Brent Weinbach
Appearances
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
That's a classic.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Thank you, guys. Can I just say off the top? Yeah, off the dome, man. Off top. I want to thank you for being willing to get less views and listens on this episode by having me on. And by extension of that, I want to apologize to your sponsors for not getting the reach that they were expecting with this episode. So big apologies to Fleshlight or whoever. Apologies to the owner of Fleshlight.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And if he's sitting in a warehouse on a pile of Fleshlights and they're not able to move enough Fleshlights off of this episode, apologies that he's just sort of stuck there.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
He's sitting on that pile of like a mountain. You go in the warehouse, there's a mountain of fleshlights. He's sitting on there shrugging his shoulders. Where are people going to come this week? That's what he's saying. He knows they're going to go to waste unless he uses them. And he tried doing them himself. I mean, at least this is what I'm imagining.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
But I think probably about after the fourth fleshlight, I think he's going to be out of semen. Yeah. That's true. I think that they might need it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Do you donate them? No. By the way, are they a sponsor? No. No. Okay. Maybe I'm confusing that with Moon Tower. Didn't they Fleshlight? They Fleshlighted at one point, right?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I wonder if they did think comedians are on the road, they're kind of on their own a lot of times, and oh, maybe they could use a companion, a travel buddy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I guess they are really big.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
They should have made them disposable.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
What's the AI version or whatever? Oh, it's beautiful.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, they're still kind of classic looking though, I guess, right?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, you can get it in the shape of a guy's butthole. Oh, wow, yeah. Look, one of them looks like a belly button if you're in a belly button play. You can fuck that guy's butthole. You know what they should do? They should make... That's the image you're supposed to think about when you're... You gotta give one to any and be like, this is... What if they did one that was shaped like an ear?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
You know what I mean?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Or something like that. Something kind of for people. Or an eye socket or something.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
You know, no butthole looks like that, right? No, I was going to say, mine doesn't. There's supposed to be a, you know, there are lines coming from it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Yeah, that's huge. That's the same size. Yeah, it's so big. By the way, I thought that that was pubic hair, but it's a signature, though. I thought there was a little bit of pubic hair coming out, but it turns out it's the name. Oh, yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
right right what is that it's i guess it gives you that torque i think it's like torque related or something right what's that i know it is weird right i don't understand can i oh can you hit please reviews syrup bacon on the right there i don't get it guys oh it's the molecular structure can't give a review yet haven't used it yet waiting for christmas to get here when i have used it i will post the review thank you hey dude that was a really cool review
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
It does feel as though they really are your sponsor right now, by the way. I know. They're getting a lot of action.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Yeah, that's true. And they have actually developed since the old days, you know? Unbelievably tight. Fun entrance from front and back positions.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I remember when they used to be, when the 1.0 version was just, it was metal. You know, the whole thing was metal. And it was a little rough, you know? Sandpaper. Yeah, they used to do the sandpaper metal combo. Well, there you guys go.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Now it's softer. Now they're using actual real models.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Wow, they do have ear. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah. Isn't there a Monique joke about, you know, if your man want to fuck your ear, lend him your ear. Something like that. Isn't that one of those things? If your man want to fuck your ear, lend him your ear. Yeah, that sounds like something that. I thought that that was something like that. That that camp would say.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Sounds like a Monique. And then I'm just thinking, what if there's an eye socket? You know, I learned in junior high, I learned about a wink job. Yeah. You know about that? No. You don't know what a wink job is? I mean, I'm guessing. Hold on.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
What's a wink job?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
A wink job is if somebody doesn't have an eye and they just have a socket, and that's it. The rest is history. Plug and play. So cool.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
No, I went to high school in the Valley, though. Where? At Grant. Who else went there? Ricky Rackman from the Headbangers Ball. Yeah, dude.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
What about Ulysses S. Grant? Did he go there? I think he did go there. Yeah, I think that's where he started the Civil War. Holy shit. It was, I think, there. At Grant. At Grant, yeah. I think there was a beef between him and Robert E. Lee. Fucking A. I think they had chemistry class together, and they did not have chemistry. You went to Grant, too? I did.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Grant High School? Where? Yeah. In Van Nuys? Yes, sir. No kidding. Yeah, man. Wow. So you know the history, right? Tom Selleck went there. They got a picture of Tom Selleck in the administrative hall. They had Gilbert Arenas, the basketball player, went there. And also Toto went there.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Toto connection. Toto.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
