Annie Letterman

Yeah, so hot.

Yeah, so hot.

But no water's gone in. It's weird, right? Yeah. I'm starting to think about if I'm stranded on an island, I'm good. If there's no water, if I'm somewhere, I feel like I'm going to be able to rehydrate. I feel like, honestly, I could have saved the Palisades. I honestly am starting to feel bad. They said there's no water. I go, I actually have water, guys. I actually have some.

But no water's gone in. It's weird, right? Yeah. I'm starting to think about if I'm stranded on an island, I'm good. If there's no water, if I'm somewhere, I feel like I'm going to be able to rehydrate. I feel like, honestly, I could have saved the Palisades. I honestly am starting to feel bad. They said there's no water. I go, I actually have water, guys. I actually have some.

Oh, no. How do you feel? I still think there's something in there.

Oh, no. How do you feel? I still think there's something in there.

Yeah, that's way more yellow than I thought it was going to be. In my head, it's just clear. It's like... Yeah, it's not... I just can't just be pee.

Yeah, that's way more yellow than I thought it was going to be. In my head, it's just clear. It's like... Yeah, it's not... I just can't just be pee.

I'm very excited. We're bound. Okay. We could be, instead of blood sisters, we'll be squirt sisters. It will be Squirt Sisters. I think we will be Squirt Sisters.

I'm very excited. We're bound. Okay. We could be, instead of blood sisters, we'll be squirt sisters. It will be Squirt Sisters. I think we will be Squirt Sisters.

Okay, that's very blue.

Okay, that's very blue.

That's very blue.

That's very blue.

This is like the Maxi Pad commercials where they use the blue. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow.

This is like the Maxi Pad commercials where they use the blue. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow.

Look at this. Yeah. Little Smurf hand in there. I mean, this is wild. I mean, it's science. You got to do it.

Look at this. Yeah. Little Smurf hand in there. I mean, this is wild. I mean, it's science. You got to do it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I feel like it has to be like a, like a, it's just not, it doesn't, It doesn't feel like pee to me. Yeah.

I feel like it has to be like a, like a, it's just not, it doesn't, It doesn't feel like pee to me. Yeah.

I'm erect. I'm aroused.

I'm erect. I'm aroused.

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She's the reason we know that. The red ball. The red ball.

She's the reason we know that. The red ball. The red ball.

I'm so excited. I have brothers and I've always, I always was like the girl that was like, can I join the frat? Like, I was like, why can't I do the boy things? And look at me now, baby. Look at me now and my prostate.

I'm so excited. I have brothers and I've always, I always was like the girl that was like, can I join the frat? Like, I was like, why can't I do the boy things? And look at me now, baby. Look at me now and my prostate.

I didn't, but I'm very, I'm happy to hear it.

I didn't, but I'm very, I'm happy to hear it.

It's not shocking. It's annoying, though.

It's not shocking. It's annoying, though.

Mm-hmm. I mean, it has to be. It has to be.

Mm-hmm. I mean, it has to be. It has to be.

Yes, and so— I would rather it be you go, you see the anatomy books, and they're actually waterlogged from women squirting so much on them. I would rather them be sealed shut like my mom's Fifty Shades of Grey that was near her bathtub. Yeah.

Yes, and so— I would rather it be you go, you see the anatomy books, and they're actually waterlogged from women squirting so much on them. I would rather them be sealed shut like my mom's Fifty Shades of Grey that was near her bathtub. Yeah.

Yeah, it would be so very helpful to know that.

Yeah, it would be so very helpful to know that.

Listen, when I die, I am donating my body to this study. I'm donating my vag. Take it. I love Helen. I like how she describes things. She's like, this beautiful tissue. It's lush. Everything she says is so poetic.

Listen, when I die, I am donating my body to this study. I'm donating my vag. Take it. I love Helen. I like how she describes things. She's like, this beautiful tissue. It's lush. Everything she says is so poetic.

Wow.

Wow.

This is disgusting. I'm horrified. No, I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it.

This is disgusting. I'm horrified. No, I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it.

Pee on one level is diluted blood. Listen, they are ejaculating all over our bodies. Why would we not be allowed to pee on them? I mean, I've had my eyes sealed shut. Why would I not be allowed to pee all over you? That as well. Now I'm going to be more angled at it. Like when I'm mad at him, I'm going to be like, all right.

Pee on one level is diluted blood. Listen, they are ejaculating all over our bodies. Why would we not be allowed to pee on them? I mean, I've had my eyes sealed shut. Why would I not be allowed to pee all over you? That as well. Now I'm going to be more angled at it. Like when I'm mad at him, I'm going to be like, all right.

We must, right? Do not wait for my body to be donated. Please. Please. Get onto this now.

We must, right? Do not wait for my body to be donated. Please. Please. Get onto this now.

It is very surprising. It's really shocking.

