol in Wisconsin? I bet it's a lot. They love drinking. Oh, yeah. It's the drunkest place in the world. Really? Yeah. And I made that up.

No. There is going to be a really good episode out of this. You're just going to have to cut the parts that sucked out. But I think we got a solid hour in 15 minutes, and we probably had 50 minutes of bullshit.

No. There is going to be a really good episode out of this. You're just going to have to cut the parts that sucked out. But I think we got a solid hour in 15 minutes, and we probably had 50 minutes of bullshit.

What did you say when we were hunting and you were talking about, you're never going to remember. You said the funniest thing about, you had a full joke you were going to put in your stand-up.

What did you say when we were hunting and you were talking about, you're never going to remember. You said the funniest thing about, you had a full joke you were going to put in your stand-up.

You always say that, though. You're like, let me say that, and then I can't. Oh, yeah. And then we forget about it. You should have started writing stuff down. You do. You write stuff down.

You always say that, though. You're like, let me say that, and then I can't. Oh, yeah. And then we forget about it. You should have started writing stuff down. You do. You write stuff down.

Yep, my contract ran out at the end of last year, so January 1. Me, Glenny Balls came with me, and then I have a producer, Kelsey, and then editor and shooter, Tom. So they're my little company, and then we have the same freelance people that we always work with. So we really have a team of seven that's kind of like our little squad. Yeah.

Yep, my contract ran out at the end of last year, so January 1. Me, Glenny Balls came with me, and then I have a producer, Kelsey, and then editor and shooter, Tom. So they're my little company, and then we have the same freelance people that we always work with. So we really have a team of seven that's kind of like our little squad. Yeah.

We did it in the exact same location, in chairs.

We did it in the exact same location, in chairs.

We just did Morgan Wallen. I don't know when this comes out, but we did Morgan yesterday. That'll come out this weekend, so I don't know if this is coming out.

We just did Morgan Wallen. I don't know when this comes out, but we did Morgan yesterday. That'll come out this weekend, so I don't know if this is coming out.

We just did Luka. Oh, Luka, huh? Yeah, bounced from the playoffs right after.

We just did Luka. Oh, Luka, huh? Yeah, bounced from the playoffs right after.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Bad. But, dude, he's still making, I mean, it's hard to feel bad for someone who's making, whatever, $97 million the next two years. But I think he lost out on like $116 million.

Bad. But, dude, he's still making, I mean, it's hard to feel bad for someone who's making, whatever, $97 million the next two years. But I think he lost out on like $116 million.

Yeah, you'd never have to go back with that amount. You'd never have to see Slovenia again with $116 million. Free at last. Free at last.

Yeah, you'd never have to go back with that amount. You'd never have to see Slovenia again with $116 million. Free at last. Free at last.

No, it's been good. I've enjoyed. It's kind of the same thing I was doing when I was at Barstool. I mean, it's pretty much exactly the same thing. Just doing Sunday Conversation. Plus, I'm like, I did Drewski's show, which was fun. Just like one-off kind of collaboration.

No, it's been good. I've enjoyed. It's kind of the same thing I was doing when I was at Barstool. I mean, it's pretty much exactly the same thing. Just doing Sunday Conversation. Plus, I'm like, I did Drewski's show, which was fun. Just like one-off kind of collaboration.

Yeah, she's from Memphis. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's great. She's pregnant, too. Is she pregnant? She's pregnant, and a lot of people don't know if it's Drewskies or not. No way. Yeah, I also don't know. I don't think it is. It's probably not. But also, I don't know Drewski that well.

Yeah, she's from Memphis. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's great. She's pregnant, too. Is she pregnant? She's pregnant, and a lot of people don't know if it's Drewskies or not. No way. Yeah, I also don't know. I don't think it is. It's probably not. But also, I don't know Drewski that well.

Yeah, I met his parents, and they're both black, and I still have been hearing that.

Yeah, I met his parents, and they're both black, and I still have been hearing that.

Yeah. Dude, one of his parents will even be like, I think he's meh.

Yeah. Dude, one of his parents will even be like, I think he's meh.

Dude, he is so, so funny. Oh. He has such a unique... I didn't even really understand until hanging out with him the uniqueness of his humor and sense of humor. Yeah. He has an incredible sense of humor. Like, he can just tell... Even when he was setting stuff up for a show, like, he's just off the cuff. He doesn't like playing shit really, but... The way he would set up things.

