Anna Mae
Appearances
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
What's up, y'all? My name's Anna, and I live in a van. Some people ask me what van life is like, and I just tell them it's a lot to unpack. Some people are mad at me for living in a van, and I'm like, that's crazy, because I'm a nomad. I'm nomad at you for living in a house. And some people think I'm a hippie because I live in a van. And I'm kind of a hippie because I don't shave my armpits.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I was free bleeding at a Planet Fitness this week. And I use essential oils for everything from insect repellent to chlamydia. But I'm a bad hippie. I'm not really a hippie because I drive a diesel. I love a good steak. And I have my license to carry. But I only got it to prove to the cops in my hometown that I wasn't mentally ill. Pew, pew. Got him.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
But dating's hard on the road because every time I invite a guy over, it feels like an abduction. And I'm not really into kidnap role play. And that's all I got for you guys.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I'm an artist, so I sell art and candles, and I've done a lot of different things on the road for money.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I know I sometimes present as a truck stop hooker, but I'm not one of those. I work for a contracted app. It's called Winolo. So I've cleaned hotels.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
We don't know what that is. It's an app where you can pick up work wherever you are. And it's like... Yeah.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
The hotel cleaning one. The Extended Stay Americas, cleaning those. They're rough.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Sometimes they let you stay there if you work there, and I'm like, I'm all set. I'll stay in the van.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
The craziest? The craziest thing? I've never gotten a knock on my van before, but I got a knock on my van in a Walmart parking lot after I masturbated in the parking lot. And I was like... It was like 2 p.m. too. I wasn't even parking overnight or anything, and the Walmart parking lot security was like, you've been here for too long. And I was like, what do you mean I've been here for too long?
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I've been here for 20 minutes because that's how long the porno I watched was.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
30 seconds. 30 seconds? In and out. It had been a while, so I wanted to take my time. Candles. Candles. Not in the van. There's propane in there and shit. You can't have candles.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
It's okay, it doesn't matter, I don't remember. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Well, I was just going to say that I was upset that the parking lot security knocked on my fan window. And so I went into the Walmart because he was like, you didn't even go shopping. And I was like, I'm going to go shopping right now. And I walked in there and I bought water and cigarettes because that's what you buy after you come. And I took it a step further because I was real pissed.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I was like, I was honoring my fucking divine feminine energy and shit. And I got harassed by this parking lot security. And I went to customer service. And I was like, your parking lot security is harassing paying customers. And then I was like, I'm never going to come here again.