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Wow, it's so puffy. There we go. Oh, my God.

Wow, it's so puffy. There we go. Oh, my God.

It's fine. I don't like white chocolate. If you like white chocolate, you'd love that, I think. You can't beat a Kinder Bueno. No. Thin mints. Girl Scout cookies. You like Girl Scout cookies? Love Girl Scout cookies.

It's fine. I don't like white chocolate. If you like white chocolate, you'd love that, I think. You can't beat a Kinder Bueno. No. Thin mints. Girl Scout cookies. You like Girl Scout cookies? Love Girl Scout cookies.

The mint is refreshing, it's cooling.

The mint is refreshing, it's cooling.

Yeah, oh. Oh my gosh. Chocolate looks high quality. I like it.

Yeah, oh. Oh my gosh. Chocolate looks high quality. I like it.

Yeah, dude, oh my God. Look at that. Here's the ultimate test.

Yeah, dude, oh my God. Look at that. Here's the ultimate test.

Congratulations, Thick Mints. Twizzlers, get Twizzled.

Congratulations, Thick Mints. Twizzlers, get Twizzled.

They're not my favorite, favorite, but once you pop, you just can't stop.

They're not my favorite, favorite, but once you pop, you just can't stop.

Very old man candy.

Very old man candy.

Overly crazy? I mean, we have white text with blue outline in the same font. If they wanted to sue, they would have grounds. Ooh, that smells like watermelon candy. Wait a second. And look at the sheer amount of jelly. There's a good amount of jelly in there. I'm not a big watermelon candy guy. I don't like the way fake watermelon tastes, and that's what it tastes like. I kind of like them.

Overly crazy? I mean, we have white text with blue outline in the same font. If they wanted to sue, they would have grounds. Ooh, that smells like watermelon candy. Wait a second. And look at the sheer amount of jelly. There's a good amount of jelly in there. I'm not a big watermelon candy guy. I don't like the way fake watermelon tastes, and that's what it tastes like. I kind of like them.

They have a great texture.

They have a great texture.

Really great. The more I'm eating it, the more I like it too. If you want to put it in the crate, I'm right behind you. Andrew. I can't believe it. Twizzlers have been unseated by two Twizzler lovers. Nerds. Maybe my favorite candy. I love Nerds.

Really great. The more I'm eating it, the more I like it too. If you want to put it in the crate, I'm right behind you. Andrew. I can't believe it. Twizzlers have been unseated by two Twizzler lovers. Nerds. Maybe my favorite candy. I love Nerds.

If you suck on them, they start sweet, get sour, and go back to sweet. It's a journey.

If you suck on them, they start sweet, get sour, and go back to sweet. It's a journey.

Ah, there we go.

Ah, there we go.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Horrible. These definitely look thinner, for sure. All right, Dito's. They're stale. No bin of champions for you. F-tier.

Horrible. These definitely look thinner, for sure. All right, Dito's. They're stale. No bin of champions for you. F-tier.

That's one of the worst looking packages I've ever seen.

That's one of the worst looking packages I've ever seen.

Look how saturated these are. Wow. Compared to those, that's nuts. Those look terrible. Oh, they're soft. It tastes good, good flavor, not good texture.

Look how saturated these are. Wow. Compared to those, that's nuts. Those look terrible. Oh, they're soft. It tastes good, good flavor, not good texture.

100%, that tastes more natural.

100%, that tastes more natural.

I almost think that they're gum for a second. The flavor's definitely better, but everything else is worse.

I almost think that they're gum for a second. The flavor's definitely better, but everything else is worse.

I can't think of anything like it. Oh, I love this sound. So chewy.

I can't think of anything like it. Oh, I love this sound. So chewy.

Looks like you left them out in the sun.

Looks like you left them out in the sun.

Whoa, they're softer.

Whoa, they're softer.

They're almost like a gummy in the center. I bet I can squish one of these with my finger. I can, see, yeah.

They're almost like a gummy in the center. I bet I can squish one of these with my finger. I can, see, yeah.

Orange tastes better too.

Orange tastes better too.

It's almost like a orange vanilla, like orange cream Skittle.

It's almost like a orange vanilla, like orange cream Skittle.

