Bunnie Xo
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Yeah, that makes you smile. Oh, I love funny guys. That's why I married my husband. Yeah.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
pizza he's like it's the best that's jay's favorite fucking place so forever in la i'll call you guys because jay last time for the grammys he went and rented out the rainbow room and got shit faced and then swam in the pool or swam in the fucking fountain at the fucking beverly hills whatever the fuck we were at so so on our first date i was i really wanted to know but i was just doing small talk you know i'm like i just gotta know how your teeth so perfectly wait she's like because i brushed my teeth with your dick
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
That's how it happens. That's how Jay and I were. Once you meet that soul partner, that soul connection, it's just like, it's like fireworks. And you guys are just together.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
So it was just like, wait, you didn't have Dick for nine years with somebody. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. I was like, wait a second.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
That's how athletes are though. Athletes, musicians, that's the whole game that they play.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
I always tell everybody Los Angeles has lost its sparkle. It really has.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Back in like 10, 15 years ago, that place was fucking just like glitter everywhere, you know? And now it's like, it has no soul.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Absolutely drives me insane. Can't stand it. But with skims, that never happens. And that is why I'm obsessed with skims. Because they're t-shirt bras, I don't get any lumps or bumps. And their panties, oh my goodness. Their panties are perfect. The material just lays flat on your body, smooth. Never bunches up, never cuts in and creases in your hips. It's my favorite.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Their fits everybody thong is for everybody. She is for the streets, I promise you. I'm telling you, all the girlies, you need to go and get these panties because these are the ones I wear every day, daily. I have some on right now as we speak. I also am wearing a t-shirt bra right now and it is the most comfortable bra that I own. It's my go-to.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
I literally hang it on my doorknob in my closet so that I just grab it and slap it on before I go anywhere. And don't get me started on the online Demi bra. That one is perfect. It doesn't have wire underneath it, but yet you still get like pushed up and held. And it's just like an all day where I just can't listen. If you guys can't tell, I absolutely love skims.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
we don't know what we're doing we're just trying to figure out what the best place is because he needs to be close to phoenix me i just need great girlfriends some water and some sun yeah well there's not a lot of water and a lot a lot of sun here except for in the summertime i'm a vegas girl i'm a west coast girl too it took a long time for me to get adjusted here but once i did nashville is like la but with a soul and it's like your peace like it's like everybody here is just so sweet and welcoming and loving and hospitality it's so healing that's what i love about
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Speaking on new clothes, you know I had to get something to put all these new pieces in. My personal favorite is their suitcases. Quince definitely seems to have nailed the balance of quality and value with their suitcases. I love that they offer a range of sizes and colors and you can choose what fits your personal style or travel needs. The 360 degree wheels are a huge plus.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
And I knew that that was not the way. That's the Lima girl. Yeah. And, and like Lima. Yeah.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Oh, yeah. Once you're in the system, it's a fucking rabbit hole. So I did everything right. Am I better now?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Well, let's rewind. So you feel like April and Phil had something to do with it. Was it a conservatorship that you had? No.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
so Nikki's Nikki and her brother hired this girl yeah okay this woman and she came in and pretty much just like took over your life and completely 5150 the answer to everything is yeah 5150 me and uh you know is what hurts the most is that this uh chick very good friend of mine BJ investigates
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Quince.com slash bunny. Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO show. We have Meet the Defords. We have propaganda. We have a cooking show that's coming. We have more shows that we're adding.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
And not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Not only that, we have four tiers that caters to everybody's budget and everybody gets the podcast. There's no more excuses. Stop listening right now and head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up. Stop missing out. We have built a huge community over there, guys.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Do you feel like they keep people overmedicated in these places so that they can control them? Of course.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
they um they literally just give you a pill for everything that's why i won't take any medication i barely even want to take a leave like around my period because it just fucking medications are just they're like a band-aid and they don't fucking help you don't they don't heal you yeah if anything you get strung out on them or you are dependent on them for the rest of your life exactly and i did learn this the interventionist steve timmer was on the body cam footage and uh
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Did they diagnose you with schizophrenia? He doesn't even know. He's like, he's always something.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
