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Brett Ingram

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38 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

So I came in the house. I still had my work stuff. And I was going over what I had done for the day. I sat on the couch immediately, still in work clothes. And I was in complete quiet. I didn't even turn the lights on yet, really. I just sat down and was on my computer. The Christmas tree light was on, though. The Christmas tree was lit up.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

So I came in the house. I still had my work stuff. And I was going over what I had done for the day. I sat on the couch immediately, still in work clothes. And I was in complete quiet. I didn't even turn the lights on yet, really. I just sat down and was on my computer. The Christmas tree light was on, though. The Christmas tree was lit up.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

And I was just sitting there working, looking at my computer. And I heard a little sneeze. And, you know, I do have a lot of animals.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

And I was just sitting there working, looking at my computer. And I heard a little sneeze. And, you know, I do have a lot of animals.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

I have two ball python snakes. I have a bearded dragon. And I have three dogs and a porch cat. So I thought maybe the cat was under the tree laying down or something. So I kind of looked over there. Kind of looked, but didn't look too much. And then just kept working. And after a few minutes, I heard it again, but it was a lot louder.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

I have two ball python snakes. I have a bearded dragon. And I have three dogs and a porch cat. So I thought maybe the cat was under the tree laying down or something. So I kind of looked over there. Kind of looked, but didn't look too much. And then just kept working. And after a few minutes, I heard it again, but it was a lot louder.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

So I kind of stood up and started looking around the tree and like it's in between my two couches and by the window. So I kind of looked in the window seal and I was like, there has to be something over here. And as I was looking, I looked to my left where the tree was and it's pretty close up against the wall, but I saw a very long tail that looked like a rat tail.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

So I kind of stood up and started looking around the tree and like it's in between my two couches and by the window. So I kind of looked in the window seal and I was like, there has to be something over here. And as I was looking, I looked to my left where the tree was and it's pretty close up against the wall, but I saw a very long tail that looked like a rat tail.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

And I saw it and kind of just paused and was like, you know, what is that?

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

And I saw it and kind of just paused and was like, you know, what is that?

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

So I kind of backed up and went around to the front of the tree and looked through, and that's when I saw its face and realized what was in my tree.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

So I kind of backed up and went around to the front of the tree and looked through, and that's when I saw its face and realized what was in my tree.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

It's just, because my tree was black and white, he was blending in, but he had a pretty white face with the black rings around his eyes.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

It's just, because my tree was black and white, he was blending in, but he had a pretty white face with the black rings around his eyes.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

And he just was like looking at me.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

And he just was like looking at me.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

And she kind of just told me I should be able to grab him. It shouldn't bite me. What? And try to get him out.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

And she kind of just told me I should be able to grab him. It shouldn't bite me. What? And try to get him out.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

They do. And they have big teeth. Yeah.

Criminal
Turtle vs. Toilet, a Monster in the Closet, and a Surprise Possum

They do. And they have big teeth. Yeah.

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