Here goes.

Here goes.

That tastes like cleaning products, yeah. I think we gotta do it.

That tastes like cleaning products, yeah. I think we gotta do it.

What are the other two things?

What are the other two things?

This guy.

This guy.

Oh, I don't know about that. Look how wrinkly that is. Come on. I paid good money for this. Nick paid good money for this. Oh, it's stiff.

Oh, I don't know about that. Look how wrinkly that is. Come on. I paid good money for this. Nick paid good money for this. Oh, it's stiff.

Whoa, it tastes weird.

Whoa, it tastes weird.

Nougat.

Nougat.

I love that.

I love that.

Wow. The smell of hazelnut. Hit me in the face like a hazelnut being thrown at my face. The hazelnuts are rancid, absolutely. Really? Yep, no good. What a bummer.

Wow. The smell of hazelnut. Hit me in the face like a hazelnut being thrown at my face. The hazelnuts are rancid, absolutely. Really? Yep, no good. What a bummer.

I don't know. That's tasty. Wait, we getting a weird aftertaste? Better or worse? Worse. Worse. Next up we have Mastella, which is from Egypt.

I don't know. That's tasty. Wait, we getting a weird aftertaste? Better or worse? Worse. Worse. Next up we have Mastella, which is from Egypt.

Every time, I'm a little surprised by how good they are.

Every time, I'm a little surprised by how good they are.

Does not, it's very similar.

Does not, it's very similar.

Next up we have Nutoka. It looks very similar in terms of the label. It's supposed to have a stronger hazelnut flavor.

Next up we have Nutoka. It looks very similar in terms of the label. It's supposed to have a stronger hazelnut flavor.

Do I love Nutoka? I don't know. I think we got a dead ringer here. I don't think I like one better than the other. Dead tie. Do we put it in the crate if it's a tie?

Do I love Nutoka? I don't know. I think we got a dead ringer here. I don't think I like one better than the other. Dead tie. Do we put it in the crate if it's a tie?

If we didn't, then we can say it now.

If we didn't, then we can say it now.

That's my digital signature on all my emails.

That's my digital signature on all my emails.

And it was just a tie. It couldn't raise above. In the end, there was only one nut master.

And it was just a tie. It couldn't raise above. In the end, there was only one nut master.

I wasn't allowed to eat it and I didn't try it until I was an adult and I hate it. The smell of these, they smell insane.

I wasn't allowed to eat it and I didn't try it until I was an adult and I hate it. The smell of these, they smell insane.

This has natural fruit flavors. I doubt that. What is this?

This has natural fruit flavors. I doubt that. What is this?

There's a hair on it. There's a hair. There's a hair. There's a hair?

There's a hair on it. There's a hair. There's a hair. There's a hair?

Smells a little more natural, no way. That doesn't smell natural at all, it smells like. No, what does that smell like? It smells like lip balm. It tastes like if you took that lip balm and you used it like butter on corn.

Smells a little more natural, no way. That doesn't smell natural at all, it smells like. No, what does that smell like? It smells like lip balm. It tastes like if you took that lip balm and you used it like butter on corn.

I just got like sent back in time to like a morning right before school and I feel like I'm a little kid again and I didn't do my homework. But yeah, no, they're very tasty.

I just got like sent back in time to like a morning right before school and I feel like I'm a little kid again and I didn't do my homework. But yeah, no, they're very tasty.

Similar. They went with a baby giraffe as the mascot instead of Tony the T. Also, do you notice that it's just taped on top with like a piece of scotch tape?

Similar. They went with a baby giraffe as the mascot instead of Tony the T. Also, do you notice that it's just taped on top with like a piece of scotch tape?

I guess they couldn't get glue.

I guess they couldn't get glue.

Whoa, what the? How this smells so bad. Oh, that smells like the DMV.

Whoa, what the? How this smells so bad. Oh, that smells like the DMV.

Dude, smell that.

Dude, smell that.

There's no sugar. It's horrible. And they taste like virtually nothing, like old corn.

There's no sugar. It's horrible. And they taste like virtually nothing, like old corn.

About seven more than I honestly thought would end up in there.

