Amelia Dimoldenberg
Appearances
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
That's so cool.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
That was really fun. It was so great.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, it was really amazing. We went upstairs.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Oh God, they're the best.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No, I like unfunny men. Yeah, I like funny guys, but they're hard to find.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Um, I think they have to make me laugh, but I also want them to laugh at my jokes and maybe that's more important to me. They're laughing at me.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, totally. I do. I do think I need a man with a sense of humor. A hundred percent. I feel like that's how I connect with anyone is over a shared sense of humor. Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
It doesn't feel like anything. It doesn't feel like anything. And she, it was incredible. Like, she just has the most amazing lines to feed you back. Like, she's just so great and so quick-witted, so confident. Like, she was kind of the perfect guest.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, the full hour. But we shot that in Paris. It's the only episode I've ever filmed, like, out of the UK. Oh, I filmed one in Scotland. But yeah, for sure, I had to. And so we found a chicken shop in Paris. And yeah, we were there and then she was kind of, she was a little bit late, but that was totally fine. I would have waited hours and hours.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
But then I was like, so I was then like pacing around in the chicken shop because usually like, I get there like half an hour before I like go over my questions and then they're here. And then because I was like waiting, it was like, oh my God, it's Cher. And then there were these two guys who were like,
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
hanging outside and I was like to the security I was like can you tell those guys to like go away like they I don't know why they're here and like we got them to like move and then when Cher came in the guys came in with Cher and they were her like nephews it was her posse it was her posse who had told her to do the show the guys were like the reason she's here is because we were like you should do the show and five minutes later I was like get those creeps
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Off the chicken shop date step. But anyway, yeah. Yeah, because she had never watched the show. And they had basically were like, she only did one piece of promo, I think, for like her Christmas album. And then she did chicken shop date. And they were like, you have to do it. And she just sat down and she was like, okay, cool. What's happening?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
And I was like, we just, she just didn't really, she was perfect.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I don't think she ate, no. Do guess. No, but she said she does like chicken nuggets. Or she said her boyfriend loves chicken nuggets.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
She said she's been around a lot of chicken nuggets recently.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, she was like, I've been around a lot of chicken nuggets. My boyfriend and his friends love chicken nuggets.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Chicken nugget festival in Paris. Probably the only option, yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
But yeah, she's amazing. She was there on Friday. She should have done more than one song. I was like waiting for the more songs to come.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Good one. Crushed it. Crushed it. As per usual, Cher. Yeah, I love Cher. What an icon.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
And we... Isn't that crazy?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Cher was on just before me. Just before me.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
You know whose favorite song is? Who? Shaz. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was listening to her Desert Island Discs. Do you know that show? Yeah, yeah. In the UK. And she picked that as one of her favorite songs ever.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, Cher would do an amazing rendition of that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
So, so beautiful and so sad. And like, that's why it's so, like such a perfect song. Yeah. And Chris Martin was there. Yes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Who, by the way, is so funny.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, like, and so charming and amazing.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No, I know I'm, no, he's not been on the show, but I met him at the SNL after party.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
That I, where I first met you at. Yes. He was there because he was the performer that- And I was just like, wow. I don't know why I just didn't think he would be so charming, but he just so was. And charismatic and brilliant.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
It really is. Wow.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
He looks good, yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Right there.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
That was epic.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
When he was smoking a cigarette. Yeah. And then he put a cigarette in his guitar.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Oh my gosh. Sort of effortless. Something happened to me in that moment.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
He's so tall.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
He's like six foot three or something.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I don't know. Is it their proportions of their head?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
He just doesn't look like he's really tall. But he is. But he is.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
So would I. So would I. You should get him on your show. I am trying.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
White whales? I've never heard of that phrase before.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Who are the white whales?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Who are the white whales?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I didn't read it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
So who's my Moby?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Gaga.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Would she?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
it's just that how did you feel I don't know like I didn't well I saw her last night but like obviously I didn't go up to her because what would I say nothing um and yeah I think Gaga would be epic um I don't know maybe like someone like Larry David yeah like um oh my god well so many people that I met last night like Kristen Wiig is one of my comedy heroes oh yeah and it was just a thrill to be able to speak to her and like to have her on the show and like I would love to have some more comics on actually
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
but I actually feel with Chicken Shop Day I'm at a place with it where I feel like I've kind of like achieved everything I want to with the show I feel really content like everything everyone now is like just like a plus really wow I mean that's really great that's an amazing feeling that you are assured in that you're like
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Like we did everything that we wanted to. I really feel like that. Like I feel like there's so many amazing… Like so many episodes I'm like so, so pleased with like how… Just how they've come out. And like just the energy of them. And like the type of people that I've got to meet. And our dynamic. Like I just feel like I've got what I need to from the show. But yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
But so everything now is just like… It's just fun. It's always been fun.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Well, for me, like the Louis Theroux episode was like a really amazing one. Because he was like, for me, one of my heroes growing up. Like I loved his documentaries so much. And like his tone and his style like really kind of informed some of my awkwardness too. And like my style. And like when I… I was trying to get him on the show for years.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
And then he basically was like, they never got through to him or something like that. He said no. And then finally, again, what his children then told him to come on the show, which is the way it goes a lot of the time. And then that episode was just amazing. And then it kind of birthed this viral jiggle jiggle like song on TikTok.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
And I just thought it just had everything in it that I wanted for the episode and like to get someone that I've always wanted to. And then from then I was like, okay, well I've done
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
But actually, no. I do actually need to keep going with the show because I need to fall in love. So, for real.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I don't see why I couldn't meet someone on the show.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah. But obviously, there are loads of cameras there and stuff. And people…
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Oh, well, and I was in LA at the time and it was like fun to like be also in, like, I don't know, like not in London and like be out and about and stuff. But it was kind of amazing. Like, I just thought it was so cool that people were like, people were booking meeting rooms in their offices to like watch it, like to, so that they could all watch it together.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
And like, that was so amazing to have created that kind of, that moment, like with a YouTube show, you know, like people were like, it's an event. Yeah. So that's what I loved so much about that episode in particular, about what it kind of made people feel or the energy and like, Yeah, that's why I just think it's just so fun to be able to like create those kinds of moments. Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
An assistant. No.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No. They're all gay.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Okay, this is why it's just never going to work out. No, no.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No, because I would never do that. So actually it's not going to work.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yes, I do actually.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No, it… Yeah, it can. But I go for the wrong people. I go for the wrong people.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, totally.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No, no, no.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, because I don't know why. I always just think that like when I'm talking to guys, I'm always like I'm funnier than you. No, it's power. It's power. I'm going to tell you. Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like that's just been my natural way.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
But I also think maybe it's something about being British and like, maybe like, I don't know, like from school or like the guys I used to hang out with when I was growing up, who would be like so mean to you. Like you then just have to like create this armor of like sarcasm. Like then it just kind of stayed with me.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Of me flirting with someone.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah. I feel like you can tell when there's a chemistry. I feel like kind of immediately with someone.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah. Like, I think just like you meet someone, you kind of, I don't know, you just can sense it really from, it's like an energy. I think you just kind of know.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Well, I don't know. I feel like when you meet people out, it's kind of hard to meet people out. But when you do, I think you just kind of like gravitate toward each other and then you just start talking. And then in your head while you're talking, you can like sense, you're like, okay. Something like clicks, I feel like.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
You feel it and you're like, are we, is this, is this, are we, are we like flirting? Yeah. And then they're like, yeah, I'm married. So that's what happens.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
That's literally every time. I know.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
People like to flirt. People are bored and they like to flirt in their relationships. I know so many people. And also like, is that about, I don't know if that is that about, you can obviously still flirt when you're in a relationship. Sure. But like there's another, like leading someone on. Right.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Oh yeah, going on a date, yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Sometimes I have said, I was like, should we kiss? Should we kiss now?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No, I feel like that's where I'm going wrong. Don't do that. Don't do that. It doesn't work.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Sometimes I do though. Like sometimes you just kind of have to like say it because really you kind of have to be the confident one.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Are you going?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I've never been.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
It would be, oh, it looks so fun.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah. Oh, God, that's so fun. We miss Kelly Rowland. We miss Kelly Rowland. They always have such fun performers. Yes. Yeah. We saw Kelly Rowland. Kelly Rowland.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Fun.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Wait, what? Beyoncé was at Mighty Hoopla? No, no, no.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Brockwell Park Brockwell is it? I don't know it's fun down there yeah South London I never go I never go but it's like it's where all the cool people are no it is that's why I'm never there yeah no like London in summer is the best I think it's like the best time to come to London is in summer
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Seeing Beyonce, like I was feeling in like a really rubbish headspace. And I was like, I felt I was feeling so self-conscious about the way I looked and all this stuff. And then I went to the Renaissance and I was just like, wow, it really like was a drug. It was like a pill, a medicine for me. Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
It was, yeah, it was amazing. Yeah, exactly.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Wow. Have we ever had anyone do that? I was wondering if you have. I don't think so.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Oh, wow. Okay. Well, what movie? Oh, God. I mean, I'm going to have to say a movie. New York Minute.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Underrated. New York Minute. Absolutely. Holiday in the Sun.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
With Megan Fox. Sorry. With Megan Fox. Yeah. I mean, winning London. I mean, I love, obviously I'm a London girl.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
But maybe winning London wasn't my fave. Our Lips Are Sealed, the one where they're in Australia. The Challenge.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
The challenge was when they did the challenge. Sorry. It was like, you know, the challenge. The only way I've ever watched the challenge is on the American Ashley, the challenge.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Well, they did like a movie where they were on the challenge.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No, it's like, they're like, I assume this is the show. It's like you're in a pair and you have to do loads of challenges.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, maybe.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
The Sleepover series. Oh, yeah. You're invited.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I didn't know that one.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Was that a TV series?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Oh, they also had an animation.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Just like so epic. Like, I'm sorry, but just, I just wanted to live their life so badly. I feel like so much of like, why I feel like I'm such an overachiever is because I grew up on Mary Kay and Ashley. And they were like the biggest overachievers in the world. Like there was nothing that they couldn't do.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
It's true, but still like, still they like did the work.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
And they still are. Okay, this is the thing that's crazy. They are the coolest girls still. They are always pushing culture forward still with The Row. You own The Row pieces? No, but- They're about a million dollars each. Are they?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Everyone loves the row. People like really cool people wear the row. Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah. And they're just like little tiny little- Chain smokers. They're just so cool.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah. Famously.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I'm always trying to think though, who am I more like Mary-Kate? Am I Ashley? Like I just remember.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I don't know because they would always change characters in their movies. Like, do you know what I mean? Like sometimes Mary-Kate would be like the, the uptight one. And then sometimes it would be Ashley and you could like never really know. They were just always,
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, truly. Two complete unknowns. But yeah, no, I just, I just, yeah, two of them. Oh, and then they've got the other sister. Elizabeth.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Oh, wow. One of the best actresses. You see, they're just incredible.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No, no.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Oh, wait, is it about the- Aubrey Plaza. Aubrey Plaza, yes, I have seen it. And it's the stalker, like stalker situation with the social media.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Never seen it. Oh.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Really? I should watch it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I love Reese Witherspoon. Oh, you think I look like her?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Okay. Love that. She's beautiful.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Elwoods.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Really? That's so nice.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Of course it is. She's an accomplished lawyer and dog person. Dog person.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
What's the premise of the film?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Oh, Reese is producing it? Yes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Okay. I'm definitely going to watch it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Tonight.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I love awards.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yes, oh my God.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Don't wear a train dress.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
You know, like a long dress with a train. Sorry. I've seen what he's wearing. It's a suit, but it's a board suit. It has no train. Because that was a nightmare for me when I went. And like, yeah, that was a nightmare. Yeah. I would say eat something before, but then also afterwards at the Governor's Ball, there's like the most amount of food in the world.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Like ever. And there's like every single kind of food you could ever have, but like in a miniature version. And then they also have gold Oscars made out of chocolates.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Which you can take for your family. I took a road back to London for my dad. You're so sweet. My whole suitcase was filled.
