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Los Angeles wildfires force thousands from their homes
It's terrible. It's just bone-chilling. You're out there at night and it's Early mornings, shelters tell you to get out 6 a.m., waiting for buses till 7, 7.30 to get here and get a hot meal. It's like a race to get a hot meal, basically, when you're in the shelter. There's nothing like a hot cup of coffee and a hot meal when you have no money and nowhere to go.
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Los Angeles wildfires force thousands from their homes
Two months. Yeah. Some people have been here a long time now. It's terrible.
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Los Angeles wildfires force thousands from their homes
Yeah, yeah. Especially when you see handicapped people out on the street. No case managers. Nobody is helping them.
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I cannot wait about Severance to start again. So yeah, I'll be doing the same thing. Watching it all through Prime. It's convenient to not have to leave the Prime Video app to switch between all of these subscriptions.
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And Angie's like, but why does half the world think that you did? Because you told everybody that she did. You guys have been accusing her of that for years. I mean, come on.
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Well, I could never be gay because I have a gay toddler, I guess is what they're alleging. But the only people that should be offended by somebody doing that are gay people. Not non-gay husbands who've been accused of being gay. You know what I mean? Like, if you're not gay, you don't get to pull the gay card. You can't have it both ways. That's how I'm feeling.
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Well, she's like, the premise was false to begin with, so I couldn't have been using something to excuse something that never happened. Does that make sense? And does anybody need a vocabulary thing? Because the word leverage, I'm going to read it on my phone. I will read it on my phone.
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He's like, yes, that's actually what Bronwyn uses to get a five-diamond ring from me. So, of course I do. And she's like, well, here it is in my phone. Leverage to use to maximum advantage.
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I have it on my phone too. I have it on my phone too. Oh, I have it on mine. Sean's like, well, I've got a phone as well. Well, we'll just all bring down our phones then.
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I'm going to check it out on Stitcher. Wait a minute. Okay. So then. Oh, that's on YouTube.
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So she whips out the phone and Sean's just like, well, let me just jump in really fast, guys. And no, he said it looks like she's using her son and Meredith reads it from the phone. I think she tried to leverage that out of the way as a pivot for her. So he literally says leverage and pivot and all this. So after the episode aired, there was a whole bunch of backpedaling.
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And, you know, she's a smart woman. And she took the opportunity to leverage her son and things like that, knowing it didn't quite land the way she wanted it to. And my thing is, if I were a cheater, say that, but don't make it about sexuality. No, there's a difference. There's a difference between gay cheating and straight cheating. Straight cheating is gross and horrible and should never happen.
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Dare you try to make my cheating sound like you are cheating. I've heard my cheating. We go through a lot.
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Is that what this flat is about, really? And Angie's like, yes. He's like, okay. Like, he's so bored of this fight. And Meredith is like, well, accusing me of using my son and his community for something I didn't do. Now, let me tell you something. And he's like, wait, you know what? This is a huge waste of time. Excuse you. I'm about to watch Meredith's head pop off.
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I don't consider this a waste of time at all. Can you stop diffusing the volcano, sir? Okay. It's got to get all worked up again.
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And Heather's like, you know what? There are things that you just shouldn't do in this world. You shouldn't cross crosswalks when it's a red light. OK, you shouldn't litter and you shouldn't go on podcasts because receipts. All right. All right.
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And meanwhile, Braum was just like, oh, God, I'm so exhausted with this. Oh, really? Maybe we can spend another two hours of you crying that Lisa Barlow wasn't nice enough to you in the beginning of the show. Come on.
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And Andy's like, well, Sean, what do you think? Do you think that she started this rumor? And he's like, look, first of all, it's not who started the rumor because the rumor has been around forever. OK, so that's not the right question. And it's not like I live there. But I mean, come on. It's a it's a gorgeous, perfectly manicured, hot, hot guy that works out.
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He's married to Cher lookalike. Of course the allegations have been out there. So it's not about Who made the accusation? It's about who brought it on camera. I think that that's the big thing. The person who brought it on camera is Whitney, period. I mean, it was Monica too, but Whitney was in cahoots with Monica and Whitney had the first line. So I say go for Whitney.
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This is stupid for Meredith and Angie to be fighting over this like crazy.
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Look, as somebody who doesn't do crossword puzzles and instead just draws your face over every single one of them I get and mutters things to myself while I eat cereal like icon, mother, icon. I would never want to upset you, Meredith. Okay? She's like, okay, well, maybe we just need to clarify things then, Sean. And he's like, well, it's about earning each other's trust and developing trust.
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It's about a circle. A circle where we stand together and we just try not to be jerks with each other. But if jerks do happen upon the circle, wait a minute.
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And Heather's like, here's the question. Why isn't she just absolved? When are we going to forgive? When do we as human beings learn that forgiveness is what we're going for? Does Jesus need to come back down, die on the cross again? What needs to happen?
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And you know what? You have to remember that in Bermuda, we were, like, ready to throw her over the boat. And Meredith is like, well, let me just say, I'm going to go through my phone again. So she starts scrolling. And Angie goes, but at Opryski, she leaned in and said, when Meredith was flying off the handle, she said, she was saying this, meaning you, Meredith.
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And a week later, she backpedaled and said, it wasn't Meredith. It was a grape leaf. Hop, hop.