About seven more than I honestly thought would end up in there.

I feel refreshed just from hearing and looking at it. Thank you.

I feel refreshed just from hearing and looking at it. Thank you.

Like a coffee with some red food coloring in it.

Like a coffee with some red food coloring in it.

Ooh! That looks to be browner, I think. I think it's almost the exact same. Yeah.

Ooh! That looks to be browner, I think. I think it's almost the exact same. Yeah.

With the artificial sweeteners, not only does it taste a little off, the sweetness hits later.

With the artificial sweeteners, not only does it taste a little off, the sweetness hits later.

What I think the color blue tastes like.

What I think the color blue tastes like.

Oh, there's electrolytes.

Oh, there's electrolytes.

I have no idea. I bet I can tell by smelling them. Okay, smell them both. Pringle.

I have no idea. I bet I can tell by smelling them. Okay, smell them both. Pringle.

Yeah, they're ripping off everybody at once.

Yeah, they're ripping off everybody at once.

It looks like it's gonna be super sweet. Violently red. It looks like cough syrup.

It looks like it's gonna be super sweet. Violently red. It looks like cough syrup.

It finishes so tart. Yeah, that's gnarly. This is nice and sweet and gentle, like me. Orange soda, Fanta specifically.

It finishes so tart. Yeah, that's gnarly. This is nice and sweet and gentle, like me. Orange soda, Fanta specifically.

I wonder if there's any semblance of actual orange. Cheers.

I wonder if there's any semblance of actual orange. Cheers.

Yeah, it's well balanced. There's a little acid in there, but it's very sweet.

Yeah, it's well balanced. There's a little acid in there, but it's very sweet.

Twing!

Twing!

It's so much smaller.

It's so much smaller.

That is like four gulps. It looks the same.

That is like four gulps. It looks the same.

It's pathetic.

It's pathetic.

Nope, no wonder they make it so small, it's gross.

Nope, no wonder they make it so small, it's gross.

Get some caffeine in the mix, yeah.

Get some caffeine in the mix, yeah.

How were you alive?

How were you alive?

It's got a heart rate, EKG, on it.

It's got a heart rate, EKG, on it.

Red. Ah, ooh, halfway, orange. Whoa. That's disgusting. Definitely worse. Mountain Dew. Do the Dew.

Red. Ah, ooh, halfway, orange. Whoa. That's disgusting. Definitely worse. Mountain Dew. Do the Dew.

Cheetos. I don't like them. Really? I find that I would never seek them out. Like, I'd never buy them, but if they're there, I'm gonna eat them. And Flamin' Hot, I think, tastes insane.

Cheetos. I don't like them. Really? I find that I would never seek them out. Like, I'd never buy them, but if they're there, I'm gonna eat them. And Flamin' Hot, I think, tastes insane.

Not occurring in nature. Let's give it a try.

Not occurring in nature. Let's give it a try.

Mountain Lightning sounds more exciting.

Mountain Lightning sounds more exciting.

Oh, that looks pretty much the same.

Oh, that looks pretty much the same.

It doesn't have the acid. It doesn't have the tartness to it.

It doesn't have the acid. It doesn't have the tartness to it.

It really just tastes like sweet water.

It really just tastes like sweet water.

Not as appetizing sounding as Sprite.

Not as appetizing sounding as Sprite.

Only one way to find out. Let's see if it's clear. It's clear. Ooh, smell it. Whoa. Okay. Yeah, that's different. More flavorful. I think it's better.

Only one way to find out. Let's see if it's clear. It's clear. Ooh, smell it. Whoa. Okay. Yeah, that's different. More flavorful. I think it's better.

Create a chance.

Create a chance.

I have an embarrassing admission to make. I don't know if I've ever tried Dr. Pepper. What? Shh, don't tell anybody.

I have an embarrassing admission to make. I don't know if I've ever tried Dr. Pepper. What? Shh, don't tell anybody.

The color of these are absurd. Dangerous. A purplish red.

The color of these are absurd. Dangerous. A purplish red.

I'm very excited to try it.

I'm very excited to try it.

And I'm not the real Babish. I'm a knockoff. Did you smell that?

And I'm not the real Babish. I'm a knockoff. Did you smell that?