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Yeah, he is so sweet. Both my parents are so cute.
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Yeah, really close to my sister. Yeah, we work together and we're just like, we actually, yeah. We used to live together then we had to separate because it's too much.
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Olsen twins.
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It's a very Olsen twins vibe, actually. We're very similar in age. We're only one year apart. So it's kind of like giving Mary Kay and Ashley.
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I'm sorry. So yeah. So we'll have to see.
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To be continued.
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They probably did on some random channel, but I didn't watch it.
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I found out about them through Billboard Dad, I think was the first one. Billboard Dad.
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Yes, I've seen It Takes Two. With Kirstie Alley? Yeah.
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Yeah, so true in a way. But now they seem to, I feel like they love to work because you wouldn't run a fashion brand if you didn't love to work because that's like one of the hardest jobs in the world.
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Sorry.
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So cool.
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And I also feel like they're, in a way, like, the precursor to, like, the modern-day influencer that we have now.
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Because, like, Mary-Kate and Ashley's movies, for me, was like…
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how I feel like people now when they're watching Alex Earl or like all these other influences because you wanted like you want to watch someone's really fun life where they're like going out to parties they're kissing boys they're like putting on makeup and stuff but like I watched that through Mary Kay and Ashley but like that was obviously fictionalized like that's what I loved about it was because I felt like I was like getting like a door open into like their world which I thought was real and now we do have that now but it is well it's kind of real to a point but you have that with influencers I guess yeah but
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you're no but you're touching on something so huge which is that like when we were growing up or when we were like impressionable youth like we knew it to be a fantasy and now it's like it's hard to tell for a lot of people it's true and people probably do are watching people on tiktok and thinking oh my god this is like their actual life yeah not realizing that like so much of it is still staged and like not staged in that sense but like you know like heightened or like the things that you decide to include in the things you choose not to right yeah
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And yeah, it's a bit more, yeah, difficult for young people probably to get their head around it. But saying that, I honestly did think that Mary Kay and Ashley lived that life. I actually thought that. I was like, oh, they obviously are like jetting off to the Bahamas. They're going to like kiss those boys in Paris. Like they are doing that.
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They were Mrs. Worldwide. Yeah. People, watch out. Miss and Miss Worldwide. Little Miss Miss. Miss and Miss Worldwide.
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Yeah, because you're going to be judged as a young woman in the limelight if you're showing all of these different sides to your personality or just figuring stuff out on camera or whatever. And yeah, they just basically were like, goodbye. Close the door.
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Yes, they did. Was he like in politics or something? Something.
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Like they have a very, yeah, they've got, yeah, interesting men in their lives.
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Dating pros and cons. What do you mean?
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French billionaire.
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There's some people.
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Everyone considers it polite.
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But very… I bought on the east side where you at. It's exactly that. Yeah. Wow. I need to feel… I've been transported back to the streets of London. Is it cool that I spent all that? Is it true that like in New York, everyone's dating all the time? Like multiple people? Because that's what people say about New York.
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When you're dating someone, it's usual that they'll be like dating numerous other people.
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Oh, I love that film.
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It's so good. It was a play. Was it a play first? It was a play first. I love a play. Like, I love like, sorry. I'm not even swearing now. I love movies that feel like plays.
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Get out. Get out of here.
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Thanks.
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No, I haven't. Sorry, that's stopped now. That was really good. But my agent keeps trying to get me to do auditions in an American accent, and I'm like, I can't.
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I would like to, yeah.
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Bitches, divas. Bitches.
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You said, oh, I love Andrew Garfield.
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Andrew Garfield's obsessed with me.
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Yeah, I would say we're friends.
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Yeah, I would say we're friends. No, he's so nice. Of course. He seems lovely.
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Yeah, okay. I feel like I might meet someone on the show, but then once I end the show, then maybe I bump into them at a party and then that's how it would work. That's when it's on. Yeah. That's how I realistically feel like it would work.
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Rather than like the day after we film, I'm like, so we're going up now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's actually fucked up.
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I'm trying.
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I'm trying.
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Yeah.
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Was he?
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It was a double booking.
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It was your fault.
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I feel like I have had a gay person on.
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Well, this is a blind spot for me. And actually, I need to get more gay men on the show. Thanks.
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No, thank you for highlighting that. Yeah. Thank you. I'm going to do more.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You've probably had, well, you've probably had, people have probably gone to their friends. Like I had the most amazing conversation with this guy. He was talking to me all night. This guy. He was talking to me all night. And then turns out he's gay.
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A girl gave you her phone number on a napkin.
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Really?
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Wait, sorry, what was the question?
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Oh, sorry, I didn't hear that. We're so tired. So I've actually like got turned a corner now where I'm like, I actually thought I was going to throw up before I came into this room.
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Yeah.
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No.
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It's coming up. It's coming up. It's coming up. It's there. Do you hear that song? What's that? What is that? Do you have singing ambitions? Yeah, yeah, clearly.
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Wait, say what? Do you have singing ambitions? Do you have singing ambitions?
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Yes, don't you?
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Yeah, I was actually. Sorry that I was getting stopped to ask for photos. Were you actually?
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And I'm also just, yeah, well, am I? Yeah. Also, I think people think I'm approachable. I am approachable. But like, I think because of the show, it's like people are more likely to come up if you're doing something in comedy. I feel like you probably get the same thing.
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It's so nice. I always just think like, there's so many, it's a privilege to get people to come up and say that they like your work when so many people are in jobs where they're never thanked for what they do. Their boss never tells them they're doing a good job. And like, we literally get people being like, Good job. Yeah. Thank you for doing that. Yeah. So nice.
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Yeah, it is.
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Not yet.
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Which I don't know what I'm wearing yet.
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I better be.
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Oh, that's so nice. You always look amazing. Thank you so much.
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Yes, I studied fashion journalism at St. Martin's. And yeah, I always wanted to work at Vogue. That was like my ambition.
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Yeah, I wanted to be editor of Vogue. Still time. There is still time, but not now. And then, yeah, when I was studying fashion journalism, I kind of realized I was more interested in like pop culture as a whole.
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And kind of, and then I was doing Chicken Shop Day at the same time, like while I was at university. And then just like Chicken Shop Day, I just focused on that. Right. But yeah, I've always loved fashion. And like, I just find fashion history and like, yeah, fashion journalism is like a gateway into like culture as a whole anyway.
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Everything is so connected. Everything is so connected.
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Yeah, whether it's, yeah, whether it's from, even from politics to business. To music. To like music, to like identity, like.
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To everything. Yeah.
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Oh, right.
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Is it? Well, just for some more air.
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Okay, I love that. I love that.
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Always.
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Oh, God, I love Charlie. Yeah, she's great. She's the best. She's the coolest, the best person ever. Yeah. So talented and like...
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it's just so down to earth and so amazing so funny so brilliant but yeah like watching her perform is just like such a joy like every time I see her live I've seen her perform so many times now and it's just I'm just so blown away by I think it's also when you know someone like as a friend and then you see them on stage and you're like what you're like oh my goodness like how do you like how do you do that I just think it's and she's so physical on stage yeah yeah like what she does with her like her movement and everything it's like wow it's I'm in awe of her she's amazing
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Yeah, I loved her episode with you guys.
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Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm bitchy. But I can be a bitch.
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No, what did she say? I'm not a bitch. I'm not. I can be bitchy.
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Me neither.
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That's probably the best.
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No, it's fun. It's fun to go viral. Yes. You would know. Must be nice. And Andy, a good friend. My good friend Andy Samberg.
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You should have him on. I would love.
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I would love that.
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What if I'm wrecked?
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No, I know. And it's not for me. I don't want to be on the Reddit.
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On the Reddit thread.
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Yeah, I've got something. But I don't know whether I'm going to be able… I just need to get my energy up. Let me have a sip of water. I'm going to drink coffee. Wait, do you guys drink coffee?
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Why? I can't. It makes me go insane. Does it not make you insane?
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It makes me poo. And do you say poo in America?
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Can I talk now? Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Everyone, welcome. Amelia DeMaldenberg. Listen. Oh my God. It's such a pleasure to be here. Long time no see, guys. Long time no see. Must have been about two hours.
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Okay.
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And that's one minute. Wow.
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That was serious.
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That's good.
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A way with the words.
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Poop is cute.
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Poop is cute.
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P-O-O is cute.
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And also it looks cute. Poop.
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Oh, I love that. A new word today.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. My mouth is dry. My mouth is dry, my head is, but I just walked here from my hotel and it really put the life back in my soul. You need the cold to hit you sometimes for that to happen. Is this jaywalking illegal still?
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I feel bad for nine at this point. I feel really bad for nine. Why? Why do you feel they need to defend nine?
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Yes, I think so.
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Oh, 1994. Yeah, hello. I'm sorry.
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19, nine, nine. What about the movie Nine?
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So you've seen, so you've seen one film.
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The one, who's, she's got a famous mom.
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Kate Hudson. Same!
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Wow.
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The hair was really good. Cinema Italiano.
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Is it a remake? Is it a remake?
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Okay, right. Eight and a half, random.
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No, no.
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What about Petful Nine? Nine and three quarters.
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Nine is chic.
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Nine is actually the chicest number.
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Nine doesn't want the responsibility of 10, you know?
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But it won't. That's why. I know.
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Oh, it's so much windier here. Yeah. The wind is stronger. More powerful. Oh, 100%.
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It's a bit unnecessary.
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A bit unnecessary. I kind of love it.
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I don't like it. Why is it called 69?
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Isn't it more of an eight? No.
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Okay. Glad we cleared that one up.
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That doesn't look like a six or a nine to me. That does not look like a six or a nine. Amelia, do you want me to do it to you? Do you want me to do it to you? No. I'm fragile.