Dude, he is so, so funny. Oh. He has such a unique... I didn't even really understand until hanging out with him the uniqueness of his humor and sense of humor. Yeah. He has an incredible sense of humor. Like, he can just tell... Even when he was setting stuff up for a show, like, he's just off the cuff. He doesn't like playing shit really, but... The way he would set up things.

He's like, we're just going to go out there and freelance it. Or not freelance it. Go off the top of our heads. But there needs to be this, this to create this tension or whatever he wanted to set up. Shit I had never really thought about before. Just really smart. A good sense of humor.

He's like, we're just going to go out there and freelance it. Or not freelance it. Go off the top of our heads. But there needs to be this, this to create this tension or whatever he wanted to set up. Shit I had never really thought about before. Just really smart. A good sense of humor.

No, she is right there.

No, she is right there.

Dude, this show, they had the funniest girls on this show. Yeah, she looks a little bit like Glenn Big Baby, you know? Yeah, pull up a picture of Glenn Big Baby in jail. I want to know how these guys take so many photos while they're in jail.

Dude, this show, they had the funniest girls on this show. Yeah, she looks a little bit like Glenn Big Baby, you know? Yeah, pull up a picture of Glenn Big Baby in jail. I want to know how these guys take so many photos while they're in jail.

I went for – we stormed a court. In Connecticut at a UConn game.

And they were upset that we didn't even get to storm it. We were going to try to storm it.

No, it wasn't that one. It was just a basketball game. I think it's a ranked opponent.

No, dude. I thought you had the wrong sport.

You thought Dwayne Wade versus Mike? Dude, I know my court cases. Don't say that. We got arrested. I forgot about that. But we just went to jail for a couple minutes. Oh, yeah. And when we came out of jail, people were outside cheering for us.

Seriously. It was like a movie. We didn't even have it filmed, but it was amazing.

Is that Greta? Yeah. Dude, pull her. I just want to know what age she is. That's really all I want to know.

She's 22 years old? Yeah.

Yeah.

She seems like maybe – she seems like – no. That's my vote. What do you think?

She just seems like, I don't know. Hey, I'm just saying, dude, look.

Was it guys and girls in Mississippi jail? Or just guys?

Did you make that up? Is that a real person? I'm talking about the future is ours.

You texted me the other day. You said, hey, man, did you die? What did you say? I don't know. Your texts are hilarious. You're a funny guy. You're my funniest friend.

I know who I've been ducking on accident is Bizzle.

On accident.

Every time I come to Nashville, I'm like, let's get some food. He's like, all right, I'm down. It's hard, dude. It's so hard, dude.

You have work. And you're there for it. It's not on vacation. You're there for work. And you get tired after work. Oh, yeah, dude. Bad mood after work. Oh, yeah. Dude, talk about bombing. Sometimes I bomb.

On my work. Sometimes I feel like I do. On your show?

I don't know if this is public or not, but I guess it's about to be. She bought somebody a Hellcat. She won $50,000. She did? And I think she spent it all, but she got a Hellcat out of it. And it wasn't even for her. She's really a nice person. She was thinking about other people. She's so funny. First of all, I do want to say that. She's so funny.

All these girls, not all of them, most of these girls, they casted these girls.

i think she had we had uh he had a mini me just got a mini me on set and i think he and her also uh linked up so that could be his child as well oh hell yeah they gonna give birth to a little ottoman oh bro god she is beautiful though um

It's good to see you. No, what's been going on with me? Dude, just running this company is not... I wouldn't say it's hard, and I do enjoy it. I wouldn't say it's easy or hard, but it's time-consuming. So I've been working, I wouldn't say really hard, I would say really... Really often. Really often. Figuring out how to just organize basic stuff that I just have no clue what I'm doing.

And probably making a lot of mistakes and stuff like that. Oh. Do you handle that kind of stuff for your business?

I look bad the last time I saw you. I wouldn't say that. I look horrible.

I have an editor, Tom, who's great, but we've worked together for so many years now, and we correspond. I mean, we go through notes and notes, and it's a huge process. And even he, if he was left to his own devices, he would do a great job on the episode. It would be great. Maybe people wouldn't even know, but I would, to me... It's like, I would, there's certain things.

I just like him the way I like him. And he's great. Cause he's like, he doesn't have an ego. I feel like a lot of everyone has egos. I mean, he's just like a nice gym of a person, but when you're corresponding in on some creative and I'm giving notes, do this, do this. It would be really easy to be offended. He's a really creative guy.