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I can't even respond to that because it just depressed me. I was like, please don't do this to us. It's like, please don't do this to us. Actually, that was a decent show. So Lisa's like, well, she said it was never Meredith, you know, because I went to Meredith and I clocked her. Okay. I was like, you shouldn't have said this, Meredith. You know, I literally like schooled like Meredith.
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And Andrew's like, go back. I screenshot the text caption and it said, she is saying. And that's what she led me to believe. Yeah, but it's just said she. It doesn't, I don't know, the evidence.
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And Heather's like, wait, so Monica told you it came from Meredith? And Andy's like, okay, but then Monica also said that it didn't come from her. So do we believe Monica or don't we believe Monica? Yeah. But that, yeah, I just, I don't know. Meredith is like, Monica at Opry Ski. I looked at Monica. I said, why are you saying this? And she said, you did not say it. Was that scene on the show?
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It was on the show. And I'm the only person. And I'm kind of glad, like I'm exhausted by the whole thing, but I'm kind of glad that she's not letting it go because she's like, it's on camera that I didn't say it. Why are you still insinuating that I'm saying it? You saying like, well, if she did, I can't prove it either way. So I'll just forgive her anyway. That does her no favors.
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Just say you didn't say it. Or that you know that she didn't say it.
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yeah and it's well it's frustrating because it's one of the real housewives tropes of like you just stay mad at the first thing that you were ever mad at with somebody right so they're not even really fighting about this they're fighting about just in general why they don't like each other and i think also it's a thing on this show where there's so many lies i mean we've seen it we see it right now with real housewives of new york where you've got two cast members who all they do is lie aaron and bray all they do is lie
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But they lie about each other and try and start fights. So we see it there. But before that, you would get maybe one or two lies a year. But now it's like a Cacophony line. They're all lying. Like Whitney is bringing out her phone with this rumor that that one fucked that person. Then Whitney is also bringing up the rumor of the gay thing.
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And then Whitney also brought up the rumor of the Just for Jazz thing. You know, this is all fucking Whitney, by the way, now that I go over it. Every single one of these is Whitney.
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Yes, agreed. But here we go. We're still on about it. So they're kind of snapping over each other, Meredith and Angie –
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just incessantly and over stupid shit and Sean's like Andy this is why it's really hard to like trust anything I know but it's also your wife that's doing it you know like I love Angie but it's not like Angie's so innocent in this you know what I mean so Angie's also still snapping and he's but he says it more in a way of just like I don't know how you fucking do this every day.
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You've given yourself a concussion, lady. Your neck is swinging. Your head is swinging around so much. She's like, in fact, in fact, in fact, I think I am finished. If you won't play the audio from the clip, but I am absolutely. I was like, are you in a washing machine? She looks like she's on spin cycles.
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Yeah, that's right here. Cause Anthony's like, wait a minute. Look at me. Do not go away. She's like, the whole reason I came here was for this.
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I did not come here for this. And he's like, Meredith, they just said in the control room that you said she's that Monica said she said this. How am I supposed to feel? And Andy's like, no, but then she also said, I mean, come on, we're dealing with Monica. Why do we have to keep showing Monica? And you have to hand it to Monica for a one season wonder. She is still in this show.
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Tell me about it. Andy's the best one to speak on that because you are the ringleader of the housewives. He's like, if even I'm saying it, that's pretty bad.
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He's like, Meredith, Meredith, turn around. Every now and then I get a little...
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Oh, God. Please stop the non-gay person from trying to sing gay covers. I can't. And by the way, Angie has an unwarranted mean girl vendetta against me. I don't know why. And she goes, oh, I do. And Mary's like, Meredith, please don't leave. Please, please don't leave. That's exhausting. Can we just finish this? And then Sean's like, well, I think there's a little bit in fourth with these two.
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And she's like, no. if i'm a liar i will not stay but meredith is doing that thing where she's walking off but not really walking off and she's wearing a pashmina with a fur lining and she says she keeps like turning around and flipping the pashmina like she's gonna storm off but she doesn't so she just looks crazy she's just like flipping it around and then flipping her head back around and then
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and meredith is like that's correct and and angie's like well the story changed okay so the story changed she said both on camera and meredith is like well she never said meredith said it and she said she said it oh my god i'm absolutely exhausted so then um we see the clip of monica saying well she's saying that his boyfriends need to be quiet because they're out here in the streets of salt lake city talking about your husband
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And now he's like, all right, I'm going to move forward. Watch your tone. Excuse me? Watch your tone. You can stop that now, John. You can stop it. You did good, though. Okay. We'll give him a new line later, Andy. Okay. Go on. All right. So, John and Justin, the night of the mob wife's party, the fight between you two escalated pretty quickly.
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When you watched it back, did it play the way you remembered it? And Justin... Do you regret not having any upper skin above your lips, above your teeth? How does that feel?
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And Justin's like, I didn't raise my voice. I just, like, leaned forward. And I was like, what's she lying about? So, you know, I mean, the second time was more aggressive. But I didn't really mean it that way. You know, I just, it was a question, you know. And it just threw me off. You know, it was actually worse in my mind than it was on TV, Andy. No, it was bad on TV, too.
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But I like that the guys are just like, meh, we're guys. Yeah, we're not. And also, the guys are so kind of... I don't want to say gaslit because that's not the right way to put it. But it's just like, you better stand up for me tonight, as we know, because later in this episode, Justin does not stand up for Whitney or is confronted about it. And she just gives stink eye the rest of the time.