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The buildings are so big and they create the wind to be bigger. Right. Something like that.
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Just like that. Just like that. Oh, yeah. That's just the best. That's what we just saw there. That is romance.
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They're like, kiss, kiss. I'm like, we're sisters. The fans. Kissing's fun, yeah.
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Yeah.
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You're such a slut. She's taking a turn.
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Yeah, that's great.
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What? To New York? No, to London. Oh, no. I love New York.
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I don't think so, honey. Magicians.
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I don't need a man to tell me something I don't know. Hello? Don't trick me. What? Stop doing it. Also, where are the female magicians? I don't see any of them. Okay? It's a feminist issue. The only women around magic are getting sawn in half.
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Yeah. But like, I just, I don't know if I could ever live here full time. Well, we would like that. It's so full on.
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No, thank you. Playing cards, sleight of hand. I just don't think it's necessary, really. And I also think it's, I've been to the Magic Castle.
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Smelt bad. Smelt bad.
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Smelt really bad. Also, it's not real.
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Sorry, it's not real.
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Magic's not real. Show me some real magic. Find me an emotionally available man who can buy me dinner.
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That's all I want. Five seconds. Isn't it? Don't pull a rabbit out of a hat. They don't want to be there.
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Yes. Yes, it's true. It's weird, isn't it?
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Exactly. No, but I think there's a reason why women don't want to be magicians because they know it's not appropriate to be a magician.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yes, it's lying. It's just more men lying to me.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
And I don't want it around me. Do you like magic?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
It's so lame. You don't need that money. What am I going to be doing?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No, I know, I know. There is only one option. I do need to move.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Like, no. Like when they like turn their clothes inside out. It's pants. That's what I'm saying. We don't need it. We don't need it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No. Do fashion magic. You know who I do kind of like? Who? Is it David Blaine?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Is he cancelled?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Do we know if David Blaine is canceled? Can we find out? Just Google search David Blaine canceled.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No, I just, okay, that's the kind of magic I can, maybe I'm into that. But that's more like risking your life. Like you could maybe die.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
That's the only, you can't really have a long distance friendship, really.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
No. He's under investigation for two seconds. Okay.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
That's what I'm saying.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Are they the ones who shoot themselves?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
And that's Penn and Teller with the gun.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
That's what I'm saying, a dumb.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Why not?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
It smells bad.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I've been there, unfortunately.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
By a magician. You have to be invited by a magician.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
It's friend for friend. I wouldn't personally associate myself with magicians.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I wasn't trying to smash the magician, no. Magician is not my type. As we know, I don't think so, honey. Magicians.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
It's really been delightful. You have to come back. I've honestly had the best time with you guys.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah. And I just really appreciate it because I feel like some of these things can be really overwhelming. And it's so nice to like have people around you who are like actually funny, normal, great, talented. Love it. Love you guys. And thank you so much for having me on. Of course.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah. And you guys, it's nearly the 10 years for you guys.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, we must have. That's so nice.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
You should do a big 10 year thing.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
You have to.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
We're filming for Wicked.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I'm begging to work the carpet.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Okay.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
True.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Throughout history, yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Oh my God, there's two of them.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, I grew up in Marylebone. But now I live in East London.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, in Hackney. Oh! How did you know?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I guess.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Oh, I love the pub. I'm in the pub like nonstop. That's why when I'm in America, that's what I crave. I like crave the pub so much. I'm like, I need to go back into the pub.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I don't want a pie. But I do want the pub.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I want a cider.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Why don't they do mulled wine all year? That's what I'm talking about.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
What, like boiling it?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
It says an art to it. Certainly.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
That's an interesting thought, actually, which I haven't been thinking about. Then I would just have to travel more.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I would like to come here more, to be fair. I feel like I could come once a month.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Do you love award shows in general?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah. Same. I've always loved them. Growing up watching them. Like I love, love them.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Because then I'm like, oh God, I feel, that's when I feel like a bit more overwhelmed by it all. Right. Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah, like, for example, last night, I was like, oh, okay, well, I'm here, I'm doing the carpet, like, I've got my SNL credentials, like, this is incredible, I feel like I should be here. Whereas I think if I wasn't doing that, I'd be like, what, why have I, what's happening? And then also, like, I wouldn't have been invited, but... Anyway, yeah, that kind of makes me feel a bit more confident.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
But no, like, I really do like meeting celebrities.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Incredible. Like, just like, and the after party. Oh my God, the venue was ginormous.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
It was amazing. And it was ginormous. Right. And every single person there was, like, legendary. And everyone was, like, laying loose. And, oh, it was just amazing. And it went on so late. It went on until, like, 5 in the morning.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
I met Andy Samberg. Isn't that a great moment when that happened? I was actually really starstruck. I was like, you are the godfather of like viral comedy. And I'm like, wow, an honor to be in your presence.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yes. I was a huge Lonely Island fan. I feel like every time they released a song, it was like there was nothing else in the world that was there. It was only them.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yes. T-Pain. Oh my God. I love him. Have you ever listened to His Tiny Desk? Actually, I think I did. One of the best ones ever. Like, no auto-tune. Like, he has the best voice ever, and it's just sublime. And it was a while ago, too. It was ages ago. Before was like a thing. It was before Tiny Desk was Tiny Desk.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Not today. Do a tour.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
That would be so fun.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
That would be so fun because they could also do bits. Like they could do sketches and stuff. Of course. Yeah. Like they could do the music. It could be a whole comedy music extravaganza. Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
We had an iconic row. We really had just a weekend together.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Little Miss Miss Worldwide" (w/ Amelia Dimoldenberg)
Every day I've seen you. I also think one of the reasons, well, as you know, like that he's so talented as a musician, they all are. And that's why it works. Like that's why the comedy works is because they're actually so talented musicians. And that's something you realize when on Friday as well, how beautiful everyone's voices are and how like everyone's basically a musician in their own right.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Hi, pussies. Welcome back to Therapist. Tonight we have on Amelia de Moldenberg. She is host of Chicken Shop Date. She is so funny, so incredible. I look up to her so much. It was such an honor to get to have her here and ask her so many questions about how she does what she does. Because it's not easy to connect with so many different people. And it's so incredible to see. And I just was so...
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Anyway, then I woke up the next day and then they were like, we found the B cam. And I was like, oh, hallelujah. And so, I don't know, like in the interview, there's like all the other interviews, you have like the front on camera, the A cam and then the side camera. And for his interview, it's only the side camera. And at the time I was like, oh God, it's not as good.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like, but obviously we still have to put it out. And actually it turned out to be amazing because now everyone, it feels like you're a fly on the wall because it's the B cam. It's like over the shoulder. It's like your eavesdropping in on the conversation. So it's actually even better. Okay. So actually everything works out.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
That was the moral of the story. Everything works out for everything. Everything happens for a reason. I really believe that.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I also believe that. Well, I believe that because if you don't believe that, like how you can't live.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Well, exactly. And also, like, if nothing happens for a reason, like, why are we living?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like, you know what I mean? Like, what's the point?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
You, actually hearing you talk about this stuff is so beneficial, I feel like, for my headspace. Because, like, when I, I get so anxious going into it.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Because if that Golden Globes thing happened to me, I would literally smash my head through a wall.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, but that was my manager being like, you have to get yourself together. It's going to be fine. And then also it was fine in the end. And also if it wasn't, if for some reason I couldn't find the footage, it still would have been fine because then it would honestly, then it just, as you said, it wasn't meant to be like,
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
You would just be able to have that moment another time or whatever, or like, exactly. But you just, you have to have more confidence in yourself. But I, something I always struggle with too. Like, it's always like, sometimes I'm feeling super confident and like, I'm like, yeah, I've got this. Like, I'm amazing at what I do. Like, I'm going to be able to do a really great job.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And then sometimes I feel really overwhelmed and it's just depends what day it is really. But I always would say like, my dad gave me this advice. Like, you have to, well, I can't, I'm not saying it properly, but he basically just like, if you're prepared, like, then that's where you can be.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
like do all your research prepare as much as you can like give a hundred percent in the prep and then like it's up to like the gods to decide your fate basically it's true do you but like when you were at snl you were like you have people like queued up and stuff like do you feel like oh my god like i just need a fucking second to breathe I did on that, for some reason on that, on that carpet.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
But yeah, it's about to be summer. I don't know what else to say. I'm freaking out. I need to take my meds. Holy fuck, I'm going to, I don't know what to say. Okay, I'm going to tell you about what I'm listening to and what I'm watching before we get into tonight's episode. I am listening to Bon Iver's new album.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah. And then I just did, I wasn't, I obviously couldn't because we were live and like, I just wasn't able to. So I was just like telling myself in my head, like, calm down. Like, you know, all these questions that you've been memorizing, all these questions, like breathe. Like, I feel like I just got a bit like, panicked and I just needed to like, it's going to be okay. Um, yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
So I tried to like calm myself down in my head and I, I feel like I'm always going to be someone who thinks they could do a better job than they did. Like maybe you're the same. Like I come away from everything and I'm like, you could have done better. I mean, you could have done better. Um, but maybe that's also why I'm like successful as well.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
But then, but then I also feel like it's a balancing act because you kind of also want to enjoy things. Right. And I, I said to myself, I found myself when I left the carpet, I was going to my sister and like some other people in the team. I was like, I don't know if that was any good. Like, I don't know if that was good. I feel like that wasn't good enough.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And then I clocked myself and I was like, that's such a negative vibe. Like when everyone's being like, that was so fun for you to then, for the person who's like leading to be like,
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
that was that was could have been better like that wasn't fun like that's just you're bringing everyone down so then I was like let's not do this Amelia let's even if you're thinking it let's just be like that was great brilliant and then just like fake it till you believe it yourself that's what I'm trying to do more of
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah. Yeah, because if you're someone who also would be like, oh, God, well, it didn't go well.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like, oh, it's terrible. Like, I can't even... If you think, like, you do that, like, I, like, can't even emphasize enough. Like, I...