So it's like if you're a creative person, you have your own ideas of how you want things done. And he has his own ideas. He can provide those. But then he also doesn't get butthurt if I'm saying I don't think that's good, which is I think it's such a rare find.

Some days are not my best days.

Yep. No one appreciates. They're like the long snappers of media.

I'm just not with you on most.

The one thing that can be your whole life can get you just into one thing, one moment. Yeah, I was thinking about that yesterday. Well, this is actually a bad example, but I was thinking about it. I was reading an article from a while back. It was about Morgan Wong because I was getting ready for his episode. And there's a part in it with P. Diddy.

And P. Diddy at the time was like, yo, we've got to stop.

canceling people he was like vouching for uh wall he's like we gotta start stop canceling people we gotta give people second chances he was like saying like everything that like probably he hoped he was he probably knew he was doing some bad shit he was like putting it starting to spread the word like we gotta make sure we can't just like look upon people negatively i was like damn but you do one bad thing he probably did you know a few times or whatever but

Yeah, it's fucking cool, dude. I got it for Chica Cheetah, which is...

That's how people know you. Probably forever.

Would you? I don't know. I mean, just being at dinner for too long stresses me out. I get to do my thing now is I'll get to check before the food comes.

Because you can stay in the restaurant once you pay as long as you want. Yeah. But you can't leave if you don't pay. Yep. Bring the check first.

I don't understand people who are dumb. At least 20%, I feel like that's... Yeah. I get the argument, I guess, for people being like, well, they didn't do anything. But at the same time, like, that's their job. Yeah, you knew when you went in there. You, yeah, like... It's kind of on you that you're paying them for nothing.

I know. Every time you wrap up, everyone's like, uh...

yeah because i don't shoot it like this i don't shoot like a free-flowing conversation because i know how it's going to edit so i just like that's a waste of time to even do all those uh segues and in middlemen parts of the conversation i skip right to the meat yeah it's a very awkward conversation oh it's a good point you just you do skip right to the meat dude um what do you yeah do you think diddy what do you think happened there

Oh, it gets into their skin? Yeah. Is that really a thing? Stuff can go into your body through your body? I don't know, buddy. Because think about all the things that go on your skin. Oh, totally. I mean, like is my shirt going into my skin? Yeah.

The anus thing with the anus and the scrotum or whatever are getting shorter.

I don't know. I just listened to Joe Rogan say that. The perineum or whatever it's called?

I'd call it a beach, dude. I've never thought about that in my life. I never thought there'd be about a beach in Louisiana.

No, it's not, dude. Dude, keep believing in yourself.

We're doing good. You're right. We're doing good. We just haven't talked about anything important. Yeah, that's kind of it, I guess. We haven't said anything really of any significance.

We haven't said anything.

Yeah. Well, the thing that was how Barstool was set up was Dave is very hands-off. So he doesn't tell you what you should be doing. When you start doing what you're doing, he doesn't talk to you. You really just go complete non-communication with him 100% of the time. What that culture breeds, I think, is like a...

It's peanut. Peanut flavored tequila.

kind of an entrepreneurial spirit, I guess, the people who are successful there at Barstool, because you have to be. And they have the resources. Obviously, they're taking the risk on you by paying your salary because they're going to pay you if your content sucks or if your brand loses the brand deal or whatever. Like, every two weeks, you're getting paid. So they're taking that chance.

Peanut flavored tequila. Peanut butter.

And obviously, if you do well, they have the upside. Facts. But... it's really, it's a place where I was able to kind of, they gave me the resources, but I was able to kind of build out, you know, I started working with Tom, who's my editor, and we worked together for years, Developed a camaraderie. My producer, Kelsey, who you've met, like we started working together, developed camaraderie.

So we had to make my own little business inside of Barstool. Right. So going out and doing my own thing really was pretty much exactly the same because I already had my business inside of Barstool, inside of the bigger business. Oh, yeah. But I would like to do some other stuff outside of Sunday Conversation. I don't know what. I mean, how was your movie experience?

I've heard that it's kind of boring shooting a movie. Oh, yeah. It's boring. I like the revolutions I can do on Sunday. I can put out one Sunday a week. It's a lot of work to get it out once a week, but we can do it. And then it's like you move on to the next thing. If you had a stinker, you can still move on and have a good one the next week. And things happen so fast now, too.

