Babish
Appearances
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
It's fine. I don't like white chocolate. If you like white chocolate, you'd love that, I think. You can't beat a Kinder Bueno. No. Thin mints. Girl Scout cookies. You like Girl Scout cookies? Love Girl Scout cookies.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Yeah, oh. Oh my gosh. Chocolate looks high quality. I like it.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Yeah, dude, oh my God. Look at that. Here's the ultimate test.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Congratulations, Thick Mints. Twizzlers, get Twizzled.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
They're not my favorite, favorite, but once you pop, you just can't stop.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Overly crazy? I mean, we have white text with blue outline in the same font. If they wanted to sue, they would have grounds. Ooh, that smells like watermelon candy. Wait a second. And look at the sheer amount of jelly. There's a good amount of jelly in there. I'm not a big watermelon candy guy. I don't like the way fake watermelon tastes, and that's what it tastes like. I kind of like them.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Really great. The more I'm eating it, the more I like it too. If you want to put it in the crate, I'm right behind you. Andrew. I can't believe it. Twizzlers have been unseated by two Twizzler lovers. Nerds. Maybe my favorite candy. I love Nerds.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
If you suck on them, they start sweet, get sour, and go back to sweet. It's a journey.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Horrible. These definitely look thinner, for sure. All right, Dito's. They're stale. No bin of champions for you. F-tier.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
That's one of the worst looking packages I've ever seen.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Look how saturated these are. Wow. Compared to those, that's nuts. Those look terrible. Oh, they're soft. It tastes good, good flavor, not good texture.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I almost think that they're gum for a second. The flavor's definitely better, but everything else is worse.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I can't think of anything like it. Oh, I love this sound. So chewy.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
They're almost like a gummy in the center. I bet I can squish one of these with my finger. I can, see, yeah.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
It's almost like a orange vanilla, like orange cream Skittle.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
That tastes like cleaning products, yeah. I think we gotta do it.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Oh, I don't know about that. Look how wrinkly that is. Come on. I paid good money for this. Nick paid good money for this. Oh, it's stiff.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Wow. The smell of hazelnut. Hit me in the face like a hazelnut being thrown at my face. The hazelnuts are rancid, absolutely. Really? Yep, no good. What a bummer.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I don't know. That's tasty. Wait, we getting a weird aftertaste? Better or worse? Worse. Worse. Next up we have Mastella, which is from Egypt.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Every time, I'm a little surprised by how good they are.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Next up we have Nutoka. It looks very similar in terms of the label. It's supposed to have a stronger hazelnut flavor.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Do I love Nutoka? I don't know. I think we got a dead ringer here. I don't think I like one better than the other. Dead tie. Do we put it in the crate if it's a tie?
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
And it was just a tie. It couldn't raise above. In the end, there was only one nut master.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I wasn't allowed to eat it and I didn't try it until I was an adult and I hate it. The smell of these, they smell insane.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
This has natural fruit flavors. I doubt that. What is this?
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
There's a hair on it. There's a hair. There's a hair. There's a hair?
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Smells a little more natural, no way. That doesn't smell natural at all, it smells like. No, what does that smell like? It smells like lip balm. It tastes like if you took that lip balm and you used it like butter on corn.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I just got like sent back in time to like a morning right before school and I feel like I'm a little kid again and I didn't do my homework. But yeah, no, they're very tasty.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Similar. They went with a baby giraffe as the mascot instead of Tony the T. Also, do you notice that it's just taped on top with like a piece of scotch tape?