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
i it's the only words i know yeah because if you think about it when someone does that to you you're just like oh like shut the fuck up yeah like neck it's like just it's just like not the vibe and so i'm trying to always be this person where i take remove myself from myself and like think if i was like talking to a friend like a friend was talking to me and i'm the friend like what would i say or like how would i want to be like that kind of helps me sometimes yeah yeah
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I don't know. I feel like I'm learning it. Like it was like a process. Like that moment, which is like last weekend was like me trying to change the way that I approach things.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah. Actively to be like, it's not going to help anyone. What is, what is me being like, Oh, I don't know if that went very well. Like you can't change anything now. Like my sister always does tell me like, if you can't change it in the time, then like maybe it's not worth speaking on.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I'm also listening to a lot of Claro because I saw her at Coachella and she was incredible. I'm watching, obviously, the new season of Hacks. It's amazing. I'm also watching The Last of Us. I did not see... Well, I guess, hopefully, by the time that this airs, I will have seen the first two episodes. Apparently, last night's episode was... Was it that good?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
probably not gonna help what's your star sign i'm an aquarius okay what are you wait where's a queripus right there hey hey girl that's a queripus i'm a scorpio are you a scorpio yeah oh no it's my best friend of scorpios really yeah that's quite like a fiery sign like it's quite like i feel like it's like an important sign i also feel that way too and i don't know if like i'm just like deluded in the head with it but like i also feel like it's a pretty important sign yeah
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
But do you know you're rising in your moon?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Why? Because you're a really good interviewer.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
You're a great interviewer. You know what's crazy to me is that you have like no questions. You're just like, it's coming off the top of your head.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
you so much yeah I think that's like really skillful thank you I could never be me I'm like there like literally memorizing all my questions like I have them like like looking at them glancing at them like I can't I'm not good at like just being like oh so and
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Well, I think it's, like, a different... Like, it's a different thing. Because, like, if I had... I've just been bad. I've been... Like, I have a weird relationship with structure. I think I've always had this really weird relationship with structure. And, like, if I had the questions in front of me, if I got even one, like, slightly wrong, like, it would just throw me off.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Also, I feel like... This is like very conversational. Yeah. And like some of the stuff that I do is like I'm writing jokes as the questions are like actual bits. Right. It's like jokes. So I like have to kind of like remember them and say them because it's part of the like bit. Right, right, right. I'm asking you a specific question.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Was there ever a question you forgot to ask someone that you were like, and you wanted to ask it so bad?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, all the time. And then I started doing this thing on my Instagram, which is where I would post the questions that I forgot to ask. But then I got in trouble with an artist. I'm not going to say their name, but I posted one of them once, the questions I forgot to ask. And then they messaged me being like... please take that down. Like, I can't believe you were going to ask me that question.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like, I can't believe you even posted that question. Um, are you serious? I'm serious. And I was so stressed and I was like, ah, I mean, I think they were, yeah, it was, it was like, yeah, anyway.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And then I, and then I took it down, but I was so stressed.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I have you ever gotten like, was that the only time you've ever received like negative feedback to
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
like with an artist or someone um well then there was a one other time i've spoken about once before which was like when i asked this other person um in an interview because they were like in like a fantasy show um and this was like a common theme in the show so i thought it was like a fun question and i i basically was like um incest thoughts yeah And did not go down well.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Publicist was like, you can't, you have to remove the whole interview. Like, yeah, it didn't happen, but it wasn't chicken shop day. It was like on a red carpet. So it was fine. Are you serious? I mean, I thought that was funny. My sister, my sister wrote that question. She was like, this is hilarious. And I was like, yeah, it's quite funny. And then, yeah, never saw the live day.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Bad. Not a vibe. Yeah. Not a vibe. Speaking of incest, do you watch The White Lotus?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I haven't watched... I watch it, but I haven't watched the new one.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay. Well, there's, like, incest vibes going on.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Well, why are you spoiling it for me? Sorry. What the hell? I'm sorry.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay. Well, great. Yeah. It's just one episode, right? That's out? Yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
So that's why I'm, like, I'm feeling bad about the spoilization of it all, but, like, I...
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay, but I don't know what kind of incest.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
You don't know, but you'll watch it and you'll be like, that's what he was talking about.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, I really loved the first two series. They were so good. Loved. Yeah, new season's going to be great.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Oh, you should. It's great. Isn't that weird? That's weird of you. And you're watching the third. Yeah. The thing that's good with this series is you don't really have to watch each one to understand.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
But there are recurring characters from the first series.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Right, like Belinda's in the third. And what's her name? Tanya's husband's.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Oh, okay, not the spoiler. Oh, no, no. No, it's that third. Okay, never mind. Let's talk about something else.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
What else am I watching? Couples Therapy. Do you watch it?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I don't like love reality television if it's not Housewives.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, no. You have to watch Couples Therapy. It's so, do you know the premise of the show? It's basically like you're, you'd love this. You'll watch, it's like you're in the therapy session of Couples Therapy.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Exactly. I don't know. But some of them do. And the therapist, she's amazing. She's called Orna. And she's the most amazing therapist ever. And she's a couple therapist. And then they have all different types of couples in New York City. And you watch their therapy. And it's so fascinating and interesting and insightful into relationships and all these different things.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
and it's, like, so relatable in many ways, and then it's totally not in another. And, like, it's just, I love it. So I love watching that. And then, I don't know, what else? Can you remind me? You don't watch Housewives?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Do you think? I feel like sometimes I'm, like, it's too dramatic. I'm not a very, like, drama person.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay, but you're not a part of the drama, and it's, like, so fun because you're watching it, and do you watch Housewives? Okay, so...
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay, this is like, I need to, maybe it's where I'm going wrong. My toxic trait is I don't watch Housewives.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, no, no. I think, start with Salt Lake.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay. What about Beverly Hills? Everyone's talking about Beverly Hills.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Beverly Hills is great. Beverly Hills is long. Salt Lake is less daunting. It's like five seasons and like on season, oh, I don't want to spoil it for you.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Oh, my God, I'm pumped. And Caitlin Deaver was here, so I cannot wait... To watch it. I'm so excited. I'm still watching Veep, which is just hilarious and perfect. And Julia Louis-Dreyfus is just unbelievable. And I'm very much enjoying that. I'm also still watching Real Housewives of New York, which is just the best ever. And I just finished The Leftovers, which changed my fucking life, you guys.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Well, you love spoiling things. So go ahead.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Someone gets arrested by the FBI on camera.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, that's crazy. Would you ever like be in a reality show?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I don't think so. Would you? No. I've really thought about it because I know I would be good at it. You would. Like, I know I would.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Surely that's been pitched to you, like, even, like, to have cameras, like, in this house or, like, stuff.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, I've had people, like, mention it. But, like, the thing is, like, me and my friends are always, like, we wouldn't speak to each other after.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah. Also, it's so intense, like, for everything to be filmed and everything to become, like, part of a story or, like, a narrative. Like, I feel like you'd get really overwhelmed and you'd become, like, more anxious.
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It would ruin my life. First of all... Hear no evil, see no evil. Like, I don't want to hear what you're saying about me.
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I don't want to know. I don't want to know.
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And also, it's normal. Like, gossiping is normal. It's, like, a normal part of life. It's, like, one of the oldest. Preach it to the choir. The oldest tradition in the world, gossiping. But we should never. It should. It's totally fine to do that. But, yeah, you should never hear it.
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Yeah, I just don't want to. But, like, I know that, like, I would just. I think I would be, like. I think the issue is I'd be, like, villainous on the show.
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Like, I think I would play the field, and I'd stir the pot, and it would just blow up in my face, and then everyone would be like, get him!
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Like, you know? Yeah, that would be really stressful. But also, you'd have, like, a fun story up, because maybe you'd be like, loved, hated, loved again.
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It would be like the hero's journey. It would be, like, very interesting.
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It would be interesting, but, like, I don't want to be hated.
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Okay, well, good job I'm not a TV producer with an idea for you, so don't worry. No one's going to make you do a show.
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I would do, like, a reality show if it was, like, let's travel the world and do, like, simple life vibes.
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But I love me some Bravo. Have you ever been on Watch What Happens Live?
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Okay, well, you need to be, like, the main.
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I would love to. You need to sit in the seat.
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yeah andy is andy cohen yeah he was at the snl after party yeah he's a party he's a party yeah okay you mentioned you're working with your sister yeah when did you start working together well we've always like kind of like worked together but like it's never been like formalized like for the for the beginning of time she'd like watch all the chicken shop day edits and like give me notes and stuff and then she'd like help me with questions sometimes and like
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a lot of the episodes she is actually credited on but like i don't know she's just like my sounding board like you probably have this with your like friends and stuff like yeah um whenever you and you have like loads of people is it is it matt yeah how do you know about matt well because you like speak about him and like yeah you'll like say you've got an offer in and then you'll like ask his opinion oh yeah when i said i was when i was like
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Yeah. Cause he like would know if it was like a good thing to do or not. I don't know. Or something. You ask your friends about like offers and things like that. And I just, I have that, but just with my sister, like I don't speak to anyone else apart from about work stuff apart from her and obviously my team.
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Um, and so she's always kind of like been around, but she kind of now works more formally with me, like on Ray Coppets.
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And were you guys, like, always close growing up?
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Yeah, yeah. We're so close. Too close, actually. Some might say. Like, we used to live together and she had to move out because we were, like... Fighting? No, the opposite. We were, like, too codependent.
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Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Really? Yeah. I'm on my phone so much more living alone. What's your screen time? Like, probably, like, eight hours. I was with someone the other day. They showed me their screen time, 16 hours.
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Yeah, that's like mine. I spend my life on my phone.
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I know, but we need to like touch some grass.
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Like I want to like assume the grass as myself, but I can't.
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I know. But what like are you on? Because I think I'm just on WhatsApp the whole time. You don't know what that is, do you?
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I know what WhatsApp is. I went on Hinge in the UK and everyone was like, here's my number. You can WhatsApp me.
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You need to watch The Leftovers. And so the first season, you're going to watch it and you're going to be like, okay. you're really going to have to push. Beginning of the second season, you're also going to have to push. Then it starts to rev up and up and up and up and up. And the third season is just like one of the best seasons of television I think I've literally ever seen in my life. It is
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No, well, here's what I don't love about WhatsApp. I tried to screenshot it to like show my friends something. And they were like, we don't do that here.
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What? Well, you don't know if someone's screenshot you on WhatsApp.
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Well, I tried to screenshot them and it said no screenshots allowed.
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That's so funny. Yeah, people in America just like don't use WhatsApp. They just love to text.
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I just love it. I love the interface. I just feel like it's like way easier to use. Like you can just like see or you can be reminded of everyone. Like, I don't know. I just think it's way better. Like everyone in the UK is like always WhatsAppping.
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Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, I think we just find it easier than... But I think I'm on WhatsApp all the time or I'm on Instagram. I'm not really on TikTok that much because I know it's so addictive. I can just be on it for hours.
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It's a legitimate drug. Yeah. Like, I... I'm super addicted. I'm super addicted to the instant gratification of it all.
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But it's also your job. So it's kind of hard because that's why you're on it way more.
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Wouldn't it be cool? Sometimes I always think like, it'd be so cool to be like one of those celebrities or like people who like don't have a social media.
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Yeah. And they just like, or like Phoebe Waller-Bridge. And they just like, their output is just like their creative art form. And then like, that's it.
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And they, like, literally, they don't have to ever know what people are saying about them online.
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Ugh, it must be so cool. But it's like, what do you do with your day? True. Like, you know what I mean? Like.
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I guess. Oh, my God. I have the sit here. Wait, where's my phone? I need to show you. Do you like naps?
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Well, I'm trying to rid myself from them because I do feel like they're bringing me down.
