Arturo

This is fine.

This is fine.

So I guess I'll sacrifice my giant ladle, folks. And I would do anything for the survival of my friends and my king, I mean my emperor, whom I've taken a vow of loyalty and celibacy that I've never violated. Yes, thank you. And I haven't regretted it once. Okay, here we go, ladle saving the day. I'm gonna stick, I'm gonna flip my ladle around and try to shove it into the bed.

So I guess I'll sacrifice my giant ladle, folks. And I would do anything for the survival of my friends and my king, I mean my emperor, whom I've taken a vow of loyalty and celibacy that I've never violated. Yes, thank you. And I haven't regretted it once. Okay, here we go, ladle saving the day. I'm gonna stick, I'm gonna flip my ladle around and try to shove it into the bed.

You guys are never going to believe this. I got a 26. You're right, I don't believe it.

You guys are never going to believe this. I got a 26. You're right, I don't believe it.

By the power of Bucktuck, I've done it!

By the power of Bucktuck, I've done it!

Sorry, you're using the great cheesecloth technique that your dear old dad taught you. I got a 19. A 19.

Sorry, you're using the great cheesecloth technique that your dear old dad taught you. I got a 19. A 19.

What happens if he dies? Does it work like Santa Claus and, like, we become the Emperor? He's not gonna die, he's gonna be fine, look! Hold on, I got just the thing, I got just the thing.

What happens if he dies? Does it work like Santa Claus and, like, we become the Emperor? He's not gonna die, he's gonna be fine, look! Hold on, I got just the thing, I got just the thing.

I take out a little silver, almost like a little vial with like a flat bottom and a little screw cap, and I'll screw it off and I will, I have like long dragon boar nails, but my dragon boar nail is especially long. And from this little vial, I tap out a little bit of silver dust onto the nail. All right, I will prop the ember up.

I take out a little silver, almost like a little vial with like a flat bottom and a little screw cap, and I'll screw it off and I will, I have like long dragon boar nails, but my dragon boar nail is especially long. And from this little vial, I tap out a little bit of silver dust onto the nail. All right, I will prop the ember up.

All right, you just snort as hard as you can and do it, like you're shoving it in his nostril. You do that, and he...

All right, you just snort as hard as you can and do it, like you're shoving it in his nostril. You do that, and he...

Did you just get the ember so high you left off the platform and thought you could fly to the bottom? Yeah, I mean... He has wings, ladies and gentlemen.

Did you just get the ember so high you left off the platform and thought you could fly to the bottom? Yeah, I mean... He has wings, ladies and gentlemen.

Your father was a real good guy. The good old cheeseburger. Our folks always used to be good friends. I look away. Your dear old dad, the cheeseburger. Oh, yes, my...

Your father was a real good guy. The good old cheeseburger. Our folks always used to be good friends. I look away. Your dear old dad, the cheeseburger. Oh, yes, my...