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Bert Kreischer

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Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

Yeah. I don't know why. I thought you'd be so much shorter. We've only met when you were sitting.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

And then I've watched you kill Tony, and I thought you'd be shorter.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

And then I've watched you kill Tony, and I thought you'd be shorter.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

And then I've watched you kill Tony, and I thought you'd be shorter.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

It's crazy. You talk about, in America, the disparity between the rich and the poor, but even in the green room these days, there's a moment where you're making... But it was never like that before. It was never like that. There were like seven rich comedians, like Seinfeld, Chris Rock, David Spade, Norm. Norm was on the fence. You didn't know if Norm had money.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

It's crazy. You talk about, in America, the disparity between the rich and the poor, but even in the green room these days, there's a moment where you're making... But it was never like that before. It was never like that. There were like seven rich comedians, like Seinfeld, Chris Rock, David Spade, Norm. Norm was on the fence. You didn't know if Norm had money.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

It's crazy. You talk about, in America, the disparity between the rich and the poor, but even in the green room these days, there's a moment where you're making... But it was never like that before. It was never like that. There were like seven rich comedians, like Seinfeld, Chris Rock, David Spade, Norm. Norm was on the fence. You didn't know if Norm had money.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

But there was maybe 20 rich comedians. And then one day, we were sitting in the hallway at the store, And we were talking about our tour buses versus do you take a private to get to your tour bus? And, and someone was like, I fly private between gigs and I have my tour bus meet up with me.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

But there was maybe 20 rich comedians. And then one day, we were sitting in the hallway at the store, And we were talking about our tour buses versus do you take a private to get to your tour bus? And, and someone was like, I fly private between gigs and I have my tour bus meet up with me.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

But there was maybe 20 rich comedians. And then one day, we were sitting in the hallway at the store, And we were talking about our tour buses versus do you take a private to get to your tour bus? And, and someone was like, I fly private between gigs and I have my tour bus meet up with me.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

And I just sat and I was, and I, at the time, at that time I had never flown private and I had just gotten a tour bus, but it was, I was leasing it. And I was like, what happened? I was like, wait, when, like, does anyone stay at hotels?

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

And I just sat and I was, and I, at the time, at that time I had never flown private and I had just gotten a tour bus, but it was, I was leasing it. And I was like, what happened? I was like, wait, when, like, does anyone stay at hotels?

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

And I just sat and I was, and I, at the time, at that time I had never flown private and I had just gotten a tour bus, but it was, I was leasing it. And I was like, what happened? I was like, wait, when, like, does anyone stay at hotels?

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

But it is bizarre. Dude, everyone's racist. But then it happens immediately. Like, it happens. And it's happening to you right now. I mean, yeah, yeah. Of course, I'm making more money than I've ever made. It's happening to you. It's happening to Cam Patterson. It's happening to... All the Kill Tony kids are having a fucking splash moment where you're like... For sure, yeah. And it's crazy.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

But it is bizarre. Dude, everyone's racist. But then it happens immediately. Like, it happens. And it's happening to you right now. I mean, yeah, yeah. Of course, I'm making more money than I've ever made. It's happening to you. It's happening to Cam Patterson. It's happening to... All the Kill Tony kids are having a fucking splash moment where you're like... For sure, yeah. And it's crazy.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

But it is bizarre. Dude, everyone's racist. But then it happens immediately. Like, it happens. And it's happening to you right now. I mean, yeah, yeah. Of course, I'm making more money than I've ever made. It's happening to you. It's happening to Cam Patterson. It's happening to... All the Kill Tony kids are having a fucking splash moment where you're like... For sure, yeah. And it's crazy.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

I mean, you've done arenas.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

I mean, you've done arenas.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

I mean, you've done arenas.

Bertcast
# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule

Do you hear comics talk shit about the Kill Tony guys? Well, that's all I'm hearing. Really? And I love it. Really? I love drama. It's funny. You don't mind confrontation?