Audrey Scott

It's the best open mic in Austin, you know? Free sandwich on the way. Yeah, it's roast beef, salami, turkey, ham, and then Swiss cheese on top. It goes pretty hard, actually. Absolutely amazing.

It's the best open mic in Austin, you know? Free sandwich on the way. Yeah, it's roast beef, salami, turkey, ham, and then Swiss cheese on top. It goes pretty hard, actually. Absolutely amazing.

Uh, I've been hula hooping recently. I got a hula hoop at Walmart when I was buying roach poison for roaches in my house, because I have roaches in my house. They're really bad. But the hula hoop's been, like, really helping out. Okay. Yeah. All right.

Uh, I've been hula hooping recently. I got a hula hoop at Walmart when I was buying roach poison for roaches in my house, because I have roaches in my house. They're really bad. But the hula hoop's been, like, really helping out. Okay. Yeah. All right.

Uh, I've been hula hooping recently. I got a hula hoop at Walmart when I was buying roach poison for roaches in my house, because I have roaches in my house. They're really bad. But the hula hoop's been, like, really helping out. Okay. Yeah. All right.

Not, like, the EDM, like, slutty level yet, where I'm, like, you know, we're just wearing sequins and shit. But I'm getting, like, an hourglass figure from it. I just go like this in my backyard. What kind of tricks should she know? You can, like, throw it and catch it.

Not, like, the EDM, like, slutty level yet, where I'm, like, you know, we're just wearing sequins and shit. But I'm getting, like, an hourglass figure from it. I just go like this in my backyard. What kind of tricks should she know? You can, like, throw it and catch it.

Not, like, the EDM, like, slutty level yet, where I'm, like, you know, we're just wearing sequins and shit. But I'm getting, like, an hourglass figure from it. I just go like this in my backyard. What kind of tricks should she know? You can, like, throw it and catch it.

Yeah, you can hoop it everywhere. She's still just working on the hips, though, it turns out. I can do the neck and the arm, but now I'm mastering the hips. So it's a new challenge.

Yeah, you can hoop it everywhere. She's still just working on the hips, though, it turns out. I can do the neck and the arm, but now I'm mastering the hips. So it's a new challenge.

Yeah, you can hoop it everywhere. She's still just working on the hips, though, it turns out. I can do the neck and the arm, but now I'm mastering the hips. So it's a new challenge.

Dude, it's not. It's a really good exercise. I don't want to go to the fucking gym and get filmed by an influencer or have a sweaty fat person on equipment.

Dude, it's not. It's a really good exercise. I don't want to go to the fucking gym and get filmed by an influencer or have a sweaty fat person on equipment.

Dude, it's not. It's a really good exercise. I don't want to go to the fucking gym and get filmed by an influencer or have a sweaty fat person on equipment.

I don't identify as a hula hooper. That would be weird. That's what I'm saying. You got to get rid of it now. Ugh. Yeah. Maybe. I'll do pogo stick or unicycle or something.

I don't identify as a hula hooper. That would be weird. That's what I'm saying. You got to get rid of it now. Ugh. Yeah. Maybe. I'll do pogo stick or unicycle or something.

I don't identify as a hula hooper. That would be weird. That's what I'm saying. You got to get rid of it now. Ugh. Yeah. Maybe. I'll do pogo stick or unicycle or something.

They scare me, man.

They scare me, man.

They scare me, man.