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But, you know, they just want you to stand up for them. And so they try and do it. And then they just look like idiots because I don't even know what's going on. You know, it's so confusing, especially on this show. It's such chaos. You don't even know who to stand up for. So just stand back, you know? Yeah.
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He's like, God, I'm never going to get rid of this, Sean. He just looks so bewildered, like, I'm never going to get rid of this. There are worse things to be accused of, you know?
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It was $15. I was like, Jesus, was this a drug drop? No, I already ate the croissant. I just also saw this. What is it? I don't know. I forgot what it was called.
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And Andy's like, well, it was an analogy. She goes, yeah, it was an analogy, like 100%. Like, I don't think that, you know. And I know you don't participate in circle jerks. I know you don't. I mean, I think you don't. Maybe you do. It would be fun if you did. I mean, you know what? Could someone pass this hand sanitizer over to Sean? Just in case, because I care about you. You know what?
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Whitney, you're so full of shit. So you want the worst thing you ever did was talk about her marriage. So you wanted to apologize by bringing a brand new rumor up about her marriage and putting it out there. She's so full of shit. And she gets away with it again, because John's just like, I mean, I forgive you. Um, it would be easier for both of us to forgive you together.
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Cause then we'd be three in a forgiveness circle.
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Sean's like stop I'm getting a hard on okay so then Whitney's like yeah I'm really sorry about it so Lisa just goes I appreciate that and also John I didn't get the apology opportunity to apologize to you he's like uh thanks she goes and I'm sorry and just kind of smiles cause no one yells at her like there she goes again commercials here comes one right now
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Seth, what do you think? And Seth's like, well, I thought it was aggressive, but I think that's a fair assessment, you know. But we started getting wasted at Todd's, you know, on the boat. You know, he had a really good $500 Anejo, so, you know, I was a bit impaired.
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Then, you know, you've got Sean. It seemed like he was being dishonest. And you've got Meredith telling me he was calling my son, you know. But look, when I say, what's up, biatch? I mean, when I see John, I say, what's up, biatch? It's like saying, what's up, dog? You know, so what's up, biatch?
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and uh hey chloe hey chloe it's like brooks hey dad's on tv doing the biatch oh my god oh i told him i'm like so cringe like the other day he went into like dick's sporting gross like why would you go in there and then why would you say hey biatch remember when they thought that my when when i was born and they put biatch on my birth certificate because dad went you did it biatch and we had to get it changed it like took till i was five
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They told me I was the first baby that ever tried to crawl back in. So awkward. I'm so embarrassed. Cringe. Gross. But why did you feel like you needed to say that to me and be so aggressive in my face? He was not in your face. He was like down the table from you. And he did say biatch and not bitch. And I think those are two big differences. Could he have used better words? Yes.
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All right, everybody, welcome to the show today. It is... Sailing Salt Lake City. God, that's probably next. There's Mormons on a boat. We just love the Mormons these days. Here we are with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion part two. Very excited. It's a very sad episode. So, you know, half of this we're going to skip.
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But here we go again of the men trying to stand up for their wives and failing miserably and then getting victim shit thrown on top of them because now he said the B word to a lady. So it's like, oh, my God, Seth, I can't stand up for you on this one.
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And Sean knows a lot about that. He's gotten a lot on other people's shoes.
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So Whitney's like, Yeah, but, like, I felt like you were aggressive in my face. And he goes, no excuse for name-calling. No excuse. Okay. Because you jumped in. That's why, stupid. Because you jumped in. If you don't want to catch straight biatches, don't jump in, dummy. And Meredith is like, well, he can answer, too.
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And Seth's like, well, it was not intended the way that Angie just called my wife a bitch. Or...
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So, Seth, you're not sorry then? He just said he was sorry, Whitney. For fuck's sake. Get with the program. He's like, I said I was sorry. She's just poking up behind Bronwyn's dress like, wait a minute. You're not sorry?
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I've tried drawing it out for him a few times because really the only form of communication he accepts is Palm Pilots or just cave drawings.
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I'm going to bite my bottom lip and stare at the floor if anybody needs me. So Seth goes, so is only emotional biatch? See, I say it to everybody. Do it to everybody, guys. And Bronwyn's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You know him. I wouldn't even say it's an emotional affair, right? Which I never said. I mean, it's not even an emotional affair. I said that from the beginning. Am I right? Right. Exactly.
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This might be our shortest recap ever because I can only talk about people crying so much, okay, about serious things. I love when people cry about petty shit, but that was a good episode. But I was like, this is sad. Bye. I quit my job. Okay, so also we're here for the Golden Crappies, which is this Saturday night at Town Hall on Broadway here in New York City. It's going to be amazing.
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Exactly. So there's a lot of people that Todd has different conversations with. One time he asked a Starbucks lady for extra cream and I got very upset. I would not talk to a Starbucks person like that. I did not like that. And, you know, it was something like that. Something like that.
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How did they not play a clip of her going, what about? Well, nobody's asking about me and all the infidelities I've gone through in my marriage. Out of nowhere, when the conversation was like, hey, you know, what do you think of ducks? Oh, my God, I love ducks. What about my infidelities in my marriage? It's like, whoa, that came out of fucking nowhere.
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And she's like sobbing and throwing this big fit about it. How did we not get a clip of that?