The Toto, yeah. And you know anybody else from there? Well, they shot a lot of TV shows there.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Right, right, right. But I mean, it is cool though. It is kind of a selling point. Yeah. They shot that movie Clueless there while I was there. Oh, wow. And I saw them shooting and well, I can't, yeah, I saw some interesting things. What'd you see? Well, maybe this is kind of mean or something. I won't say actually. Come on. I'll just say this. I saw Wallace Shawn and he smiled at me.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Let's hear the good stuff. Well, okay, so I had this free period, and so a couple friends and I were checking out what was going on. And, well, one of the actresses from the movie, let's just say, I remember she walked out of the classroom, which was actually one of my classrooms where they turned it into the fake classroom.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And I can't really do, I have to stand up for this, but she kind of walked out of the classroom like this. Okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh. And I just thought something happened.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Something like that happened. Or period.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
So I don't know. I guess that's sort of my fondest memory of Clueless. That you know that Alicia Silverstone shit her pants. I'm not saying who it was.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Could have been Stacey Dash. I'm not saying anything.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Could have been Brittany Murphy. I had a crush on her because of that moment. Because of that moment.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
It just made it feel like she was real. She was a real person. You're like, hot chicks shit their pants too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like a down to earth. It made me feel connected. I thought, oh yeah, this is a person. Oh, they filmed Euphoria there too.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Wow. This is so funny. Damn. So it's like literally like the filming high school. For some reason, I think maybe it just has a classic look to it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
You know, they have lockers there and stuff.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
no no no honestly i almost never saw any productions except for i there was a couple things but like how does the school operate where they have a production going and school going like is this they just section we they moved us because that one classroom that they use for clueless they moved for that class they moved us to a different classroom for a little bit some bungalow or something like that that's cool for you yeah it's a public school
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
There was a rumble every year. Mexican-Armenian rumble. This is so LA. It was a planned event, by the way. Of course. Where they would all throw down? Yeah. And you can get tickets on Ticketmaster. Yeah. You call your local ticket master, and then I would try to get it. It was a big deal. They started to crack down on it. They knew that it was going to happen. So there was police and stuff.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
What were they doing? The parking lot? There would be different fights that happened throughout the day in different sections of the school. Like, hey, we're going to fight today.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
They would fight in different sections, the bathrooms or wherever, all the hallways. Today's Rumble Day. Yeah, they'd fight on the set of Clueless.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Actually, in fact, guys, can you stop watching this episode right now and just look up popular culture, Brent Weinbach, before you decide at a certain point, oh, he's boring or whatever. Go watch the special now. Well, let's tell a couple things, first of all.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Thank you, yeah. It's pretty old at this point.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Call me. It's so fucking funny.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
It's so funny. Yeah, thanks. It's a classic. Classic.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, every several years or every five years, there's a new cycle, a new generation that discovers it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
This video gets stolen so much. It's crazy. They don't know who made it and they don't know... I mean, this thing's gotten... It's just crazy how much further beyond me that it went. Unfortunately, that happens with a lot of the videos that I make that do well. I become totally disconnected from them, and they just... blow up on other people's channels and stuff.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
It still works, yeah. I answer it sometimes. Yeah, my sister and I take calls on our little live stream show we do on Mondays. Oh my God. And you'll talk shit or no? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or whatever. We'll talk about whatever.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Yeah, I mean, I would say probably there's an, yeah, definitely there's some of this kind of humor.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Actually, and to give people even more context, you know, it's kind of, we haven't seen each other in a while, I feel like. It's fitting that we're kind of being reunited here in Austin. Yes, I was going to say it. Because that's where we met.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And that was 18 years ago, by the way.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Can you believe that?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Yeah. Had such a great time with you guys. Me too. Best weekend. That week. It was a whole week. I think this week started on, I think I started on Tuesday. I think that you started on Wednesday or something. And it was so fun. We went on the bat tour. We got peed on by bats. Yep. You remember that? Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
So if you do the bat tour in Austin, part of the bat tour is they will do what they call golden showers apparently. Yes. Remember that? Yes. And I never thought that that would be something I would take part in, but doing Golden Showers with you guys was one of the best, most exhilarating experiences I've ever had.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And put wings on or whatever.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