I'm talking about hundreds of thousands of people over there. We even have live chats, live chats that I actually am talking in every single night. I'm in there just confessing all of my sins to you guys. I mean, it gets a little ridiculous. Last but not least, we give away gifts every freaking month. I'm talking like signed stuff from Jay and I, lives.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
So it was like they were making him do that. Didn't you have to like sit on FaceTimes with them and take your medication every day?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
It's got to be so hurtful that the people that are supposed to love you the most seem to be so against you.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
You just never know what kind of surprise you're going to get. It's like a Cracker Jack box. I love the community that we've built over there at Patreon. If you are already a Patreon member, I love it.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
freaking love you dude thank you so much from my sideshow tier to the carnival tier to the ringleader tier to the main attraction you guys are my babies for life my writers if i could i would literally make out with each and every one of you i love you guys so much and that's a lot of kisses actually gotta go bye is this thing on bonnie who used to be a former sex worker and now hosts the podcast dumb blonde
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Is Nikki willing to put her hurt aside and have some sort of friendship with you so that you guys can co-parent together?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Most little girls grow up wanting to be doctors and lawyers and shit. And I was like, I want to be super hot, make a lot of fucking money and be a rock star's wife. That was my goal as a child. And here we are. Yes. What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. Today, we have the one, the only Bam Margera and his girlfriend, Dani Marie. What's up, guys? What up?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
And that's what's driving you. And that's exciting to you. Because even though you have done everything that you've done, it almost seems like it started so young for you that you weren't able to appreciate it.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
I feel like you made Jackass though because you already had a little mini empire with CKY before even getting on to Jackass. I knew who you were before Jackass.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
All the fans really say that. People who really grew up with you because you raised some of us. We grew up with you and you were pretty much one of the first real content creators if you think about it. Influencer or whatever the fuck they want to call it.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
When you say your DMs and stuff like that, who's DMing you and calling?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
I do. I am constantly cussing. It's my favorite word. People get so mad at me. They're like, why do you say fuck? I say, because intelligent people cuss. Yeah.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Which is probably what's keeping him safe and sober. Yeah, I can't have any of that.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
So circling back to Steve, oh, I had a conversation with him the other day cause he's coming on the podcast and Jay just did his podcast and I told him that you were coming on and he said, um, that he is, I can't, I'd have to look at the text message, but so much, I think he said around the, like he's hurt, he's reached out to you and he's hurt cause he hasn't heard a response.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
I love that. What have you guys been up to, Bram? What have you guys been doing?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
It sounds to me like you're really hurt and upset and tired of people making fucking decisions for you.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
I think that circles back to doing this at such a young age and just not appreciating the opportunities because you didn't know, like you literally grew up doing this. So to you, it was just like, Oh, another fucking deal.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
That's unheard of. They would never give somebody a budget like that. Now that's unheard of.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
It was like he was a soulmate. Like he wanted you to know. Soulmates can be your friends, too. It's not always a romantic link.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Yeah, we're going to get into that later because I did research a little bit of that. And I'm telling you right now, I preach it on my podcast nonstop. The mental health system in America is fucking broken. Whacked.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Oh my gosh. Do you feel like after Ryan's death is kind of when you started spiraling?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
So jumping back in, do you think bam, um, you know, all the trauma that you've been through, have you had, I know you've been to all, did the Florida shuffle, but have you ever had any like trauma therapy?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Yeah, it's so bad. I want to let everybody know at home that since you've walked in here, you've literally had like a smile on your face. And that makes me happy because, you know.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
There's just so much betrayal and there's so much trauma here. And I think that whenever you're ready to sit down and kind of deal with it without, with it being on your terms, like Danny said, I think it would help you out a lot because you just are so hurt, you know, like there's just so much turmoil inside and that's why you drink.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
That's why you do the drugs you do is to hide and cover up all this pain that you have.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
OK, so that's that's actually a good while. Is that the longest you've been sober?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Yeah, that's amazing. Love it. What are you guys' plans to just keep this going? And what do you guys do differently now than any other time?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
