Bonnie Blue
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Okay, should I put the headphones on?
To be honest, it's been through a lot worse.
Showered, shaved, shit shower shaved. What is it? It's got like a... It's like a Jo Malone perfume.
I think that's a bit of an insult. That's an insult.
Half my family is Derby, half of them are Nottingham fans.
In between 2012 is winning. Obviously at the moment, Nottingham.
No, going through a divorce.
You've got a higher voice than me.
Fire away. Really? Give me a load.
No, I don't get to pick the guys.
But in your scenario, okay, yeah, if you wanted to pick the women.
It was like, you know that game you play as a kid and you put your hand in the box and you don't know what you're going to get?
Hands in box, pick out present.
I don't know what Dune is.
Of course. We don't need to apply. You just turn up. That's a good thing. As long as you are 18.
One, his wife might be dead. So obviously.
And second of all, like, it's a bit of a day out for him. It's better than bird watching.
Imagine bird watching. Imagine you're 72nd in line.
So some of them, they're in the basement. So I'll give you a bit of a picture.
It's like a three-story house. I'm at the top floor. So by the time they start queuing on the stairs, they're queuing for like sometimes four or five hours. They bring the packed lunch. They bring your drink. It's like a picnic. They bring your packed lunch? Yeah.
And then the ride only lasts about 10 seconds. Oh, so how long do I get? About 40 seconds.
Can we switch? You can just push his porridge in, you know, mix it up.
I thought you only had problems with your eyesight, not your hearing. Maybe I should come a bit closer. Yeah.
Yeah. You don't all have to, but if they've got girlfriends or they've got certain jobs and they want people finding out, I want them to go and feel confident.
His name's called Bevo. He went viral for swallowing food.
Well, no, you basically went viral just for like not swallowing food properly.
No, of course not. What? You could make a killing. No.
No, I want to say thank you. Because of those people in the queue, I've got to where I am. So I want to thank them. I want to do something for them.
It's a different type of charity work.
Yeah, I'll warm them up for you.
I don't know, to be honest.
I got banned from Australia. Yeah.
No, so basically women are poorly educated when it comes to like sex and understanding the porn industry. And they made this massive petition saying, oh, let's get Bonnie Blue banned from Australia for sleeping with people underage and not consenting. They are consenting and they are 18. So then this petition like basically blew up in Australia and they took my visa away.
No, I don't think you can. If you allow it? No, I have it so you can see how many subscribers and stuff like that.
Yeah, like every day I post things, but they're probably like new videos like twice a week.
He's only like a year older. Don't worry. We was together. I was 14. He was 38. Yeah.
I mean, I do like the older ones, but... Okay. All right.
What, go from barely legal to barely breathing?
So, it was like, together, like, a long time. We just grew apart. Like, there was no dramatic split up or anything like that. We just grew apart naturally.
Yeah, yeah, he works with me.
No, he helps me like on the creative side with video and content.
He is? You are. Oh, thank you.
It depends which way you sway.
No, I actually don't know. Take a guess.
I thought they just said black don't cry.
I don't know. You're giving schoolboy vibe. He does. You're going to turn me off. Mommy, I love you.
I want TV, my mom want more.
I don't know. It's exercise, it's hydration. Or is it healthy for you? Yeah. Like, you know.
It's cheaper than a gym membership.
So there's a guy called Lord Davenport and he holds like crazy parties.
That was the house I fucked in.
Oh, I don't know. That sounds like a him problem.
Yeah, it's just weird. I never thought being a slut would make you famous. I know the Kardashians have got experience with it. I didn't know that was going to be me.
First, I lost my virginity. But as a whole, I was a dance teacher at the time. I enjoyed working. Very mature for my age.
Well, I was 13. I don't know what year that'd be for you.
He literally put it in and was like, oh my God, I'm pregnant. Like we had no idea what I was doing. And I think like people's first experiences are always bad. You never know what you're doing. Like a bit of a flop.
Well, apparently I'm pregnant at the moment. Are you? According to the media.
