Brad Williams

So, yeah, you have to earn that. So I would have loved to have played a dwarf in the Snow White film. Although now that I've seen what happened, I'm like, maybe I dodged a bullet there. How do you feel about LP porn? Oh, yeah. Good. Yeah. Do you watch a lot of it? No. Do you ever look at it? No. Because if I want to see a dwarf porn, I fuck my wife next to a mirror and look left. That's what I do.

Nah. Never. That wasn't your thing. I didn't watch the dwarf porn, but when I was a single guy, I'm really glad it was some people's thing. Yeah. That helped me out a lot. Did it? Yeah. You guys were talking about fetishes before I got on here. Thank God some people have a dwarf fetish. Oh, yeah. That got me through my 20s.

Nah. Never. That wasn't your thing. I didn't watch the dwarf porn, but when I was a single guy, I'm really glad it was some people's thing. Yeah. That helped me out a lot. Did it? Yeah. You guys were talking about fetishes before I got on here. Thank God some people have a dwarf fetish. Oh, yeah. That got me through my 20s.

Nah. Never. That wasn't your thing. I didn't watch the dwarf porn, but when I was a single guy, I'm really glad it was some people's thing. Yeah. That helped me out a lot. Did it? Yeah. You guys were talking about fetishes before I got on here. Thank God some people have a dwarf fetish. Oh, yeah. That got me through my 20s.

Yeah, and when someone has a fetish and they see an opportunity to engage in the fetish, like if the fetish is rare, they are very determined. Oh, wow. So when a woman would come... Because if a woman came up to you after the show, there's like a, hey, maybe, will they, won't they, whatever. But...

Yeah, and when someone has a fetish and they see an opportunity to engage in the fetish, like if the fetish is rare, they are very determined. Oh, wow. So when a woman would come... Because if a woman came up to you after the show, there's like a, hey, maybe, will they, won't they, whatever. But...

Yeah, and when someone has a fetish and they see an opportunity to engage in the fetish, like if the fetish is rare, they are very determined. Oh, wow. So when a woman would come... Because if a woman came up to you after the show, there's like a, hey, maybe, will they, won't they, whatever. But...

I had a little bit of good luck Chuck syndrome for a while. So that references a wonderful Dane Cook movie where Dane's character, when he hooks up with a woman, the next guy the woman hooks up with, she marries. That was me for a while. I've got over 15...

I had a little bit of good luck Chuck syndrome for a while. So that references a wonderful Dane Cook movie where Dane's character, when he hooks up with a woman, the next guy the woman hooks up with, she marries. That was me for a while. I've got over 15...

I had a little bit of good luck Chuck syndrome for a while. So that references a wonderful Dane Cook movie where Dane's character, when he hooks up with a woman, the next guy the woman hooks up with, she marries. That was me for a while. I've got over 15...

I like that you get insulted by it.

I like that you get insulted by it.

I like that you get insulted by it.

Don't get me wrong. I'm firmly... I get it. I would be a bottom. I totally understand that. You think so? My ass is spectacular. Yeah. It's not an ass. It's a shitter. It's a good ass. I've noticed. Yeah. We all have. I mean, come on. So I would probably be a bottom if I were gay. And I'm sorry I'm not gay because, man, I'd be cleaning up.

Don't get me wrong. I'm firmly... I get it. I would be a bottom. I totally understand that. You think so? My ass is spectacular. Yeah. It's not an ass. It's a shitter. It's a good ass. I've noticed. Yeah. We all have. I mean, come on. So I would probably be a bottom if I were gay. And I'm sorry I'm not gay because, man, I'd be cleaning up.

Don't get me wrong. I'm firmly... I get it. I would be a bottom. I totally understand that. You think so? My ass is spectacular. Yeah. It's not an ass. It's a shitter. It's a good ass. I've noticed. Yeah. We all have. I mean, come on. So I would probably be a bottom if I were gay. And I'm sorry I'm not gay because, man, I'd be cleaning up.

Me too. Sometimes you just think about it. You're like, yeah, I got the genetic win being a dwarf.

Me too. Sometimes you just think about it. You're like, yeah, I got the genetic win being a dwarf.

Me too. Sometimes you just think about it. You're like, yeah, I got the genetic win being a dwarf.

That's right. Give it up for the men, everybody.