Yeah, there's like cherry essence. Maybe licorice. That's bananas. My first Dr. Pepper. Glad it's with you. That's really good, yeah.

Yeah, there's like cherry essence. Maybe licorice. That's bananas. My first Dr. Pepper. Glad it's with you. That's really good, yeah.

I thought it was gonna taste nuts from the smell, but it's actually pretty subdued. Good luck beating that.

I thought it was gonna taste nuts from the smell, but it's actually pretty subdued. Good luck beating that.

It tastes just like it, but there's more flavor.

It tastes just like it, but there's more flavor.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Holy heck.

Holy heck.

Very difficult question to answer. Some of these are just perfect imitations. Some of them are improvements upon.

Very difficult question to answer. Some of these are just perfect imitations. Some of them are improvements upon.

Weird looking, delicious tasting, interesting texture.

Weird looking, delicious tasting, interesting texture.

Nutoka. Same exact thing as Nutella, so really good. A tier.

Nutoka. Same exact thing as Nutella, so really good. A tier.

I give these a B. They're just giant junior mints and I love junior mints. Yeah.

I give these a B. They're just giant junior mints and I love junior mints. Yeah.

Corn toes. I think you like these more than me.

Corn toes. I think you like these more than me.

Dispute B. I did it.

Dispute B. I did it.

Dr. Bob. I love the name so much. I'm gonna give it an A tier. I loved it.

Dr. Bob. I love the name so much. I'm gonna give it an A tier. I loved it.

It was really good. Just more flavorful Dr. Pepper. Jay's potato chips. I loved these. I'm gonna give these an A tier.

It was really good. Just more flavorful Dr. Pepper. Jay's potato chips. I loved these. I'm gonna give these an A tier.

This is like a slightly better Sprite, and I don't even like Sprite that much to begin with, so I'm gonna give it a D tier.

This is like a slightly better Sprite, and I don't even like Sprite that much to begin with, so I'm gonna give it a D tier.

I was initially, but, like, they really grew on me. I really enjoy those.

I was initially, but, like, they really grew on me. I really enjoy those.

It sounds like a parody. It sounds like you made that up, like a fake UK snack. Spicy nibbly nobbles.

It sounds like a parody. It sounds like you made that up, like a fake UK snack. Spicy nibbly nobbles.

I'm gonna agree with you on that. A tier. A tier?

I'm gonna agree with you on that. A tier. A tier?

Corn toast. Twizzle. I love them. I wasn't even sure about these at first, but I love them so much. The texture, the flavor. Holy. Thanks for eating snacks with me. Thanks so much for having me, dude. That was a lot of fun.

Corn toast. Twizzle. I love them. I wasn't even sure about these at first, but I love them so much. The texture, the flavor. Holy. Thanks for eating snacks with me. Thanks so much for having me, dude. That was a lot of fun.

It almost tastes like a street snack or something, like a carnival food.

It almost tastes like a street snack or something, like a carnival food.

I'll second that vote, yeah.

I'll second that vote, yeah.

They're always there for me. They're good and fatty too, like they have a great buttery kind of crunch to them. I feel like the queen of England. Yeah, what are we, some kind of Michelin star dinner party? Get ready for this knockoff. Oh boy. Riz crackers. What? Wait, wow. Those are the same. I mean, they look almost identical, but this one's like darker and I swear it looks a little oilier.

They're always there for me. They're good and fatty too, like they have a great buttery kind of crunch to them. I feel like the queen of England. Yeah, what are we, some kind of Michelin star dinner party? Get ready for this knockoff. Oh boy. Riz crackers. What? Wait, wow. Those are the same. I mean, they look almost identical, but this one's like darker and I swear it looks a little oilier.

No, they look the same. What am I saying? They look exactly the same. It's the exact same thing. It's the same thing.

No, they look the same. What am I saying? They look exactly the same. It's the exact same thing. It's the same thing.

I can't wait. Okay, there's the salt drink and the pizza.

I can't wait. Okay, there's the salt drink and the pizza.

When's the last time you had a Lunchable?

When's the last time you had a Lunchable?

You're gonna build a pizza right now? Yeah, am I gonna not build a pizza?