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Yeah. She was volunteering that information out of nowhere, which was bizarre. I guess she wanted to talk about it, but also like get people on her side. I don't know what she was doing in that moment, but this kind of did change my opinion of it because before I was, well, I don't know. My opinions changed 20 times just every time they show a different editor of it.
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But this is making me feel like, oh, so he 100% had an affair then.
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like a full-on fledged probably has another wife somewhere because because it's too much of a it's too much of a back battle it's too much and just the way that he's freaking out about it like he's very nervous he's looking at the floor she totally got in trouble about bringing it up and yeah it looks like he's actually about to cry about it and she just keeps turning behind him going you're okay
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And she's like, you know, come on, babe. When we were on the boat, you wept and you said he'd been disloyal and you'd caught him in an affair. So what are you talking about now? And then we do see that clip of Bronwyn telling the girls that Gwen was the one who found it because she was looking over at the iPad, his iPad, and saw that he'd been texting another woman.
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And she ends it by going, well, I said to you very clearly. No, stop nodding at me. You said to me very clearly that your husband was cheating on you and your daughter was the one who found out about it.
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period people can start going over the semantics of well she only said it was emotional that's also cheating or it was only text that's also cheating whatever it is you were the one who brought your husband's infidelity on camera and now we're pretending that it didn't happen or everybody misconstrued you or we're just all too fucking stupid to hear it it doesn't matter the semantics of whether it was emotional or whether his fupa you know was around somebody else's fupa
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she wasn't the one who said you cheated guess who guess who said it you guys are going to be shocked whitney was the one who said it whitney again who was also it was all this is the this is the revelation everything is always with me it's always whitney monica got to take the heat last year for all of whitney's because she was horrible but whitney was starting all that with monica last year and whitney totally got off
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scot-free so um meredith thank god was like well you all co-signed it that was not a cute conversation and lisa's like i saw it with my own two eyes you co-signed you know what and i wouldn't say anything bad and in fact i said todd's gonna be upset when he watches us and i helped rodwin to let you know that i was here for you but i'm not gonna talk badly about your husband
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And Meredith is like, well, I have a big problem here.
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So he fucking cheated. He's not going to give you a ring with five promises because you feel like Luigi in the Mario world. You know what I mean? Like, he stuck his dick in somebody, so just stop.
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It's like multi-cam. It's going to be amazing.
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How about five zaps on your dick from like a zap, you know? A police zapper. That's what I want, you little fucker. Five zaps.
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and also you don't understand the gift i mean listen if anybody is curious about how often men cheat on their women all you really need to do is look at how many flower shops there are in the world because they're so prevalent that you can even get that at the grocery store yeah it's only all the times so yeah there's only so many dead people you know what i mean yeah andy's legs so what were the
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And that's what's so frustrating about it, because you have the scene where she's literally just telling the other girls Bronwyn. She's like, well, it seems like they were on Todd's side. I mean, they're taking up for Todd. Well... what's the problem with that? If he didn't do anything, like if he did anything, if he just talks funny to somebody at the Starbucks, I mean, come on lady.
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So yeah, she's like, well, if it's not a big deal, then why is it a big deal? How I reacted to it, which I think is a good point. Yeah.
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Well, now we're starting to see why Meredith is having a fit about the editing, too. Because she's like, you guys have made me look stupid over and over again, and you're not going to fucking do it again. Roll the tape, you know? And so I'm starting to see what she's talking about because now we see the scene of Bronwyn apologizing.
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Just like she said, Meredith is saying, well, when you're saying I wasn't supportive, I was like, what could I have done? And Bronwyn was saying, no, what you said was not wrong in any way, Meredith. I'm so sorry. I should have just been quiet and listened to you because it was good advice. It was good advice, Meredith. And I should have listened to you.
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Yeah. And then Heather goes... But that's not what happened.
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like am i taking crazy pills here because this is not what happened um but i'm not sure exactly what she's saying about it i don't know what she means because i don't make it clear but um they're just he's like please let's move on please and brahman goes but you know what heather it's what happened for me it's what happened for me that's my truth and that's the problem with my truth people right there that's what happened to me that's how i felt it happened so i don't think that's the i don't think that's the problem with them but that's just my truth just kidding
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And he's like, Lisa's like, embarrassing. And he goes, yeah, I'm going to look at the floor here. And Bronwyn's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And then she reaches back and grabs his leg and slaps Whitney in the face with her dress. She's like, ow, ow.
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which was lovely talking to those guys, Evan and Danny, really good guys. We laughed our asses off, check them out. And then we'll be on watch what happens tonight as bartenders with Southern charm people, Patricia and Austin.
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Well, to be fair, Lisa put a lot of Bronwyn's life out there too. If that counts for anything.
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be a dick about it but then they start talking over each other and yeah and um she's like you know i felt bad for her but when i walked away you know i guess i talked to lisa every day but we don't complain about our husbands we're not like that and lisa's like well it was a dick so she's so then they start snapping over each other and i'm just like pesos opa pesos
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Well, contrary to what Angie and Whitney and Heather to an extent do, Heather, I'm cool with you, but still, disappointingly, said, Seth and I are monogamous. We do not cheat. We have a beautiful marriage that sometimes has bumps in the road or one bean short of a five-bean salad, if you know what I mean. And if someone tells you their marriage is perfect 100% of the time, they are lying.
