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league or yeah organization or whatever federation yeah and so now is this the move like start a league to to battle the other league and kind of threaten the other league and then get bought out and walk away like the what does it live or whatever the golf one that did it against the pga right you've got this you've got there's pickleball football league that they're like all right let's let's do this and then it's like oh there's too much money there let's let's buy them out
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But like, that's... No, I think they just tanked. They pushed for that, though. That's probably what they were trying to get. They're like, let's become such a problem that they have to buy us out or we become a legit league on our own.
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The teachers, they toss her the chalk. No, they toss her the chalk. She goes up there and she breaks down the potagophorium theory. Yep. Come on, brother. You know what I mean? I told you, I think we all know that A squared equals E minus B squared times four. God damn. Is it?
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The fact that you just foil. Front, outer, inner, last, homie.
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I know. The fact that you're even saying that stuff. I don't remember anything. Well, how do you help with homework?
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Fuck it. No, dude. My kids are all smart. It's all embarrassing for me.
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I feel like we've covered this. They teach math differently now. Right. The way you show your work is different than how we showed our work.
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We got to leave Oklahoma. By the way, he's saying he never did heroin, which just tells me he did it and was like, I got to say I never did it. So my kid never does it because it was bad. You know? Yeah. Or two. I didn't do it.
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It was a lot of fun. Nice, dude. Heartland. Heartland. I don't remember it. I don't remember it. What? You remember the hotel where they were like, welcome to the finest hotel in Oklahoma. Your room's not going to be ready for six hours because of COVID. We ate a lot of cheese. I don't remember that. You know, pandemic. And we were like, it's been a year and a half or longer.
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Yeah, that checks out. It's legal most places. That's pretty cool. But they still got to talk about it as far as like operating heavy machinery and having long hair and stuff. Well, I don't think that's against the law.
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I don't think that's against the law. That's my dark crystal.
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Can you guys see this? That's what I posted? What is that? Castaway? This is the first thing. Read the thing above it, though. I can't read that. Okay. It says, I wish it's by somebody called Illuminati Bot. I wish you guys knew what this really meant. And it's the Castaway thing.
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very shagadelic x what are you guys what's everyone doing on x so people think that i'm a psychopath this isn't you this is just the first thing that popped up on my feed that's not you oh okay oh okay we'll get to you but i'm just saying like that's how you're greeted i open x i never go on here i open it and it just goes i wish you guys knew what this really x go out and fuck what are you guys doing
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When did I even post? Wow, this is cool. What is an upgrade? Not going to do it. Can't even get into it. Unbelievable. I just can't. It's just wild.
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You love it, dude. You're falling in love. Okay. It does kind of blow my mind how everyone's like, it's fucking back. It's so much better now. Who said that?
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I mean, all the bullshit YouTube videos I'm watching where there's like, you know, free speech people or whatever. They're like, it's a wild, wild west. Now you can say whatever you want. I'm like, I know. But every time I open it up, I'm like, this is the biggest fucking waste of time in the history of waste of time.
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I just saw you chokeslam a guy in the middle of the ring. You're doing all right. Yeah, I saw you chokeslam. You did fucking jazz splits on a Today Show or something. Yeah, come on. I'm not buying it anymore.
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For damn sure. It was an expansive event. No, I was bummed. Because now I got to wait with the rest of the fucking proletariat to see it. Well, it came out, right?
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That's what I just said. I got to wait with the rest of the proletariat. Dude, did you watch the first episode? You know. Yeah.
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And now, would Bradley Cooper, he's a best guest star on another show kind of thing? That's the award?
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Get in here. He's doing this dance move. Roping him. Isaac. Isaac was not there.
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Okay. All right. Hey, did I tell you guys I've discovered a new way to blow your nose? This is what I've been doing. And I'm listening. Oh, my God.
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You know when you blow your nose really hard and your eardrums kind of pop, right? Yeah, it's the best. I love that. So here's the new method. Maybe I've said this before.
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Because I discovered it last time I was sick. You plug your ears with your fingers. And then you plug one of your nostrils with your thumb.
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And then you just blow. And, dude, boogers from behind your brain come out.
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It's science. Like, you got to be in the shower or over a sink and you just kind of, like, let it rip. Dude, it's like you feel it come from, like, way up in your brain.
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Because now it's the only way I want to do it. I've been doing lots of snot rockets, and I never did that my entire life. So now imagine, it's basically a snot rocket, but you plug your ears too so you can go extra ham. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't know what it is. I still say ham.
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yeah you just go maybe it's just because i've had this same cold for like fucking three months it feels like but i'm just blowing snot rockets now it feels good i feel like puck from real world yeah yeah great guy uh just um let me know if you try my technique and if you guys listening give it a shot give it a snot i guess i don't really understand why yeah what is it yeah look at me here Okay.
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Don't count other people's money. Don't worry about it. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right.
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Look, we're busy. You're on the biggest show on HBO. Absolutely. Blake's busy finishing the top three of Jeopardy. We got other shit to do. Well, top three of that episode.
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That's fine. Top three. You know what I want to do, though? Better than most is not true. Go ahead.