It is very surprising. It's really shocking.

I mean, ideally, we would be debunking it and saying it's not pee, but I'm not going to, I would never send a letter to France saying, Yelling at a scientist. I will accept. I accept science. No, but I do. I'm telling you, the little bit of protein, that little ejaculate is enough for me. It's enough. It's enough. It's enough. That is not bullpen.

I mean, ideally, we would be debunking it and saying it's not pee, but I'm not going to, I would never send a letter to France saying, Yelling at a scientist. I will accept. I accept science. No, but I do. I'm telling you, the little bit of protein, that little ejaculate is enough for me. It's enough. It's enough. It's enough. That is not bullpen.

Oh, let's give them 70. I'm going to give them over 50%.

Oh, let's give them 70. I'm going to give them over 50%.

Okay, I just added a zero for fun.

Okay, I just added a zero for fun.

Hello. I'm so I'm juicy and ready to go.

Hello. I'm so I'm juicy and ready to go.

Right. But we've got it. We can't start focusing on the boys. We've got to finish with the girls first. We've got to finish with the girls. We've got to finish finding out about the women. We can't just jump ship. All of a sudden, there's going to be all these grants and money given to find out if guys squirt. We're going to be like, what?

Right. But we've got it. We can't start focusing on the boys. We've got to finish with the girls first. We've got to finish with the girls. We've got to finish finding out about the women. We can't just jump ship. All of a sudden, there's going to be all these grants and money given to find out if guys squirt. We're going to be like, what?

We are trying to figure out the protein, the constellation.

We are trying to figure out the protein, the constellation.

Oh, I have some advice. Yeah. um you gotta get a clit sucker you gotta get a clit sucker vibrator and then i think it's wait what is i'm not what is a clit sucker vibrator a clit sucker is like a it's a vibrator and it's a suction that you put right over your clit and then while they're they're penetrating you you have like the double but it's really it's very strong it's very amazing

Oh, I have some advice. Yeah. um you gotta get a clit sucker you gotta get a clit sucker vibrator and then i think it's wait what is i'm not what is a clit sucker vibrator a clit sucker is like a it's a vibrator and it's a suction that you put right over your clit and then while they're they're penetrating you you have like the double but it's really it's very strong it's very amazing

I haven't, but I will soon. Now I'm going to listen, yeah. No, but it's definitely like a relaxing, because I do think I have that too, where it's like you just, you want to like hold in things. I don't know if all women feel that, but for me, what she said made sense, where it's like, yeah, you don't want to queef, you don't want to do this, you don't want to do that.

I haven't, but I will soon. Now I'm going to listen, yeah. No, but it's definitely like a relaxing, because I do think I have that too, where it's like you just, you want to like hold in things. I don't know if all women feel that, but for me, what she said made sense, where it's like, yeah, you don't want to queef, you don't want to do this, you don't want to do that.

So you're always like trying to not... Exist, I guess. Yeah. But to me, it's like, I have to be emotionally open and I have to be, because I can hold back and not do it.

So you're always like trying to not... Exist, I guess. Yeah. But to me, it's like, I have to be emotionally open and I have to be, because I can hold back and not do it.

I just want to say, guys, I really never thought I would. I never thought I would and I did. So even though it might not be for you, maybe it is.

I just want to say, guys, I really never thought I would. I never thought I would and I did. So even though it might not be for you, maybe it is.

Look, I'm a loud, proud squirter. But I think the thing that is interesting is the torn out pages of that book is what I'm thinking about the most, where it's just this, I think when we've just, there's just been a history of sort of just sweeping women's pleasure under the rug or not just, you know, redirecting away from it and stuff.

Look, I'm a loud, proud squirter. But I think the thing that is interesting is the torn out pages of that book is what I'm thinking about the most, where it's just this, I think when we've just, there's just been a history of sort of just sweeping women's pleasure under the rug or not just, you know, redirecting away from it and stuff.

And I think that's why I think I would just say, like, do it for yourself. And, you know, it's fun. It's like a fun thing and makes you feel like... Powerful? Yeah, I feel powerful. Sure. Yeah. And yeah, I'm okay with it being a little pee. I know that was very blue. It was very blue. I want to thank them for not using red because that would have been scary. It would have been very scary.

And I think that's why I think I would just say, like, do it for yourself. And, you know, it's fun. It's like a fun thing and makes you feel like... Powerful? Yeah, I feel powerful. Sure. Yeah. And yeah, I'm okay with it being a little pee. I know that was very blue. It was very blue. I want to thank them for not using red because that would have been scary. It would have been very scary.

Thank God it's not period. Can you imagine? I already have too much trouble leaving a trail of that all around town.

Thank God it's not period. Can you imagine? I already have too much trouble leaving a trail of that all around town.