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Well, look, you know, I saw people online accuse Bronwyn and I of the same thing. So what? Give me a break already. You know, he doesn't stay at home. I don't stay at home. What are you going to do? Here's what you do. Go up to Starbucks and tell the lady you like her dress. Then give her your number. Maybe she'll text you a free coffee or something. Todd? Todd? No, no. Bad. New necklace.
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The lady, Emma, comes in with a brand new necklace. She's like, here you go. Here you go.
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Chicken is actually an entree, Andy. And so Seth just raises both his hands and goes, this is the side jig, Andy. This is the side jig. This is my biatch right here, my hand. Two, I got two. And they're like, wow, classy. That's real classy, Seth.
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I'm never going to live this down. Meredith, Brom was like, Meredith, you should turn your hearing aids off for this. And I'm surprised Meredith wasn't like, all right. if we're going to go after my disability.
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And John, I hope to see you again and hopefully next time we can come together. Okay. See you guys.
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You see what she does? This is her. She's like, bye. You're not going to go backstage and make friends with the guys now. Don't forget why you're mad at him, and also tell his wife to shut the fuck up, too. Okay, you're excused. Goodbye. Yes.
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Yeah. Basically, it was a talk about addiction and addiction with family members. And they were saying the fact that she was having those discussions on TV was good because it was destigmatizing because that's something that people just don't want to talk about. You either excuse it to the point where the – and they weren't saying this, but I was thinking it –
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When you see it on reality TV, it's like either someone's an addict and they're excused from everything because it's like a blanket, like they're a victim kind of mentality. Or it's kind of like an attack and then a judgment and this and that. But there's never just honest conversations about it and how it does happen to people.
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people that you love that you would never think it's going to happen to that you can't understand how it happened to or why and there's a change in people when it happens and it's just really fascinating to watch them talk about it so openly and also to remember how much addiction has affected this cast angie lost her parent to addiction when she was very young
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And then you've got Whitney, who hasn't talked to her dad since season one. So Whitney's sobbing because she's like, I'm trying to explain it to my children. And so having them be able to watch this kind of gives them a window into what addiction looks like to other family members and how it affects. So it was all really, really nice, really well done.
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And I'm actually glad, not for the recap sake, but I'm glad for the show's sake that it went on for a good 15 minutes. I mean, it was a long segment.
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help help kids and like give them that moment help pause but guys let's all gather around the tv to watch real housewives of salt lake city call each other's husbands gay circle jerkers before we get to a good drug addiction part it's the thing that like causes someone to just like have like a moment of doubt or pause before they do something reckless like bobby really understands now bobby let's show a clip of bobby understanding
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Yeah, I just had a Mountain Dew and a Dr. Pepper mixed with some whipped cream on top. That was real good talking about it, Dick. Hey, Mom, what's a circle jerk?
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Well, yeah, you're waiting for granddaddy over there to see what he says. And he was like, good job. And I'm proud of you. And she says that he never says that kind of stuff to her. So it was nice. Okay. Curtains closed.
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so then uh andy's like so one thing i was noticing while watching this is meredith seemed to be giving really dirty looks during this whole thing and it's just because it's meredith's face which is very hard to read but everyone else is crying and nodding and everything being said and meredith is just kind of sitting there giving a dirty look but i think it's because angie and kept talking the whole time about like how close she is with mary and their best friends and mary's like i've never had a friend like angie
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And it becomes this thing about their love for each other and, like, how bonded they are. And I was like, oh, that's why Meredith is pissed. Because now we get into the Meredith part. And she's just sitting there like, I was friends with this bitch for how long and now?
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If someone said describe those two, I'd say what a fun couple of gals. Okay. We really like them.
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Yeah, she was like, I love Meredith, but it's different. She doesn't have as much time for me and stuff. But it's also because, you know, they both got so immature. She's like, do you want to leave my house if you keep talking? And then she's like, oh, well, now I'm being kicked out. And we saw the interaction with Mary and Angie. When Angie made Mary mad and Mary was like, I'm done with her.
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Like, fuck off then. We're not friends because you went and talked to Brittany instead of staying at the table with me. It's something so stupid. But we saw how Angie had to talk Mary back. And nobody knew that code yet of just being like, Mary, I love you. And you need to just come back. And you really hurt me. And we need to work this out.
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And that's how she kind of got Mary back and cemented that. And Mary explained why later because of all her trauma, et cetera. But Meredith didn't know that. She didn't know how to do it at the time. So she's just like, well, I guess I just didn't know the trick. But it was nice, you know, but it was basically like, you're nice, but I've moved on. I now eat a lot of pita bread.
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Well, Aqua from 4 says, Meredith, I think that Mary hates you because of the bangs you wore to her party. She goes, oh, really? Well, you can think it's the bangs, but let me tell you something, okay? It's all the other stuff that's nasty that the other women say about me that's the problem. Let me pull out my phone.
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So she whips out the phone. She goes, so we got a list of all the lovely things. And they're like, oh, Jesus. And Whitney's like, do you like after every episode, take notes?
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Thank you, Sean. That was another. I'll write that on the list, too. That's on the good column. All right. Thank you, Sean. We can move forward. But I didn't have time to watch back five years and get the other ones. And Angie's like, so should we address each one by one?
