Bert Kreischer

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Hey, Peter, are you done rolling that joint? Oh, great. Send two over.

Hey, Peter, are you done rolling that joint? Oh, great. Send two over.

Hey, Peter, are you done rolling that joint? Oh, great. Send two over.

That's the eerie time. That's when it sucks.

That's the eerie time. That's when it sucks.

That's the eerie time. That's when it sucks.

When they don't talk about you.

When they don't talk about you.

When they don't talk about you.

It's called My So-Called Life. Really? I put up My So-Called Life. So in the beginning, when I first moved to New York to do stand-up, I met this dude. We got high. And he let me stay at his house. And he was like, hey, man, I hope this doesn't come out gay. Have you ever seen My So-Called Life? And I said, no. It's a coming-of-age story with Claire Danes. And... That guy was Jared Leto.

It's called My So-Called Life. Really? I put up My So-Called Life. So in the beginning, when I first moved to New York to do stand-up, I met this dude. We got high. And he let me stay at his house. And he was like, hey, man, I hope this doesn't come out gay. Have you ever seen My So-Called Life? And I said, no. It's a coming-of-age story with Claire Danes. And... That guy was Jared Leto.

It's called My So-Called Life. Really? I put up My So-Called Life. So in the beginning, when I first moved to New York to do stand-up, I met this dude. We got high. And he let me stay at his house. And he was like, hey, man, I hope this doesn't come out gay. Have you ever seen My So-Called Life? And I said, no. It's a coming-of-age story with Claire Danes. And... That guy was Jared Leto.

He played... What was the name of his character? Damn, Jared Leto is hot. He played Jordan Catalano. And you thought he was a stud. Turns out he was stupid. He was just a fucking idiot who did, all he knew how to do was comb his hair back. And so it's, but that's the character you say. And I'm, you're, I'm, I 100% agree.

He played... What was the name of his character? Damn, Jared Leto is hot. He played Jordan Catalano. And you thought he was a stud. Turns out he was stupid. He was just a fucking idiot who did, all he knew how to do was comb his hair back. And so it's, but that's the character you say. And I'm, you're, I'm, I 100% agree.

He played... What was the name of his character? Damn, Jared Leto is hot. He played Jordan Catalano. And you thought he was a stud. Turns out he was stupid. He was just a fucking idiot who did, all he knew how to do was comb his hair back. And so it's, but that's the character you say. And I'm, you're, I'm, I 100% agree.

I've noticed. If I can go back, my favorite age, I'm actually, I take my favorite age of ever fucking women is right now. Menopausal fucking through the roof. A hundred percent. My favorite is 50 lands, 54. I've never had more fun having sex with anyone. I think I'm more comfortable. She's more comfortable. Yeah. I would never want to go back to 17.

I've noticed. If I can go back, my favorite age, I'm actually, I take my favorite age of ever fucking women is right now. Menopausal fucking through the roof. A hundred percent. My favorite is 50 lands, 54. I've never had more fun having sex with anyone. I think I'm more comfortable. She's more comfortable. Yeah. I would never want to go back to 17.