I was like, hey, baby, you are fine, girl. Fine girls in here. You manifested her, though. I heard on an interview that you manifested her. Tell me about that.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
People aren't still in her care, are they? Well, I don't know. They better not be. People are backing up from her.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
It's fine. Oh, my God. Bam, just hearing this stuff is just fucking wild, dude. Like, it is crazy. This is... It hurts my heart for you, honestly.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Let's talk about some good stuff. So what are you doing now that's different? Like you're getting stretched, which I just discovered stretching this year because I too, I heard you say something that you had ripped your thing, your hamstring. I was fucking doing a TikTok thing.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
I fucking like was joking around and like doing this fucking stupid dance, not like a genuine TikTok dance, but I was like making fun of something and snapped my fucking Achilles heel in half, dude. That is so painful. Bro, it's still fucked up. And this was on Halloween. Yeah. And I fucking was like, fuck that. I got to start stretching. Oh, yeah. And that's what I've been doing is stretching.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
It sounds like he's finding peace, though. Yeah. I don't feel like you've ever had peace your entire life. And I just like, I'm saying, I let him just go do his thing.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
I feel like the reason why you're so happy right now is because you actually don't have to put on a show every day. You don't have to please anybody else but yourself and Danny. And you're actually just being able to be Bam. And I think you're finding who you are now.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Filet lobster. Are you eating healthier, though, and stuff like that? I'm sure Danny has you eating healthy.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
God, it's like prison. And it's such a dick tease because the beach is literally right there.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
That is so sad. So you guys are engaged now? We are. Is there going to be a wedding? Yeah, yes, but we wanted to... Okay, I want to be the flower girl.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
So what does 2024 have for Bam and Danny? What do you guys have planned? I know you guys are doing all these horror cons and signs. We're booked till like October, which is exciting.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
I love that. I want to tell you guys, when Jay and I first got together, we immediately went out on tour. And it's the best bonding experience for a couple. It will either make or break you. You guys are either meant to be together or not. Once you guys are in a car, fucking traveling all the time, like working together, that's when you really figure out what you guys are about.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
And you fall in love fast because you get to know somebody so personally and so quickly.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
I'm like it's 8pm we're done he's like another hour nope I'm in bed by 10 date lines on I need Keith Morrison I think he needs you because nobody's ever really been able to not tell you no or like I don't even know if the word I think it's you guys run wild together you just have more structured wildness structured wild yeah don't tell it's 10 o'clock and I'm just like
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
And then you really just go to sleep, but you don't have sleeping problems or anything?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Yeah, I don't think we, there's a, you know, there's, everybody has a different definition of sober. I'm completely straight edge.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
No, there's different levels. Like he's fine. There's California sober and there's straight edge. I'm straight edge. My husband's California sober. He'll drink and he smokes weed all day, you know? So some people have to have a vice, you know, I would love to have a vice, but my anxiety, the way it's set up, I can't. So it's like, I have to just.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
I think you guys are fucking adorable. And I love seeing him so happy. Like, that really makes me happy to see him just smiling.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
for you I'm learning like what a badass skateboarder he was and is you have to watch all the CKYs you have to make her watch can we slumber one day and do that you have to watch them because then you'll really she's seen like bits and pieces I've seen bits and pieces the last one she saw she's like so hold on
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
So you guys are fucking crazy. What's your relationship with Billy Vallow now?
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Yeah, that's what I heard. What was your first impression of this hot mess over here? A hot mess. We were actually looking at photos today.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Yeah. I appreciate you guys coming on the podcast and I look forward to seeing you guys just blossom. And I really feel like this is a new friendship for all of us. My husband loves you and I love you.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
no well hopefully Jenna can come but yeah Melissa and Michael will go right meet her then yeah well thank you guys for coming to what you got you want to shout out your social so everybody I'm sure everybody knows where to find you but you guys go ahead Dan Murray official they are there Captain Cream Stain or Captain Crumbly or something I don't know just save a dog just google Bam Margera you guys will find everything
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
Thank you guys so much for coming. You're stuck with us. I appreciate you. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I'll see you guys next week. Bye.
Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
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Dumb Blonde
TBT: Bam Margera
What was her point in this? I would love to talk to her and just be like, what was your point? Why do you think telling Bam Margera to say yes?
