Bob Saget
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)
We were three comedians doing this gig at the strip club. And Kevin Neal and I went to go look at Mount McKinley like two guys would do, like two bros. And the other guy, the other comic, was just in the trailer with the strippers all weekend.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)
So they were going to introduce me, and there was a stripper on stage, and she had pie pans over her chest, two pie pans, and then another one in her lower region with matches, literally just matches, paper matches. scotch tape to the pie pans, and then she lights them, not even sparklers, you know, just matches.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen)
Lights them. She lights the top pie pans, and she lights the bottom pie pans, and then she blows herself out, and then literally blows herself out and goes, ladies and gentlemen, Bob Saget.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
Hi, this is Bob Saget calling. Who's this?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
Hi, how are you, sir?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
I'm good, I'm good. I didn't mean to drop my name like that, but I'm at the Dan Libertard show, and I know that Stu Gatz had called to try to get a reservation on 420, and you guys were sold out and full up. Fully booked, man. You're booked. And I was wondering if there's any way that I could get a reservation myself. I mean, I don't really care about him. Clearly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
I'd heard something about a table for two that could be available. Would it be possible for me to get one but not him?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
Maybe Stugas would want that. I mean, he eats late at night. I have a feeling.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
But I could have an 8 o'clock. I could have an 8 o'clock for two.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
Is there anything in the kitchen you could set up a table or two or in the restroom?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
You got a roof?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
Is there a main office? I mean, I just want to bring a woman in there and let Stugatz know that I got a table at eight o'clock and he didn't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
Okay, so we're going to make this happen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
I mean, anywhere. I'll sit anywhere. Well, thank you. You're incredibly courteous. All the best, man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 8
You too. Take it easy.