Bert Kreischer

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I left all my Tampa friends when I moved to New York, and when I moved to New York, I have a bunch of New York friends that I started comedy with, but we never really kept in touch the way... You're probably my closest friend that I've been in touch with that hasn't drugged me or...

I left all my Tampa friends when I moved to New York, and when I moved to New York, I have a bunch of New York friends that I started comedy with, but we never really kept in touch the way... You're probably my closest friend that I've been in touch with that hasn't drugged me or...

I left all my Tampa friends when I moved to New York, and when I moved to New York, I have a bunch of New York friends that I started comedy with, but we never really kept in touch the way... You're probably my closest friend that I've been in touch with that hasn't drugged me or...

Yeah, like, but like, even like Joe, I've known Joe long enough where I can't like, but I've known you longer than I've known Joe. And the funny thing, the great thing about life is when you're experiencing something and you giggle about something that happened a long time ago and it makes you smile and you go, God, memories. It's a cool thing about having kids.

Yeah, like, but like, even like Joe, I've known Joe long enough where I can't like, but I've known you longer than I've known Joe. And the funny thing, the great thing about life is when you're experiencing something and you giggle about something that happened a long time ago and it makes you smile and you go, God, memories. It's a cool thing about having kids.

Yeah, like, but like, even like Joe, I've known Joe long enough where I can't like, but I've known you longer than I've known Joe. And the funny thing, the great thing about life is when you're experiencing something and you giggle about something that happened a long time ago and it makes you smile and you go, God, memories. It's a cool thing about having kids.

When we were at this, we were in Justin Hawaii, obviously, and we were stayed at the Four Seasons, which used to be the Oholani. I don't remember. It used to be. A Marriott property. A Marriott property that Tom and I, that's where Leanne and Christina met. Yeah. And that's where Tom and I did these shows. Whenever you ever did the Pearl Harbor, you stayed there. It's really nice. Yeah.

When we were at this, we were in Justin Hawaii, obviously, and we were stayed at the Four Seasons, which used to be the Oholani. I don't remember. It used to be. A Marriott property. A Marriott property that Tom and I, that's where Leanne and Christina met. Yeah. And that's where Tom and I did these shows. Whenever you ever did the Pearl Harbor, you stayed there. It's really nice. Yeah.

When we were at this, we were in Justin Hawaii, obviously, and we were stayed at the Four Seasons, which used to be the Oholani. I don't remember. It used to be. A Marriott property. A Marriott property that Tom and I, that's where Leanne and Christina met. Yeah. And that's where Tom and I did these shows. Whenever you ever did the Pearl Harbor, you stayed there. It's really nice. Yeah.

It's amazing. It's got little lagoons that are man-made, and they made them in 1977 before the government would be like, yo, you can't do that. Like all the coolest parts of America, the government got in the way of. Like all of Coral Gables, where it's just like these beautiful canals and everything, that was just dudes going like, you get dynamite. Let's just make fucking rivers. Yeah.

It's amazing. It's got little lagoons that are man-made, and they made them in 1977 before the government would be like, yo, you can't do that. Like all the coolest parts of America, the government got in the way of. Like all of Coral Gables, where it's just like these beautiful canals and everything, that was just dudes going like, you get dynamite. Let's just make fucking rivers. Yeah.

It's amazing. It's got little lagoons that are man-made, and they made them in 1977 before the government would be like, yo, you can't do that. Like all the coolest parts of America, the government got in the way of. Like all of Coral Gables, where it's just like these beautiful canals and everything, that was just dudes going like, you get dynamite. Let's just make fucking rivers. Yeah.

This guy, the guy that owned all that property, he still, I think he still owns a piece of that property. He owned all the west side. And they were like, you're never gonna, or the leeward side of Hawaii. They were like, you're never gonna, no one's ever gonna build here because it doesn't rain here. It's dry, it's bullshit. You know, there's no waves. It's the leeward side.

This guy, the guy that owned all that property, he still, I think he still owns a piece of that property. He owned all the west side. And they were like, you're never gonna, or the leeward side of Hawaii. They were like, you're never gonna, no one's ever gonna build here because it doesn't rain here. It's dry, it's bullshit. You know, there's no waves. It's the leeward side.

This guy, the guy that owned all that property, he still, I think he still owns a piece of that property. He owned all the west side. And they were like, you're never gonna, or the leeward side of Hawaii. They were like, you're never gonna, no one's ever gonna build here because it doesn't rain here. It's dry, it's bullshit. You know, there's no waves. It's the leeward side.

And he was like, eh, I'll see. He's like, I bet they'd like it if there were lagoons. Yeah. And they're like, what are you gonna do with that? And he goes, get some dynamite. And he dynamited four lagoons. And then on the fourth one, they were like, yo, you gotta stop. This is insane. He's just blowing up terrain. And he's just making these amazing, they're gorgeous.

And he was like, eh, I'll see. He's like, I bet they'd like it if there were lagoons. Yeah. And they're like, what are you gonna do with that? And he goes, get some dynamite. And he dynamited four lagoons. And then on the fourth one, they were like, yo, you gotta stop. This is insane. He's just blowing up terrain. And he's just making these amazing, they're gorgeous.

And he was like, eh, I'll see. He's like, I bet they'd like it if there were lagoons. Yeah. And they're like, what are you gonna do with that? And he goes, get some dynamite. And he dynamited four lagoons. And then on the fourth one, they were like, yo, you gotta stop. This is insane. He's just blowing up terrain. And he's just making these amazing, they're gorgeous.

You have to do a show about your dad. I know, I know. You have to do a show about your dad. Just that, I didn't mean to, I meant to interrupt. Yeah, yeah. But no, but just that, out of bad thoughts, my favorite episode, my favorite thing is the fucking talent show. Oh, thanks. But Sarah's got a new special, and she talks about her dad a lot. Yeah.