Brianna Vasquez

Looks like masculinity in here. Like some real dick and balls, eh? I'm from Portland, so I'm not used to this. Let's see. I grew up super religious in the Pentecostal church. Super innocent, sheltered, until I got my first massage. Let's just say that man had me speaking in tongues and touched me in ways better than my pastor ever could.

Looks like masculinity in here. Like some real dick and balls, eh? I'm from Portland, so I'm not used to this. Let's see. I grew up super religious in the Pentecostal church. Super innocent, sheltered, until I got my first massage. Let's just say that man had me speaking in tongues and touched me in ways better than my pastor ever could.

Looks like masculinity in here. Like some real dick and balls, eh? I'm from Portland, so I'm not used to this. Let's see. I grew up super religious in the Pentecostal church. Super innocent, sheltered, until I got my first massage. Let's just say that man had me speaking in tongues and touched me in ways better than my pastor ever could.

So I did what any good Christian girl would do and write a good review online. And poor guy got fired and I haven't come since. So that's Portland for you. That's all I have. Thank you. So sorry.

So I did what any good Christian girl would do and write a good review online. And poor guy got fired and I haven't come since. So that's Portland for you. That's all I have. Thank you. So sorry.

So I did what any good Christian girl would do and write a good review online. And poor guy got fired and I haven't come since. So that's Portland for you. That's all I have. Thank you. So sorry.

Hi, Mr. Tony.

Hi, Mr. Tony.

Hi, Mr. Tony.

Mr. Tony?

Mr. Tony?

Mr. Tony?

Dude, did it move a little?

Dude, did it move a little?

Dude, did it move a little?

I saw you at Shane Gillis' show in Portland.

I saw you at Shane Gillis' show in Portland.

I saw you at Shane Gillis' show in Portland.

I think so, right?

I think so, right?

I think so, right?

Just a couple of times, but this is my first time here.

Just a couple of times, but this is my first time here.

Just a couple of times, but this is my first time here.

I've done it one time.

I've done it one time.

I've done it one time.

Portland, Oregon.

Portland, Oregon.

Portland, Oregon.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Three minutes.

Three minutes.

Three minutes.

I think it went well.

I think it went well.

I think it went well.

Yeah, I think that we need more women. And I feel like I have a lot of stories to tell.

Yeah, I think that we need more women. And I feel like I have a lot of stories to tell.

Yeah, I think that we need more women. And I feel like I have a lot of stories to tell.

I have a lot of stories. Well, let's see.

I have a lot of stories. Well, let's see.

I have a lot of stories. Well, let's see.

Yeah, I dance on the floor, soak in tongues, roll on the ground.

Yeah, I dance on the floor, soak in tongues, roll on the ground.

Yeah, I dance on the floor, soak in tongues, roll on the ground.

No, I just think we need more awareness. Maybe that's a Portland thing, sorry.

No, I just think we need more awareness. Maybe that's a Portland thing, sorry.

No, I just think we need more awareness. Maybe that's a Portland thing, sorry.

Let's see. I handle disability claims, so I pay about, we pay 80% of their salary when they're off having a pregnancy, cancer, surgery. I handle their claims.

Let's see. I handle disability claims, so I pay about, we pay 80% of their salary when they're off having a pregnancy, cancer, surgery. I handle their claims.

Let's see. I handle disability claims, so I pay about, we pay 80% of their salary when they're off having a pregnancy, cancer, surgery. I handle their claims.

Yeah, it's pretty boring.

Yeah, it's pretty boring.

Yeah, it's pretty boring.

No, I do. I'm dating. He actually signed up. It's been four months.

No, I do. I'm dating. He actually signed up. It's been four months.

No, I do. I'm dating. He actually signed up. It's been four months.

Yeah, his name's Derek.

Yeah, his name's Derek.

Yeah, his name's Derek.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Eastern Oregon.

Eastern Oregon.

Eastern Oregon.

Yeah, I think I grew up in a cult, so a lot of rules. I could only wear skirts, couldn't cut hair, couldn't watch movies, couldn't drink alcohol, couldn't wear makeup.

Yeah, I think I grew up in a cult, so a lot of rules. I could only wear skirts, couldn't cut hair, couldn't watch movies, couldn't drink alcohol, couldn't wear makeup.

Yeah, I think I grew up in a cult, so a lot of rules. I could only wear skirts, couldn't cut hair, couldn't watch movies, couldn't drink alcohol, couldn't wear makeup.

No.

No.

No.