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I have the sickest spot for a nap in my house.
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Yeah. Oh, I saw that on my way to the toilet. That's quite dangerous because it looks too comfy.
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I can't. I don't have people like nap for like 20 minutes. I'm like what?
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Yeah, and also like, I also like often nap in my contact lenses, which is like, you shouldn't do. And then I wake up and I'm like, I can't see. And then I'm like, ugh. And I feel so groggy and I can't shake it for the whole day. And I'm like, why did I do that? It's like self-harm.
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Yeah, napping is self-harm, but it feels so good. It's like sticking your fingers in your gums and twisting.
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oh yeah i love scratching a mosquito i know it's like until it hurts and then it's like why did i do that want to hear about my dream last night always okay i had a dream that i did crack cocaine in the south of france and i was super addicted have you ever done crack cocaine before never no neither but like in the moment in my dream i like woke up and like like had to do it before i went swimming oh yeah it's only right yeah i'd even take crack cocaine i wouldn't even know
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No, but it wasn't like Coke. It was like crack.
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Like I knew because everyone was like, Jake's doing crack. And it was like a thing.
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You were like, guys, I need to swim. So like, that's the only reason I'm doing it. It's because I need to go swimming.
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And then I ended up on a tour bus in New York.
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unbelievable. This show will actually change your life. Like, it'll, like, the finale of it, I'm obviously not going to give anything away, but you're sitting there and you're like, what the fuck did I just watch? Didn't you feel that same way? I was like, I was, like, mind-fucked by that show. Because I was like, what's happening right now? Tonight is Amelia de Moldenberg, and...
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oh of course yeah that's just how it works i had like a really intense dream that was basically kind of like the snr after party i was like in i was like at it again but like everything was like going wrong like i always have really i i need to stop dreaming i want to give it up wait wait but i it's too much no okay that's why you dream should i start smoking weed
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Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I don't think it's a good idea. Also in the UK, you can't smoke it.
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Also, like I think it would give you bad anxiety.
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Yeah. I basically, I have really vivid dreams and I would say nightmares like nearly every night where I basically play out the day that's just happened or the day that's coming up, but like the worst case scenario.
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really and it's like actually it's like feels so real and so I'll wake up in the night and I'll be like for like a split second I'll be like oh my god that thing has happened and I'll it will be really intense but I think it's because like I feel like I don't have that much anxiety in the day and it all comes out in my dreams you suppress it yeah and then it just all happens in my dreams I feel like it's a very like British thing for you to do yeah so I basically I'm stopping I'm stopping dreaming yeah yeah but I don't know how to do it
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I started reading before bed. Because you want to start reading. Yes! But how's that going for you?
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Have you had Sydney Sweeney on the- No. You should get her.
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I interviewed her on Red Carpet once. Was she lovely? Yeah, so lovely.
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Well- Everyone is. Have you seen those AI videos where it's like POV, you wake up in the Black Plague?
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Oh my God, it's awesome. Thank goodness I've never seen that. So you wake up, so it's like the TikTok video starts and it's like you hear- And then it's like you wake up and it's like 10 a.m. Walk through the streets like feed starving person.
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Why would you want this to be your algorithm? It's just fascinating. It's not real.
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Yeah, but then there's like a POV. You wake up in the 1300s on a pirate ship and it's like,
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what about pov you wake up you have a boyfriend they take you for dinner there's those i think too okay don't tell me about those because i'll get stuck in a fucking no but the historical ones are awesome like pov you wake up um in pompeii on like the day it's over is this like over the headset um no it's just like you wake like this video starts from like legs down so like you can like pretend that like it's like goes like this and they like go about their day i think you're on your phone too much
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Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, no, I swear to God these AI ones like are a thing. Like the Black Plague one is awesome. I've rewatched it like four times. The streets are like mopped with mud.
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And everyone's – oh, and then it's like at 7 p.m. it's like PO – and then it's like 7 p.m. visit sick parent. Don't get too close because they're sick. 9 p.m. you feel ill and then like 10 p.m. you die.
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It's awesome. And it makes me want to watch a movie about the Black Plague.
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Yeah. Have fun. You guys, spring and festival season is upon us and so is summer. And... What would make spring festival season summer even more fun? A love interest. Whether it be a crush or someone you are seeing, Tinder has it all, okay? The thing I have learned about dating apps is that you never know if you don't try, okay? And then my favorite part about Tinder is when you like someone,
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It's also an amazing episode. I really, really hope you guys like it. She is so funny. I'm headed back out on the road May 16th. I begin in San Francisco. Go to passthatpuss.com and click live with Jake Shane to see if I'm coming to a city near you. And go to passthatpuss.com and click tell me what's wrong to tell me what's wrong. Leave a name and number if you're feeling fancy.
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They can't see if you like them. They will only see if they like you back and it's a match. So there's really nothing to lose. You know what I mean? And like, I feel like we're in the day and age where people are so embarrassed to put themselves out there, but Tinder really does make it so easy to do that. It's like shooting your shot and the shot can only go in.
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Also, you guys know I'm in my dating era. I'm really trying to put myself out there and Tinder does just make it so accessible and to comfortably put myself out there because I'm not like embarrassed if they don't like me back. You know what I mean? Like I've just, I'll, ignorance is bliss. Also, like, what I've always dreamed of is a summer love fling.
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And I know that hopefully I can find one on Tinder. And the only way to find that is to swipe right. But it starts now on Tinder. It's never been easier to find a summer fling. All you have to do is swipe right. Thank you, Tinder, for sponsoring tonight's episode. Explore all the possibilities for yourself on Tinder. It starts with a swipe. Download Tinder today.
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This episode of Therapist is brought to you by Booking.com. Booking. Yeah! You guys, summer is approaching, as I've said, and it is time to plan those summer vacations. What better way to plan it than on Booking.com? I'm telling you guys, when we were on tour, we would show up in these cities with nowhere to stay, and we would just go on Booking.com, type in exactly what we need.
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Do we want a terrace? Do we want... walkability? Do we want a bath? Do we want a shower? Literally anything. We would put it in and they would show us the hotels and we would find the perfect place to stay. It has never been easier to book a stay with Booking.com. It also helps you book vacation rentals, cars. Like it really helps you plan like the full vacation or the full trip.
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Like for me, as I said, like walkability is important. I don't drive. Like You know, I love a terrace. I like to be outside. Like, it really is just the best. Like, it has never been easier to book a stay anywhere than on Booking.com. I'm going to be in New York this week. Obviously, we used Booking.com to book our stay. It really is just the best.
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I literally don't know how we would have done tour without it because, I mean, like, and you know me. Like, as I've said before, I'm the most anxious person alive. Like, I would show up to these cities and I'd be like, oh, like, it's fine. Like, we would just go on Booking.com, type in a bunch of things that we need and we'd have somewhere to stay for the day.
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Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
amazing that it also sponsors this podcast because i really do love it so much and it's so i'm such a fan of it so i really hope you guys use it to find exactly what you're booking for on booking.com booking.yeah thank you booking.com for sponsoring tonight's episode what movies have you seen recently oh well i've been watching all the oscars films um and so I just got excited.
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Enjoy tonight's episode, pussies. I love you guys so much. Hi pussies, welcome back to Therapist. Today we have the legend, Amelia de Moldenberg.
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Nora loved so much. I loved it. I thought it was amazing. I love all of Sean Baker's movies though. Same. I think one of my favorite movies ever is Tangerine. Have you seen Tangerine?
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Not yet, but I've seen the Florida Project.
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Florida Project, Tangerine, Red Rocket. I've seen Red Rocket. Yep. And Nora was amazing.
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I just got nervous because I've only seen two. Well, you lied. That's fine. We can edit that out. And yeah, Nora was amazing. The last five minutes I think were like exceptional. Yeah.
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Right. So good. And Mikey was so good. Mikey was so good. Are you allowed to say who you're rooting for?
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Yeah. I mean, I love Anora. I loved Conclave. I haven't seen Conclave yet. Oh, you have to. Wait, do you vape?
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Okay, you're going to love it. No, I don't.
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Do the priests vape? They might do. Yeah. That's so cool. I thought when they, when they were doing that table read with like all those people, like they were vaping as a joke.
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No, you would love it. There's a big vaping action in that film. Yeah. And actually vaping never looked so good.
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Well, my thing was like, I tried to watch Conclave on the, on the plane and I rented it and then I kept pressing play and it kept exiting out.
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No, I think actually you need to watch it in the theater. Like it's, do you ever go to the movie theater?
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What? Movies are meant to be watched in the movie theater.
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I know, but I saw Nosferatu the other day. Oh, I can't watch that. Yeah. And I saw it the other day in the theater and I was sitting there like, I mean like.
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I mean like, yeah, there's like a sex scene with Nicholas Holt and it's awesome.
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I love him. He's so nice. You should get him.
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He's so great. And the Royal Court, right?
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Because you like Skins. I got, okay, so I actually tried to watch Skins as a kid. And I watched a lot of shit as a kid. Like, I was a South Park kid, like, at eight years old. Like, Bad Girls Club. Like, the whole to-do. Something about Skins really didn't sit right with me. I think it was... Too British. No, no, no. What's her name? Effie. Effie?
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No. Well, they did like to have sex, and maybe she... She, like, always heard it.
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Yeah, it's true. I feel like there was a lot going on with that show in terms of, like, the... It was interesting because it was, like, a lot about, like, how parents fuck you up.
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Which I thought was like, it's a kind of like a dark subject, but they did it in quite a light way. I just love, I loved Skins, but yeah. And that's why I love Nicholas Holt. And then also About a Boy as well.
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Well, I was very scared because as I was telling you, I just pronounced subsequent wrong.
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Oh, that's a really good one. Hugh Grant. Do you love Hugh Grant?
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Well, what's he, I know who, what else is he in?
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He's in Paddington. Have you seen Paddington?
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He's in Peru, yeah. I mean, yeah. What does he do in Peru? Spoiler, sorry, he's in Peru. Well, I'm not going to tell you.
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Okay, because I don't, I'm not going to spoil it for you. Right. But the first two are better, I think. Okay. Than the Peru one. But yeah, so I've been watching all the Oscars films. Conclave was great. I'm going to see The Brutalist next week.
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Where are you going on Wednesday? Tour. Oh my God. So exciting. I know. Oh my God. Where's your first stop? Dallas.
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Oh, but like you've, you've done shows before and they went really well.
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I'm a little nervous cause it's a new show. I, okay. So basically like I have these videos I'm going to show of myself and they're super embarrassing. Like, To the point where, like, if I. Are they your TikToks? No. Like, I can't even put them on TikTok. They're so embarrassing. But I know, like, that they're guaranteed laughs.
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And if I have two videos that will get me two guaranteed moments of laughter, like, it's worth it. Like if you can leave that show saying like, I laughed twice because I know.
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Well, they're going to be laughing the whole time. And also like, it's great because there is an audience of your fans. They're like, like in a way, like you could probably say anything and they'll be like, it's so funny.