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Yep. It was a house of fire. Not on fire. Oh, is it a house of fire? I think it's like they're getting like a house of fire. I mean, I don't know. Like white on rice. Maybe that's not the best metaphor for it. Oh, okay.
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Yeah, Angie's like a pit bull coming after me and then telling Angie, you are an ugly human being. And to Brittany. Brittany, I have had enough of you. You are mine. But I can say to everything except the Angie, you are an ugly human being. Every single one of those was reactions from people coming after her. And her staying calm for the most part until they wouldn't stop. So I say self-defense.
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OK, and that's how I felt at the time. And Meredith is like, but how did I use you? And she goes, because I was the only one around you during that time who you were interacting with. But I used you. Yes, Mary. Nobody would shoot with anybody and you wouldn't shoot with anybody. And Meredith came to your house to be, you know, to like.
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be your only friend so it was kind of i don't think she used her necessarily but i can see how somebody would feel like oh now that she doesn't need somebody to shoot with anymore because she has somebody else she's just going to dump me you know right mary's like well i mean i don't use i don't use anybody i've never used anyone in my life
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Mary needs so much explaining. They just have to explain things to her so much. She goes, so I'm using you? No, Mary, what I'm telling you is, which was a different moment than this moment. I thought you did, but now I do not. Well, could you apologize? I did apologize, and I meant it. Okay, well, thank you for the apology. I'm sorry. About saying I used you, I didn't really like that. No, Mary.
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Yeah, I think Mary has not got better at conflict. She still doesn't seem to know what's going on in a conflict, but she's gotten a lot better at resolution. Like she'll just give a resolution now and be like, OK, is this worth it? No, let's just hug, which I think is good. So they hug, and that's how we end the episode. And then next week, Brittany comes.
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And then following that, we'll be in Denver the next night recapping Southern Charm. So those are the shows we're recapping next week live. We'll be back next week with a full schedule. And obviously, before any of that happens, we'll be doing Watch What Happens Live tonight after Southern Charm. Check us out there. and get streaming tickets for The Crappies this Saturday night at 8 p.m.
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They just work well. We just beat up against them. Just kept being like, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
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Dana see, Dana do. She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniela. Itchels!
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Turn off my light. Um, so here we are with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We pick off where we left off last time, where Todd is all pissy about Lisa. Because, as he says, well, bringing up issues about Gwendolyn, you know, that's sensitive. And you asserting that Bronwyn had a miscarriage. Which she did not do. She asserted that the parents asserted that she had a miscarriage.
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I love-a-ya Olivia Williamson. Tastier than Flanderson, it's Rachel Manderson.
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Get it straight, Todd. Okay, you double talker.
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Watch your tone. No, watch your tone.
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This is a friendly environment. I mean, it's funny hearing John say, watch your tone, because if there is ever a lack of tone in the world, it's John. He has zero tone. John is almost transparent. I can basically see the veins and the muscle sinew in John Barlow's body. He's toneless.
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Yeah. And Bronwyn's like, um, but repeating something six months later, that's just despicable. That is dastardly and despicable. No, it's not because the after show is filmed then. So if you're filming the after show and they're asking you if you shot a scene and they say, hey, Lisa, you brought up that the grandparents asserted that they were told that Bronwyn had a miscarriage.
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And Lisa answers that question. It's because it was on camera and Lisa doesn't know it's been cut. So stop trying to make it sound like she's doing some horrible dastardly thing. You're ridiculous. Yeah.
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i'm just very upset so i'm just going to let my disappointed head shake speak for me right now okay i hope you're feeling very bad you feel badly about yourself you should you should yes yes the fact of the matter is my intention was good and it was the hardest conversation i've ever had next to the time i had to tell henry that mcdonald's was no longer serving breakfast
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And Andy's like, well, I thought that your protectiveness over Gwen meeting the grandparents, whether she met them or not, was admirable. And Todd's like, thank you. Thank you. That is a pilot of a bomb.
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So it was it was sad, though, that Tom, Tom, Todd calmed down so quickly because I thought we were going to get some Todd anger. And they were like, we're leaving the reunion with angry Todd. And then we got back. He's like, all right. You know, yeah, it's all good.
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I will be over here squeezing my lips with my two fingers a little bit.
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You're like, stand up for the rich people.
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Swiss from Miss wrote in, Angie, why are you holding Meredith accountable for the gay rumor when all she said was that there were rumors? You never held Whitney accountable for getting Monica to spill the rumor. Now, this question was just brushed over because Meredith starts having a cow about nothing in a minute. Why is Whitney getting no shit? Whitney is the one who started this.
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Whitney started it. She was the one who brought Monica over and was like, we have heard something about your marriage. Go ahead, Monica. Tell her what I absolutely would never absolutely say by myself. And so Monica did it. And Whitney's just sitting over there hiding behind Bronwyn's dress.
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Yeah, and I don't blame her, you know, because that's the thing that's been following her around for a long time, and Angie's just not going to give her that. And it's unfortunate because I think the only other person that thought that Sean was gay before all this came out was literally everybody who's ever watched his show. And so, you know, it's been rough. It's been a rough road.
