Bargrim Ironguard
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What the fuck? It's the key word. It's my safe word. It's my safe word.
What the fuck? It's the key word. It's my safe word. It's my safe word.
Julian, it's impossible!
Julian, it's impossible!
Oh, you do?
Oh, you do?
Oh, well, the drachy Drah's has finally got a head on his shoulders. You too are going to start a book of grudges, eh?
Oh, well, the drachy Drah's has finally got a head on his shoulders. You too are going to start a book of grudges, eh?
That would that would lend to believe that this is a magical Obscurity then can anyone?
That would that would lend to believe that this is a magical Obscurity then can anyone?
And what a shame it is that the helm's gone. I, I agree, and I, you know, as much as they prepared, they, they weren't expecting a da'wi from Karak Hazard to walk through these holes. A statue of a clan with a pearl is no match for a dwarf.
And what a shame it is that the helm's gone. I, I agree, and I, you know, as much as they prepared, they, they weren't expecting a da'wi from Karak Hazard to walk through these holes. A statue of a clan with a pearl is no match for a dwarf.
That was Mike.
That was Mike.
I could have pulled you out.
I could have pulled you out.
Oh, I suppose that's right.
Oh, I suppose that's right.
Krah, you know what? Yes, you do. Thank you, Professor. 60 gold? We're saying that's oath gold, right? You owe us as an oath. Then we'll get that as an oath. All right, 60 oath gold. 10 plus 50 is 40.
Krah, you know what? Yes, you do. Thank you, Professor. 60 gold? We're saying that's oath gold, right? You owe us as an oath. Then we'll get that as an oath. All right, 60 oath gold. 10 plus 50 is 40.
No, I think you're right.
No, I think you're right.
Oh, well, Bagram, I can only assume he's talking about me, you, and the professor. I think that's right. And I never realized friends are like attunement slots. There's only three of them in the heaven anymore. I really think we won him over in the primal room.
Oh, well, Bagram, I can only assume he's talking about me, you, and the professor. I think that's right. And I never realized friends are like attunement slots. There's only three of them in the heaven anymore. I really think we won him over in the primal room.
What is this? Professor, Professor, I've warned you before. We can't risk anything horrible happening to you. Of course not. I appreciate it, but... Let us go first, Professor.
What is this? Professor, Professor, I've warned you before. We can't risk anything horrible happening to you. Of course not. I appreciate it, but... Let us go first, Professor.
This is... This craftsmanship is unlike any culture or artistic ability I've ever seen before. It's beautiful.
This is... This craftsmanship is unlike any culture or artistic ability I've ever seen before. It's beautiful.
Don't you think it's odd that Vaas at the beginning sensed a great dragon here and we have yet to encounter it?
Don't you think it's odd that Vaas at the beginning sensed a great dragon here and we have yet to encounter it?
Our adventures will be legendary, G. Come on, Kra, best pal.
Our adventures will be legendary, G. Come on, Kra, best pal.
Willow, you were in there praying for quite a while. Did you uncover any kind of holy divine intervention telling you what to do with the statue?
Willow, you were in there praying for quite a while. Did you uncover any kind of holy divine intervention telling you what to do with the statue?
What was that? Keep behind me, Professor. This is the dragon, is that right?
What was that? Keep behind me, Professor. This is the dragon, is that right?
Who enters the lair of Castle Ghost?
Who enters the lair of Castle Ghost?
No, this is not right! He's got a great battle scar, I don't know what you mean! No!
No, this is not right! He's got a great battle scar, I don't know what you mean! No!
But now I have found sacrifices to Demogorgon, the Prince of Demons!
But now I have found sacrifices to Demogorgon, the Prince of Demons!
Look at him and say, I see what's up. You've been corrupted, some good dragon you are. I pick up my book that's hanging from my desk. Let me consult the Damaskrone. A demon and a dragon all in one. Oh, this will be a glorious day.
Look at him and say, I see what's up. You've been corrupted, some good dragon you are. I pick up my book that's hanging from my desk. Let me consult the Damaskrone. A demon and a dragon all in one. Oh, this will be a glorious day.
Okay. Sorry, I'm here. You'll be sorry that you crossed Bergrin Ironguard. I will bring great glory to the Dwarven people this day.
Okay. Sorry, I'm here. You'll be sorry that you crossed Bergrin Ironguard. I will bring great glory to the Dwarven people this day.
Seven it is, yeah. Dex check, you say?
Seven it is, yeah. Dex check, you say?
You do that.
You do that.
I wouldn't blame you. It takes a strong constitution to hang with the Darwin way of life.
I wouldn't blame you. It takes a strong constitution to hang with the Darwin way of life.
21 damage? Holy shit.
21 damage? Holy shit.
13.
13.
I have to do this.
I have to do this.
This is why I pay all of you. That's right. He's really paid us for.
This is why I pay all of you. That's right. He's really paid us for.
I'm a professor. This was not right.
I'm a professor. This was not right.
I did not have any fathoming that a bronze dragon would attack us in its own lair.
I did not have any fathoming that a bronze dragon would attack us in its own lair.
We are not safe, we need to go. Since when have Drakki have two heads? Since, since never!
We are not safe, we need to go. Since when have Drakki have two heads? Since, since never!
No, Master Vint, Miss Willow, no, we cannot stay. Professor, have you gotten what you needed here in this here ruin? would very much like to come back. No! It's a beautiful statue, but I... We need to destroy the statue before we leave. I don't think we have the power. Do you think we have the power? It is beautiful. I believe, I certainly do. I agree with Smelly Dwarf for once. Krall agrees.
No, Master Vint, Miss Willow, no, we cannot stay. Professor, have you gotten what you needed here in this here ruin? would very much like to come back. No! It's a beautiful statue, but I... We need to destroy the statue before we leave. I don't think we have the power. Do you think we have the power? It is beautiful. I believe, I certainly do. I agree with Smelly Dwarf for once. Krall agrees.
These are probably most foul. I was just wondering if anyone could check. No, no one. No one. Please, please don't touch them. However, I will help myself to that pile over there. And I want to walk over to the gold. I suggest being careful. Crosses, be careful.
These are probably most foul. I was just wondering if anyone could check. No, no one. No one. Please, please don't touch them. However, I will help myself to that pile over there. And I want to walk over to the gold. I suggest being careful. Crosses, be careful.
I think we should go back to Gonsmith. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.
I think we should go back to Gonsmith. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.
If you don't mind me asking and giving this ring, I suppose you won't. What did you learn in these ruins and how do you plan to have such a huge impact on Aventress?
If you don't mind me asking and giving this ring, I suppose you won't. What did you learn in these ruins and how do you plan to have such a huge impact on Aventress?
Knowledge is fun.
Knowledge is fun.
Professor, he asked where the book might be. I do not know. If you join me, maybe we can find out. You are still in the zone of truth, right? You are, 100%.
Professor, he asked where the book might be. I do not know. If you join me, maybe we can find out. You are still in the zone of truth, right? You are, 100%.
What's the Skazi saying?
What's the Skazi saying?
Wait. How does that work?
Wait. How does that work?
How do we know that? Because they built this old temple and then sometime after they brought this whole tower down. That's a great point.
How do we know that? Because they built this old temple and then sometime after they brought this whole tower down. That's a great point.