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Subsequent. Okay, sounds like what one of these should be called.
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There was something like some, it just depends on the city. You have to like mold what you're, how you're talking about stuff based on the city.
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There's a skill in that. Like, And the more that you do it, the better you'll get at it. But I can't believe that you... That would terrify me. I've never done anything live to an audience. I would love to, but to me, that's totally so scary because I really rely on the edit process of everything that I do is so highly edited. And I feel like I've always used that as my comfort.
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Or it's like the name of an ocean, a body of water.
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And so to go then do something live to an audience, I'd be like... But what I can't like, I have to be like totally live. But I think I would love it because it's like probably is it very like exhilarating when you come off stage.
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It's exhilarating. And like, I also think you would be exceptional at crowd work.
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Do you do a lot of crowd work at your show? I looked at the dates, but I'm not in any of the cities. Okay, cool. Well, I'm coming to the UK. Oh, you are? Okay, great.
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Great. Do you always have a guest on your show? Like the live show? Or is it just you?
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Sometimes I have guests. Sometimes I don't. Sometimes my friends pop out to tell stories.
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Connor's going to be doing some stuff with me. I think crowd work would be like second nature to you.
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Well, well done. DeMoldenberg. Yay. Thank you for having me. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy you're here. Thank you.
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Yeah, it's going to be on my mood board for soon.
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You should come out for a show. In the UK, we'll do a Tell Me What's Wrong crowd work.
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That's my crowd work section. Okay, that would be good. It's really fun. Then I can like warm up. I can get used to like seeing people's faces.
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Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
You can also be like no phones if that makes you feel better. Yeah, that's like a very common practice in comedy.
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Parts of the show are no phones. The crowd work section you would actually think is phones, but I do no phones.
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Because I want everyone in the audience to feel comfortable. Yeah. Because I don't want to, like, make them the butt of my joke on social media.
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Yeah, it's really fun. It's really exhausting going from city to city.
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Yeah. Sometimes, like, last time I did... What was the most we did in a row last time? Four? It is gnarly.
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And, like, that... And do you go out afterwards?
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then they like do another show. I'm like, what's happening?
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I think, I don't know. I, I, I don't think I'd be able to go out because like, okay, like if I was a musician, maybe I would. Cause like, I'd be like, I know what songs I'm singing and like, maybe I feel tired, but like my, the comedy of it all isn't going to hit if my energy is like, yeah, you need to be like really sharp.
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Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
It actually started 10 years ago. What? I know. Well, actually now nearly like 11 years, like over 10 years ago. And before that, that was when the first YouTube video was. And before that, it was a column in a magazine, like which I started when I was 17. So yeah, a long time basically.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
You need to be like really quick in the moment, like, and funny. And yeah, I get that.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I went out once though, after my New York show. And then I had my show in Canada the very next day. And I thought it was going to be the worst. Like I was so, I was so hung over, like in ways that like,
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
where like I couldn't even describe like I was so brutal and like right before I went on stage I was like I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this and then I got on stage and I was sticking to the script of my show like very very very cut and paste up until then and then I just went completely off book and it was the one of the best shows I've ever done and it completely changed the rest of my tour
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Oh, okay, so you've got to be hungover more often then.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Well, I think the Canadians appreciated the American misery.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, also Canadians are so funny. Some of the funniest people in the world are Canadian.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Lorne Michaels is Canadian. Oh, what? Yeah, loads of people that you think are funny Americans are actually Canadian. Like who else? Like other people.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I'm therapist about... I keep saying this, but it's true. I have a deviated septum.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay, so it's like a septum and it's like deviated.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
It's in my nose. And, like, it's, like, deviated. Like, I don't know what deviated means.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
It's, like, I don't know what it means, but I know that it's not right and it needs to be fixed. So sometimes when I'm talking to people, like, this nostril right here will, like, close up and then I'll hear, like, vibrations in this ear. And I, like, diagnosed that as a deviated septum. And then I posted a story of, like, me, like,
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
this the other day and someone swiped up and was like hey i'm a nursing student and i can see that you have a deviated septum so what are you gonna do about it well you're supposed to get it you're supposed to get it undeviated and um by ear nose and throat doctor was like you don't have a deviated septum okay so actually it's fine No, so he's lying. I know he's lying.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
There was some shady fucking business. Like, I knew something was not going on. Like, something was wrong. I think he just wanted me out of the fucking office. Like, you know what I mean? Like, he had, like, posters of, like, A-list celebrities. And I was like, oh, I'm the last on his list right now.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Right. He was, like, wanting you to go out so Kim Kardashian could come in.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like, yeah. And then, like. There was, like, some woman in the room next door, like, complaining about pills. And I was like, he's just had a day. He's not ready to, like, give me my deviated septum diagnosis.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
To you. And I hope... You look normal from the outside.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
It's this right here. And also, like, when you get a deviated septum, it's, like, a nice excuse for a little... Oh, like a nose job? Yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And it was always called chicken shop date.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, I don't believe in you having any... Neither do I. Any surgery.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
You're not going to say no. But, like, I don't think I'm going to. But I don't think, like, hopefully, like, no one will believe me if I say, like, I didn't get it. You know? That's, like, the best. It's, like, did you get work done? No. It's, like, I don't believe you.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And you would like take people out and chicken.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Or, like, it wasn't cosmetic. It was, like, actually for a reason. So, actually, it was needed.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Oh, so that's actually the real reason why you need to sort it out. Because do you think that would sort it out, snoring? Yes.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, it's horrible. And my mattress tells me how much I snore every night.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
It like, it like can sense. It's called an eight sleep.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah. I would have first date with them in a chicken shop and we would eat, I would eat chicken nuggets. They would, I'd maybe force them to eat chicken nuggets. And yeah, it's just been, it's been a long journey to find my one true love and I'm still, still looking.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay. So basically like every morning I wake up to vibrations and it warms up. The mattress warms up when I wake up. So it wakes me up warm and with vibrations.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Kind of. And I wake up and I check my phone. Turn off the vibrations. I see my sleep fitness score for the night. I see how many hours.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Of how many hours of REM sleep, deep sleep, and light sleep I had.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
It can also sense how long you've snored for. I think it must actually.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
It must be watching you. Yeah, something like that.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay, wow. That sounds like something from Black Mirror, but like fun.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, great. Because I don't like wearing rings.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, so maybe that's kind of like the aura ring.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
It is like the Oura Ring, except it's your mattress.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
So what am I therapist about? Okay, well, I'm kind of therapist about something that then was rectified recently. But I'm therapist that in the UK, you still have to take all of your toiletries out of the bag when you're going in the airport.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like it's insane. And then I was about to do it in America just now when I flew from New York to LA and they were like, what are you doing? Right. Put your stuff in your bag. And I was like, what? You mean I don't have to take every single individual tiny thing out of my bag and like put it in? And I just feel like it's like the most just horrible thing ever that happens to us.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I'm confused though because I didn't have to do that the other day. What? I was flying from the UK to America. Yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And you didn't have to take your stuff out?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Nothing. Wow. I didn't even have to take my laptop out, honestly.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Really? Okay, well, maybe I'm just going to the wrong airport. What airport? Are you going to Heathrow? Yeah, they've got, like, something they're out to get me. That's what I'm pissed about. I'm like, you know, like, when people talk about, like, oh, like, when you have kids, and they're like, oh, back in my day, like, it was so hard. Like, we didn't have, like, running water or electricity.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And I'll be like, well, back in my day, we had to take all of our toiletries out of our bag before we put it in the machine in the airport.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Actually, it clogs up the line, too. Do you have to take your shoes off as well?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
In the UK, you don't have to take your shoes off, and in America, you do.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
You don't have to do anything with pre-check.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay, this is very first world problems, but it is something I was thinking about the other day.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay, you want to do the tell me what's wrongs?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I went to a party with my friend a couple days ago. I lent her my brand new pair of shoes because it went with her outfit more. That's nice. She got completely wasted, blacked out, and pissed on my shoes. She doesn't even remember. What do I say?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
What do you say? You say, hey, you peed on my shoes.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
This friendship seems iffy if you don't feel comfortable telling her that she peed on your shoes.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, because if anything, it could be funny, right?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay, sure. Sorry. Sorry, that's not funny. No. That's really unfunny.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like, what if you lent me those shoes, those gorgeous shoes to wear out for the night and I peed on them?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay, well, you're not missing out, so it's fine.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Well, I'd just be like, go and get them dry cleaned.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay. Right? Can you dry clean shoes? These are velvet.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I know. I don't know if you can dry clean those. Those are gorgeous shoes.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
It depends. Like, I think if you peed... Okay, now I'm thinking about it because how does she know... It's kind of awkward to say to your friend, like, by the way, you peed on my shoes. Isn't it?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I mean, like, I'm thinking, like, if I went out with, like, one of my best friends, Julia, and she peed on my shoes, I'd be like, hey, you fucking peed on my shoes. So that's why this friendship doesn't seem super, like... You know?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, I know. And also, you should be able to tell your shoes if you peed on them. Tell your friends if they peed on your shoes. That's a sign of a friendship.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Right, that's what I thought too, but I feel like the guys in the UK are a lot better than the guys here.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
So basically, you guys aren't friends. Sorry.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
We had to tell you that, but you're not friends. One time, I'm trying to think. I've fucked my friend's shit up before. And I've felt poorly.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, like, through, like, I'm trying to remember. Like, I know I've, like, stained something and been like, damn. And they've been like, yeah, you need to fix that.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I don't really ever borrow people's clothes and stuff. I think it's because I'm too nervous about, like, ruining them.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I never do, but, like, I'm very messy. So I think the one time I did it, I fucked it up.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Ooh, good question. Who do I listen to? I listen to... I've literally forgotten every single music artist I listen to. I listen to... I've been listening to Lola Young.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
i mean i don't know i'm not speaking from experience yeah okay well i don't know i feel like it's kind of that like kind of annoying wherever you go it's kind of hard to find what i'm finding at the moment it's hard to find like an emotionally available man i think that there's like plenty of guys who are like interested in talking to you um but then they're not sort of serious right there's a lot of unserious men out there i think i'm not emotionally available
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, I've been listening to her, that song on repeat. At first I was like, oh, I don't know about the song, and then now I'm addicted to that song. I listened to a lot of the 1975. I listened to a lot of Lana.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I listened to a lot of Sabrina. I love pop. I just listen to a lot of pop music. And I listen to a lot of older music too. I listen to a lot of Fleetwood Mac, James Taylor. I listen to a lot of Queen. Okay. Abba.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
excited to ask her all about it and i'm so excited for you guys to get to know her more if you don't already um this week i guess for life updates i'm still teetering down on my meds um i'm on 40s i forgot to take them today so you know um but i i that's reminding me i need to do that my ocd is out of control as you can tell i'm like second guessing every word that comes out of my mouth