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Whoa, what the? How this smells so bad. Oh, that smells like the DMV.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
There's no sugar. It's horrible. And they taste like virtually nothing, like old corn.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
About seven more than I honestly thought would end up in there.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I feel refreshed just from hearing and looking at it. Thank you.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Ooh! That looks to be browner, I think. I think it's almost the exact same. Yeah.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
With the artificial sweeteners, not only does it taste a little off, the sweetness hits later.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I have no idea. I bet I can tell by smelling them. Okay, smell them both. Pringle.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
It looks like it's gonna be super sweet. Violently red. It looks like cough syrup.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
It finishes so tart. Yeah, that's gnarly. This is nice and sweet and gentle, like me. Orange soda, Fanta specifically.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I wonder if there's any semblance of actual orange. Cheers.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Yeah, it's well balanced. There's a little acid in there, but it's very sweet.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Red. Ah, ooh, halfway, orange. Whoa. That's disgusting. Definitely worse. Mountain Dew. Do the Dew.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Cheetos. I don't like them. Really? I find that I would never seek them out. Like, I'd never buy them, but if they're there, I'm gonna eat them. And Flamin' Hot, I think, tastes insane.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
It doesn't have the acid. It doesn't have the tartness to it.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Only one way to find out. Let's see if it's clear. It's clear. Ooh, smell it. Whoa. Okay. Yeah, that's different. More flavorful. I think it's better.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I have an embarrassing admission to make. I don't know if I've ever tried Dr. Pepper. What? Shh, don't tell anybody.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
The color of these are absurd. Dangerous. A purplish red.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
And I'm not the real Babish. I'm a knockoff. Did you smell that?
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Yeah, there's like cherry essence. Maybe licorice. That's bananas. My first Dr. Pepper. Glad it's with you. That's really good, yeah.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I thought it was gonna taste nuts from the smell, but it's actually pretty subdued. Good luck beating that.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Very difficult question to answer. Some of these are just perfect imitations. Some of them are improvements upon.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Weird looking, delicious tasting, interesting texture.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Nutoka. Same exact thing as Nutella, so really good. A tier.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I give these a B. They're just giant junior mints and I love junior mints. Yeah.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Dr. Bob. I love the name so much. I'm gonna give it an A tier. I loved it.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
It was really good. Just more flavorful Dr. Pepper. Jay's potato chips. I loved these. I'm gonna give these an A tier.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
This is like a slightly better Sprite, and I don't even like Sprite that much to begin with, so I'm gonna give it a D tier.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I was initially, but, like, they really grew on me. I really enjoy those.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
It sounds like a parody. It sounds like you made that up, like a fake UK snack. Spicy nibbly nobbles.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Corn toast. Twizzle. I love them. I wasn't even sure about these at first, but I love them so much. The texture, the flavor. Holy. Thanks for eating snacks with me. Thanks so much for having me, dude. That was a lot of fun.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
It almost tastes like a street snack or something, like a carnival food.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
They're always there for me. They're good and fatty too, like they have a great buttery kind of crunch to them. I feel like the queen of England. Yeah, what are we, some kind of Michelin star dinner party? Get ready for this knockoff. Oh boy. Riz crackers. What? Wait, wow. Those are the same. I mean, they look almost identical, but this one's like darker and I swear it looks a little oilier.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
No, they look the same. What am I saying? They look exactly the same. It's the exact same thing. It's the same thing.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I can't wait. Okay, there's the salt drink and the pizza.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
You're gonna build a pizza right now? Yeah, am I gonna not build a pizza?
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
We got pancakes and syrup, triple threat, cream cheese bagel, egg avocado toast, and I'm sorry, oysters?
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Donut delights, bite-sized donuts, mini cinnamon rolls and glaze, that sounds. Dang.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Do oysters have a lot of protein in them? What? What? What am I looking at here, dude? What is this?