How I even consume, how everyone consumes content is like,

Dude, it's super funny talking about Mexican people. We went down there to tequila for it and... To tequila the city.

I do feel like especially Twitter X, especially X feeds me stuff I don't want to see. Like the algorithm, it builds out. Just like you're saying, if you like do doom scrolling or whatever, you're on your phone for too long. It's not that long before you're seeing stuff. I don't relate to it at all.

Racism. At least on Instagram, if you do it for a long time, you end up with boobs.

If you stay on Instagram for a long time, you end up at boobs.

No. Tequila. It's a city. Guadalajara is the... It's just a neighboring city that you fly into. But then you go to tequila. And at that place, they don't eat peanut butter. And they don't know how to dap either. They don't know how to dap you up? No, dude. Mexican people, if you do this to them, they have no clue what you're doing. That's crazy. They have no idea.

Dude, I feel so bad for the kids growing up. How much porn? Dude, you don't have a choice in life if you want to watch porn.

It's insane.

That's nuts. But there's so much money, and I guess if you just want to make money, you don't care about anything else in the world besides making money.

An axle.

You know that on your, today when I was coming over to the house, on your Google Maps is your truck. Like it shows your house and it shows your truck and it shows you in it. Nuh-uh. You're on your Google Maps. Really? If you type in your address, which we won't say. We won't say. You're on there. Someone's just coming by taking pics.

How was Bridgestone doing two nights there? Or two shows? That's awesome. Or does it feel just like a normal show? I'm just asking because it's here in Nashville.

I'm not saying Mexican-Americans who live here now, they probably can dap fine. Those are called chicanos. They can probably dap fine. But when you go down there, it's just not a thing.

And you're going up against Metallica.

Yeah. Which is pretty good.

Oh, man. You're right about that, dude. I got to come see you in. I got to come watch you in Cork.

That was fun.

He lives in, I think Nantucket, or obviously Chapel Hill now. Okay, North Florida or whatever.

Yeah, and it's kind of crazy. I mean, it's like... People are talking about the program, so that's a positive, right? Well, to me, college football is 100,000% about the players. I mean, all football is, but especially college football. And I think him coming, we got a big budget increase for what we were willing to give. NIL players or the NIL money for like guys to recruits.

So you think boosters followed him? I think that we really raised a lot of money. I don't know what the figure is, but I want to say it was like 30 million bucks or something. It was like kind of like the, and I don't know if that includes the coaches or what, but it was, it was a huge figure that you would think we would be able to go out and get like five star quarterback, five star, whatever.

And I haven't seen us signing any five stars yet. Hmm. But that could just be the period of the year we're in. And my thing is if he signs those five stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend. And if he doesn't sign those five stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend because we're going to be asked no matter what his girlfriend says. I mean, that's the truth.

Dude, we have to sign good players and pay them. Dude, I thought that Nico, I'm a Tennessee football fan for college. I mean, obviously I played at Carolina, so I root for Carolina as well. But Tennessee is who I grew up on. And they didn't pay Nico, or that's a story. They didn't pay their quarterback. He wanted like $4 million as a story, and they're giving him two.

And so they said, get out of here. I think it's crazy. I think pay him. Everyone was on Tennessee's side. Right. Everyone thought Nico's an idiot. And maybe that's true. But to me, I would have liked to see Tennessee just pay up. He's a freshman. He took you. His real freshman year, he beat Clemson in the first time he ever played in the Orange Bowl or something. Yeah.

And then last year was his redshirt freshman year. He took Tennessee to the playoffs. And this guy's, in my opinion, going to be the number one overall draft pick. And they're talking about $2 million with him. He probably makes $100 million for the university.

Him being on the field, having a good team, playoff competitive. I mean, you've been down there. Oh, it's unbelievable down there.

We haven't done anything. It's insane. They had to fix it. College football is fucked right now.

Dude, they got rid of walk-ons. there's no more walk-ons in college football. Like I was, I walked on to the University of North Carolina and my, you were loitering. They said, I also, one of the, an interview, the former coach said this guy was loitering. Yeah. They hated me while I was there. But dude, there's no walk-ons anymore.

Like our team, our best, maybe not our best players, but our team captain, some of our best players were walk-ons. Like I came in with the, my class of, of fellow guys, every single one of them went on to win a scholarship, get a scholarship. A lot of them went to NFL.

