Arturo

Almost instantly. It was painful. It wasn't fun. I mean, there could be illicit dragonborn drugs, is all I'm saying. But hey, you're alive and you have your libs intact. That's true. We should chalk that up as a weird, you know what I mean?

Almost instantly. It was painful. It wasn't fun. I mean, there could be illicit dragonborn drugs, is all I'm saying. But hey, you're alive and you have your libs intact. That's true. We should chalk that up as a weird, you know what I mean?

Yeah, sure, what's up? You think they have girl were-whales anywhere in the world? Like, blood curse-wise, you got a sister? Gosh, I don't know. You don't know if you have a sister? No, I mean, I don't have a sister. Oh. I come from a long line of whales. And we all eat so much mud chuck that we all turn into were-whales, because you are what you eat, you know what I mean?

Yeah, sure, what's up? You think they have girl were-whales anywhere in the world? Like, blood curse-wise, you got a sister? Gosh, I don't know. You don't know if you have a sister? No, I mean, I don't have a sister. Oh. I come from a long line of whales. And we all eat so much mud chuck that we all turn into were-whales, because you are what you eat, you know what I mean?

It's like the saying of over the lips through the gums, watch out stomach, here it comes.

It's like the saying of over the lips through the gums, watch out stomach, here it comes.

I was always worried that if I, once you break the, you know, it's like a can of ye olde Pringles. Once you pop, you just can't stop. You know what I mean? I was just worried that I wouldn't be able to transform back into a beautiful, draconic form.

I was always worried that if I, once you break the, you know, it's like a can of ye olde Pringles. Once you pop, you just can't stop. You know what I mean? I was just worried that I wouldn't be able to transform back into a beautiful, draconic form.

It's okay. Maybe I'll be able to just shrink back down if I just believe hard enough. Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers.

It's okay. Maybe I'll be able to just shrink back down if I just believe hard enough. Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers.

Oh, fuck! Well, I guess it's true that I am the master of bucktuck. I'm a real threat to the bucktuck unicorns. What you're saying is that all I got to do is feed someone just a lot of muck duck, and this happens? Well, I think it's kind of more of like a combination. Like, it's nature and nurture. You know what I mean? It comes from a long line of muck duck stew bakers.

Oh, fuck! Well, I guess it's true that I am the master of bucktuck. I'm a real threat to the bucktuck unicorns. What you're saying is that all I got to do is feed someone just a lot of muck duck, and this happens? Well, I think it's kind of more of like a combination. Like, it's nature and nurture. You know what I mean? It comes from a long line of muck duck stew bakers.

Wait, can you summon the Wienermobile to drive us out of here?

Wait, can you summon the Wienermobile to drive us out of here?

He farts.

He farts.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is Lady Weh-Weh. Oh. Because you know what they say, once you go Yeti, you never forget-y. And then you just, you got to keep climbing on that ladder. I'm looking for the next run, fellas.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is Lady Weh-Weh. Oh. Because you know what they say, once you go Yeti, you never forget-y. And then you just, you got to keep climbing on that ladder. I'm looking for the next run, fellas.

Yeah, I'm sorry to say. And I mean, you should stop chasing the mythical blowhole. That's a saying in my family. You don't want to go down that road. You go down a path that no one can follow. It's a dark turn. But chasing the mythical blowhole's all I know.

Yeah, I'm sorry to say. And I mean, you should stop chasing the mythical blowhole. That's a saying in my family. You don't want to go down that road. You go down a path that no one can follow. It's a dark turn. But chasing the mythical blowhole's all I know.