Amanda Mercedes

Hey, how's it going? So as a strong, independent woman, I really look up to other females in male-dominant positions. Not just in the bedroom, but specifically in professions, occupations. But recently, there was a young girl in Wisconsin who shot up her Christian school. Not the direction of women taking on male-dominant positions, as I thought.

Because when I was 15, we were just kind of getting high in the bathroom. But maybe that's just the difference between Catholic schools and public schools. Yeah. That's what I got. I'm sorry.

You look good, dude. This is my first time on a stage without a pole.

What were we talking about? I was a young delinquent at the age of 18 and didn't really know what direction I wanted to go in.

Nope.

I work for a cannabis company.

I'm their compliance officer, so.

I make sure that we follow the state rules, and we don't sell over any overages, and everybody gets to have fun, and we get to stay open, sell weed to Michigan.

Yes, sir.

I came here to kill Tony.

At work and at home and you know.

Yeah.

West Michigan, North Michigan, New Ago. Oof. Yeah, yup, 14 degrees before I left here, so.

What do you do, ice fish or something? Smoke weed, go hiking, kayak in the summer.

Yeah.

I signed up for it.

That's my middle name, first and middle.

Yes.

Flowers.

I actually got a tattoo of Brida Frankenstein. I can make her twerk.

Yeah. Let's see.

My pants are kind of tight. And I just got a tattoo on this side.

It's a broken flower pot.

Uh, I had $300 and wanted something. Okay. Yeah.

I live in a 35-foot camper with my dog, so I wasn't expecting that. Yeah.

She's a Doe, remember, man?

Yeah, she's my baby.

We go for hikes.

We go for hikes and go to the beach.

I'd like to travel. I'd like to own my own business one day.

Cannabis related. I mean, I've been in the industry this long, you know, consulting and... Okay.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, we'll grow the weed and we can like.

Garbage, no.

Yeah, I brought my own weed, so I was covered there.

Yeah, otherwise it's kind of sad, the THCA scene out here.

You want to smoke a real joint, I got you.

I'm just so offended.