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Have you been to Abba Voyage? No. What is that? Is that AI? Yeah. Next time you come to London, you have to go to Abba Voyage. It's like the best thing ever. And it's like holograms of Abba, but it feels like you're actually at an Abba concert.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I heard that there's this new show in London. It's impossible to get into. And it is called.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, my friend's like, anytime you want to go, we'll go.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Oh, because they, like, okay. I tried to get tickets and they were charging me like, an extortionate amount of money.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Oh, it's still... Okay, right. You have to pay. Okay, right, yeah. I was thinking about doing it. I was like, maybe it's like... Because people have said it's changed their life. So I was like, maybe I could pay that kind of money to change my life.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, but I... Yeah, I saw people after. They were like, you got to go to bum bum train.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, everyone I know who's been has said it's like epic.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, it's only on until like the end of April.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Damn, I got to go to London in April then.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Did you ever listen to like Lily Allen growing up?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I love, I used to go through a really big, really big Lily Allen phase.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, she was really like that girl. She just like created a whole sort of style, sound, like she was so influential.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I love Smile. I love the song London, L-D-N.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Oh yeah, I love that. Do you know Kate Nash?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Kind of like in a similar world to like, well, like kind of like around the same time as Lily Allen. But I think if you liked Lily Allen, you'd like Kate Nash. Okay.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I'll give it a listen. So my boyfriend and I have been together for four years and my whole family loves him and tells me not to break up with him. However, recently I'm starting to realize that I want to, that he and I want two completely different lives going into our late twenties. What should I do?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And watch Someone Great on Netflix. Have you seen that movie?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Or watch How to Be Single with Dakota Johnson. Have you seen that?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
The guy I have a crush on likes my sister. She'd never do anything about it, thankfully, but this is agony. I don't even think he thinks about me that way. Is there anything I can do or am I screwed?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, but not really. But also maybe. Me and my sister sometimes like the same guys.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Well, I hate competition. Yeah, I guess. No, we don't compete. But like there was this guy that my sister like, no, this guy really fancied my sister. And then, but then she didn't like fancy him. But then I was like, but I fancy him. And then now I'm like, but can I go there? But nothing happened between them.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
You think? Yeah. It's kind of still weird because like he liked her. Yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
But then like, and then if you're with him, is she going to be like.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, she's not. Also, if I was actually thinking about this the other day, I was like, if my sister was, if I like fancy someone, but my sister was like, I really like them. I would honestly like fall on my sword. I'd be like, Hey, you can, you can date them.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
You're a good person. Yeah. What's your star? What's sister? What star sign is your sister?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Oh, I don't know if you could do that to her then.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Really? But she wouldn't ever show it. That's her vibe. No, she'd show it. I love Leos.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
That's so interesting because you're such a personality and Leos are also such personalities.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I feel like I really surround myself with like big personalities. Okay. All of my friends, big personalities.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah. I don't really have any like shy friends.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, I actually don't think I, no, my best friend Alice is shy.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
She showed me around London last time we were there.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Does she live in London? I went to Marks and Spencer's.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
So great, isn't it? It's like a better L1, I think.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
It is better. I got myself some prawn chips.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I don't like prawns, but okay. Oh, okay, cool. Well, they also have vegan prawn chips.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, they were awesome. I got, they have, like, all. Sandwiches. Yeah, they have sandwiches. Well, I didn't get that. But they have, like.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And they have, whatchamacallit, prawn toast. I guess you don't like prawns.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, but they have, like, everything you can, like. What I love is they have, like, chicken already, like, pre-seasoned and everything. And salmon, like, already pre-seasoned. So you just, like, all this stuff, like, already pre-seasoned. You just put it in the oven.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, they have everything pre-done, which is perfect for me because I can't cook.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah. Pies. They have pies pre-made, put it in the oven.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah. My one qualm with London was that it was, it was hard to find a nice coffee. It wasn't hard. It was just like, it was like, I, it was like a, I don't know. It was more difficult than anticipated. Also, everything is shut down on Sunday till noon.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, I'm busy, but also I feel like I'm always like, oh, I want to find my one true love, I want to find my one true love. No, I don't.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah. And also they shut, it's like 12 till five. Yeah. But try going to Europe. Like nothing is open on a Sunday. At least we have like five hours.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I've never had better Indian food in my entire life.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Probably if you went to India, but... Okay. But other than that, yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Wait, what are we going to say to them? What is it? What was it? The sister.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Oh, the sister? I would prescribe Sister, Sister, the show. I think that shows good sisters.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Everything you've been saying is just to watch a TV show.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah. Okay, cool. What would you prescribe?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I don't know, like, get a new sister or something?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Or, like, I'm trying to think of, like, a movie where... The Parent Trap? Yeah. Well, there's no, like, love in that with boys. I'm trying to think, like... Mary-Kate and Ashley? Yeah. My dad wrote a Mary-Kate and Ashley film.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Switching Goals. Love that one. Isn't that crazy?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Did you ever watch... what's the Paradise one? They like go to like some tropical islands.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I want to work. Okay? I'm working. Wait, so when did it- No, I need to stop working so much.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah. Passport to Paris. Yeah, I watched all of them. So good. Olives are Sealed. Winning London. Yeah, it's where they're the spies or they're the witness production.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, I think I have seen Winning London. Remember the Hollywood, the Halloween special they would do?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Oh, I love Mary Kay and Ashley. They're so good. And now they have The Row.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
We caught our new roommate lying to a group of people at a party we were hosting about having a dead dad. Like, would not stop trauma bragging. We literally have met her biological father. He helped us move in. Is this weird enough for confrontation or is it a laugh it off thing?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
That's definitely strange behavior. Yeah. Don't you think? Uh-huh. Like, that's, wait, what? Have you done that?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. To play devil's advocate, someone else could be a father figure to her.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like, her biological dad might not be her, like, the one she refers to as dad, but it is interesting.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Well, there could be a father figure that had died in her life.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
It's definitely like something maybe to ask her about.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, definitely ask. And it's very a sensitive subject. So don't be too confrontational.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
When you approach it. Yeah. But like definitely I would maybe say, oh, like I was confused about this because I've met your dad, but you said your dad is dead.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
That's a good, that's a really good way to ask.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
The girl I was friends with stopped talking to me when I asked her for money. We were at a pregame before a function for my sorority and I asked her to pay me back for a night out. I covered for her just the other night, like drinks, food, cover charge, everything. She literally blew up and left the party. We haven't spoken since and things are super awkward. What the fuck? Help.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, because it's like she needs to kind of pay you back. You need that money back. But what's going on there?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
How can you not? Yeah. Just J'adore to work. J'adore. Oh my God, capitalism is just really like, it's just overwhelming. Basically, yeah, I love to work.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I don't know. It doesn't seem like this is a long-lasting friendship. No.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Maybe ask, like, is there something else going on?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, is there something else going on? But I don't like the sound of that.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, I'd prescribe, like, a Venmo request charge. What do you guys use in the UK?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
People keep asking me for the Venmo. You got to get it. You're here enough. I know, but like, do I need like an American card for that?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Or you just do bank transfer. You like Wagamama? Yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I'm trying to think of, like, where else I went in London that I was, like, so clinically addicted to. I mean, I was in a really, not touristy part, but, like, a not, like.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And I went, I had the best dirty martini of my entire life at the con op.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
No, we tried to get into the Red Room and they were like, it's booked and busy.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, the corner is so nice. So nice. Yeah, I don't like martinis.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
To be fair, I've already been to many Mayfair restaurants. They're so fancy.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, and so expensive and fancy. I never really go to eat. I'm not a foodie at all.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
okay like i literally don't really love like food right like i obviously love to eat but like i don't i'm not like a foodie at all right we're having a family reunion this year basically out of nowhere like we've never done this i haven't spoken with most of my family in forever because we moved across the country like 10 years ago and they neglect us for that how do i not make this thing super awkward and try to have a good time with the people i barely even know lol
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I feel like you just have to like think that you might not have the best time in the world. Like you're going to a family function where you don't know that many people, you haven't seen them in ages. So I think like prepare for the worst and hope for the best.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
When did, but when did Chicken Shop Date take off? Because it felt, I feel like for everyone else, it felt like kind of like this overnight thing.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like it's not like you're going to have the best night of your life, but like you might, but like don't go into it thinking you will because you don't need to.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, buddy up with your family. But, like, know that, like, it might be awkward. But, like, that's okay. Like, it's not normal to, like, be best friends with family members that you, like, never see.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Love that movie. That was a good one. Isn't, like, every single thing that Reese Witherspoon in is amazing? Like, she just is never in anything bad.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Have you ever seen Little Fires Everywhere?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I started reading the book and then I didn't, but I didn't watch the series.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
She produced it, yeah. I think she was in it as well.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
She was, right? Oh, God. They never did a season two of that. So good. My boss said I'm on my phone too much at work. Is it crazy that this has made me start to look for a new job? Help, am I crazy?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Is this you? I actually have a funny story about this. I got fired from an internship in college because I was on my phone too much.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Interesting. So the boss has said you're on your phone too much.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, and they're like, yeah, so I'm just going to go get a new job then.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay, no. No. That's not a good idea because then the same thing is going to happen again in your next job. You probably need to stop being on your phone so much.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like I actually was like texting this guy and like he would, for some reason he was like only texting me like kind of late at night, like before midnight. And then at midnight he would then be like, gotta go. I gotta put my phone away. And then he sent me a photo of like this, this basically like secure box that he would lock his phone in like at night to like not go on it anymore. I don't know.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
It's like one day it was just there. But it wasn't, okay? It was a 10-year journey. No, I know. No, I feel like it became, like more people got to know about it, especially in America, like when TikTok was invented. Ah, so it like really took off on TikTok. The invention of TikTok, yeah. Really just catapulted the dates to new eyeballs, I feel like.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I thought that was a bit of a red flag. Oh, really? That he locked his phone away. And also, I'm like, you're locking your phone away when you're sleeping.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
But also, like, you're sleeping anyway. So, like, what's the point?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Right. I mean, maybe it's so he doesn't sit up and scroll.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
like right i'm like i am thinking that something is needs to change like in the world like i've been thinking about it recently like i actually feel like what if we all like revolted and we're like we're not going to be on social media anymore
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
i am not partaking in that revolt well yeah i know but like i've been thinking about it because i do feel like people's brains are being altered like and people are like getting more depressed and all these like quite negative things yes so i feel like we're all addicted to our phones and social media because like the algorithms make us be and i'm like a one at some point we're gonna all just be like we go we can't take this anymore