And it's like they were like the meat of the team or the glue of the team. And they don't even have that anymore because they had to cut the roster down. They got to pay all these guys. And that's sad to me.

I think, dude, I think Mexican people are probably the most liked group of people. For sure. I don't know anyone who doesn't like Mexican people.

I really don't think they even take walk-ons. I think it's a – The death of the walk-on athletes.

Yeah. It is sad, man. Oh, it is. It definitely takes away a lot of the heart of it. Well, dude, also, I just had such an awesome, positive experience being in the locker room for four years with the same guys, going through it. You have these big aspirational dreams you're going to make to see the field. Yeah. Never see the field. But I had a great time. And that doesn't happen anymore.

Not only because there's not walk-ons, but also because why would you cultivate a backup if you're the coach? If he's just about to transfer on your ass as soon as the season's over. Your starter's probably going to transfer. These guys are playing on a different team every year. Sometimes two teams per year. So, like, there's no country. There's no locker room vibe.

They're all just, like, trying to get the cash. There has to be a way. People are acting like, well, we had it better back then, and now it's, like, totally destroyed. It's like, is there no creative problem solving to figure out how we can get these guys some cash? And also, like, is there no middle ground here that we can work with? Like, can we just, okay, you have to stay. You can sit out.

The argument has always been you can't transfer. Yeah. And then you have to sit out a year. That's how it used to be. Now you can transfer and play immediately. I think you should have to sit out a year. Yeah, because that'll hold them off. That's how it used to be.

Yeah. And then the argument against it was, well, coaches can just leave, and then you're left with a coach that you didn't really sign up to play for. Well, then make an exception. And if that's a coach leaves, then you can go. Then you can do it.

Or when they graduate or when they're done at college. But there just has to be a way, and it does. Sports fans, I mean, I grew up a Tennessee football fan. SEC football, there's no fans like that. Because in the NFL, you can't play for the team or go to the team. In college, you can go to that school. You can... Like, if you're a fan, you went to the school. Yeah. You can't go to the Packers.

You know what I'm saying? Like, you just fucking... You go to the game, but you go to that school. You spent four years of your life there. Like, that's your team.

What's the other one that's like that? Oh, the Hillstone and what's that good restaurant called?

Dude, what's your best fun fact like that? I got a good one. I got a good one, dude. All right, you go. You go.

I love Mexican people. Everyone loves Mexican people. They're hardworking, family people, fun people. I already said family.

Speed bump. Come on. Dude, all right. I got to go on. Okay. All right. Do you know what the – I probably said this to you before. You probably know the answer because I told it to you. But do you know what the number one product – number one top-selling product is at Walmart every single year? Walmart's obviously the biggest store. So best product – biggest product at the biggest store.

Every year it's the same product. They sell the most of it. Oh, my God, girl. I don't know.

Let me give you a hint. Don't look at me like that. All right. So think about like, like evolution or human nature, like what we really, where we come from and what we really like. Um,

Bananas are the number one thing. I just like that fact.

You say what you want, dude. We're buying bananas as our number one purchase.

Yeah, Riley told me before he told you about his coming.

I know that you told me, and I think you've said it publicly now, that you came, right?

Do you ever at a show, like just thinking about someone in the front of their audience, do you ever like look at somebody and be like, get this guy out of here?

So what's happened since then, Riley? Are you back at the not coming? Or now are you just constantly coming?

No. No? And how much came out? I'm not trying to be graphic. Actually, is that too much? I'll tell you this.

So enough to make him really uncomfortable in his current Crocs. Bro, I mean, 25 years, where was it going? Where was it going? Because I know for a fact, I don't care if he's lying or not about that. I think he's lying about everything. But even if he's not lying, I know that the human body makes like 3 billion sperms a day or something crazy. Yeah.

Which means that his body was either not making them, he had a broken body, or he was making those things and they were having to go somewhere. Yeah. Would you poop them out?

That's ejaculating. Yeah. That's cheating. So where was it going? Do you feel like you know where it went, Riley? Could you feel a certain part of your body felt different other than your genitals after you came?

Dude, here's a similar fact. I saw this. I saw that if you hold in a poot for too long, a fart, that it will come out your mouth. Really?

I won't speak for myself. Guys are sick, though. Not me. Huh? What'd you say? Not me. But guys disgust me. They are. Men are disgusting.

But he is a heartthrob. Women are drawn to him. Men want to be like him.