We visited the state capitol. We went to the capitol. We saw George Bush. Which is crazy, yeah. I mean, a painting of them.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, we did a lot of goofs, man, on the Bat Tour. Yeah. You remember the character I did, right?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
He was a French guy. Is this the camera? He's a French guy. I'm just telling these people. Oh, I'll tell you. It was a French guy who kind of found it relaxing, and this is normal in his culture, to unbutton and unbuckle and unzip his pants and sort of have the flaps of his pants open and kind of relax. And so we did that. I did that, I mean.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And I was somebody's cousin or something like that from France. Who's cousin? I think you're my cousin. You're my foreign cousin. And we played it like it was normal. relaxing on this tour with the pants open.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, that's crazy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, you've got to look for their local bat tour, wherever that is, you know?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I try to do all the tour stuff everywhere. Everywhere? Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Wow. I haven't seen Mount Rushmore yet. Have you guys? No, no. What city is that in? I don't care. It's in South Dakota, I think. Oh, yeah. And I have yet to see, that's pretty much the only thing I haven't seen. That's it? Yeah, I've seen everything else. You name it, I've seen it. Grand Canyon? I saw it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Well, you get there and you think, after five minutes, you think, all right, I guess let's go back four hours to Phoenix or whatever, you know? I mean, you see it. I guess some people camp there and stuff, you know? I didn't see any bats there. There wasn't any urine on me, unfortunately.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
You know what? Very much. That actually kind of works. Yeah. That actually works, you know? And when she says squirt, are we talking Bat Tour style or are we talking like water guns? I think she's talking Bat Tour. Okay.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Bat Tour is going to be a new kind of kink code word now.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Or do you do Bat Tours?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
If you're ordering, you know, kind of ordering online, you go, Bat Tour's available, you know, by request. Or like a first date. Like, what are you into? Yeah, I'm into Bat Tours, you know. What else did we do that week? We went out to eat a few times, too. Definitely. You know, we tried to see some live music. Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, we had Dick Tips, remember? Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Well, no. I mean, I don't totally, but I just assume if you're buying a belt buckle in Texas, it's going to have horns.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I think pretty much every belt buckle has horns, right?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Yeah. Oh, you know what we did, though? What was it?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
we dealt with I don't think you did I dealt with roaches hardcore that week you did in a hotel yeah do you remember I was using you know I'd use the internet in the lobby yes I remember that and I was typing away or whatever I was typing a message I was kind of you know on Craigslist looking for bat tours you know and I saw something kind of funny
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I saw something that felt in the corner of my eye, in the periphery. I saw something fly or some black thing or whatever. And I thought, was that a bird or something that just flew into the hotel? And then I looked down on the keyboard and there was a big roach. And it had flown or it had come from the ceiling or something and it landed there.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And I thought, I guess the roach wants to use the internet. And I said, maybe they want to look up bat tours also. And so I said, all right. And I let them have it. Yeah, I checked out the website he went to, and it was pretty hardcore.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
They were looking up hotthrobbingcockroaches.com. Oh, wow. They went to that. They went to hotthrobbingcockroaches.com. Hotthrobbing black cockroaches. Oh, yeah. They were black ones, too. Brown ones, too, actually. Brown and black. Unbelievable. They had brown... What was that thing? Brown cloud or whatever? Cloudy brown? Cloudy brown. Smoky brown. They had the smoky brown.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
We did talk about shits a lot that week, too. We had a lot of shit talk. Definitely.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And you know what? I think the first time I did your podcast, when... It's so crazy how you've... This is the empire that you've grown into. But the first time I did your podcast, that was what we talked about. Wiping. Remember that? Oh, yeah. I think we bonded on wiping techniques and stuff, too. That's right.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
No, no, I'm not. I do regular.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Well, okay, I know. Well, this is what we talked about. But we were talking about front to back or back to front. And I go back to, I say it's a combination of both. You have to do both. Because, oh, you say it's front to back only.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Right, but if you don't, when you go forward, you don't go all the way to the vagina. You have to just, think of it like a carpet or something. When a carpet, if you only do it one way, maybe you don't have bristles. I don't have. Maybe we have bristles. Oh, I got it. Yeah. So when the bristles go one way, you got to go the other way so that the other side of the bristles get wiped as well.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
You see what I mean? So you do both, but you don't go all the way. Do you use a bidet or a washlet? Why do you say it like that? Because I don't like that. Why? Because I don't want to get blasted in such ways. But it cleans you so nicely. It's not homosexual. No, if it was, I'd maybe be more into it. But I don't like that. It just seems messy to me.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
