Arturo

No, what is that? What the fuck? Lifetime. Lifetime. Yeah, Lifetime, whatever.

No, what is that? What the fuck? Lifetime. Lifetime. Yeah, Lifetime, whatever.

Love lift us up where we belong.

Love lift us up where we belong.

I think we'll be out of here the next week! I think it'll be fine.

I think we'll be out of here the next week! I think it'll be fine.

Thoughts and prayers! Thoughts and prayers!

Thoughts and prayers! Thoughts and prayers!

Folks, I invented bowling! It's terrible, but there's nothing else to do!

Folks, I invented bowling! It's terrible, but there's nothing else to do!

Scoring doesn't make any sense! Oh, look, you got a strike. Let's all look at the screen while it plays a weird, metaphoric, bad CGI short film. The spaceship from the other room flies in and crashes into the emperor's bones and they all get alive.

Scoring doesn't make any sense! Oh, look, you got a strike. Let's all look at the screen while it plays a weird, metaphoric, bad CGI short film. The spaceship from the other room flies in and crashes into the emperor's bones and they all get alive.

He's born as a child, then he like goes through life, and he flies through space, and then he quickly ages and dies, and like, whoa!

He's born as a child, then he like goes through life, and he flies through space, and then he quickly ages and dies, and like, whoa!

Strike!

Strike!

Stay out of my corner. That's my corner. You couldn't pay me to get anywhere near that corner.

Stay out of my corner. That's my corner. You couldn't pay me to get anywhere near that corner.

Oh, fuck! I got a three. Move my guy three spaces. Oh, move back three spaces! Fuck! Hold on, hold on. Okay. I got a five. Oh, move back five spaces! Oh, fuck! Hold on. Gosh! Six! I thought we were playing Trouble! I got a six, move me. Move me six! Oh, I just win, that's it? Oh, this is a stupid game, let's play again. Oh, let's play the Game of Life! Gosh, I'm a travel agent!

Oh, fuck! I got a three. Move my guy three spaces. Oh, move back three spaces! Fuck! Hold on, hold on. Okay. I got a five. Oh, move back five spaces! Oh, fuck! Hold on. Gosh! Six! I thought we were playing Trouble! I got a six, move me. Move me six! Oh, I just win, that's it? Oh, this is a stupid game, let's play again. Oh, let's play the Game of Life! Gosh, I'm a travel agent!