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So Meredith is like, Please be the wagon over my rough road, you handsome Louis Vuitton wearing baldy. Get over here.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
But you did talk about my home, and she just kind of like, well, I'm just going to ignore that one because it's probably certainly mine. Horrible things. Horrible. I'm not doing any of that.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
Angie's like, well, you believed her in the moment, Heather, and so did Whitney. And Andy's like, wait, I'm just out of curiosity. How did she speak negatively about your home? It's like, well, I mean, she says things all the time, like rented home, home that's rented, home that she rents. And Andy's like, but don't you live in a rented home? It's like.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
I watched Dune Prophecy recently and I love that show. That's on Max.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
Well, I mean, obviously it was made to be horrible and sound like I'm poor or something. I love Andy pretending he doesn't understand the insinuation of people saying, what a renter, as if that's not been a thing on the Housewives for two decades. She's calling her a renter. What do you think it means?
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
Well, it's negative in the way that it said, and clearly it was meant to be a slam and slander. And Addie's like, huh, I don't really get that. Yes, you do. That's. Calling someone a renter is like the F word in, and I mean the gay F word, by the way. It's like saying the F word to a real housewife.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
Because then she's like, well, why wouldn't you have told me?
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
No, no, I did not. Lisa and I were trying to clear up what was happening between us, and I didn't say that to her. I didn't say, I'm trying to cause a problem between you and Angie. I didn't run to her with any issue of yours. I just merely said that you said that Lisa was probably the worst person in this group.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
I let Angie talk. So let me talk. Okay. I said my own shit with her first. And I said, I was not, I said it was, I was not nice. And I said, I didn't think that you were that supportive. I said it about myself.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
nefarious evil conniving evil conniving thank you i don't have my google app with me right now just keeps a straight face like these fucking idiots hey if it feels like you felt guilty about something that was said in that conversation and then you ran to lisa to clear it before
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
we had a chance to talk to lisa about it you got there first that's not fair no no we were gonna throw you under the bus but you threw us under the bus i don't like that well it's convenient that you waited wait a minute you waited until we were gone to have that conversation
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
It's between Lisa and I. So I wanted a moment with her, myself, to throw you guys under the bus. It doesn't work the same way if we're all together.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
Yeah. What does that mean, though? How can you have two faces because you only have one head? So, Bronwyn is like, I know that they don't appreciate that I went to Lisa, but this has nothing to do with them.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
Oh, glorious. You know, I auditioned for it. You know, I have great chemistry with Paul Reiser, they said. But unfortunately, that bitch Helen Hunt just beat me out. Still don't like her. Won't watch any of her movies.
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#2683 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part Two: For The Record
Hmm. Oh my gosh, are you serious? Are you really serious?
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
She's like, guys, like, listen, I was trying to get something off the video to say, I don't know what this is. I thought this was a Snickers bar. Turns out it's a camera. I don't know.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
she needs to go oh my god you guys it was a fucking accident i was just you know no that was that was not an accident three videos that is not an accident it is not an accident just went down her first water slide i wanted to congratulate her guys i mean i don't know what you want from me.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
She's like, no one. We were saving them for later.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
So Brittany is like, guys, if you hold up the photo button, it could take a little video. And I was just like, I was holding it too long. I was so scared. It was like so much was going on. I mean, guys, what if I don't get Pocahontas?
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
And Brittany's like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know what it means to record. What does that mean? I've never recorded anything in my life. What does that even mean?
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
I was tapping out and was just like, I just think these are words I don't understand. Guys, I have a really big audition.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
She goes, well, you do then, Heather. You do, you do.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
Commercials. Here comes one right now.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
The colors of the wind. Have you ever seen a coyote secretly record the blue corn moon?
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
Are you okay? She's like, no, I'm not okay. I'm so sorry. I feel like in that one moment. Take a deep breath. I broke everyone's trust. And I didn't mean it. I'm not doing anything. I don't have a bad intention. It just breaks my heart. It breaks my heart.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
so many pressures now that jared is back into my life i want to make him feel comfortable i so i'm thinking about like reupholstering all my chairs that's it i just want to reupholster my chairs so we look like um i don't know a tour bus because he's from a musical family that tours so i was like how can i get sprinter van fabric onto my onto my onto my chairs that's all guys that's why i was doing it
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
I mean, the back of the seat was like literally for like a second and a half. Like maybe, I don't know. Maybe it wasn't even recording. Like I'm facing forward. Like, I don't know. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure I wasn't leaving. I don't think I was even in Mexico. I'm pretty sure I wasn't there. I was at an audition. So, nope.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
i didn't even send it send what you can send videos i didn't even know you could do that and when he's like but wait a minute how do we know that you haven't already filmed it deleted it and then sent it look through everything look at all my hidden photos look at all my deleted all my deleted i'm like is that even a thing to say that you're deleted yeah but
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
So Brittany is like, but you're going to see a lot of embarrassing stuff. So if you want to, like, if you want to, if you want to, like. To delete the deleted, I would have to have deleted those too. Because if I'm going to delete the deleted, I will also delete and delete the embarrassing stuff. So why would I delete this deleted, but not delete the other deleted?
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
And so what I'm saying is, look through my phone. Look through the deleted deleted. Look through. You're going to see a lot of stuff. You're going to see a lot of scandalous photos of Jared Osmond. You might see me singing an impeccable serenade from Miss Saigon. So what? Just look at it all.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
Will you see archival footage of me as Ariel in Disneyland? Perhaps. But that's going to be on me. That's my crusta bear.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
This is an indefensible thing.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
The beautiful Mexican seat back scenery.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
I want to go home. Brittany, I want to hear it.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
Jared and I, we do have a physical relationship.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
I've got bishops and nieces galore.
