Ben Hollands
Appearances
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
So they're like besties at this point. Is she like a waiting maid or are they just like companions? Yeah, a bit of both, isn't it, Michelle?
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
No, I've held the hair back while they've been sick, but I've never pushed the heart back into the body. I've never reversed Temple of Doom to friend.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
Yeah, I'd be suspicious. I feel like Bartolomea sounds like a liability. I feel like she's adding little embellishments like, yeah, I saw the heart, I pushed it back in. It feels like Benedetta's got quite a lot of charisma, but I'm not sure Bartolomea commands quite the same amount of reverence, no questions asked, as her friend does.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
So I feel like she's possibly not going to be the weak link in questioning.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
Wow, the nun who loves salami. It's not how I thought she would be described.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
What? Those two good friends? Yeah. They were just roommates. The roommates, what?
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. Yeah, I've had that one as well. It's like, yeah. Like, there's someone watching, he's got, like, curly hair.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
There's such a scant amount of evidence and testimony. But when it does pop up, it's really visceral. And like those images of like licking Jesus's heart. It's very intense and very lesbian. I think that, you know.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
I am going to go to a lesbian bar tonight and I am going to ask the gathered congregation if anyone's ever asked to lick their heart, which I think is probably quite likely, given East London.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
I'm very thrilled to be special and to be here and to be meeting Michelle Sauer.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
Church bells. So I don't know. I don't really know anything. That's not quite true. I think I've got the sense that she's some sort of queer icon, but I don't really know much about her. And I've already heard from your intro that she's a sexy nun. Yeah. Wait, did you say that or did I? I was projecting. You didn't say that. I didn't say that.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
I projected. You said Wimple and I was like, hot. That's what happened. How embarrassing.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
Is it like sexy egg? Benedetta, is it like blessed one? Oh, yeah.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
Yeah. Okay. She did Latin as well. All right. Yeah.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
A nightingale as well. You don't get those anymore. It's crows and pigeons.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
Okay, so if she's like reciting litanies from five years old, I feel probably quite like a young entrant. I'm going to go with lucky number 13. Okay.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
It's like a start-up convent. It's not quite recognised yet. It's like a young, cool... They're disrupting the sector.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
Theateens are disrupting the sector of female monasteries.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
Okay, when you started talking about Benedetta, I really thought that she was like, had been a great TikTok baby, because it's all like her dad's making her read these litanies. She's got this little bird and stuff. Like, I feel like she would have been creating content from early.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
Yeah, just being like, it's another rosary. Benedetta, I think like being like a pretty, clearly a pretty smart kid, I think she'd just be like reciting chunks of the Bible, singing stuff, maybe getting the bird involved.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
None of my Virgin Mary statuettes have ever tried to pash on me, so that is feeling a bit slighted.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
She's just a nun walking through the mountains, tripping her nut off. It's...
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
I think she was told to go vegan. Jesus taking her heart. It's very poetic, like walking around without a heart for three days. It's relatable content. She's basically Charlie at CX. I think that Splenditello sounds a bit much.
You're Dead to Me
Benedetta Carlini (Radio Edit)
It feels like, especially if there's not other people doing it, if it's not part of the company culture to be having visions, then if you kind of state yourself out as having very disruptive and evocative visions, I feel like it'd probably get on a few of the nuns' tits.