It was suddenly rumored that it was like, oh my God, Bonnie's pregnant. And it's actually the first time I've let them continue with the story and I've not sort of commented and actually I've made jokes about it. And like last night I posted on Instagram, oh, I've got cravings and just allowed people to know.
No, because I'm actually really against that. What do you mean? I think it is horrible because loads of women can't get pregnant or they are in difficult situations.
So I'm actually, to say I'm not a girl's girl, I'm going to be a girl's girl this week because I want to use the media and the attention I've got from people thinking I'm pregnant to pay for people's IVF.
Really get them into character. Yeah, yeah.
I know. I was thinking about a fox lift, but then I don't know if we'd end up looking like twins.
I mean, Bobby, what is your name?
Yeah, because my name's not Bonnie.
Yeah, Tia Billinger is my full name.
Yeah, I do. I've got a sister called Summer. She's got bigger boobs. I feel like we're doing the wrong way around.
Just cream pies after cream pies. Wow.
How's work? Blowing in. It's been good.
I mean, I do like bringing family members together, so why not my own? What does mom and dad say? Honestly, they are so proud. They're stoked. Yeah, of course. And everyone thinks, oh, that's so weird. And you know what? It's not. My dad has worked two jobs his whole life. Now he doesn't have to work.
And my mom, like, and people think it's weird, but like my dad had to miss birthdays, Christmas, he had to go to work. Now, like money can't necessarily buy happiness, but it can buy time. My family now have so much more time together.
Is that the goal in life? No.
Well, the next one is like spring break.
Yeah, 100%. Get you in a little schoolboy outfit straight in.
Yeah, no, you can still go. I've probably got more hair on my legs, but we're all good.
Yeah, you can call me Tia.
No. I don't know how dating would work now. Like, do I go in as a disguise, put an Asian outfit on and just say, look, I'm really innocent?
I mean, I will be inviting you into my queue because I do want the disabled. Fuck you, you know?
Yeah, definitely. What the fuck?
It's unbelievable. It's like saying, does a ginger feel different than an Asian inside?
Online, I don't know which platform exactly.
Because it's a very long video.
Do that 99, 99. Yeah, yes, yes, yes. $99, 99 pence. Oh my God.
I think when people buy it as well, they're not buying it thinking, oh yeah, I'm really horny and want to work. Like sometimes- It's art. Intrigue. Yeah.
It's like a mixture. Everyone's got like a different story. Like these, with one guy, he brought his mom.
And then his mom was like banging on the door like, Joseph, get your coat, we're going. Yeah. Really? Joseph, hurry up and finish.
Yeah. I don't know. Like, I don't know why he brought his mom in the first place. Joseph! No, his mom was like, Joseph, get your coat. Joseph.
And then it's like a clip as he's leaving, his mom's putting his hat on, his scarf on, coat back on. And then they went out for dinner.
They went to Nando's actually. Oh, Nando's. Oh, chicken. We have Nando's.
I'm not sure. It's going to be soon.
I haven't decided the date just yet.
I do want your load first, though. I feel like in return.
He's saying, what are you trying to ask him right now? Okay, I like to get on my back and you put your dick inside me.
Okay, could you tell him I've had a lot of experience with Asians and I don't think they've got small dicks.
Well, my favorite.
I want you to have a good time. Like, I don't want it to seem, like, I don't know, intimidating. You don't want the camera shoving you, but it's like, just tell people, like, this is for you. Do you know what I mean? Like, I know, obviously, I have to film it, but I want you to have a good time. And if there's anything you want to try, like, I want it to be fun.
Like, everyone I meet is always so nice, but I don't want it to be a... But yeah, you're welcome. Just spit on me, slap me, make me yours today. That's who I am. If you get nervous or whatever else, please don't worry. It's fine. I'll see you soon. It's cool.
No, I believe in cum.
Cum. She's right about that. Yeah. You're a dummy. The fuck is that? Cum.
That's the only thing I worship.