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Please know that since we're a fake company, we're not bound to any food safety regulations. I'm not going to eat that. Brunchly, you've been disqualified. Fully. Good old Goldfish. The snack that's miles back. I've been having Goldfish ever since I was a kid. Absolutely, and I feel like this is one of those snacks that objectively doesn't taste very good, but I love them.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I used to take fruit roll-ups and fold them up into a little square and glue it to the top of my mouth and just leave it there for as long as it would last, basically.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
This whale is surfing. He's surfing. Frankly, having a better time than this fish, I think. The color is way darker. Oh, wow. You ain't kidding. I'm not going to lie. Those look better to me.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
They taste like Kraft mac and cheese powder, but in dog food form.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Windows snacks, that's incredible. They're just puffs. I was certain they were at least gonna be square, but they're just puffs. They're so soft. They have like no crunch to them.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Taste is more important than texture, am I right? Not enough cream filling, not crunchy enough. Too bland also. Too bland, worse on all counts.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I like how they give it a Nutri-Score E. It's not good for you.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Oh, it smells like canned frosting. Really sweet. There's a reason it smells like canned frosting. Weird, weird aftertaste. Yeah.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Yeah, those are rough. Don't like them. No, cookie's bad, it leaves a weird film.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
M&M's. I'm a peanut butter M&M's guy, personally. We can be different.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Indistinguishable. Is it just me, or is that significantly better? It tastes more like a kettle chip. It's got a better crunch, which I like. I don't like thin chips.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Yeah, no, look at us. I don't like plain M&M's that much.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Yeah, they're too thin, chocolate isn't great, but that chocolate plays so well with peanut. They're a great texture combination, you get a little bit of crunch from the peanut, the great candy shell crunch. What color are you going for? I'm a cherry guy. And I always do this. I always bite off half.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
That's TJ Miller's character from the Emoji movie. How do you even know that? I don't know. I didn't even see that movie. There he is. That's the actual image.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Is it just me or do they have a cleaner, shinier shell?
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
No, but I felt like it. I thought you broke your tooth. I thought so too.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I can't taste the chocolate. The nuts are so stale. They're smooshy. Imagine thinking you're about to have a peanut M&M and eating that. There's one more knockoff. Thank god. Ugh.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Oh, I found the spot. That's ridiculous. That's just chocolate. There's no candy shell. It's disgusting. Oh, it keeps getting worse. The chocolate tastes like it's artificially sweetened to start. Once that goes away, you have a rancid, bitter peanut. I've never had such a progression of grossness.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
This doesn't really taste like a potato. This tastes like a potato to me. These, I think, are better than the original. We're off to a strong start. Doritos. The very best flavored tortilla chips. Well, Cool Ranch is better. True.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
You can see that, like they dipped it and then pulled it out.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
It's beautiful. It looks like one of those cross sections of the earth.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
There's no nutritional information. There's nothing. Blank. Packaging's odd. It's like papery. That's just a Snickers bar. They just rewrapped a Snickers bar. Why did they do this? Is Snickers illegal in Pakistan?
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
White chocolate Snickers. What is this gonna be like? I don't know.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Give me a Kit, give me a Kat, give me a Kit Kat, just give me a Kit Kat.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Well, first off, it says since 1979. When did KitKat come out?
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Also, I'm noticing on the picture real quick that there's five layers. Kit Kat only has three. It looks like darker chocolate slightly.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
That smells like Cadbury, yeah. Wow! Here, take a little bite. No? No. The chocolate's better. The wafer tastes a little stale. Tastes like those pink or white sugar wafers.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Bright, cheesy, delicious. I'm 10 years old. I'm playing Super Nintendo. I'm having the time of my life.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
If they put that chocolate in this Kit Kat... Game over? I think it would be in the bin.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Oh! Whoa! It's broken and the wafer's fully exposed on the bottom. Whoa. The humanity.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
This one has a little, what looks like a Joker Funko Pop.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I've definitely never had a Kinder Egg. This is new to me. Oh, you got the cream side.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Some assembly required. What is going on there? That doesn't seem right. That's clearly supposed to go in there.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Oh. Kids toys are now iPhone holders, great. So is this like the center of a Cadbury cream egg?
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I don't know, this could be good. These are like caviar spoons, kind of. Oh, it tastes like a protein bar. Something meaty about it to me. Might be the worst thing we've had today. Ah, that's disgusting. It tastes like fake butter flavor. Oh, here's a game. Is that supposed to be a maze? And this little egg is saying, candy, I love cook, ice skating and ice cream.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Slightly thinner, less seasoning sounds awful. The packaging is hilarious. It's the same red outline on the font.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
I've eaten so many of this exact bar, it's disgusting.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
This should be illegal. Everything today should be illegal, every single thing. Lindt is known for their fancy Swiss chef. These both have a chef on the back. Look at the difference between these chefs.
Nick DiGiovanni
I Tried Every Knock Off Snack
Is it bad? Oh, terrible. That doesn't even taste like chocolate to me. It tastes like a marshmallow.