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
And Brittany goes, for that, I really am sorry, you guys. I am
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#2682 RHOSLCS5E15 + Sold on SLC Part One: For The Record
Okay, well, I just want to say something.
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#2730 2025 Golden Crappies Act Two
This is Angie Kay. Did you know that I'm Greek? From backup dancer, to getting champagne dumped on my head, to bench warming bitch, from friend up to center snowflake, and now I've got the best high body count hair in the game? The biggest honor of all is receiving Bravo Liberty of the Year Award from Watch What Crappens.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Oh my gosh, thank you. Oh my gosh. Welcome home, everyone. Oh my God, there's a Greek flag. How did you know? How did you know? Are you Greek?
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Opa! Opa! Opa! I'm Greek. Opa! I'm Greek. Did I say it right? I'm Greek. I am Greek. I am Greek. In case you didn't know. My God, I feel like this is a party for me. Yes, it is.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Oh, my goodness. I always turn it back to me.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Woo! And I see a lot of it tonight. To my left, to my right, all over the place.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Oh, that means it is a little pornish. That's why you had to cut it. Hell yeah.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
I didn't even have to go all the way to New York. I can't. Oh, my gosh.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
I mean, is this just something that was in the green room? You couldn't even get me a tzatziki sauce?
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Hummus is Greek, too, though. Did you know that? Yes, yes, yes.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Some effort went into that. Okay, well, it expired last month, but okay.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
This is true. Thank you. And Greeks do eat hummus. Yes. And it looks like there's a little olive oil and oregano in it, so I'll take it.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Oh, whoa. Well, you guys can relate, huh?
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Oh, my gosh. Can you believe it? Well...
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Well, it reminded me of when I started out as a bagger at a grocery store for $4 an hour, and then I became employee of the month, and I was making $4 an hour, and it was like, wow, it showed that all my hard work paid off. And when I met with my manager that I was working my way to the top. No, but for real, you know, it did. I actually cried when I found out.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
And some people might find that silly, but I just felt like, whoa, I like. I came on the show and I felt like people were trying to take me out. People were trying to ice me out. People wanted to make it hard on me. Yeah.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
They were doing their jobs.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Well, the mafia rumors may have been true a little bit. May or may not have. But, you know, I just kind of felt like I felt blindsided with the rumors, the nastiness, all the allegations. It really wasn't what I was expecting. So I think I felt like the fact that I rebounded and that I worked my way to the top. I wasn't a backup dancer. I was in the center.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
of the show. For me, it's really just like the story of my life. I learned, you know, being raised by immigrants that if you wanted something, you had to work hard for it. And I felt like I put in the work. I was vulnerable. I was real in my friendships. I loved the women that I loved. And I felt like I did everything right. And it just sort of like finally paid off. And I felt like I won.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
No, you don't shoot it together. Everyone shoots their photos singly and then you kind of find... I mean, I really found out just a couple weeks before. And I really did cry. Before the show aired, right? Yeah, a couple weeks before we aired, I really did cry. And some people laugh and say, like, oh my gosh, like she takes it so serious.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
But I do because I think, you know, anytime you put a lot of work into your relationships, your parenthood, your business, that it shows and you stand out. And I felt like my hard work paid off. And I also felt like being my authentic self paid off.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
And that's huge. I think it translates on camera. If you're a good friend, it translates. If you, you know, work hard in your business, people see you. So...
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
That's what I'm saying. It's so good.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Oh, my God. I need an ally. No, just kidding.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Jen actually was a client of my business back in, like, 1999. And she was very sweet. She was very quiet.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Those are my people. I know. True. Who would have thought, right? And she had a little A-line bob and these light green contacts. And she was so sweet and so pretty and so quiet and timid.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
And then I was, like, coming on the show with her, and I saw a whole new side of her. But, you know, the show can bring out a crazy side in people.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Yeah, yeah. She was so sweet.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Stalking, I like that. I like that better.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
I don't know, the red light in the room flashing in the corner.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
No, I swear to God, and I believe in God.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Oh, yeah, I did. And they would always post. Yeah, they would post about me and be like, oh, my gosh, Angie Kay should be on. And so I'd like hit hearts. I mean, I didn't know what it was. I was like, oh, thanks. They tagged me. But I had no idea.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
They weren't mean about me.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Yeah, because I wasn't on the show yet. It's when you're on the show that they were coming for you.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
I don't know if I'm coming back. Just kidding.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
No, that was a joke. I just said that because I was kind of pretending I may not be getting invited back. But of course I'm coming back. Just kidding. Yeah, yeah. Season six is on the rise, shooting in a few weeks. It's like, everyone's going to know.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
I started to learn you don't have to like each other to know that you can make a great show together. Yeah. I mean, I don't mean that about all of them, but just about some of them.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
You know what? It's true. Yeah. It's true.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
I love these guys. I didn't know they liked me. And then I started to keep listening, and I'm like, oh, they do this to everyone. Yeah. And now, like, I listen to them when I'm cooking or on flights, and I cry laugh because you guys are hilarious.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
Thank you. Thank you so much.
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#2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC
I don't want to go. It's been so fun. Thank you. Well, you're always welcome to sit here. I feel like these are my people. I'm at home. Thank you. Thanks, guys. They're going to get a cane and pull me out.