Bert Kreischer

It's not like going to the dentist. You walk in scared and you leave. Thank God I'm leaving. Is it like going to the dentist?

Where? Yeah, we could. No, where?

Where? Yeah, we could. No, where?

Where? Yeah, we could. No, where?

Over Annie's head? No. Will we break something if we had a catch? Listen to me. No, no, no.

Over Annie's head? No. Will we break something if we had a catch? Listen to me. No, no, no.

Over Annie's head? No. Will we break something if we had a catch? Listen to me. No, no, no.

As soon as I fucking get back, I'm playing catch and I'm sending you the video. No, no, no, no. No, no. He is, Tom is, they call them liars. Tom, if you go in, Tom has, I'm going to really break apart your studio. First of all, you can't walk in the door like you could here. No, you can't walk in the door. You got to go.

As soon as I fucking get back, I'm playing catch and I'm sending you the video. No, no, no, no. No, no. He is, Tom is, they call them liars. Tom, if you go in, Tom has, I'm going to really break apart your studio. First of all, you can't walk in the door like you could here. No, you can't walk in the door. You got to go.

As soon as I fucking get back, I'm playing catch and I'm sending you the video. No, no, no, no. No, no. He is, Tom is, they call them liars. Tom, if you go in, Tom has, I'm going to really break apart your studio. First of all, you can't walk in the door like you could here. No, you can't walk in the door. You got to go.

it's called security we have security and then a twink comes out what's his name dan tanner tanner comes out and he's like oh hey oh hey cool and you're like hey uh is tom here yet no he's around late uh you want coffee reed's got your coffee and you're like cool tanner and then and then and then all the branding is so that you know tom isn't racist it's just black people painted everywhere

it's called security we have security and then a twink comes out what's his name dan tanner tanner comes out and he's like oh hey oh hey cool and you're like hey uh is tom here yet no he's around late uh you want coffee reed's got your coffee and you're like cool tanner and then and then and then all the branding is so that you know tom isn't racist it's just black people painted everywhere

it's called security we have security and then a twink comes out what's his name dan tanner tanner comes out and he's like oh hey oh hey cool and you're like hey uh is tom here yet no he's around late uh you want coffee reed's got your coffee and you're like cool tanner and then and then and then all the branding is so that you know tom isn't racist it's just black people painted everywhere

Like, it is. It is. What is it? Kobe Bryant? He's never watched a fucking Lakers game in his life. He's got a mural of Kobe Bryant in the fucking studio. And then some Latina chicks, right? It's like Tom grew up in L.A. as, like, Cholo. And then everyone's scared. You ever go into, like, a rescue?

Like, it is. It is. What is it? Kobe Bryant? He's never watched a fucking Lakers game in his life. He's got a mural of Kobe Bryant in the fucking studio. And then some Latina chicks, right? It's like Tom grew up in L.A. as, like, Cholo. And then everyone's scared. You ever go into, like, a rescue?

Like, it is. It is. What is it? Kobe Bryant? He's never watched a fucking Lakers game in his life. He's got a mural of Kobe Bryant in the fucking studio. And then some Latina chicks, right? It's like Tom grew up in L.A. as, like, Cholo. And then everyone's scared. You ever go into, like, a rescue?

You walk into a rescue place where they rescue puppies, and the puppy's like, that's Annie. Then you see Chad. Woof, woof.

You walk into a rescue place where they rescue puppies, and the puppy's like, that's Annie. Then you see Chad. Woof, woof.

You walk into a rescue place where they rescue puppies, and the puppy's like, that's Annie. Then you see Chad. Woof, woof.

That's the whole fucking place. And Ryan's is right by the door.