You're gonna build a pizza right now? Yeah, am I gonna not build a pizza?

All right, here's my pizza. It's delicious.

All right, here's my pizza. It's delicious.

We got pancakes and syrup, triple threat, cream cheese bagel, egg avocado toast, and I'm sorry, oysters?

We got pancakes and syrup, triple threat, cream cheese bagel, egg avocado toast, and I'm sorry, oysters?

Donut delights, bite-sized donuts, mini cinnamon rolls and glaze, that sounds. Dang.

Donut delights, bite-sized donuts, mini cinnamon rolls and glaze, that sounds. Dang.

Do oysters have a lot of protein in them? What? What? What am I looking at here, dude? What is this?

Do oysters have a lot of protein in them? What? What? What am I looking at here, dude? What is this?

And the oysters are plastic.

And the oysters are plastic.

What's going on?

What's going on?

Please know that since we're a fake company, we're not bound to any food safety regulations. I'm not going to eat that. Brunchly, you've been disqualified. Fully. Good old Goldfish. The snack that's miles back. I've been having Goldfish ever since I was a kid. Absolutely, and I feel like this is one of those snacks that objectively doesn't taste very good, but I love them.

Please know that since we're a fake company, we're not bound to any food safety regulations. I'm not going to eat that. Brunchly, you've been disqualified. Fully. Good old Goldfish. The snack that's miles back. I've been having Goldfish ever since I was a kid. Absolutely, and I feel like this is one of those snacks that objectively doesn't taste very good, but I love them.

For some reason, you just .

For some reason, you just .

I used to take fruit roll-ups and fold them up into a little square and glue it to the top of my mouth and just leave it there for as long as it would last, basically.

I used to take fruit roll-ups and fold them up into a little square and glue it to the top of my mouth and just leave it there for as long as it would last, basically.

Yes.

Yes.

This whale is surfing. He's surfing. Frankly, having a better time than this fish, I think. The color is way darker. Oh, wow. You ain't kidding. I'm not going to lie. Those look better to me.

This whale is surfing. He's surfing. Frankly, having a better time than this fish, I think. The color is way darker. Oh, wow. You ain't kidding. I'm not going to lie. Those look better to me.

They taste like Kraft mac and cheese powder, but in dog food form.

They taste like Kraft mac and cheese powder, but in dog food form.

There's no cheese. No champion crate winners here.

There's no cheese. No champion crate winners here.

Windows snacks, that's incredible. They're just puffs. I was certain they were at least gonna be square, but they're just puffs. They're so soft. They have like no crunch to them.

Windows snacks, that's incredible. They're just puffs. I was certain they were at least gonna be square, but they're just puffs. They're so soft. They have like no crunch to them.

Oreo.

Oreo.

Taste is more important than texture, am I right? Not enough cream filling, not crunchy enough. Too bland also. Too bland, worse on all counts.

Taste is more important than texture, am I right? Not enough cream filling, not crunchy enough. Too bland also. Too bland, worse on all counts.

I like how they give it a Nutri-Score E. It's not good for you.

I like how they give it a Nutri-Score E. It's not good for you.

And it tastes good too. I like that better.

And it tastes good too. I like that better.

Oh, it smells like canned frosting. Really sweet. There's a reason it smells like canned frosting. Weird, weird aftertaste. Yeah.

Oh, it smells like canned frosting. Really sweet. There's a reason it smells like canned frosting. Weird, weird aftertaste. Yeah.

Fun fact about Algeria, I don't know where it is.

Fun fact about Algeria, I don't know where it is.

Yeah, those are rough. Don't like them. No, cookie's bad, it leaves a weird film.

Yeah, those are rough. Don't like them. No, cookie's bad, it leaves a weird film.

M&M's. I'm a peanut butter M&M's guy, personally. We can be different.

M&M's. I'm a peanut butter M&M's guy, personally. We can be different.

Indistinguishable. Is it just me, or is that significantly better? It tastes more like a kettle chip. It's got a better crunch, which I like. I don't like thin chips.

Indistinguishable. Is it just me, or is that significantly better? It tastes more like a kettle chip. It's got a better crunch, which I like. I don't like thin chips.