If you get squirted, right, and the blast is strong. Okay, so imagine your acorn is sort of crusted with whatever, you know, filth, and you get blasted. I'm just afraid that things are going to sort of splatter all over your cheeks.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Well, that seems kind of pointless to me in a way. What about wet wipes? Well, I wet the tissue. That's simply what I do. But would you use a wipe? Well, I don't want any kind of detergent in it because that's going to be itchy to me eventually or something like that. I used to use witch hazel, but then that started doing weird things to me.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I put the soap in a rag, tie it up, and then use that to sort of titillate and do other things. Wow. Because that's kind of classic style. That's classic. Or you sometimes use a pillowcase or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of full metal jacket style. I go full metal jacket on that ass. Oh, yeah. And...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
UV light? You know, okay, this is... Is this... Is that comedic? Is that a joke? Or is this a real guy? I think it's a real guy. Because I really truly believe that right now GIMPs are making a comeback. Really? Definitely. Okay, so they became kind of mainstream when Pulp Fiction came out, obviously. Everybody was going GIMP, you know?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And then they started to go, and then it became kind of played out or whatever to do GIMP stuff. And then, and now, I feel like GIMPs are making, or at least, I don't know what it is, but I've been saying GIMP a lot lately. And I have a friend who's a GIMP, by the way. And he's very cool. He's a very cool guy. And if you have any questions about GIMPdom, he can answer.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And I asked him about what, when Pulp Fiction came out and GIMPs became popular or whatever, I said, what did you think about that as a GIMP? And he said, whatever, that was old hat. It was just, I already had been doing GIMP stuff. So I think in a way, Pulp Fiction kind of ruined the GIMP thing for GIMPs.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And now we have enough separation from it. Yeah, now you can kind of get back into it and be cool about it again. Yeah. You guys got to check my gimp out.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
He's not my gimp. I mean, he's my friend. He's my gimp friend. Is he somebody's gimp, though? Yeah, I think he is.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Yeah. He's a cool guy. He's a very cool guy. Sounds like it. He's a very cool gimp.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
No.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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No.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
No, he does sound stuff.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Yeah, he does sound stuff. But he has like an owner? Yeah. I wouldn't say he, I think he's kind of freelance. I mean, I think he changes. I would like to try that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I think it just depends on your arrangement. I mean, I think it depends on what kind of package deal you get on the website or whatever. But yeah, this ties into the idea that I think, oh, I guess people are talking about GIMPs more now. I'm saying GIMPs. I'm noticing GIMP flavors. Yeah, I'm noticing the flavors and the cultures more in stuff now.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I shot it at the UCB Theater, the Upright Citizen in Los Angeles. Is that on Franklin? Franklin, yeah. So it was a small intimate space, which ended up being a little bit of an issue kind of because, and I didn't realize this until afterwards looking at the footage, but it's such a small place. And, you know, I don't know if you're not familiar with the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
It's been there 20 years, but before that it was the Tamarin Theater. And then before that, it was the Tomcat Theater, where they had the all-male review. And then before that, it was Lacey's Shabert.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Lacey Shabert, yeah. Not to be confused with the actress Lacey Shabert from Party of Five, but it was a woman named Lacey, and I guess she had something called a Shabert there. I don't even know what it was. What is a Shabert? I don't know. It's from the 1800s. I don't know. Oh, wow. I think it probably was probably what they used to call ice cream. It must have been an ice cream shop. Oh, yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I think they used to call it Shabert, and then that became Sherbert somehow. I think it's Sherbet, isn't it? And then it became Sherbet.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
It sounds like Sherbet. You're like, that's a Sherbert?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That's what I grew up on. They're both acceptable. Sure.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
You can say Chaubert. You can, you know, eat the Chaubert while you undo your pant. And then you expose your cross region. And then you get the golden shower from the bat. And you relax. And it's very relaxed. It's very relaxed. So relaxed. So relaxed. Yes. And no, we did. No, it was such a small theater that everything kind of moves.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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And so when people were clapping and laughing, which they were doing a lot of, it shook. It was shaking the cameras. And so whenever there's a punch line or whatever you see, it's almost shakes. It almost looks like, do you remember Comic View whenever they had certain comics on where they hit a punchline? In post, they would shake the camera and stuff to make it look more hardcore.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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It basically looks like that. That's so black to do that. And to be honest, I thought about leaning into the shake and doing a sense that affects to make it look like that. That's so funny. So it is like a Comic View. If you guys like Comic View, you're going to like my special a little bit because it's going to be like shaking and stuff. That is so funny. Or maybe coming to the stage.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I don't know. I don't know. I don't like it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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oh shit and I was thinking oh I should add lightning effects and stuff or whatever you know just make it really like play into it but no I look it's gonna look I mean look the show was so explosive the laughter was so you know eruptive yeah that it shakes is this the first how many have you put out I don't remember number two this is number two number two poopoo yay
