Bowen Yang

So you've seen a movie. You know that, you know that I saw Nine twice in theaters.

So you've seen a movie. You know that, you know that I saw Nine twice in theaters.

I do know that. Who do you identify with from Nine?

I do know that. Who do you identify with from Nine?

Kate Hudson.

Kate Hudson.

You two are Kate Hudson. Literally, when I saw Kate Hudson at nine, I was like, I finally saw myself on screen.

You two are Kate Hudson. Literally, when I saw Kate Hudson at nine, I was like, I finally saw myself on screen.

Yeah. The reporter with like a fucking huge piece in her hair.

Yeah. The reporter with like a fucking huge piece in her hair.

Oh yeah, sorry, sorry. By the way, you know what? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. You know who hates you now?

Oh yeah, sorry, sorry. By the way, you know what? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. You know who hates you now?

You know what I mean? I think honestly, if I'm really thinking about the numbers, three pisses me off.

You know what I mean? I think honestly, if I'm really thinking about the numbers, three pisses me off.

Nor should it take a responsibility it can't handle. Did you think about that?

Nor should it take a responsibility it can't handle. Did you think about that?

10 is king. By the way, I don't think nine is a prime number.

10 is king. By the way, I don't think nine is a prime number.

Because you know what you can do with nine. Split it in threes. But I hate three. Three, six, nine. Yes. Wait. Also, if you don't have nine, you can't have 69, the best sexual position.

Because you know what you can do with nine. Split it in threes. But I hate three. Three, six, nine. Yes. Wait. Also, if you don't have nine, you can't have 69, the best sexual position.