Yeah, no, look at us. I don't like plain M&M's that much.

Yeah, no, look at us. I don't like plain M&M's that much.

Yeah, they're too thin, chocolate isn't great, but that chocolate plays so well with peanut. They're a great texture combination, you get a little bit of crunch from the peanut, the great candy shell crunch. What color are you going for? I'm a cherry guy. And I always do this. I always bite off half.

Yeah, they're too thin, chocolate isn't great, but that chocolate plays so well with peanut. They're a great texture combination, you get a little bit of crunch from the peanut, the great candy shell crunch. What color are you going for? I'm a cherry guy. And I always do this. I always bite off half.

Just so I can see what's going on.

Just so I can see what's going on.

And let's see what the color ratios are.

And let's see what the color ratios are.

That's TJ Miller's character from the Emoji movie. How do you even know that? I don't know. I didn't even see that movie. There he is. That's the actual image.

That's TJ Miller's character from the Emoji movie. How do you even know that? I don't know. I didn't even see that movie. There he is. That's the actual image.

There's ghostly white.

There's ghostly white.

Is it just me or do they have a cleaner, shinier shell?

Is it just me or do they have a cleaner, shinier shell?

No contest. Those look better.

No contest. Those look better.

Yeah, that's bothersome.

Yeah, that's bothersome.

Exactly. Yeah.

Exactly. Yeah.

No, but I felt like it. I thought you broke your tooth. I thought so too.

No, but I felt like it. I thought you broke your tooth. I thought so too.

I can't taste the chocolate. The nuts are so stale. They're smooshy. Imagine thinking you're about to have a peanut M&M and eating that. There's one more knockoff. Thank god. Ugh.

I can't taste the chocolate. The nuts are so stale. They're smooshy. Imagine thinking you're about to have a peanut M&M and eating that. There's one more knockoff. Thank god. Ugh.

Oh, I found the spot. That's ridiculous. That's just chocolate. There's no candy shell. It's disgusting. Oh, it keeps getting worse. The chocolate tastes like it's artificially sweetened to start. Once that goes away, you have a rancid, bitter peanut. I've never had such a progression of grossness.

Oh, I found the spot. That's ridiculous. That's just chocolate. There's no candy shell. It's disgusting. Oh, it keeps getting worse. The chocolate tastes like it's artificially sweetened to start. Once that goes away, you have a rancid, bitter peanut. I've never had such a progression of grossness.

This doesn't really taste like a potato. This tastes like a potato to me. These, I think, are better than the original. We're off to a strong start. Doritos. The very best flavored tortilla chips. Well, Cool Ranch is better. True.

This doesn't really taste like a potato. This tastes like a potato to me. These, I think, are better than the original. We're off to a strong start. Doritos. The very best flavored tortilla chips. Well, Cool Ranch is better. True.

You can see that, like they dipped it and then pulled it out.

You can see that, like they dipped it and then pulled it out.

It's beautiful. It looks like one of those cross sections of the earth.

It's beautiful. It looks like one of those cross sections of the earth.

There's no nutritional information. There's nothing. Blank. Packaging's odd. It's like papery. That's just a Snickers bar. They just rewrapped a Snickers bar. Why did they do this? Is Snickers illegal in Pakistan?

There's no nutritional information. There's nothing. Blank. Packaging's odd. It's like papery. That's just a Snickers bar. They just rewrapped a Snickers bar. Why did they do this? Is Snickers illegal in Pakistan?

White chocolate Snickers. What is this gonna be like? I don't know.

White chocolate Snickers. What is this gonna be like? I don't know.

It tastes stale.

It tastes stale.

Give me a Kit, give me a Kat, give me a Kit Kat, just give me a Kit Kat.

Give me a Kit, give me a Kat, give me a Kit Kat, just give me a Kit Kat.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Mm-mm.

Mm-mm.

Well, first off, it says since 1979. When did KitKat come out?

Well, first off, it says since 1979. When did KitKat come out?

That looks good. Am I crazy? That looks nice.

That looks good. Am I crazy? That looks nice.

Also, I'm noticing on the picture real quick that there's five layers. Kit Kat only has three. It looks like darker chocolate slightly.