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Yeah. And, you know, what's, okay, there's a couple things going on here. One, why did they, first of all, why did they blur her buttocks but not her face? I mean, they kind of wanted to expose her face. Yeah. That's kind of worse in a way, right? But also, yeah, I want to see the action, though. I want to see this shit come out.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And I also want to see, well, it's funny because she said coffee and pastry, and that is kind of what the poo looks like in a way. It's a coffee pastry in a way, right? It's a mix, yeah. Furthermore, this is not related to the poo, but this is just a general thing about Amazon. Don't you think that the Amazon logo looks like a penis? I've always thought that. What's up with that?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Can you pull that up real quick? I think they knew what they were doing, I think. They do. I think it's an inside joke. It's kind of like the Little Mermaid cover, where they have the penis inside there. That's a penis.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Wait, did you guys make that just now? Or is that... No. That somebody did that. No, that's the official... Because people know. Okay, yeah. So that... Okay, look at the way that the... I mean, that looks like a curved... But look at Bezos' rocket.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh, whoa. Okay, he knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing. Okay, it's all an inside joke. He's like, I'm down to fuck, man. It's an inside joke. Actually, look at his head, too. His head looks like a cock.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah. That, oh, he knows what he's doing. The way he's holding his hands. I mean, look, I'm seeing a penis there.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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And balls. The smirk is, I'm going to show you my dick. Yeah. Or the smirk is, I am a dick. Yeah. I mean, and physically, I mean. Sure. I'm not trying to say his personality or anything, but I mean- But don't you get it?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
If you look at buildings, skyscrapers. That's true. These microphones.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
That's right. That reminds me of something I wanted to ask you about. I want you thinking cock thoughts. I want you thinking cock thoughts. Why is Bear in a Bathtub not on the internet anymore?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Okay, so we made a video at one point called Bear in a Bathtub, which was, for me, partially inspired by Hirsute Pursuit, which I kind of accidentally discovered on MySpace. Yeah. But wait, you know it's not available.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
We've got to get that back up. It was a good sketch. So basically, the sketch is that Okay, she calls me. Right. And I'm some sort of bear tamer or something like that. Or bear expert or something like that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I put on these fake glasses that I have that I got at a theater shop.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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And I was trying to kind of, you know, look like... I mean, it wasn't much of a stretch, but look like some sort of creep or whatever, right? Some kind of James Spader kind of... Not James Spader, but some sort of... I don't know, some kind of just expert, right? Kind of like a Buscemi meets Spader. Because you were like... Oh yeah, I smelled it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
So the bear, you know, you call it, oh, I have a bear in the bathtub. Anyway, it's Tom in the bathtub. And I guess I have to deal with it somehow. I ended up putting different stuff on you. Honey is trash. You put honey in trash? And he plays in the trash and stuff. And it's pretty cool. And then the music. Wasn't it Good Bears Get Honey?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. Okay, you remember pretty well. Yeah, Good Bears Get Honey. Good Bears Get Honey. Have you been a Good Bear? Yeah. Bad Bears Get the Trash. That's right. Something like that. Bad Bears Get the Trash. And that's a good video. We got to get that back up. I kind of started to think to myself, oh, maybe they took it down because you have kids now.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You don't want them seeing it. Or maybe you want your kids seeing it or whatever.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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They would not get it at all.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You don't let them listen to Cock Thoughts by Here's Super Suit or whatever.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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No, I think it was an original piece of music that was meant to sound like Cock Thoughts. I don't know where you got that or whatever. So Cock Thoughts, by the way, so somehow, okay, this is what happened, how I discovered Here's Super Suit. I want you thinking Cock Thoughts. My sister had a, you know, she does music and she had a MySpace page, right, for her music.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And someone commented on her thing or something and we went to check out his thing and he had that song Cock Thoughts playing on his MySpace page. So we started thinking, what is this Here's To Pursue thing or whatever? I looked it up and the guy had Cock Thoughts. I want you thinking Cock Thoughts. And then there was, there he is. And then he had. This shit slaps so hard.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Yeah, go for it. I want you thinking cock thoughts. There it is. It's gay sex-tronica. Yeah. Okay? But it's hardcore gay sex-tronica.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
This is pretty, yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Well, that was the other one. Atta boy. When I tell you to sit down on it, you are to sit all the way down on it. Now sit. Atta boy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I think that's how it goes. Or one of those has some sort of monologue in it where he tells someone to sit down. And by the way, I use that line all the time now. What? When I tell you to sit down on it, you are to sit all the way down on it. In fact, I might be embellishing it a little bit. No, I think that's...
