Anna Richardson
Appearances
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In a time where your online profile defines who, how, and where you date, we strip away the likes and the swipes, leaving only the... Only the penises to be seen.
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We have a more instinctive way to find love. But do you?
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Picking a partner based solely on natural beauty. Oh. Wowzers. Okay. Help you find the one.
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Here we go. I'm sorry. How do you go to a male strip club and just watch a wiener wangling around?
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We know it's what's on the inside that counts. He can make his cock move. Oh, my God. But you've got to like what's on the outside first. Woo! Y'all want awful sex or legs? They're fanners, innit? So you're the queen of the blowjob? Blimey. It's time to try dating in reverse. This is Naked Attraction.
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Welcome to Naked Attraction, the show where we like to do it with the lights on. Inside each of these six pods, I've lined up a naked singleton. Only one of them will be picked to go on a date, but who's doing the choosing?
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A gorgeous girl next door like you, still single. Come on.
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Okay, now in front of you, you have got six coloured pods. Inside...
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Each of them has an attribute that you have said you find attractive. We're going to reveal them to you bit by bit. All you've got to do is whittle them down from six to one, just using naked attraction alone. Okay.
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The game. Yes. Can we please reveal the bottom half of the bodies?
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Fellas, thumbs up if you're up for a proper helicopter. All right. Here we go.
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That is excellent. She's got to get rid of somebody. Much as that was utterly hilarious, one of them has to go.
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He's 34 and he's a finance manager from Sheffield. Nothing like that.
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Thank you very much indeed. See you later. They just have to walk completely naked.
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You've got five lovely men remaining. This is where you get to see the middle part of the bodies.
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When it comes to choosing a partner, most women will choose flab over abs. Well, that is good to know for me. 74% of women in the UK felt self-conscious about their bodies and don't want to compete with a finely chiseled hunk. We prefer a dad bod to a rad bod.
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...than the Aussies, who celebrate with an annual dad bod competition involving a fitness test, a catwalk, and a burger scoffing race. Bombs up!
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Green, that's a disappointing action. He's turned it to butter. Look at the speed of light. Okay, fellas. Can you just turn your cream towards us, please? Blue, butter. Orange, good. Green, butter. Oh. OK. Pink's good as well. Yeah. Who stood out for you? Blue. He just got really into it. Well done, fellas. Thank you very much indeed. You've got five lovely men. One of them has to go.
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pink pink pink's gone see you later pink it's the hairy chest does a little bit of mom with my dad yeah you are saying goodbye oh god if that reminds you of your dad i probably remind you of your grandpa he is 32 he's a rail plant engineer from blackpool oh you've got such a lovely beard oh jessica i won't go for a girl if i remind me of my mom so it
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Yeah. Coming up, Jessica bears all before choosing who to date. I'm going to go with... And a brand new singleton gets to pick a partner based on naked attraction.
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Client support specialist Jessica whittled six men down to four.
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Attraction alone. She can only choose one man to go on that date.
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So who will she lose next? Oh, wow. Before we crack on, just remind us, why are you here?
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In this next round, you get to see the boys' faces. Here we go. Can we please see the boys' faces? LAUGHTER
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You've got a flutter? A funny flutter. When it comes to sexual attraction, a woman's vagina sometimes engages before her brain does. An increased flow of blood to the genitals.
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results in that tingling sensation known as a fanny flutter. According to a recent study, some professions are considered more sexually attractive than others and likely to generate this fluttery feeling down below. Top of the tingles with one-fifth of the votes were the medical, legal, and teaching professions.
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I like his hair, actually. Is that blonde all over? Yeah, it is. You're not a natural blonde, are you? No. And then finally, we've got Green.
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They're just nodding or doing thumbs up. He's got a really kind face. Green, could you manage an older lady? You've seen the boys. You've seen their faces.
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Well, Jessica, the man that you could have eaten alive is called Milan. He is 22. He's a philosophy student from Lincoln, but originally from Germany. Woo!
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In this next round, you get to hear them speak. Now, Jessica, I've heard that you have a party trick. I believe that you can replicate the sound of a dinosaur. What do you think our video editor is going to think of this episode?
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When did you discover that you had this spectacular talent? From a very young age. I love dinosaurs. Well, let's find out how the boys are going to impress you. We would like you to make a noise from the animal kingdom. The one guy has to do a deer.
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He is. He's an animal. He's very good. Okay. It's decision time.
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That's why your cream was excellent. Oh. You're on the wrong show. You should have been on Bake Off. Keep baking.
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All right. Let's move on. You've seen them with their kit off. You've heard what they've got to say. Next time you see them, you'll be in the nude. We'll see you shortly.
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You'll be in the nude. It's your turn. Now, go get nude.
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I mean, everybody else is about to see. Two-year-old highway maintenance foreman Bradley and 30-year-old window... I sure hope one of my daughters walks in on me doing this episode. Charlie. But she can only choose one guy to go on that date to find out if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.
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Charlie, you've made it to the final two. Congratulations, gentlemen. Cheers. The last time... Cheers. It was with her clothes on. Are you ready to see her naked? Absolutely. Is that fair? That's why I'm here. Okay, Jessica, come out. Show the boys what you've got, please.
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Check out those bombs! Incredible! Incredible boobs. Are they natural? Yes. Amazing. Beautiful figure. What do you like about your body? I love my boobs. I like that I'm quite a womanly shape.
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Exactly. Okay, two beautiful specimens. Yes. Charlie, what are you making of Jessica's body?
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Okay, now this time, you're picking the man you want to go on a date with. Okay. Bradley or Charlie?
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Well, do you know what? You can't have your cake and eat it. So, Charlie, thank you very much indeed.
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Bradley, meet Jessica. Jessica, meet Bradley. Hi. Hi. Nice meeting you.
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Oh, very assumptive. The kit is going to be back on. Please have an amazing date. And I can't wait to hear how this one goes.