Also, I'm noticing on the picture real quick that there's five layers. Kit Kat only has three. It looks like darker chocolate slightly.

That smells like Cadbury, yeah. Wow! Here, take a little bite. No? No. The chocolate's better. The wafer tastes a little stale. Tastes like those pink or white sugar wafers.

That smells like Cadbury, yeah. Wow! Here, take a little bite. No? No. The chocolate's better. The wafer tastes a little stale. Tastes like those pink or white sugar wafers.

Bright, cheesy, delicious. I'm 10 years old. I'm playing Super Nintendo. I'm having the time of my life.

Bright, cheesy, delicious. I'm 10 years old. I'm playing Super Nintendo. I'm having the time of my life.

If they put that chocolate in this Kit Kat... Game over? I think it would be in the bin.

If they put that chocolate in this Kit Kat... Game over? I think it would be in the bin.

Oh! Whoa! It's broken and the wafer's fully exposed on the bottom. Whoa. The humanity.

Oh! Whoa! It's broken and the wafer's fully exposed on the bottom. Whoa. The humanity.

The chocolate's better.

The chocolate's better.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

This one has a little, what looks like a Joker Funko Pop.

This one has a little, what looks like a Joker Funko Pop.

I've definitely never had a Kinder Egg. This is new to me. Oh, you got the cream side.

I've definitely never had a Kinder Egg. This is new to me. Oh, you got the cream side.

Some assembly required. What is going on there? That doesn't seem right. That's clearly supposed to go in there.

Some assembly required. What is going on there? That doesn't seem right. That's clearly supposed to go in there.

What do we got?

What do we got?

Oh. Kids toys are now iPhone holders, great. So is this like the center of a Cadbury cream egg?

Oh. Kids toys are now iPhone holders, great. So is this like the center of a Cadbury cream egg?

Oh, fabulous.

Oh, fabulous.

Oh, just look at the size of it.

Oh, just look at the size of it.

Yeah, it's not an egg.

Yeah, it's not an egg.

That's the worst fidget spinner I've ever spun.

That's the worst fidget spinner I've ever spun.

I don't know, this could be good. These are like caviar spoons, kind of. Oh, it tastes like a protein bar. Something meaty about it to me. Might be the worst thing we've had today. Ah, that's disgusting. It tastes like fake butter flavor. Oh, here's a game. Is that supposed to be a maze? And this little egg is saying, candy, I love cook, ice skating and ice cream.

I don't know, this could be good. These are like caviar spoons, kind of. Oh, it tastes like a protein bar. Something meaty about it to me. Might be the worst thing we've had today. Ah, that's disgusting. It tastes like fake butter flavor. Oh, here's a game. Is that supposed to be a maze? And this little egg is saying, candy, I love cook, ice skating and ice cream.

Slightly thinner, less seasoning sounds awful. The packaging is hilarious. It's the same red outline on the font.

Slightly thinner, less seasoning sounds awful. The packaging is hilarious. It's the same red outline on the font.

And my BFF is Bella, I had it memorized, Nick.

And my BFF is Bella, I had it memorized, Nick.

I've eaten so many of this exact bar, it's disgusting.

I've eaten so many of this exact bar, it's disgusting.

Listen to the sound it makes. Oh my god.

Listen to the sound it makes. Oh my god.

I don't know how they're gonna one-up this.

I don't know how they're gonna one-up this.

This should be illegal. Everything today should be illegal, every single thing. Lindt is known for their fancy Swiss chef. These both have a chef on the back. Look at the difference between these chefs.

This should be illegal. Everything today should be illegal, every single thing. Lindt is known for their fancy Swiss chef. These both have a chef on the back. Look at the difference between these chefs.

No, that's a model.

No, that's a model.

We know what we're doing.

We know what we're doing.

Is it bad? Oh, terrible. That doesn't even taste like chocolate to me. It tastes like a marshmallow.

Is it bad? Oh, terrible. That doesn't even taste like chocolate to me. It tastes like a marshmallow.

Kinder Bueno.

Kinder Bueno.

I love hazelnut. I love chocolate.

I love hazelnut. I love chocolate.