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Look at that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Not hibernating.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I think we did. You know what? Maybe Write It is the one where he tells you to sit down on it. Or maybe You Are Mine.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I know in Atta Boy he goes Atta Boy. Put my stuff inside your mouth, Atta Boy. I think. Or something like that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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It felt like, I think it maybe might've been, I think that was part of their, their bio is the sex is real. The semen on the CD is real. Cool.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh, you look hungry. That sounds, sounds like I got to send this with their list. That's somebody blowing their lips, you know? You know what I mean? Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Snickers. That'd be funny if Snickers used this, you know? It's like they'd license this for their commercial. I got something that could satisfy that hunger.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Wait, what about it? Now I got to find the song, but that's it. I think it could be write it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Okay, I embellished it a little bit, or changed it. It's memory.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, it's close. It's close to what I was, yeah, it's close. I haven't heard write it in years. In fact, I haven't jammed out to this since the 2000s. Hey, can you order some hard copies?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Let's reach out. I actually think it's just one guy, I think. Maybe.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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No, I think it's more. I think that could be the same guy. No, but in the description. Oh, oh, we. I think it's... Okay, maybe it is the guy. Hold on.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, you're right. It is... What is his name? Harley? Harley Phoenix and Brian... Dahl? Dahl? Brian Dahl.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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So do you... You did a thing called Bad Thoughts and that's like Cock Thoughts?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Pursuit, yeah. Wait, there's a new album you said?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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This is gay sex music that offers no apologies.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I think Here's Who Pursuit is one guy who got these other guys.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
That's a good shot right there. The one on the right where the hand is next to the right. You move the hand to the right. Now move the hand to the left. Oh, that's the Jizz cover, right? No, the guy with the orange shirt. Yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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income uh-huh it was it was a jizz raised that whole wait did you order the cd yeah oh wow okay wow i didn't know that you did that we're devoted fans i wow that's so crazy so it started with me telling you about it yeah and then that led to bear in a bathtub i think if you go to like a old if you go to an old episode of your mom's house yeah i think we we fucking listened to the whole album so this is this is old hat for
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
you guys well i mean years ago i mean but you know you fully kind of really went in on it we went probably deeper than i did yes you know what did they do they should have done this with the cd they should have had the hole in the middle of it be kind of you know rectal-esque yeah you know what i mean that would have been kind of neat you know with a little bit of bristle too with some bristle definitely it's not a bear cd unless it's got it's not pursuit it's not here suit unless it's got bristle that's right jean you ready i'm ready oh shit are you ready brent
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, shoot.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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What do you mean by on it? Do you have the app on your phone? Do I sit all the way down on it? Am I all the way down on it?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh, yeah, I do, actually. I don't have an iPhone. I have an iPad. That's what I figured. I leave it at home. I've never had a phone. You know I've never had a phone. I know. I mean, cell phone, that is.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
You still don't have a cell phone? Never had a cellular phone. That's wild. How are people getting a hold of you? They call me Omelanline. Omelanline? Omelani. They call me Omelani. So while you're here, though, if somebody in L.A. wanted to call you. They can contact me through my Google Voice, which I need my laptop in front of me. But when I'm in the hotel room, I get on my laptop.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You're like a real throwback.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Hold on.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I don't print them out. I just write them down sometimes. Or I'll memorize it. I'm pretty good at it. Old school. Yeah, I'll memorize it. And if I get lost on the road, I'm not afraid to just roll down my window to somebody and make a connection. Yeah. Hey, bruh. I don't, well. Hey, Matt. Hey, where's the mom's house studio? Hey, can you direct me to the mom's house studio?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And they say, I think it's over near the Montgomery Ward. You got to make a left, then turn right on the Foster's Freeze. And then I think you got to go past the Arco station. And I think you got to go in there and get a 32 ouncer first and ask the guy in there. He will know. OK, you got your full analog, though. That's what you are. I wouldn't say that exact. I wouldn't say that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
But because I don't really watch videotapes anymore.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I don't like how not present people are when they have their phones all the time. Because I'm here trying to make connections. And when I'm at the airport sitting around, I want to talk to you people. Sometimes.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I get on my laptop sometimes, to be honest. I do chat people up in places. So I was at Supercuts. Okay. Hell yeah. And, um, I was waiting for my turn and there was a guy wearing an Olympic shirt. He'd said, uh, said Olympics on it. And I thought, Oh, I wonder if that guy's an Olympian, you know? And I wanted to talk to him about it, you know? And I said, Hey, excuse me.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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And he was on his phone and didn't really notice me or hear me. And then there was this kid who was also waiting and I turned to him and I said, Because he wasn't trying to hear me, right? But the kid didn't have a phone, and I said, hey, do you think that guy's an Olympian? And the kid said, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, he was from another country, I think. Maybe Russian, I think.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
And then I said, I don't know, he's got that Olympian shirt. And he's like, yeah, maybe, huh, maybe. And then finally we got the guy's attention, and it turned out he was just a fan of the Olympics, and he wasn't an Olympian, but... We could have got more into it, though, if he wasn't on his phone, I think. We could have talked about, okay, what Olympians are you into? Do they have bristles?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Are you into bristles? It could have gone anywhere. What Olympics have you been to?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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And then we just watch them. I have a TikTok account to post stuff of my own, but it doesn't really... Occasionally something will do well there, but not... It's crazy to me that I tried posting some of my viral videos on there, and they either get shut down or they don't do well at all. The guidelines. And then these other people on TikTok get millions of views on them. Doing stupid shit. I know.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
