Brittany Ogata
Appearances
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
I don't know what was going on out here, but I don't know how the fuck I'm gonna follow that shit. So the other day I went through my 18-year-old cell phone. I know, non-progressive mom. And I went through and I found a chat that he was using where he was sexually chatting with some AI robot named Cindy.
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
And I'm over here thinking, most parents would be gross the fuck out by now, but I'm over here like, yes! He's finally sexually talking to something. I need to get this shit dick out of my house already. Okay. But the joke was on me because I quickly realized that the AI chat robot that he was speaking to was from a group chat that was called boys who secretly want to fuck their moms.
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
Boy, I was quick to the store to buy four fucking locks for my bedroom door that night. Just the other day, I went to go pick him up from school, high school, and I'm sitting in the car, and he comes out, and he's got, like, one glove, just one glove on his hand. You know, one of the gloves with the tips cut off, like, how they wear, like, sticky band-aids in Home Alone.
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
And anyway, I'm looking at him, I'm like, what the fuck is this homo doing? And he gets in my car, and I'm like, what the fuck are you wearing?
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
Honestly, it's my husband's birthday. He's out there. He's been watching Kill Tony.
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
I've been with him for 10 years, but I've been watching you guys forever, so... Again, the comedians are booing.