Bowen Yang

Everything is artificial.

Everything is artificial.

Hold on. So this is, I don't think it's funny. This is in fact our 60 second segment where we sort of tear up culture. And you know, I've realized something. I was on the drive home with Patrick Rogers, come back from Coachella, and a motorcyclist went by us really fast. And Patrick said, his mom's nurse, and said, you know, my mom saw the gnarliest things from motorcyclists. Motorcyclists?

Hold on. So this is, I don't think it's funny. This is in fact our 60 second segment where we sort of tear up culture. And you know, I've realized something. I was on the drive home with Patrick Rogers, come back from Coachella, and a motorcyclist went by us really fast. And Patrick said, his mom's nurse, and said, you know, my mom saw the gnarliest things from motorcyclists. Motorcyclists?

And that was her one rule. You're never getting on a motorcycle because of what I've seen in the ER. And one other thing, and this is what I thought. Oh, this is all the preamble. I thought you were going to do something. That was just the preamble.

And that was her one rule. You're never getting on a motorcycle because of what I've seen in the ER. And one other thing, and this is what I thought. Oh, this is all the preamble. I thought you were going to do something. That was just the preamble.

I don't think so, honey. Trampolines. You don't need it. Like, honestly, your kids don't need to be up that high. You're right. What I would say is get like, I don't know, like get like a room, like a matted room. You know what I mean? Like if you have a trampoline, you can afford a trampoline. You probably have like a playroom or a designated area where the kids go. Pat it like a cell.

I don't think so, honey. Trampolines. You don't need it. Like, honestly, your kids don't need to be up that high. You're right. What I would say is get like, I don't know, like get like a room, like a matted room. You know what I mean? Like if you have a trampoline, you can afford a trampoline. You probably have like a playroom or a designated area where the kids go. Pat it like a cell.

Have the kids toss themselves all around the room. That is better than trampolines. And also, let me tell you something about people who have trampolines. You're also good old days people. Like, oh, in the good old days, we could just, who cared about the nets on the trampoline? I could ride my bike to Connecticut. You know what? I don't care. The good old days stuff is problematic.

Have the kids toss themselves all around the room. That is better than trampolines. And also, let me tell you something about people who have trampolines. You're also good old days people. Like, oh, in the good old days, we could just, who cared about the nets on the trampoline? I could ride my bike to Connecticut. You know what? I don't care. The good old days stuff is problematic.

Like, protect your children. Don't even get me started on zip lines. You'll have some people with zip lines, like from one tree to the other in their own backyard. My dad made one for us and we had a trampoline. And I'm looking back thinking, I'm glad I have my neck. Yeah. I don't think so, honey. I want to say what my dad said to me to you. When I was little, I used to play with a stick.

Like, protect your children. Don't even get me started on zip lines. You'll have some people with zip lines, like from one tree to the other in their own backyard. My dad made one for us and we had a trampoline. And I'm looking back thinking, I'm glad I have my neck. Yeah. I don't think so, honey. I want to say what my dad said to me to you. When I was little, I used to play with a stick.

Cut the screens out, get the trampolines out of the hair, just give the kid a stick, have him run around in the yard or in a padded cell. And also enough with the video games because your brains are melting.

Cut the screens out, get the trampolines out of the hair, just give the kid a stick, have him run around in the yard or in a padded cell. And also enough with the video games because your brains are melting.

I feel like the trampoline culture.

I feel like the trampoline culture.

I think I lost the teens so long ago.

I think I lost the teens so long ago.

None of my childhood memories include jumping on them. Right. None of my good childhood memories. You know what I mean?

None of my childhood memories include jumping on them. Right. None of my good childhood memories. You know what I mean?