Was I your date? Did you have a girl there or was I your date? No, I had a girl there. Wait, can we talk about this? I want to talk about two things, actually. First of all, I want to talk about how you took me to your friend's wedding as your plus one.

And you didn't tell them I was coming. Yes. So I showed up. It's a small wedding. And then they didn't know I was coming. And I didn't know any of the people there. And they had you sitting at the front table. And they just didn't have a place for me. So I had to sit in the back with people I had never met in my life.

Yeah, somebody did. Oh, man. Dude, I went to the bathroom. We were in Spain. We're in Portugal. That's true. We were in Portugal and Sintra. That's what I was thinking. And we went to this old house. It was a beautiful wedding. And I sat on this toilet trying to probably just get somewhere to have some quiet time. Yeah, the poop or whatever they call it over there.

Dude, oh my god. That was – Yeah, that was – It was very bizarre.

Yeah. That was fun. And the other thing I want to talk to you about is, dude, you got to stop – I don't know if you're doing it as a joke or you're trying to be nice. Stop sending me your old clothes. Oh, yeah. I'll get a package from you, and every time it's just some old shirts you don't want anymore. I can tell that they're like your bad shirts. They're not even nice shirts.

You bought me one nice shirt, and the rest of them are just your shitty old shirts.

They're like holes in them. Did you go through all of them? You got me one nice shirt, a red shirt that says hot sauce on it.

That is my best shirt from you. It's a great shirt. There are some other real. And they're larges. I can't even... They're not even knife size. You just... I just picture you'd be like, get rid of that. And someone would be like, do you want to throw them away? You'd be like, nah, send them to Caleb. Send them to Caleb's house so he can throw them away.

You should do a kiss cam. Oh yeah. You should do a kiss cam. And then we'd go to a hot lady and go with just consuming her.

Not addicted. Are you a sex addict? No.

Okay. Whoa. Good God, bro. Slow down. Do you think you have any kids? Or do you think that, is that something you're interested in doing? Eventually, yeah.

I can't remember. I can't remember. Dude, you know what I always think about is how when I was growing up, you kind of have people who maybe from your high school or whatever, just people you're growing up with in your town who get pregnant in high school. And then at the time, I would look at them, and I looked at them like, no, they were bad people, but like, wow, what idiots. Yes.

Which obviously they probably wish they didn't, but- All they did was do the same thing every single other person's doing. Every single person's doing that. And then all that happens is one of them gets unlucky and then you're like, idiot. That's how I was. I've changed my stance on that.

Yeah. And he still opens it. It does feel like those are the people a lot of the times who do have high school children.

No, no, I don't miss it. Do you feel like it's affected your testosterone?

Wow. In a negative way or positive?

It is crazy. There's a cold plunge place by my house. It's like you just saw in a cold plunge. You go there, and then the guy is like, hey, do you want some testosterone or anything like that? No, dude. I don't even want to get in this fucking cold tub. I don't want testosterone. I do want it, dude. I do. Honestly, I would love to see what it would be like. People say they feel so much better.

I feel my stance on this is I actually don't have a problem with it. I don't understand why, if you're a young girl, you'd want to be with an old man. Yeah. But I don't understand a lot of stuff people do. But if she's 20 and they're consenting adults, like I have no problem with an older dude who's single. I would try to get a younger girl too.

I'm not going to try to get 70, a five-year-old woman. Well, first of all, you're single.

Dude, I saw a comment on – this is random. I saw a comment on our video we just did on Sunday Conversation that said me and you have the exact opposite facial hair. I'm looking at you thinking about it right now.

He seems super happy. Look at him, though.

dave portnoy has a good theory on this um dave's theory is that he has no idea what's going on like in terms of how we're all perceiving this and like social media about it he's like his theory is that dave belichick is not on his phone and this doesn't have any clue what's happening right so he's just enjoying his life he's just like going about his life loving his life because i think she probably posts all his social media and stuff for him and so of course she's going to post pictures of only her yeah i would too yeah

Yeah, my parents have a big difference, too. Yeah, totally. I mean, this is a huge difference. I don't know how many years difference is it. I also changed my...

probably 50 years bro no raleigh mall 24 and 74 i believe that's 50 no bro that is 50 man i just crunched the numbers i don't know if those are the actual ages but that is 50 what do you say to people who say that's 50 dude but i the only thing is i change my opinions a lot so this could be outdated like i'll change my opinion on this tomorrow dude all i'm saying is the portal is open for old men and young women he this is the i mean the portal's open now

And it's probably easier than ever to meet them. There's so many apps and stuff where you can. And girls seem to be really attracted to guys who have money and guys who are successful. And they don't seem to care about looks. And it doesn't seem like they care about age as much. Is that true? Is that crazy to say?