And we just found out it was period, I would be so mad. Oh, God. But that's what's exciting. I'm just excited. I think the lesson I learned from learning how to score was just like, it is just a comfort and a release and just letting myself go, which is not always so easy. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much, Annie. Well, I have to pee so bad, which is so funny.

And we just found out it was period, I would be so mad. Oh, God. But that's what's exciting. I'm just excited. I think the lesson I learned from learning how to score was just like, it is just a comfort and a release and just letting myself go, which is not always so easy. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much, Annie. Well, I have to pee so bad, which is so funny.

The whole time I'm like, is this psychosomatic or do I really have to pee? I stand up, I'm just soaking wet. And it'd be fine. And it's all fine. I just, I think I'm ready to surrender. I'm ready to surrender my argument. All right. It's okay. I'm not mad. I'm okay with it. And I will go forth. I will tell squirt jokes with integrity, scientific integrity from now on. Thank you so much, Addy.

The whole time I'm like, is this psychosomatic or do I really have to pee? I stand up, I'm just soaking wet. And it'd be fine. And it's all fine. I just, I think I'm ready to surrender. I'm ready to surrender my argument. All right. It's okay. I'm not mad. I'm okay with it. And I will go forth. I will tell squirt jokes with integrity, scientific integrity from now on. Thank you so much, Addy.

Is this pee?

Is this pee?

We will now let you go. Thank you so much for having me. This was so knowledgeable and cute and fun. Thank you.

We will now let you go. Thank you so much for having me. This was so knowledgeable and cute and fun. Thank you.

Okay.

Okay.

That's what I want it to be. I feel like the people that say it's pee are always men too. I don't want them to be right. I feel like they're downplaying our squirt.

That's what I want it to be. I feel like the people that say it's pee are always men too. I don't want them to be right. I feel like they're downplaying our squirt.

I feel the same way because it's not... Pee is, it's yellow. It smells like pee. Like, you know, it's a distinct thing. It just seems like a completely different, it's a different consistency than pee.

I feel the same way because it's not... Pee is, it's yellow. It smells like pee. Like, you know, it's a distinct thing. It just seems like a completely different, it's a different consistency than pee.

Well, I squirted for the first time a couple of years ago. And I was, I thought, you know, I was 39. I just never thought it would happen for me. I feel like it's kind of a, it's an inspirational tale. And I was just really surprised because I've had people in my past try. And then my fiance, I just didn't even, I wasn't trying. And then the levees broke. Wow.

Well, I squirted for the first time a couple of years ago. And I was, I thought, you know, I was 39. I just never thought it would happen for me. I feel like it's kind of a, it's an inspirational tale. And I was just really surprised because I've had people in my past try. And then my fiance, I just didn't even, I wasn't trying. And then the levees broke. Wow.

Love it.

Love it.

Did you know this? I didn't, but I also love that she said abundant.

Did you know this? I didn't, but I also love that she said abundant.

Well, just like, you know, like my pussy's like manifesting or something. It's abundance. Yes.

Well, just like, you know, like my pussy's like manifesting or something. It's abundance. Yes.

Beautiful. That's gorgeous. The red ball, too. I like that red ball. Right? It's very Pokemon. Isn't there a squirtle? There's a squirtle on Pokemon.

Beautiful. That's gorgeous. The red ball, too. I like that red ball. Right? It's very Pokemon. Isn't there a squirtle? There's a squirtle on Pokemon.

But then now when I bring it up, people go, it's pee. And then I go, I really don't want it to be pee. I fear it's pee. I don't want it to be pee.

But then now when I bring it up, people go, it's pee. And then I go, I really don't want it to be pee. I fear it's pee. I don't want it to be pee.

Wow. I love that. That would have changed a lot of my sex life if guys were trying.

Wow. I love that. That would have changed a lot of my sex life if guys were trying.

Right. And pleasure with it. And then all of a sudden that's not necessary. But it is necessary for the guy to have the pleasure and for them to shoot.

Right. And pleasure with it. And then all of a sudden that's not necessary. But it is necessary for the guy to have the pleasure and for them to shoot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You mean like our bodies own our natural astroglide that we make ourselves?

You mean like our bodies own our natural astroglide that we make ourselves?

I don't know about any of that.

I don't know about any of that.

Our vaginas are Jesus. But are they not? That's incredible. I was thinking maybe there's sweat involved in this too. Yeah. It's just going to find out that it's like sweat, diarrhea, and pee. I'm going to be like, oh no.

Our vaginas are Jesus. But are they not? That's incredible. I was thinking maybe there's sweat involved in this too. Yeah. It's just going to find out that it's like sweat, diarrhea, and pee. I'm going to be like, oh no.

I feel that. I feel that. I feel that it's a different hole. It doesn't feel like it comes out of the same place.

I feel that. I feel that. I feel that it's a different hole. It doesn't feel like it comes out of the same place.