Andy Cortez

Time dedicating to. It's not like there's progression. It's like a welcome tour. Oh, a welcome tour.

Time dedicating to. It's not like there's progression. It's like a welcome tour. Oh, a welcome tour.

There is progression, too. But, like, you know.

There is progression, too. But, like, you know.

Okay, gotcha. You know what I mean?

Okay, gotcha. You know what I mean?

Okay.

Okay.

Sure, yeah. Sometimes I just see a headline on Twitter and just sort of parrot it.

Sure, yeah. Sometimes I just see a headline on Twitter and just sort of parrot it.

I didn't get to play a whole lot of Switch 2 last night. Why? Because Target fucked me. Oh, shit. What? What does that mean? Well, I'd be playing Mario Kart World if Target's pre-order arrived on time.

I didn't get to play a whole lot of Switch 2 last night. Why? Because Target fucked me. Oh, shit. What? What does that mean? Well, I'd be playing Mario Kart World if Target's pre-order arrived on time.

I ordered two Switches.

I ordered two Switches.

The one with Mario Kart was with the Target pre-order. We're sorry, Andy. Your Mario Kart's in another Target. I'm just not happy about it right now, Tim. I'm not happy.

The one with Mario Kart was with the Target pre-order. We're sorry, Andy. Your Mario Kart's in another Target. I'm just not happy about it right now, Tim. I'm not happy.

I did earn Monty Mole as my main, but I, you know, last night when I got home, there was the consumer-brained FOMO part of me that was like, what if I just bought Mario Kart right now? And streamed it and played with everybody, and then Elden Ring came a-callin'. I get it.

I did earn Monty Mole as my main, but I, you know, last night when I got home, there was the consumer-brained FOMO part of me that was like, what if I just bought Mario Kart right now? And streamed it and played with everybody, and then Elden Ring came a-callin'. I get it.

You know, I'd feel a lot more sad had I not have something to play that required, you know, things that I haven't seen or things that I haven't experienced yet. And when it's Elden Ring Night Rain, finally took down the third and fourth boss yesterday. What a fucking nightmare that third boss is. It's so annoying.

You know, I'd feel a lot more sad had I not have something to play that required, you know, things that I haven't seen or things that I haven't experienced yet. And when it's Elden Ring Night Rain, finally took down the third and fourth boss yesterday. What a fucking nightmare that third boss is. It's so annoying.