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Yeah. And you know, as women, we always want what we don't have. So there's a girl that hasn't any, that's looking at your Audi being like, man, I wish I had a little more lips. You know, there's a blonde that's thinking, man, I wish I was a brunette me. There's a brunette and I really am a brunette. I'm trying to go back dark and it's been a hellacious process.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
But as women, we have to, um, really start loving ourselves for who we are and we have to start finding ways to love ourselves more because I just feel like we are our worst enemies and we're always critiquing ourselves.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Literally. Yeah. And a perfect example that I want to use too for this is I had a beautiful rack before I got my boobs done. Like my natural tits were. You already had a lot of tits. Phenomenal. But because I caught my ex watching certain porn stars who had big fake boobs, I wanted to make him happy. And I ended up getting huge fake boobs that did nothing but cause complications to my body.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Uh, 490 CC, but what ha that's already on top of a lot of breast tissue. So I ended up almost being an E after it was all said and done. And then my left tit started growing to triple the size of what my rights it was because my implant was folded and. A lobster claw, like a big, huge lobster claw piece of meat of scar tissue grew inside of me and was making me sick.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
And I did that all to make a man happy. That's crazy. And then I ended up getting him fucking taken out. And I'm going to say you don't have them. And to top it off, after I had my explant is when I started my only fans and made fucking millions of dollars. On all natural. With natural boobs. So if I could just teach you guys something because I'm, you know, yes, I get Botox.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Yes, I get my lips done. I stopped getting filler in my face about two years ago. As you get older, you get more comfortable with imperfection and you want to be different. Yeah. So please just know how you're feeling when you're in your 20s and 30s is not how you're going to be feeling when you're in your 40s and 50s. Yeah. It's it's a journey of self-love and we're all on this journey together.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
So we just all got to lift each other up and just know that you're perfectly you're perfectly imperfect.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
With a new year comes a new opportunity to reimagine ourselves and more importantly, our wardrobes. This year, I'm resolving to refresh my look with quality pieces and stay on budget. And I can, thanks to Quince. I think everybody needs Quince cozy Mongolian cashmere sweaters for $50. And there's no better workout motivation than some new activewear.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Their moisture wicking bras and leggings are designed to move with you during your workouts. However you choose to refresh your look this year, all Quince pieces are priced 50 to 80% less than similar brands. They're able to do that by partnering directly with top factories, cutting out the cost of the middleman and passing the savings onto you.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Quince only works with factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices. And of course they use premium fabrics and finishes for the luxury feel in every piece. Speaking on new clothes, you know I had to get something to put all these new pieces in. My personal favorite is their suitcases.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Quince definitely seems to have nailed the balance of quality and value with their suitcases. I love that they offer a range of sizes and colors and you can choose what fits your personal style or travel needs. The 360 degree wheels are a huge plus. Makes maneuvering through airports or crowded spaces so much easier.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
So I know we didn't give you the answer you probably wanted, but I hope we gave you some perspective.
Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Dumb Blonde
Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
All right. Haley got excited a second ago, so I know we had tits pop up on the screen, but let's take a gander. We're going to see Brooke's hooters right now.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
So I heard a little bit about this, but can we find the clip? Can we pull this up? Yeah, let's pull this up. I feel like I heard a little bit about it, but. It's crazy. That's like some real life Dexter shit. Can we put this on the screen and turn it up? Crank it up. Hold on. I got this right here. Somebody's telling it on a podcast, too.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Okay, so this is one of those stories that's a friend of a friend of a friend that has been kind of, but still, hypothetically speaking, that's kind of hot. Shout out the fellas for having this on there. That's kind of hot. Wow. Wait, what? I only say that it's hot joking around because I... If you fucking ever watch Dexter, bro, like, I love... I love Dexter. I love Dexter.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
He was. Dexter was the good guy. So, but... If that happened in real life, scary. Like, get the fuck out of here. I'm so terrified.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
You have to be careful nowadays because people are just fucking, like, it's free willy out here, dude.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Nobody has real connections with anybody anymore. Like nobody, it's like everybody wants to have a relationship over text. Nobody wants to meet in person. Nobody, you know, it's fucking weird.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
You know what I'm jealous of is people who can meet at church. Like, that people who meet at church can, like, fall in love and have, like, real good relationships. Like, why wasn't that in my fucking fairy tale? I mean, I love my fairy tale.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Yeah, but I just, you know, I think that this is a lesson, even if this isn't a true story, because nobody can seem to find facts anywhere, that, you know, girls, I know you want to get it on. Listen, when I was single, I used to bang them on the hood of my car or, like, in the backseat of my car, and then that way they never had to come home with me, you know?
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
That's your energy, you know? You are inviting energy into your life. And listen, when I was young, I fucking got it in, okay? I'm just as... Oops, there's our food. There's our food. As somebody who's lived a full fucking life, just know that your vagina is a harbor for that man's energy that you're bringing home.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
And not only that, but that's bringing energy into your house, into your body, into your mind, into your soul, you know? So it's like... Just know that you're going to make a energy exchange with this human.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Well, yeah. I had two roommates. You had other people's energy too. Like, and you know, next door to you, you had the crackheads.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Just remember your house is your, is your sanctuary and your body is your temple. Yeah.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Okay, so let me get this right. Her and her mom were having affairs on their significant others?
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
He definitely knows. I think that's, I think some men have that fantasy of banging a mom and a daughter. Like it's weird. Yeah. That's strange. That's like the porn industry though.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Yeah, that was crazy. I loved it though. It was good. That was a good one.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
It's not just about the product. It's about the experience that makes it possible to sell effectively and successfully. Nobody does selling better than Shopify, home of the number one checkout on the planet. and the not-so-secret secret with shop pay that boosts conversions up to 50%, meaning way less carts going abandoned and way more sales going.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Ask, tell, confess. Hello, friends. Welcome back to another Ask, Tell, Confess.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Long time no see, you little donkeys. Donkey. Little donkeys. What are you guys doing? How are you doing? Who are you doing?