No, no, on my videos.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Good point. Yeah, that's a pretty good song, actually.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
i relate yeah men i mean women are kind of messed up in that sense you know that they don't they don't kind of just um they play games you know they're always playing games you know they're always playing games you have a boo-boo chicken pop in your life let's say home say what you have a boo-boo chicken pop in your life um yeah i don't know i think so i don't know what that means but you have a lady i'll play bop it yeah bop it with a lady friend
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
We've gotten a lot, but I don't have a lady friend. I don't. I got a full monk lifestyle right now. I'm going full monk. I watch USA. I hang out at the monastery. That's tight. I play around midnight. Why do you think ladies fucking- There's a few reasons.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
We'll be right back. Don't get them started, we're retarded Big words, it's worth the list, it's when dick jerks disturb You know it, bro, they try to disrespect me in my house Grab the fucker, remote control How's your mom's in them? She's good, likes the bourbon though How's your mom's in them? In the Kaczynski cigar show How's your mom's in them? Good, the fuck you think?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Of course. It's hard because I don't know about him, but if you're uptight like me, there's certain things. It's hard to find somebody. What are you uptight about? What's the thing that you're like, no. No pets. Wow. You know me. I don't like pets. Yeah. I remember I went to your house that one time. You guys had dogs. I thought, hmm. I ain't staying here. That's not for me. I don't like dogs.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
What's another one? Look, I like somebody who's germaphobic like me. Yeah. You know? And if you're germaphobic like me, there's a lot of stuff you don't like, you know?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Let's go. Okay. This is, again, Gimp calls her kind of coming back. Appropriated, yeah.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah. So do you think that guy, he's not wearing anything underneath that?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Not wearing pants, but wearing underwear or just nothing? Both. I've seen both.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Get this. Okay, get this. If he likes that, and maybe he's turned on by it, right?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That gives him protection. If he is getting hard from this, then getting kicked in the penis or whatever, I guess the balls. Yeah, the balls. But maybe the penis curves like the Amazon logo. Oh, right. And it kind of protects the balls. Possibly. And then he's kind of protected by his own. It's almost like, okay, if this turns him on, it's no big whoop.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Do you think she actually does karate? I think she's a black belt. You don't see that? You know, I'm a black belt. Fuck yeah. I am a black belt. I remember. Shoot. There's no joke. That's not the only thing I'm black. Wow.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I have the, I got, no, I did do get the, I did get the black belt. I did.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Wait, hold on a second.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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This is super cuts. Yeah. It feels like it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yes! Before he was 18. Yeah. You mean he's 18 now? He's 18 now. He's 18 in the studio. So much better. That is a better haircut for him.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I like her style too. I don't know. She's like, God damn, you look like shit, man. Yeah, yeah. Can we just try that one more time? Because I just got to get a gauge of what was going on when he was older, you know? Here. Here. Okay, so... This is how he came into the shop. I'm going to be honest with you. Yeah. I like this look more. Of course you would. If I had to.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
He looks like a fucking FBI agent from the 50s. He looks like he would be a bear trainer in Bear in the Bathtub.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah. And I like that look. He looks like the man.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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He's more of a boy there. And you want that man. He went from men to boys. He went from men to boys or something like that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Boy. Attaboy. That's an attaboy right there. That's what you call an attaboy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You see, as somebody who doesn't like pets, I would maybe be a little more into this. This would be your pet. Well, just because I feel like you can kind of, I feel like this requires less maintenance than a pet. For sure. And it's not going to shed as much. But you still got to be a good owner. You got to be a good owner, but it's not going to shed as much.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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And it shits in the toilet. Yeah, that's better. And then also, its butt is probably wiped, and it's not just getting their dirty, unwiped butt on stuff, such as furniture and so forth. And so if a woman kind of knows what's up with that, that could work. That could work.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, that's too bad.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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She wouldn't want to... Now the tail, wouldn't that go inside the butt?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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It's a real big day for the pups.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Anytime a puppy barks, a gimp gets its tail. That's right. That's the saying, I think. It's a wonderful gimp. Look like Demi Moore, kind of.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, was there going to be an accident happening?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
It kind of looked like Demi Moore a little bit, though.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
She's really... You don't think Demi Moore, though?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I think that could be Demi Moore.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I mean, I guess if nobody got hurt.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Really? Oh, yeah. Maybe if he was not wearing pants, hilarious.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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But right now, horrible. Pretty horrible. But if he was wearing, if he was protecting himself kind of Amazon style.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Then that's hilarious. He hit the shit out of that guy. That's kind of pretty horrible, I would have to say. I think what I'd say horrible. You think it was horrible? I hate it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, no. Oh, no. know okay if this is hilarious her reaction's hilarious well i hate this this is just okay i get this if it is it's not it is horrible if he did ejaculate when that happened yeah and he was into it then it's then it maybe is hilarious yes yes he should have had a seat belt on
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
That was the easiest one, though, compared to the other ones, right? I mean, that was the easiest, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean, for us, you know? For you, right? Easiest, right? Hey, I hear you, you know, but they used to show this stuff every week on America's Funniest Videos.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
