Boppy
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Sitting beside me, he gently pulled my sweatpants down, up and down like a horse drawers. My subconscious remarks bitterly. In my head, I tell her where to go. Christian squirts baby oil into his hand and then rubs my behind with careful tenderness. From makeup remover to soothing balm for a spank. Who would have thought it was such a versatile liquid?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
McNally, Tom sucks. I'm going to make the next ball a f***ing balloon. Jastrzemski, talk to him last night. He actually brought you up and said you must have a lot of stress trying to get them done. I told him it was. He was right, though. I checked some of the balls this morning. The ref f***ed us.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
16 is nothing. Wait till next Sunday. Jastrzemski. OMG.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Time to say to who's the better man. Let's have a manly man off. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
McNally, make sure you blow up the balls to look like a rugby ball so Tom can get used to it before Sunday. Oh. Jastrzemski, OMG.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Imagine if you played in the West. Imagine if winning one title in Cleveland actually counted as winning two anywhere else. Imagine if you were coachable. Imagine if JR Smith wasn't JR Smith. Imagine Miami in December. Imagine people actually pointing out that you lost four finals games by an average margin of 12.5 points a game instead of praising you for coming up short.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Imagine if you weren't insecure about your hairline. Imagine Miami in January. Imagine closing out the East against a team that didn't rely on Sheldon Mack, Mike Scott, and Kent Bazemore. Imagine if we didn't actually land on the moon! Imagine if this country wasn't full of dumb people who bought into the fairy tales we fed them to make money.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Jastrzemski, can't wait to give you your needle this week. Happy face. Go on. McNally. F*** Tom. Make sure the pump is attached to the needle. F*** Watermelon's coming. Jastrzemski. So angry. McNally. The only thing deflating Sunday is his passing rating.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
He flexes his hips so his s**t pushes against me. Yes, right there. He runs his teeth along my shin, eases back, then slides into me again. So slow, so sweet, so tender. His body pressing down on me, his elbows and his hands on either side of my face. Oh, Anna! He breathes and he lets go. My name is Benediction. On his lips, he finds his release. His head rests on my belly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
His arms wrap around me. I just want to enjoy the quiet, serene afterglow of making love with Christian Grey because that's what we have done. Gentle, sweet lovemaking.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Shut up. Keep your mouth shut. Your son got nil. Keep your freaking mouth shut. Framgate my... Keep your... Shut up. Stay low. Shut the hell up. Framgate. Are you kidding me? Hey, come on. The guy cheated. I mean, let's be honest. I got to listen to Tom Brady's old man now? Who has lived in the bubble? And has lived under the scenario where his kid has been a phenomenal player all this time?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
And now he's trying to disparage the guy who has spent 246 pages writing about it? Shut up! Put that guy on! See if he has the guts to talk to someone who's going to ask him tough questions! Go ahead. Better yet, put his son on. Let's see what he has to say. Put his son on! Don't hide! USA Today? Come on talk shows! Come on now! Come on right now! Say that to me! Say that to anybody!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Say it to somebody!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
These clamps are vicious. He prods the nipple clamps. Who will use these? They're adjustable. Christian, my sexual mentor. My mouth is already open from panting. I open wider and he slides a large cool metal object between my a**, shaped like an oversized baby pacifier. He has a small groove or carvings. I'm going to put this in you. His fingers trail between my buttocks, spreading oil.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Instantly, the plug starts to vibrate down there. It feels alien, full, forbidden, but oh, so good. As my body explodes, I'm nothing but sensation everywhere. I think that Gronkowski is not human.