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
You're doing no one still? Nobody. No. All right. What about you? When was the last time you were doing someone?
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
there was so much sand in there at one point so much in your vagina bro yeah sand mud but like if you're getting if you're not used to getting dick down constantly non-stop like she shrivels up a bit and is like hey what's going on here like i know mine mine is like protective it's like what is happening and why are we doing this so much yeah we got it in while we could no kids yeah literally let's fuck what about you jaime who you doing how you doing um doing very well um yeah just uh
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Yeah, I've been waiting on this. You have not showed us your girlfriend's boobs. Call Brooke right now and ask her if we can show her tits on the show. Yeah, we need to know. Tell her she's on air too before she responds.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Watch her not answer. She's not going to answer. She's like, what does he want? He finally left me alone. Lift it.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
You got to turn it up. She's very quiet. Hi, Brooke. You're on air right now.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
No, you don't got to show them. He's going to show us a picture.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
No, we won't show the viewers. We would never do that. But we're just going to describe how beautiful they are because Jaime is always talking about how hot your rack is on air. So it's like we really need to see. We need visuals.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
My husband doesn't give me the reaction I want. Like if I'm going to send a nude, I want you to be like, God dang, baby, you are so fucking fine. My husband's like, what are you doing? I'm horny now.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
i want to see his reaction on camera no he's got all the ones do you have any nudes on your phone oh i'm sure of yourself i'm sure i want to see who else would they be i mean i've got listen i have over like 80 000 pictures and videos in my phone yeah a lot of them are screenshots for you hoes but fucking i have like so much shit i had so much shit on my phone that i had to transfer some of it to my backup phone
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Yeah, type in like the year you guys got together. Literally search nude.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
one thing I absolutely cannot stand about bras and panties is when they dig into your sides on the top girls you know what I'm talking about when you get that little muffin flap in the back and then on the bottom when it digs into your hip absolutely drives me insane can't stand it but with skims that never happens and that is why I'm obsessed with skims because they're t-shirt bras I don't get any lumps or bumps and they're panties oh my goodness
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
too i literally hang it on my doorknob in my closet so that i just grab it and slap it on before i go anywhere and don't get me started on the unlined demi bra that one is perfect it doesn't have wire underneath it but yet you still get like pushed up and held and it's just like an all-day wear i just can't listen if you guys can't tell i absolutely love skims so please go get you some skims shop skims best intimates including the fits everybody collection and more at skims.com
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Oh, it's so fitting for today. It's so fitting for today. I can't wait to share this journey that we're on with you guys, man. You guys are going to really be excited. I can't tell you what it is we're doing, but you know. All right. So I have two questions.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
Yeah, so this girl wrote in the DM, so I'm not going to say her name. She said she was just listening to the new Ask, Tell, Confess episode and wanted to ask my advice because I feel like you may be able to relate. I know you have talked about your labiaplasty in the past, but I am so insecure about mine. It's preventing me from so much.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
I want to go out and have fun with guys, but I hate the way my vagina looks. And I know people say it's not a big deal to guys. They just want it. But I don't feel like that's entirely true. And I don't see myself ever being able to afford or get surgery. I don't have the best medical insurance. It's awful. And I just want to be happy. Do you have any advice for overcoming this? What should I do?
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
I feel like this should be talked about a little bit more because. I'm gonna choose my words wisely here because I don't wanna ever insult anybody. I feel like with porn, it creates this fantasy that everybody wants like the clean shaven girl who doesn't have any outer lips, you know?
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
And I think that that's so wrong because I got my labiaplasty because I felt the same exact way she did, you know, and I was just like, you know, it's not that I had like too much lip, but it was just it didn't look like the girls in porn. And I was in the adult industry and I wanted to have something similar. And. And I'm very happy with my decision.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
But I have friends who have outies because we call them innies and outies. And I have friends that have outies and I think they're beautiful. Like I genuinely think that women who we're all made differently. We don't all want to look like a Barbie. You know, like we all want you want to be different. And I feel like your vagina has as much personality as your face. Yeah. And use that motherfucker.
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Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks
That is the quote of the day, guys. So the wheels fall off like and and be proud of there's going to be a man out there who is going to love every piece of you.