Close. That's a lot. I mean, dude, that means that this is a dumb thing to say, but that means he was 49 when she was born. that's pretty old for your wife to be born. Yeah.

I might change. I don't know if it's cool anymore, dude. That's a big difference, man.

Dude, if he just needs to recruit some, pay these players, man. Yeah. Pay these guys. We should have got Nico when he left Tennessee. We should have paid him.

What makes someone go into wanting to deal with dead bodies? I have people in my family who do that, so I'm not hating. They work in cremation? They work in funeral parlors. They work with dead bodies. That's a weird thing, I think, to want to go into. It's like, how do you end up being like, I think what I want to do in my life is touch, dead bodies all the time. Weird.

But they're also in my family, so also cool.

Really? Yeah. I just don't want to take it. Have you been fasting? Have you still been fasting? You were fasting when we shot Sunday. Oh, good.

No.

You don't? I believe it does clean you up. I don't believe that you feel good. People are like, yeah, you start feeling amazing after three days. I bet you're hungry. Oh, yeah, you're hungry, but I think you feel kind of a little bit keen. I saw a thing the other day that a guy lived for a long, you can pull this up, the guy lived on just sunlight for over a year. He didn't eat for over a year.

He was looking at the sun.

And he stopped pooping, too.

How do you do that? You're not supposed to do that. Or is that just another lie? They tell you not to look at the sun.

A lot of areas, dude. But I think with that wood, I guess you'd have to build up a tolerance to it. You start looking at it when it's small in the morning, and then over days and days, you can just look for the mid-days. Beam that bitch out in the middle of the day.

He only lived until 85, which is a good number. It's a good life. He put up a good game, but that's not 100%.

Where is this going?

Is that your team now? Wait, what were you going to tell me? That has nothing to do with what you said. Oh, how long do you want to live for? No, you said I'm going to tell you a few things. Listen up.

How old is she now?

you'll never know because you won't really see them. You can't see their skin, but under there it does look better, but you just can't see it. Right, you just can't see it.

Who decides? You decide what you want to look like or I can decide what you look like?

I'm sorry, dude. Don't say that kind of stuff. I just feel like I let you down today, man. Man. I don't think you did at all. I think it's a really good episode.

I think you're going to have to cut out a lot. I am.

Yeah. Have you kept up with, because we went to the game. Yeah.

I've heard that. I don't know if that's true. They dress white guys up like women. Anyone who's trying to... They dress... Those guys are... Everyone looks like women at the Met Gala. That's a good point. Do you know what you think? Would you go to something like that? I've always thought about that. Like, not that I would ever... If you and me went, I would go.

Yeah, it feels like a weird type of like almost like celebrity worship where it's like too much. I don't know. It kind of weirds me out to be honest with you.

I think it's harder to get into Alabama now because of football being good. Because they have more people who want to go, so they can have smart people down in Alabama now.

Not that they weren't.

But they weren't. Right.

back in the day that happened to Appalachian State too but where I'm from Appalachian State won like three national championships in a row and then they had so many more applicants after they beat Michigan that school went from kind of like just anyone could kind of get into like a competitive school like quadrupled their people who tried to go to App State it's like a nice school now but that Tuscaloosa has the best set up of any because I did that tour

When I first graduated college, the first thing I did was like two years on the road living on a bus going to colleges. Yeah. We just went to every college and just partied. That was my job for like two years. And Tuscaloosa is the nicest one. They got that perfect setup. They got the stadium.

No way.

Yeah, it was crazy. You're kind of one of those guys that switch up. You were supposed to be a Tennessee fan, but I don't have a lot of faith in you at all.

It's not even close. It's not even close.

It's not even close. ACC basketball is awesome, but SEC basketball is awesome now.

Where like Carolina, we had like 33 sports. And so they just dump all that money. Because only sports that make any money are men's basketball and football. All the rest of the sports lose money. And so if they only have 13 sports, they can take all that money and just dump them right back into the good ones. Whereas you got to spread it all out at like Stanford has like 33 sports.

They got like fencing and fucking everything, you know.