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Adam, I love this string of events that happened to you that where else could you be but where you are now? Having done Ludes, gotten hit by a cement truck. Don't hurt. Don't hurt. Oklahoma. And what else? I think that's kind of it. Yeah, that's kind of it.
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I thought you were going to say you would take a bite. You ever take a bite?
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Should I eat it? It's a bagel. Your guys' opinion. If someone is a delivery person and they take some of the food,
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I'm glad you guys stand for something. Thank you. Yeah, Durr's, I feel, is leading the other way. Death penalty. No, no, no. Death penalty. Take some of the food. Death penalty.
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Like, shook into my mouth. Okay, so you say a fry is fine? A fry is fine. And here's... What about a chicken fry? You're pressing it, but maybe.
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What if it's like potato wedges? And so there's not that many. It's a large fry. Fries are communal.
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Can I tell you something? What? You're already getting the fucking orange flavored chicken. He's not, dude. He's not.
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With orange chicken on top. It's a killer combo. The reason I pose the question as, okay, you got orange chicken and what, is because you can't go and not get the orange chicken.
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It's not. I'm not going to say that they aren't good or delicious, but what I'm saying is it's too late.
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Unless you're getting like raw broccoli with it. Like it can't even be steamed or cooked or anything.
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If you're going to do a meal with greens, that's the meal. Dude. It's like hitting McDonald's and getting a salad and a Big Mac. Well, the salad shakers, I mean, those were really good.
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You're... No. I need to do the... Although I did eat McDonald's. I think I told you guys this. Driving up to Oregon, I had McDonald's for the first time in months and years. And the chicken sandwich was fucking flames. It was good. I told you, dude! Did you tell me? You told me? Yeah, of course. Of course. But the fries were garbage. Fries were garbage. I think we did talk about that.
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what did i eat the other day i ate at a i texted you blazer what a picture of van damme on the wall yeah where was that what burger was that burger burgers never say die or not burgers never say die but it's a burger she wrote not burger she wrote it's a new place it's a chain for the win for the win thank you for the win burger very good there's a lot of smash burgers around la i'm personally uh
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The smashed burger thing drives me crazy because that was just what we in Chicago called a burger. It was just your corner burger place. They were all made like that. Okay, like smashed with the iron and shit? Yeah, that was just how you got a burger. Shout out Bills. You're a monster.
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Can I tell you something? It's a fucking nightmare. Yeah, parking's probably crazy. It's like any other thing like that where you're just like, this is a lot.
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I think that would be... Any take-backs, apologies, or double-downs?
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Sorry. Let's go, dude. No, no, no. I said... I didn't mean that. It doesn't have to be that, but it would be cool. If we could ride a float and suck. Whatever.
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Happy birthday, Chuck Norris, by the way. Oh, is it? It was, I think, yesterday.
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But I think we're in a different era where IP took over movie stars. That's across the board. There's very few people you go to see a them movie. For me, it's all Chalamet.
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yeah we love timmy timmy and it's not like they're not making action movies anymore they just go straight to like the fucking back corner of the streaming thing with like liam neeson skull fucking some guy on a yacht for stealing his daughter yes sir that movie's sick dude you guys seen that one yeah that's that's a movie blake can get behind skull fucker 3 you ever see that
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I would I'll watch it yeah any double downs any double downs that sounds I love the premise I love the no but it is interesting that like we still have action movies and they're they are still like the biggest movies but they're under the guise of like fucking Marvel whatever yeah it's all Marvel it's all Marvel
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well what's do we have wait wait you guys were we talking running man and you guys had never seen running man no when we were on busting with the boys or whatever yes that was the other boys but you guys have seen it yes we've seen it we've seen it yeah yes of course we've seen it we're old they were younger so they hadn't um and one last thing to end this on or not um die hard or predator pick one
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I'm going Predator. I'm going Predator. All right. And that was another episode of This is Imported!
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I'm FaceTiming you from the bathroom. You're killing me, dude.
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Yeah. If I was for sure on drugs to save some kid's life, I'm on the lam for a couple weeks.
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Yeah, but if you're rocking a white cowboy hat, you gotta show up. You gotta show up for the kids.
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Honey, that was a drug den. That shit's important. Widely known. That's why we moved there. I was driving Fritos.
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Wow, dude. This dude's just casually saying soundboards now.
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That would have been so sick. That's why Gripster ended up going crazy. This was a nice couch. This was a nice couch.
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There's a lot of glassware in your home. Those glass cube windows from the 80s. The fuck was up with that? I don't know. You move to LA and you see quite a bit of those.
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This is what it is. It's somebody who's got a little confidence. goes, it's actually pretty sick. And people with no confidence go, didn't know that. All right, let's do it. I pay you? Great.
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Because I'm busy working. I don't have time. I need you to make me look cool so when I have the boss over for dinner and my wife's cooking the turkey, the house looks cool.
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Yeah, of course. Hey, come on, bro. Potentially the IST in the crew? I don't know. Of course you cook.
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Oh, here I am. Well, hey, something tells me that this is all for the best. Hearing you say you'd like to gargle booze at night, well, maybe this will work out. It's definitely better for me.
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You guys remember Sting? You remember Sting. In the 90s. WTF? And are they just changing these names for tax purposes? What's happening?