Blay
Appearances
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Adam Scott
Now, is this American Idol style where we each go through and say what we thought of each one?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Adam Scott
I think this is fantastic. I think the earring is a little too prominent here, but otherwise great. It evokes the same emotion I feel when I look at the original drawing of the pirate. Isn't that what art's all about?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Adam Scott
I agree. Simple, clean lines. Excellent execution. I think it's fantastic. Also, I don't know. Was the pirate signed? Was there a signature on that one?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Adam Scott
No signature. Although signature here. So the artist clearly stands behind their work. She was pride.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Adam Scott
Wait a minute. Effortless lines has its own kind of spin on it.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Adam Scott
I didn't think I was going to do it. I was just giving it to you guys.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Adam Scott
But he finished. He showed up late in a cab. He finished. But I will say it does look a little squashed. But yeah, a lot of personality here. A lot of personality. Well, who's the... So now you guys get to vote.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Adam Scott
There goes New Haven. I think, well, aren't these supposed to be the fallopian tubes of ovaries?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Adam Scott
So it's not just the vagina. It's the women's reproductive system.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Adam Scott
I'm just going to say one thing, which is I think it kind of says everything that someone, you know, that you have a beautiful pin celebrating women's reproductive organs and we have truck nuts.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Nathan Lane
And Blay, you said... Well, listen, I think that I... I want this podcast to be the best it could be. What I said was, he said, it's windy out. And you said no. And then you didn't say anything else. I didn't put him down. I didn't go after him. That's right. You just let it pass.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Nathan Lane
And can I say something else, Blay, in your favor? Everyone's pointing at me. You don't need to point at me when you're addressing. Yeah, stop pointing at me. It's very aggressive.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Nathan Lane
Charlie Brown and the football. Yeah, Charlie Brown and the football. And you just keep going for it. I don't know if you've ever said this on mic, but you did say once, you're like, I love it when, and you said this completely honestly, I love it when you come running through the door with a wet fart. I don't know what that means even now.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Nathan Lane
Like, hey, everybody, and then just look at me, and then just... I never said that. I never said that. You did say it. No, you didn't make that noise. What I'm trying to say is.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Nathan Lane
All I want to say here is, all I want to say here is, if it's a, I, first of all, I disagree. It's about presentation. I do think there is. Do you think your presentation could be better?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Nathan Lane
Hey, guys, what should we talk about? Do it. You guys just sit over here. The lights are, you know, I feel like I have to lean in to be hurt. You don't. You don't. To be hurt or heard. You don't. Because you do get hurt. You don't. It's a microphone. Psychologically being back here, don't you think, Eduardo? I've been back there. It's true. Eduardo, back me up.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Nathan Lane
Don't you think we have to lean in to be part of the conversation? Is that not true?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Nathan Lane
This is a really... Can we please put on the rap light, for God's sakes?