I feel like they play the Chicago Sky every game. Doesn't it feel like that? I don't know if that's just the only time they publicize that they're playing, but they play... Every time I look, it's Angel Reese and Kaitlin Clark. It's like...

Am I messing it up?

She was cool.

We should go to an Indiana Fever game. That would be really fun. That would be really fun.

That was fun. We should do another, we should do, have you thought, you asked me this at the beginning of the interview, but have you thought about doing like other stuff? Like whether it's like video, I mean, obviously you're doing a lot of standups, you're busy, but, and you're podcasting a lot, so you're busy, but. like other videos type things.

Dang. That's still a good idea. That would still crush. It would be really fun.

I reached out to some people about that, but we just never followed through on a lot of our ideas.

Yeah, we should do, I would love to do something like, even if it's a one-off, not even like a series or something, just like something just weird and different and fun.

Dude, even doing Drewski's show, like we shot that for one week, but it was the most fun thing. One, because it was hilarious, but also just like, it was new and like a novel stimuli to just get out there and do something completely different.

Yeah.

Well, you do it right. I like how you, when you tour, at least you go to like unique places in America. You're not going like Atlanta, Chicago. You hit those places, but you also go see. You've seen probably more of America than anybody. Because every weekend you're in like the randomest city in the world.

Is that your number one secret city? La Crosse, Wisconsin. La Crosse, Wisconsin. What's from there? I've never heard of that. Is that the capital of Wisconsin?

Have you seen the stats on the alcohol in Wisconsin? I bet it's a lot. They love drinking. Oh, yeah. It's the drunkest place in the world. Really? Yeah. And I made that up.

No. There is going to be a really good episode out of this. You're just going to have to cut the parts that sucked out. But I think we got a solid hour in 15 minutes, and we probably had 50 minutes of bullshit.

What did you say when we were hunting and you were talking about, you're never going to remember. You said the funniest thing about, you had a full joke you were going to put in your stand-up.

You always say that, though. You're like, let me say that, and then I can't. Oh, yeah. And then we forget about it. You should have started writing stuff down. You do. You write stuff down.

Yep, my contract ran out at the end of last year, so January 1. Me, Glenny Balls came with me, and then I have a producer, Kelsey, and then editor and shooter, Tom. So they're my little company, and then we have the same freelance people that we always work with. So we really have a team of seven that's kind of like our little squad. Yeah.

We did it in the exact same location, in chairs.

We just did Morgan Wallen. I don't know when this comes out, but we did Morgan yesterday. That'll come out this weekend, so I don't know if this is coming out.

We just did Luka. Oh, Luka, huh? Yeah, bounced from the playoffs right after.

Yeah.

Bad. But, dude, he's still making, I mean, it's hard to feel bad for someone who's making, whatever, $97 million the next two years. But I think he lost out on like $116 million.

Yeah, you'd never have to go back with that amount. You'd never have to see Slovenia again with $116 million. Free at last. Free at last.

No, it's been good. I've enjoyed. It's kind of the same thing I was doing when I was at Barstool. I mean, it's pretty much exactly the same thing. Just doing Sunday Conversation. Plus, I'm like, I did Drewski's show, which was fun. Just like one-off kind of collaboration.

Yeah, she's from Memphis. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's great. She's pregnant, too. Is she pregnant? She's pregnant, and a lot of people don't know if it's Drewskies or not. No way. Yeah, I also don't know. I don't think it is. It's probably not. But also, I don't know Drewski that well.

Yeah, I met his parents, and they're both black, and I still have been hearing that.

Yeah. Dude, one of his parents will even be like, I think he's meh.

Dude, he is so, so funny. Oh. He has such a unique... I didn't even really understand until hanging out with him the uniqueness of his humor and sense of humor. Yeah. He has an incredible sense of humor. Like, he can just tell... Even when he was setting stuff up for a show, like, he's just off the cuff. He doesn't like playing shit really, but... The way he would set up things.

He's like, we're just going to go out there and freelance it. Or not freelance it. Go off the top of our heads. But there needs to be this, this to create this tension or whatever he wanted to set up. Shit I had never really thought about before. Just really smart. A good sense of humor.

No, she is right there.

Dude, this show, they had the funniest girls on this show. Yeah, she looks a little bit like Glenn Big Baby, you know? Yeah, pull up a picture of Glenn Big Baby in jail. I want to know how these guys take so many photos while they're in jail.