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, I will definitely wait for other people to lead the charge on that. But, like, I am a follower, so, like, I will partake in it if everyone else is. But the thing is, I am so addicted. Like, when I'm without my phone, like, and I've been addicted to plenty of things in my life. I was very addicted to weed, the puff, like, this, that, and the third. There is no addiction like that on my phone.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like, I, like, scratch myself. When I don't have my phone, I'm like, where is it?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, I mean, I actually have that, too, to be fair. I am also addicted to my phone.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like, I feel, like, my friend Brett, like, I'm pretty sure her, like, thumb is, like, permanently like this. Because, like, we're always on our phones so much. It's like this.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Viva la revolution. Yeah, against the phones.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I saw my friend's boyfriend with another girl. They're in their honeymoon phase and my friend gets super defensive about him. How should I tell her?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Hey girl, your boyfriend's cheating on you.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Okay. Well, I don't know. I saw your, what? I saw your boyfriend with another girl.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I would prescribe season two of Jersey Shore when Jenny and Snooki tell Sammy that Ron is cheating on her via a note.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Do the note. And, you know, it gets them in trouble, and Jenny beats Sam's ass, and it's a whole to-do. Actually, that's maybe problematic because people think Sammy beat Jenny's ass, but I thought Jenny beat Sammy's ass.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Because it's going to be an anonymous note.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Until it's not. But in your case, it probably is. But I feel like they're her friend. It's going to be like, this is bullshit.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, but then, or you could confront the guy.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
What if he's like, who's going to believe you?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, yeah, with like a secret mic. Yeah. Yeah, and a camera.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
All right, well, that was our last Tell Me What's Wrong.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
We learned about loads of new TV shows that you can be prescribed when you have a problem. And we learned that you have something wrong with your nose.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, because then like my content was being shared more. And then also at that same time, I was able to get more international guests on. And yeah, I feel like maybe the Jack Harlow episode, which was like three years ago or maybe four, was when the American audiences like started to see it.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And I've learned that you're really, really good at prepping for things and you work very hard.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
That's my biggest takeaway is that you work super hard and you have a really good mindset.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yes, I do. And I've learned today that you are incredibly talented naturally. And that's annoying. Oh, okay.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Well, Amelia, thanks for stopping by the therapist's office.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And then I was able to get more and more international guests. And then from there, it kind of grew. But that was always the ambition of mine. I always wanted it to be cross-genre, all different types of people from different cultural areas of music to sport. Right, right, right.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
to movies it just took me a while to like get people to agree to date me were you were you like do you remember the point where it was like you had stopped reaching out as much and people were coming to you maybe like two years ago okay yeah but i also feel like this is like The rise of Chicken Shop Day has happened through the rise of content.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Before I started, when I started Chicken Shop Day, content didn't exist. The algorithms weren't there that was feeding us all this content. I started Chicken Shop Day because I felt like there was a lack of a funny... like quick fire interview where you were getting to see a different side of someone's personality.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like everything felt very serious and like about, you know, someone's musical influences and like a deep dive. And I love watching those kinds of interviews, but I just felt like there was a space for like some more comedy. And now it's like,
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
so like oversaturated with like with like funny quirky interviews where they're like having to eat a million things or like having to like try on different hats and like do funny bits and stuff and so like the landscape has now changed to the point where you know talent is more willing to do those kind of interviews whereas before when i started it was just like why would i do that kind of interview first of all and second of all why would i ever do a youtube interview
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
even the word that just came out of my mouth. I'm like literally having an OCD attack right now. It's just because when I get really excited or nervous about something, my OCD really flares up and it's really flaring up right now. And I'm really trying to control it. But like,
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Like I'm not even spending time doing YouTube podcasts or anything like podcast didn't really like even have exist like 10 years ago. So it's just, I've kind of grown with the time, like how media has like changed.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Has anyone ever come to you and been like, let's turn this into like a talk show, like a late night show?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I guess, yeah, in a way, but like it's never worked out. And then there were times in which I like met with UK broadcasters to like do something with them, but then they wanted to take the copyright, like the rights.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And I was always like, no, I want to own like,
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
all of the rights to the show so then i always just said no to those deals and it's like the best thing i ever i've ever done because now i like completely own everything that's amazing i would always say that's my advice to other people too if they just own your shit yes own it because then you just can do whatever you want with it and yeah was there ever like a guest you had that was like so surprising like you just weren't anticipating it to go the way it did
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I was kind of surprised by Gideon being, like, so funny. I don't know why. Like, I think maybe because his music is quite serious. Right. Like, love songs. Like, he's really in his feelings. And I just, like, didn't think he would be so hilarious. So I was really pleasantly surprised by him. And he actually told me a really cute story. I bumped into him at a music festival, and he said that, like,
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
him and his family like re-watch the episode like on the big tv at home like and they like think it's such a great like example of like him and his personality and they love to like re-watch it as a family and i was like that's so cute that's the best compliment so nice yeah when you like get someone's real authentic personality out yeah 100 yeah but i um yeah and i don't know what other ones have really surprised me but that one stands out
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And then when did you start, like, hosting red carpets? Because you're about to host the Oscars. You just hosted SNL 15.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, it was so, I loved doing the red carpets. I mean, do you like doing them?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I've only done it, I think, once. Oh, for MTV? Yeah, and I was literally, like, I, first of all, I said yes to that because they said the person that had done it before was you.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
it's not well and i'm really i know it's just i'm really trying and i think i really need to get into exposure therapy because i think it's the only thing that will help me but it just sucks because i remember there was a time period where my meds were really working it was like that and a mixture of exposure therapy was like perfect it was like it basically like not didn't go away but was so quiet for a period of time and it was like perfect um but then obviously ssris don't really work after a time period so i need to figure the fuck out um
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
So I was like, oh, well, if she did it, like, I can do this. Like, I think, like, that's a cool thing to do if she did it.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Well, it's true. Was that not? It's true. She was like, Amelia did it. I was like, okay. It's true. But I was so scared.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah. I get so scared as well. You do? Yeah, I get so nervous. Oh, my God.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Well, yeah. Well, especially for, like... Yeah, I get really, really nervous. And I'm thinking, like, am I going to be as nervous as I was last year for the Oscars? Like, I'm hoping that I wasn't. But, like, last year, I had, like... I don't think I've ever experienced, like, a panic attack before. But that must have been what it was because I, like, couldn't really breathe. Yeah. And I was like...
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And I had to call my sister and I was like, and she was like, just go for a walk. And I was like, okay. So I like went for a walk and I just like, I felt really overwhelmed. And then I went for lunch with my team and it was meant to be a really nice lunch. Like before we do the Oscars, like to celebrate, like just to be nice. And I literally, they were like, are you okay?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And I was like, I'm not okay. And I was like, again, like heavy breathing. I was like, oh, like I felt so nervous. But I get nervous because I want to do a good job. Like that's what I get nervous about. And I get nervous. I'm going to blank.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
yeah someone's gonna come up to me and i've like know exactly who they are i've like prepped all my questions beforehand and i'm they're gonna come up to me i'm gonna be like um how are you and like it's like no don't ask how because i'm just like trying my best to like not ask them like are you excited for tonight like i'm trying to think of like other questions because like that's why i want to do that's why i love doing red carpets and it's because i want to be
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
asking questions that like are unusual that people like don't expect because like there's such a long history of like red carpet reporting and some of it is so incredible and some of it is just like quite repetitive and um i'm trying to ask something different so i just worry and i get nervous that i'm just gonna blank and be like so like what are you wearing right right i guess the first one was like the gq man of the year which was like yes three years ago
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And you still do that? Yeah, I still do that because I love it because they get such a good group of people and I just love GQ and they're so nice to me there and it's nice to do a great one in the UK and they just always get amazing people.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
how do you prep for these things? Like, do you always know who you're talking to or like, how do you?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, they give us a list beforehand of like guests, but then that kind of can change. And then they can also send like names really last minute, which I love. And then, yeah, I guess normally like me and my sister and then like another writer will like prep all questions and we'll do general questions that we can ask anyone.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And then we'll do individual questions, like five individual questions for each person.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And then I have the... And then I just kind of try and memorize them, and then I, like, have them on cue cards. But then, really, when I'm interviewing people, I can't even look at my cue cards, so I kind of do have to memorize them. And, like, at SNL 50, I was super nervous, and I kept forgetting my questions. Uh-huh.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And I kept just asking the same questions that my sister was there, being, like, in the in-ears, being, like...
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
asking the same questions to me and I was like Zoe I know I do I'm just like so nervous like Kristen Wiig is right there queuing up next to my Rudolph like all these people and I was like Fred Armisen and I was like I can't do it but then I feel like I left being like oh my god I didn't perform very well like and then I then basically a fan I have a fan page like a new fan page that like
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I didn't have any fan pages before but now I have this new one and they are so good at like their edits and so they made an edit of the live stream from SNL 50 and so when I woke up in the morning I watched it like their edit they did a compilation and then I was like oh right you did do a good job and then I felt better about it because I was like they had made a really good edit that is I feel like the best feeling in the entire world but it's I feel like it's also like are you the type who like sets your expectations low so that it can be like
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, and it's funny because the first time I did, when I did the Golden Globes, I had my expectations so high. I was like, I'm going to get every single person that I've prepped for. Like, what the hell? I'm so deluded. That's what I would think. Yeah, I was like, I'm going to get everyone. I'm going to get Taylor. I'm going to get Rihanna.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I was like, I'm going to get an interview with Taylor Swift. I'm going to get an interview with Rihanna and all these people that I'd prepped for. And then I couldn't get... Like, I couldn't get, like, less than half the people that I prepped for. Like, I feel like I only got, like, 10 people.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
And then that really set my expectations right for, like, then future carpets where I'm just, like, lucky to get, like, anyone.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Right, right, right. Okay, and were you so, like, disappointed in the moment?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, I was. I literally left the carpet and I was like... I can't believe, I can't believe we couldn't get like all the people that I wanted to get, even though I got so many amazing interviews, but I just like wanted to get like every single person I wanted to do a hundred interviews in an hour. Yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
I think I just trauma dumped on you guys. I'm so sorry. But it is true. But yes, tonight we have Amelia de Moldenberg. This week I am in New York. So right now I'm in LA, but when you are watching this, I will be in New York. My OCD is telling me not to say that, which is insane, but I just have to say that out loud. I don't know what the fuck is going on. I'm literally having a mental breakdown.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
But, but yeah, no, that, but that carpet was great because I got like an amazing interview with Andrew Garfield. So it actually ended up being great.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Even though at the time we lost the footage to that interview.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Yeah, it was crazy. Like, I basically went to bed thinking that we had lost the interview because the memory card had, like, corrupted. And so I went to bed being like, oh, my God, like...
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 68: Amelia Dimoldenberg
my my life's over like my career's over like everything's everything's wrong i was like at the after party of the golden globes like trying to have fun and i was like my manager was like can you smile and i was like no i can't i went up to my hotel room i cried uh-huh because i just knew in the moment you know when you do a great interview you just know like that interview is amazing yes and that's what i felt like in the moment and then when they were like we've lost the footage i can't i was just like what do you mean you've lost the footage what do you mean