We'd always laugh.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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People would love it, right?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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And it was this kind of stuff.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Bob Saget. Hey, you know what?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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remember America's Funniest People Funniest People yeah Dave Coulier that's right you remember that yeah stupid same stupid shit but it was people though based it was less this kind of stuff and it was more people based I like this stuff I don't like this you like it yeah oh I had the America's Funniest Home Video game home game the home game yeah I got it for Christmas what's the game
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
You watch a videotape with the clips and then you have to answer questions about the clips. So they'll ask you questions such as, okay, when the guy got hit in the balls, was it his left ball or right ball? Seriously? Something like that. Something like that. Drinking your own period blood now.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, she calls it.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Do you just drink it straight up?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I'm not even joking. It's like a shot.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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She can put salt on it. You know, salt in it. I guess it's salty already, I guess.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Oh, it is sweet.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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This is the big highlight of her life.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I mean, I couldn't imagine I would ever. You're a germaphobe. If I ever was engaged, no, I probably wouldn't want to drink any blood. I am up late, though. I've been to Romania.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I've been to Transylvania. You have? I did. I went to Dracula's Castle.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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There was a bat tour there and I was really into it. Could you feel the energy? Actually, the Dracula's Castle, it's not like a haunted castle or anything. It looks like a via. It looks like a via. It's in Bran. If you want to look it up, it's in Bran.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, Branson, Missouri. You've been to Branson, Missouri? That's where they have it. That's where the Dracula's castle is. It looks like just a via or something. It doesn't look like... Bran Castle. Well, these pictures make it look a little more Dracula-esque, but it wasn't really. When I went there, at least. Who knows? Maybe they did it up. I went there a long time ago.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
I went there 25 years ago or something like that.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
Yeah, that should be where you go.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, it's in Brazov, or near Brazov, which is, that's kind of like the provincial capital. It's like the Transylvanian kind of... It's got to be a huge tourist attraction.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That's their headquarters. That's what I thought. No, it's, I went there a long time ago, and yeah, I went to Bran, and I also went to Raznov, which is near there as well. But, you know, I was just trying to get back to my roots, you know?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Because... Oh. You know, my dad is Romanian. I mean, not from Romania, but it's funny you say Missouri because he's actually from Missouri. Ivan the Terrible?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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That's... Vigo. Oh, Vigo.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, that's Vlad. That's the original Dracula right there. Yeah, Vlad the Impaler. Yeah, he had that mustache and everything. He was a big goofball. He's a Turk, right? Yeah, he does look kind of goofy.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
No, Vlad. He's a Turk or something. Isn't he Romanian? He must have been Romanian, I would think. Yeah, he's from Romania.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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yeah um i i gotta get back on a better schedule though because i'm too um i stay up too late how late do you stay up sometimes six or sometimes nine what are you doing regularly sometimes but i want ideally i'd go to bed at two or three god damn what time do you get up usually i ideally i would get up at 10 or 11 you know ideally why do you guys get up early in the
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I guess you have kids, but I mean, come on. As an ex-goth, you ought to be waking up late.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Crack of dawn.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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You can't be goth anymore. You can't be goth if you have kids. That's the only problem, yeah. Here you go. All right. One more. One more. Let's wrap it up.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Beautiful.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Oh, you can see the reflection.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yeah, I've been to these communist places.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I went to Russia and I went to China.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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The most sterile looking kind of place. Just me. Actually, Romania had a very, it was just building after building, the same building, you know? That's the communist. Yeah, that's communist style. Yeah. There was the square in Ukraine was, in Kiev was very, it would look like, it reminded me of that. Actually, China though, Beijing was kind of reminded me of that. Beijing did?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Yes. Really? Yeah, kind of near Tiananmen Square. Yeah. It kind of looked like that, you know? And in fact, I would say when I went to Russia, that felt less like, although the bathrooms reminded me of Russia a little bit, you know? But yeah, I kind of went to all those places, you know, and I kind of really lived it up. I bet you did.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I lived it up because things were kind of cheap, actually, when I was there, at least. I started the whole conflict there between Ukraine and Russia. Yeah, man. It's still going. Mr. Pants was just here.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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let's get them up guys. I mean, come on. I tried to sell this thing to a streamer. Nobody took it. So let's show them. Let's show what's up. Let's show them, you know, let's show them what they missed out on. You know what I mean?
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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I cover all the hot pop culture topics. Yeah. Michael Jackson, Matt Damon. Yeah. You know, you name it, you know, you're fucking doing it, man. It's all, all that relevant stuff that you want to talk about.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Thank you so much for having me. And again, apologies to Fleshlight and apologies to all your sponsors for the lack of views on this episode. And look, thank you for, I hope you did follow directions and be good boys and watch it before finishing the rest of this episode. And now you're back for the victory lap.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Because now we don't, if you didn't like the episode with me on it, big whoop, you already saw the special. Your services are no longer needed.
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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How's your mom's in them? Pull up a seat How's your mom's in them? How's your mom's in them? This shit is big time All right. That's Joe Double. Back in the day, he made that. Wow. How's your moms in them?